go to random.org and randomize from 1-802
now you have to fight tobias and his darkrai
how fucking fucked are you
and the number is the number in the national pokedex that the pokemon you got is
Ninjask
>>30403951
Not very fucked, tbqh.
Or just use this:
www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/
I got Psyduck so I'm not going to have a good time
>Tympole
gg
>>30404023
doesnt have alolan pokemon
>>30403951
>random.org
>get 130
>130
All these years of splashing will finally pay off, and best of all I get one of my pokebros. Edgelord is about to get cucked.
>675
I'll do fine.
>>30403951
Tapu Koko
>electric terrain prevents sleep
>fairy type
TIME TO DIE, DARKRAI
>>30403951
I got a doggo, or do i get both?
Either way i'm fucked
>>30403951
>Delibird
>My choice of Vital Spirit or Insomnia
Where is your god now, Darkrai?
>Turtonator
Might be fine
but
>smogonbird
might stand a chance
>>30403951
>>30403951
>491
Well this is awkward.
>>30403951
well uh shit
>>30403951
>Rockruff
wish me luck bois
>Dragonite
GG, EZ
>>30403951
>cobalion
bitch try your dark pulse on me
>Mimikyu
It's time.
>#671: Florges
I got this, guys.
Tobias gets rekt in the most humiliating way possible.
>>30403951
I got 248 and no Pokemon.
It's just me. Of course I'll lose to a fucking Darkrai. I'd probably lose to a Cleffa. Fuck Cleffa. I'd fuck Cleffa.
>Necrozma
I'd say i'm pretty fucking fucked.
>>30403951
#327
Huh.. I wonder what that i.....
>Lycanroc
Oh lawdy
>>30403951
Buzzwole
Id say Darkrai is fucked
>>30403951
>ledyba
luckily my screens will protect me
Sawk
EZ
Cutiefly...
H-hold me (;_;)
>>30403951
>493
WELL THANK ARCEUS
bonsly
rip
> Dewgong
No.
>>30406221
I have an image for you.
>>30403951
>Torracat
Gimme a few levels and I'm punching darkrai out.
>>30403951
I re-rolled and got
>Mienshao
Time to slap this fucker upside his nutsack.
>>30403951
he don't stand a chance
>>30403951
n-nebby.. we are so dead nebby..
>>30403951
>35
>Clefairy
Very fucked unless I get lucky with a metronome teleport or something
Bewear. Pretty much a gamble, he either outspeeds and kills with stronk special move or fails to KO and gets murdered
Gardevoir, hopefully with mega, so I think I'm good
>>30406307
it's ok, nebby will just teleport you away from danger
With a type disadvantage i think i lose
Marshadow dont know what would happen
Can anyone tell me what Marshadow is supposed to be
>>30403951
It's ok, he got buffed this gen.
Eh, could be worse.
>Talonflame
Well, as far as Smogon's concerned, we're both pretty fucked.
>>30404806
You are Tobias
>Sudowoodo
Mmm. I don't think I'm gonna make it.
>>30403951
It's okay we got this.
>Gyarados
Am I fucked?
>>30403951
>750
>Mudsdale
At least it's a Gen 7 'mon.
>>30403951
>Burmy
Even with the type advantage I'm fucked
>Malamar
Should be fine
Fucking Qwilfish
>Luvdisc
fug
I've made a terrible mistake.
Heracross.. .
I don't mind Kartana
Hopefully I'll be able to get through it
2 ez
>1st roll is boldore
I'm fucked
>2nd roll is fug
I know what i'm picking