>Be me, cop close to retirement >Kahuna of island passes

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2016-12-01 03:44:55 Post No. 30399544
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 03:44:55 Post No. 30399544 [Report]

>Be me, cop close to retirement
>Kahuna of island passes away so a new has to be picked
>lulimagineifitsme.jpg
>show up to shrine and we all take turns touching the stone
>justgetitoverwith.png
>I touch it and it starts glowing
>"God fucking damnit"
>Everyone there is the witness and I'm the new Kahuna
>"Are you sure he isn't just fucking with us?"
>"No no this is Tau Bulu's way of saying your the chosen one"
>Before I can reply I'm handed three boxes full of Darkium
>Ineveraskedforthis.png
>Trying to get home, struggling to carry these boxes of Darkium
>Youngster bumps into me
>Darkium all over the floor
>"Hey you're the new Kahuna right?"
>Challenges me to a battle
>Have like two of my house meowths on me at the time
>Kid throws out a grubbin and kicks their shit in.
>This is now everyday of my miserable life
>I just wanted to sleep
>I just wanted to retire

Anonymous 2016-12-01 03:47:57 Post No.30399620
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 03:47:57 Post No.30399620 [Report]

>>30399544
aw cheer up Nanu, it could be worse

your partner could be dead and you could live next to a gang

Anonymous 2016-12-01 03:50:02 Post No.30399678
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 03:50:02 Post No.30399678 [Report]

>>30399544
>Be me
Fuck off, reddit.

Anonymous 2016-12-01 03:51:04 Post No.30399710
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 03:51:04 Post No.30399710 [Report]

>>30399620
tapu koko

Anonymous 2016-12-01 04:05:23 Post No.30400127
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 04:05:23 Post No.30400127 [Report]

Man, he going to die of old age faster holding two stressful jobs.

Anonymous 2016-12-01 04:56:48 Post No.30401528
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 04:56:48 Post No.30401528 [Report]

>>30400127
eh, nothing much ever happens in Alola

what, are a bunch of aliens gonna come by and wreck shit or something? fat chance

Anonymous 2016-12-01 05:00:38 Post No.30401618
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 05:00:38 Post No.30401618 [Report]

>>30399544
>tfw He will never take Gladion under his wing and turn him from a Chunni Edgelord to a Red Pilled Smugman

Anonymous 2016-12-01 05:01:25 Post No.30401634
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 05:01:25 Post No.30401634 [Report]

>>30401528
Anon, pls. It like you want him dead by the next full moon.

Anonymous 2016-12-01 05:40:56 Post No.30402660
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 06:06:46 Post No.30403377
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 06:06:46 Post No.30403377 [Report]

>>30402660
We're all kahunas now

Anonymous 2016-12-01 06:07:38 Post No.30403402
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 06:07:38 Post No.30403402 [Report]

>Go to sushi high roller for heart scales
>Got to eat sushi with Nanu
I didn't know how badly I wanted this.

Anonymous 2016-12-01 06:09:32 Post No.30403469
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 06:09:32 Post No.30403469 [Report]

>>30403402
>>Got to eat sushi with Nanu
how

Anonymous 2016-12-01 06:12:25 Post No.30403553
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 06:12:25 Post No.30403553 [Report]

>>30403469
Pick the bottom option at every restaurant.

Do it right now.

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>>30399544
nanu in real life (except less grumpy)

Anonymous 2016-12-01 06:15:24 Post No.30403648
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 06:15:24 Post No.30403648 [Report]

I like how they could of have been 2 male and 2 female elite 4s but Nanu turn down the offer.

Anonymous 2016-12-01 08:00:52 Post No.30405704
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 08:00:52 Post No.30405704 [Report]

>>30403648
>hey, Nanu do you want to-
>no, fuck off

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