REMINDER THAT THE (((GUARDIAN DEITIES))) ARE EVIL REMINDER THAT

You've argued that the Guardians are bad guys but

What makes the Ultra Beasts good guys then

>>30383777
Trips confirm op is a senseless piece of shit that should off themselves

>>30383677
Welp the guardians are like deities, they just do stuff, any harm or good is just collateral.

>>30383777
How could Buzzwole possibly be a bad guy

>>30383777
name a single bad thing a UB has done

>>30383777
The UBs got yanked through the Ultra Wormholes and went towards the nearest thing they could find that felt familiar. Whether that ends up as a Faller (Looker, Anabel, Sun/Chicken-chan), a trial site (the Totems' auras are caused by Ultra Space energy), or a kahuna (kahunas hold Z-Crystals, which may also be caused by Ultra Space energy). When this familiar thing is being blocked off, they fight back. The Guardians are highly territorial, so "protect" the islands by attacking the UBs. The only UBs that did anything harmful were Nihilego and Guzzlord, both of whom were acting on instinct and not out of malicious intent. It's highly likely that the UBs had no idea what a human even is.

>>30383777
I wouldn't say UBs are good guys, but they're certainly not bad guys.

>Lele casts its scales to have soldiers fight themselves to death, along with casting them on Olivia so she is single forever
>Fini chases off anyone and everyone that lives on Poni Island, save for the kahuna's family
>Koko saves you and Nebby solely to test its strength against Solgaleo/Lunala

>>30383777
the Ultra Beasts you caught post game literally just WANTS TO GET HOME

>>30384038
Fuse with Lusamine for one
Or, not staying inside a bag?

Choose one

>>30384163
Fuck off Lillie you goddamn bag hag.

>>30384092
Pretty much this, the UBs didnt invade they where forcefully thrown into a world they do not understand.
thats why i didnt have the heart to destroy them i had to capture them all anything else and your scum

>>30384038
Guzzlord ate someone

>>30384038

Their Pokedex entries list a lot of bad stuff. But as always, who knows how much of that is trustworthy.

>>30384231
well if they eat Z energy instinctively and you are a person with lots of it and that said person just happends to be dumb enough to be infront of such a monstrosity of a beast.. i think he gets to have a little snack

>>30384163
>Fuse with Lusamine
To us that's bad because it's harming a human being, but it's just doing what it does instinctually. Nihilego seems to be a parasitic creature so it did what parasites do. It's not good or evil, it's nature.

>>30384231
he eats
that's what he does

>>30383677
>humans come onto THEIR islands
>want them to gtfo
>destroy one of their useless stores
>WAH WAH THEY'RE EVILLL KILL THEMMM

>>30384299
Fuck off Bulu, you're a piece of shit and you know it.

>>30384293
Guzzlord you are such a bad dragon that's it I'm done that's the last straw Gulzord

>>30384038
Attacked the universe Looker and Anabel are from, causing lots of death and destruction

>>30384293
Same thing could be said about Muslims and rape
Niggers and theft
Jews and tricks
Whites and autism
Spics and manlettness
Doesn't mean it's right

>>30383677
>(((GUARDIAN DEITIES)))
Go back to your containment board.

my head canon is that Ultra Beast lives in a dimension where no humans existed and them attacking humans is just like some sort of self defense

>>30384293
time for a snack
I'm a beast who loves to chew

Reminder that UBs:
>controlled people and turned them insane and violent towards their own family
>pulverized trucks for no reason other than boasting
>attacked a power plant to steal its electricity
>burned down a whole forest for no reason
>cut down towers just because they can
>gobbled down ENTIRE CITIES AND BUILDINGS

>"B-But that's just in their nature! T-They didn't know, t-they didn't mean-"
Doesn't change the fact they are extremely dangerous and unhealthy for everybody involved. They are just as evil for humanity as Lavos.

>>30384699
Reminder that there are Pokemon that already existed that do crazy, dangerous, harmful shit too

>>30383677
I thought you were going to cite real evidence but you just said "this dude lives near a graveyard." I know a nigga who lives near a graveyard and he ain't seem evil to me.

>>30384699
pokemon already do much worse. we shouldn't condemn UBs any differently just because they're from somewhere new and mysterious

>>30384407
>can't even take a joke

fuck off

>>30383677
tapu koko also didn't protect guzma from child abuse

inb4 >child protection service

>>30384362
They came from the one before the physical/special split right? I don't understand how mewtwo and rayquayquay didn't slap the everloving fuck out of all these posers, they get their jimmies unrustled by the fight and mewtwo reasserts himself as the most powerful pokemon while rayray gets a tasty treat in nihilego.

>>30384291
You could argue the same thing about the Tapus though.

>>30383677
Wait. Wait one second.

>Lele resides in the Ruins of Life... next to a graveyard, a place of DEATH.
>Bulu resides in the Ruins of Abundance... next to a BARREN desert, and destroyed a place of commerce and wealth.
>Fini resides in the Ruins of Hope, on a forcibly-deserted, HOPELESS island with the only residents being the kahuna's family
>Koko resides in the Ruins of Conflict, yet is the only Guardian that actually protects people- and thanks to his efforts, his island is the most PEACEFUL one of the lot

I'm seeing a pattern here...

>>30386150
P O E T R Y

>>30384101
Just because they are bad guy

Does not make them... bad... guy

>>30384746
>>30384862
Why am I even wasting time in this thread this place is full of UBs in disguise.

>>30386150
Koko's is only the most peaceful because he kicks the shit out of anything strong enough to cause problems. Hala implies that his intervention could just as easily be motivated by "I found a strong guy to fight!" as it is "Oh shit there's an intruder on my territory time to fuck it up and protect my peeps".

>>30386366
Yes, but even so, it still fits the pattern of "what it brings about is the direct opposite of what it's represents"

Lele represents life and brings death
Bulu represents abundance and brings famine
Fini represents hope and brings hopelessness
Koko represents conflict and brings peace

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Tapus should know their place

Tapus are hands down the best well-written and well-designed group of legendaries in the series.

They're also a perfect example of what a fairy type should be like, unlike most of those introduced in gen 6.

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>>30386646
No and Nope

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>>30386646
>Tapus
>Legendaries
They're not legendaries. Legendaries aren't allowed in competitive play.

>>30384374
Manlettness?

>>30384699
t. Tapu Bulu

Why don't you go destroy more innocent lives that tread on your """""sacred""""" land you shitass (((guardian deity)))?

>>30387141
Hey, he let Kukui build a League on his mountain. That's gotta count for something.

They're at the RUINS of life/abundance/hope/conflict. Ruins imply destruction, degradation, etc, or otherwise removal or lack thereof in this case.

You could call a graveyard "the ruins of life" itself.

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We need a Tapu leader so they start actually doing there job, like Regigigas. I promote pic related.

>>30387255
Only because Pokemon battles are considered 'sacrifices' to the guardian deities.

If anything the League is only encouraging the deities to be even more selfish twats than before. Arceus forbid someone tries to improve life on Ula'Ula by making an innocent supermarket only meant to benefit the people's lives.

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>>30383975
best UB

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>Paralyze and false swipe Tapu Bulu
>Still took 22 Ultra Balls and 7 Dusk Balls to catch
Pure evil.

>>30384106
>casting them on Olivia so she is single forever

I keep seeing this around here. Where was this stated in-game?

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I'd like to see you fucks name one, ONE thing that Koko did wrong, I fucking dare you.
>inb4 w-well he didn't do x even though he's not a fucking omniscient or omnipotent
No faggot, just because I didn't be a fucking guidance counsellor because somebody is having family issues that I couldn't even reasonably know about (hell why not blame everyone living by Guzma for not helping if you fucks are that fucking petty) does not mean that Tapu Koko can be considered bad by any measure. Also even if the reasoning may be selfish, if the end result does not harm anyone and is in fact beneficial for all on the island then it's still clearly a good thing done.

>>30387361
Well the good news is that if the Tapu battles are canon, then the MC has captured all of them and they can't cause problems anymore.

>>30387819
>Tapu Koko is seen flying in the sky with Hala and Hau Tauros racing in the credits
>this is after his fight
hmmm

>>30387717
>I
Go away, Koko. Shouldn't you be wrecking teams and overall shaping this new gen's meta, anyways?

>>30387717
>I
You DO know you're not a Pokemon, right, Anon?

>>30387717
Shut up Koko, only superstitious savages like you.

>>30387336
>Tapus has a leader similar to the Regis and Regigigas. Tapu Leader is currently chilling on a different region, and the strange souvenir is based on Tapu Leader's likeness
>Tapu Leader is actually an all-around decent mon who likes people
>Tapu Leader left the protection of the Alola islands up to the Tapus, completely confident that they would do what he expects of them
>Tapu Leader is blissfully unaware that the Tapus are useless hacks and doing a shit job at it

>>30388781
The Tapus are actually like a bunch of kids in power.

They'll get a scolding from motherbird Tapu when it returns. Except Koko, he was a pretty good boy

>>30386445
>Fini represents hope and brings hopelessness
It should bring despair instead. Despair is cool

>>30389108
Hopelessness, despair, pretty much the same thing.

Also file off those edges, they're bad for your health.

>>30384661
Where are the Looker's partner?

>>30389191
I ate those food

>>30389517
Where are the whole buildings

If I accidentally KO tapu koko can I still catch it later?

>>30390339
Yes, just rechallenge the E4.

>>30383677
at least they have good designs, unlike UB's

>>30390238
I ate those food

>>30390497
Where did all of the rainbow beans go

>>30383677
You're right that the Tapus are evil, but your reasoning is wrong.

Koko doesn't bother people, so he's fine.
Lele is childishly sadistic and has caused people to kill themselves.
Bulu rampages and murders anyone that builds on his land.
Fini outright murders people who approach.

>>30390605
i ate those foods

>>30386717
The game files classify them as 'sublegends' along with the legendary birds, beasts and the like.

>>30387717
Koko did nothing wrong. That's why Melemele is the most populated. Humans can live free from the whims of a capricious god as long as they're not trying to destroy the island or something stupid like that.

>>30383975
for you

>>30384215
>thats why i didnt have the heart to destroy them i had to capture them all anything else and your scum
You're forced to catch them

>>30386705
Yes and yes dumb memeposter

Gen 6's fairies were crap.

A fucking cupcake.

>>30385911
>>30384362
The 'they destroyed that universe' thing is fan conjecture

>>30390806
Where in the game files does it actually list this designation? They certainly didn't do that in any previous gen

>>30389108
>despair is cool
Junko, please leave.

>>30390855
No? They're all optional.

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>>30389108
fuck off Junko. Didn't Kyoko beat you?

>it's a "tapu koko sockpuppets as not-tapu koko on an australian bug catching simulator program message forum in a thinly veiled attempt to get people to ignore the facts that he's a dickhead" episode
Reminder that Buzzwole and Pheromosa did literally nothing wrong but Tapu Chickenshit felt like attacking them for no reason anyway when they threatened nobody

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>>30384138
And now they are my battle slaves.
But Buzzwole seems to like it if I rub its musles.
No-one, not even the Ultra Beasts, can resist the head pat.

>>30391109
I KNEW HER DESIGN REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE.
Now I feel compelled to name a Stufful Monokuma.

>>30383777
Didn't Guzzlord kill someone, even?

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>>30386366
> "I found a strong guy to fight!"

This. Koko is literally Goku. Just wants to fight strong opponents. So if something powerful tries to fuck with MeleMele it will intervene. Not because it likes the people so much. But because he found a strong opponent.

>>30384374
Go take a shower you filthy fucking /pol/lack

>>30391291
It still has the unintended effect of protecting the people.

>>30387255
It probably enjoys watching good battles. So it's still out of selfish reasons.

>>30383677

The actual surprise for me was that the Kahunas were bad.


The game said that Team Skull is what remains of a group that was led by the Kahunas, until the Tapus defeated them.

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Fuck the Lele

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>>30387434
> Fini
> Aqua Ring
> Muddy Water

Caved and used the Master Ball. Yes I'm a pleb, fuck this noise. Not even Giratina was this fucking annoying. Jesus fuck.

>>30391429
>using a master ball on something that you can easily reset

enjoy your exploding shiny

>>30390969
There's Sylveon

>>30391360
Does it matter if it's for selfish reasons?

The thing that matters is that Koko is literally the only one of the lot that isn't endangering everyone else on the island by being a selfish little prick. Instead, he's PROTECTING everyone on the island by being a selfish little prick.

>>30391385
>led by the Kahunas
Led by A Kahuna. Not all of them.

>>30391459
Actually, Koko only "protects" if he thinks he can get a good fight out of it, sooner or later.

He will literally let people die if he don't think he can get a good fight ouf ot saving them. This is canon.

>>30391487

Source? I obv cant go to that dialogue again, I think.

>>30391496
Negligence is better than actively destroying property or actively killing people. Especially since in other areas, there aren't tapus to save people.

>>30391516
It's there at the entrance of victory road in one of the caravans iirc

>>30391516
Talk to one of the Skull grunts in the trailer park near Tapu village.
>Team Skull was born outta this old group that once formed around one of the old kahunas. But that whole thing fell apart after they got smacked down by the wrath of the tapu!
A lot of people think Plumeria is a direct descendant of the OG skulls because she lives in the same area.

>>30391337
It does, which is why Koko is the coolest of the bunch. Like Goku, Koko protects and saves people. Out of selfish reasons, but he saves them still.

If Archie and co summoned Primal Kyoger near Alola I am sure Koko would go and wreck its shit.

>>30383975
He can't be, because he's dare I say "our guy"

>>30384092
this is some serious fuckin headcanon right here

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>>30391452
>enjoy your exploding shiny

>>30391838
>this is some serious fuckin headcanon right here

Except this is stated in the game. The UBs literally just want to go home and flock to whatever feels the most familiar.

Maybe next time don't mash A as fast as you can, ok? Ok.

>>30384163
>fuse with a human
This normally isn't suppose to hurt a human in any way and instead make them stronger. Not all parasites only take, some co-exist with their host.

>>30391009
If you KO an ultra beast it'll reappear in the same location

>>30387819
>>30387851
>catch the tapu
>dump them in the box
>they take the backdoor out of the PC over to poke pelago, and fly off doing whatever they want when you're not looking

>>30385911
We know they went to the universe Looker is originally from, the idea that they killed people or even hurt anyone is just his fan fiction

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>>30383677
>baron desert

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>>30391452
>Using Master Balls on Shiny Pokemon

>>30390605
*bruup*

>>30391408
>Crazy murderous scale spreading thing
>terrible synergy with my favorite mon
>but really cute in Amie
>first Timid one had HP Fire

Is this how they get you?

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>>30386348
but anon how could ultra beasts be in the thread we cant even type

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>>30392204
>we cant even type
THERE, THERE IT IS, GET IT!

>>30391452
>not carrying damp pokemon for self destructing shinies
>not carrying ghost pokemon for shiny take downers
>not carrying shadow tag for fleeing shinies
>not carrying heal pulse for any other recoil causing shinies
>not using the masterball only when its aesthetically or thematically appropriate which does not include fini anyway

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>>30392149
>cant use master ball for legends
>can't use it on shiny pokemon
What the fuck else is it actually worth using it on then?

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>>30392339
use it on a staryu for a master ball starmie since it's color appropriate.

using a master ball on anything else just proves you're a fucking ninny and don't know how to catch them properly.

>>30392339
>The Master Ball ever worth using

I use it on Legendaries personally. Thematically I have planned to catch Fini in the Master Ball since Kek and Lel are in a Poke and Great Ball respectively and I'll be catching Bulu in an Ultra Ball. Catch rate of 3 Legendaries is very nostalgic

>>30391223
Yeah, Looker and Nanu's unnamed partner. Nanu was apparently close with her as well.

>>30391949
>This normally isn't supposed to hurt a human
stopped here
It's heavily implied that it seriously affected Lusamine, to the point where Lillie has to go to Kanto in order to meet with Bill, who had incidentally fused with his pokemon at some point in order to undo what's been done to her mother.

>>30384038
Guzzlord ate someone

>>30384138
It's implied that they want to go home, but even so it's implied that they cause massive destruction upon arriving, which is why Anabel goes around to evacuate the citizens from the UB areas.

>>30392457
Your point is?

>>30391587

Tapu Koko is in no way on Box Legendary level of canonical power. All he can do is like, make electrical terrain. Kyogre can basically destroy all non-aquatic life on the planet.

>>30393445
It's okay, Tapu Koko will go Super Saiyan-I mean mega evolve one day.

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IM AM HUNGRY I WANT SOME EVERYHTING

Reminder that Plumeria is a Poison type trainer so that one day she may drive Tapu Bule off her island and avenge her ancestors

>>30393445
Tapu Koko has type advantage, is much faster, and is a naturally higher level in the wild :^)

If the lizard I picked up at the start of the game can stop Kyogre, I think tapu koko can.

>>30392339
A shiny legendary with 0PP left

>>30393608
>implying the Tapu's would bother to show up for some literal who's wanting revenge

>>30394651
All she has to do is put up a food stand in Tapu Village.

>>30384038
They destroyed non mega verse Hoenn and Sinnoh or something

>>30394864
i hate those food

>>30394927
That's headcanon.

>>30384374
Bane is a spic and he is a Big Guy

>>30394927
That's the one mistake they made, they should've destroyed Megaverse Hoenn to kill that bitch Zinnia

>>30395032
Tapu Bulu lives in a desert. Of course he hates those food.

i want koko and bulu to spitroast me.

>>30395249
huh why not lele and fini

>>30395563
I don't want Fini to laugh at my peepee

>>30395563
>Lele and Fini will never argue and fight over who gets to have you as their partner tonight

>>30395627
what has your peepee got to do with it, you are the spitroast

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>>30395563
>girls
>spitroasting

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>>30395679
Would give lele chest rubs every day forever desu

>>30395700
Is there a term for when a girl is giving a boy a blowjob while another girl is kissing him? That's my favorite.

>>30384904
jokes are funny

>>30395764
>>30395750
>>30395679
>>30395627
Okay but there's nothing to say that koko and bulu are male while lele and fini are female. They are all genderless, this is just some forced faggotry

>>30384338
He just hates amazing deals.

>>30392339
A fearow.

>>30390994
Gee golly wiz, there are no gyms in Sun/moon, therefore Sun and Moon are not mainline pokemon games!

Don't be a retarded faggot. The dataminers found most of this shit out, but you could just look at the pokedex colors.

The Tapus are green
Type: Null and Sivally are green
Nebby and family are yellow
Zygarde is yellow
I can't speak for the other UBs because I haven't gotten to them yet.

There's not much proof here because the older pokemon aren't available yet but everyone else is blue.

>>30395700
showing them your dick is the offering

>>30395902
Gender unknown≠genderless

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>>30395902
>making this same argument every thread involving the tapus
>every time gets shut down
do you ever get tired, anon?

>>30384699
UBs are alien beings from another universe they cant even fathom why the heck some powerless walking ape is worth anything at all, its surprising they dont see humans as easy food.

>>30395750
Bro we're laughing at you

>>30386646
The Legendary deers were human xenophobes though.

>>30395750
>girls cant have penises too

>>30384374
true

whites and autism though? I mean America doesn't represent the entire white population

>>30395902
next you're gonna tell me lunala isn't female and solgaleo isn't male

>>30397560
They just go by PRONOUNS you CISCUM