>he kissed Lusamine >he licked Lusamine's armpits

see even with your excess 80 pounds you could get some pussy too if you only weren't a socially awkward fuck and knew your beans

>>30389936
Based anon

>>30389936
Also Mohn's probably gained a bit of weight since then.

>>30389854

>he ate the sweet anal nectar of Lusamine's dinner from the day before

What you forget is how Lusamine looked like before her UB and style addiction
Probably like the middle aged woman she is

>>30389936
fpbp

>>30390200
Lusamine dresses like the person she fucks.

>>30389854
>>30389854
>>30390136
Posts like these should result in a range ban.

>>30390112
Lies, Lusamine fattened him up herself so she could make him dress like Guzzlord.

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>>30389854
>that fat fuck got prime pussy
>I'll die alone

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>>30390749
You're looking at it the wrong way anon. Mohn gives us all hope that maybe one day, we too can impregnate a hot batshit insane girl.

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>>30389854
>That smug grin he has

It's very charming. I can see how she might fall for him when he was thinner.

>>30390820
>when he was thinner.
Lusamine likes em thicc, she probably made him dress like Guzzlord.

>>30390820

> that smug grin

HE KNOWS

HE REMEMBER

SMUG BASTARD

>impregnate the hottest piece of ass in the whole Foundation
>twice
>give birth to two fucked up kids
>get suck in wormhole and live out the rest of your days without worry in a Pokemon paradise island
>can claim that he smashed the P

is he /ourguy/?