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>Be me, 16
>Little bro’s birthday is coming soon
>He’s going to be 10
>Pokemon diamond is coming out
>We both are hyped af
>Get him pearl for his birthday
>I get diamond
>We start playing it together
>He gets to Lake Verity before me
>”I’m gonna name my starter after you, anon! He’s gonna be a piplup!”
>He knows I loved piplup
>Awwwe.jpg
>Names my starter after him, I chose his favorite, Turtwig (he says it looked cute)
>Boxes starter after I get a couple of pokemon
>We go through the game
>Months pass
>I beat the game
>He’s still struggling with the 6th gym
>I help him out
>He gets to the 8th gym
>More months pass
>I get bored with diamond
>He starts collecting cards
>Come home from school one day
>Find my mom crying
>I rush and ask her what’s wrong
>My heart plummets at 10,995 m/s when I hear
>Lil’ bro’s been attacked
>Drive as quick as possible to the hospital
>DGAF about the driving laws or speed limits
>Rush into the hospital
>Nurse helps me find my bro
>See him on the operating table
>He’s been mugged
>Got shot in the mugging
>Ask him if he can hear me
>He sees me
>”Nurse joy was so nice to me”
>He hands me something
>Level X Empoleon card
>Has my name on it written in sharpie over the name box
>”I’ll be fine, anon.”
>He’s not fine
>He dies 4 days later
>Cries my eyes out
>Talks about him at his funeral, tries not to cry
>At home
>Starts playing his pearl to beat it for him
>Only uses the pokemon in his party
>Still has Empoleon named after me
>Beats the elite four and Cynthia, crying the entire way through
>Starts playing my game again
>Remembers that I boxed turtwig
>Sees turtwig in my box, named after him
>Cries my eyes out harder than I ever have
>Two months pass
>His birthday again
>Family visits his tomb in the cemetery
>I stay longer than them
>Put the completed copy of Pearl in his tomb
>”Happy birthday, Lil’ Bro.”
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>>30394080
2/2
>Flashforward to this year
>Preordered Sun and Moon
>Picks them up early on launch day
>Goes to bro’s tomb
>Transfers empoleon to moon, leaves moon in his tomb
>Along with Platinum
>And Soulsilver
>And White
>And White 2
>And Y
>And Alpha Sapphire
>Goes home
>Completes Sun
>Goes to my altar for him
>With his level X Empoleon
>And a picture of him
>And a little note from him
>Puts my copy of Sun next to it
>With my turtwig named after him it it.
>No, not my Turtwig
>HIS Turtwig
>His favorite pokemon before he died.
>”Hope you catch em all in heaven, bro.”
>mfw
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>>30394080
Who mugs a 10 year old? Even the guy who killed Batman's parents left Bruce alone.
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tl;dr
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>>30394093
That would be really cute if you could actually transfer empoleon to moon and you weren't lying, you piece of shit.
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Nice fake story mate.
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>>30394168
He probably lives in the south side of Chicago or something.
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what kind of deranged idiot wastes this much time making this up?
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>>30394093
>>30394080
I STOLE THOSE GAEMS
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>>30394235
I'm pretty sure it's usually not mugging that kids there die of. Mostly straight up murder or crossfire.
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>>30394277
Witnessed
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>>30394277
Witnessed
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>>30394093
why you liyin'
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>>30394277
Dubs got
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>>30394093
>Transfers empoleon to moon
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>>30394277
W I T N E S S E D
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>>30394277
God damn, look at those sweet fucking digits.
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>>30394277
Authentic 4chan experience
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>>30394277
passcuck
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>>30394093
>transfers empoleon
>to moon
Nice attention whoring
If you want (you)s just say more obvious stupid shit
Check my dubs btw
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>>30394277
Bless you, anon.
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>>30394185
Alright, OP here
>>30394188
>>30394277
>>30394319
>MFW I forgot the "Check the error" partoff of the copy and paste
>You all seemed to find it out fast enough, so you get a star. Congrats
>>30394258
This is me practicing my writing of sad greentext
>>30394331
My sides went into fucking orbit. Well played, anon.
SO TO CLARIFY:
Yes, this thread was bullshit. It was practice for writing sad shit.
Sorry to all the anons I may have offended
But then again
This is 4chan
Who the fuck says sorry?
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>>30394641
>i was merely practicing
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>>30394641
fuck off back to plebeddit
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>>30394549
>OP literally just explained this
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>>30394641
>dis is 4chan XD
>le ebin troll ;^)
kys, don't capitalize between each greentext it makes you look autistic. Also, no-one uses "bro" outside of ironic and unironic shitposters, it rarely ever helps a story achieve its mark.
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>>30394641
>practicing writing in greentext format
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