>he kissed Lusamine >he licked Lusamine's armpits

He was her employee or her dad's employee. Factor in how Lusamine's whole character is about treating living things like toys, she must've had her way with him. I doubt he ever felt in charge, and he was probably not a big guy at the time.

>>30352715
>will never be scat-spitroasted by lillie and lusamine

just end it all my good brothers

>>30353091
Why are we here? To suffer?

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why do I even bother coming to this garbage board. Thanks for spoiling everything you retard. That's why spoiler functions exist

>>30352715

There's already a thread like this, faggot.

>>30352715
>he licked Lusamine's armpits
>he sucked Lusamine's [snip] toes
>he knows what Lusamine's butt smells like
>he made Lusamine pee all over him

Having been married for a few years now, I still haven't done any of these and can't figure out why anyone would want to.

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He stuck his dick in crazy and had to open a dimension-tearing wormhole to get away from her.

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>>30353266
>he's a tits guy

At least he scored

>>30352715
LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN :^)

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Please do not sexualize Mommy.

>Lusamine gets hooked on jellyfish drugs and goes mad, treating her kids like shit in the process
>Mohn gets to chill the fuck out on a tropical island, farming beans and playing with people's Pokemon, and doesn't even have to remember his past
Damn, Mohn has it good. If only Lillie and Gladion had been sucked into the same portal with him, they probably would've had a much better childhood.

>>30353405
Mommy sexualizes you.

>>30352715
Not this meme again

>>30353226
the game's been out long enough faggot, it's your own fault

>>30353288
indeed.

he accidentally hit the wormhole control machine with a hammer repeatedly.

Wait, where does it say this guy is Lusamine's lost husband?

>>30354445
Well, it's a bit more subtle than that.
Lillie mentions that her father discovered the Ultra Wormhole in Alola and was sucked through one.
The Aether Paradise's files on UBs reference a "Professor Mohn" who had discovered the Ultra Wormhole in Alola.
It's up to the player to put two and two together.

>>30354055
>hurr everyone should play a potentially multi-hundred hour game at my pace because I don't give a shit about decency

yeah it's my own fault when you could have just spoilered

kill yourself faggot

>>30352890
stop projecting

If your going to rehash the thread, atleast add another sentence

>>30352715
he's genuinely hot tho
i thought aarune was one of his relatives since both have a side purpose, well they probably are

>>30353226

>giving any amount of a shit about the story in a pokemon game
>giving any kind of fuck at all about this barely noteworthy part of the story

>>30353266

How do you not know what your wife's butt smells like? Has she never been naked near you?

>>30356399
>trying to justify being a lazy disrepectful asshole

it's the principal. People waited ages for this and you couldn't do the bare minimum of hitting ctrl+s. I don't give a shit how little you care about the story. Again--kill yourself. Last reply you'll get from me.

>>30356460

>People waited ages for this

For the game, yeah

>and you

I'm not even the guy. I'm just pointing out how stupid it is to get upset that someone mentioned something you didn't know yet in a fucking pokemon game, like that ruins the game for you.

>>30356315
Literally the point of her character was to be obsessed with treating humans and Pokemon like objects, down to freezing Pokemon into collectibles.

>>30352715
You make me so hard, OP

>>30352715
Good

He gives the rest of us hope that we can impregnate a hot batshit insane girl one day

>>30352715
Imagine how huge his dick is, you can tell hes hung as fuck by how constantly confident he is.

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>>30352715
>he fucked pregnant Lusamine

>>30359980
And then we can escape through a cross-dimensional wormhole when we realize she's probably going to freeze us

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>>30353091
Degenerate

>>30354691
Does these two even have the same name on the JP versions?

>>30356460
What the fuck did you expect? This is literally 100% your fault. You can't go to a Pokemon forum and expect people to not be talking about the new Pokemon games.
I for one care a LOT about the story. You know what I did? I stayed off 4chan and all vidya-related sites (barring Serebii) from October 17 to today and the first thing I see is you bitching about spoilers.
No, YOU kill yourself.

>>30353266
Does it not fancy you to lick up and down an ass crack, and all around the hole?