Salazzle is perfect best pokemon out of this gen right next to

spicy lizard

>one-hit or get one-hit, there is no inbetween: the pokemon

>>30341134
It's way too blatantly sexual.

>Hourglass figure
>squatting with its thighs spread as far apart as reasonably possible
>hand covering its crotch
>bedroom eyes
>it attracts males, specifically of any species, not just pokemon, with its "gas"

It just seems crude.

>>30341134
If it weren't for that bitchy pose I'd be OK.
I still want male Salandit to evolve

>>30343429
Its bent over because its a a reptile you moron it has to be like that to stay balanced or it will fall down on its backside due to its tail acting as a weight dumbass.

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>>30341134
I agree

>>30343390
>implying that's a bad thing

>>30343390
I love that aspect of it, I just wish its ability wasn't suited for a bulky staller. She'd fare better with and offensive ability, and leave corrosion for something like muk

So what, do I go Nasty Plot/Flamethrower/Sludge Wave/Dragonpulse?

>>30343429
agreed


oversexualization < brotier

>>30345932
>Dragonpulse
Its unbelievable this poor thing has so little moves it needs dragon for coverage

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>>30341134
>right next to alolan form marowak

OP has fine taste

>she moves her arms in a way that the fumes are wafted all over her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak8ix4kdz0Y

>>30345493
Corrosion just should have let it negate Steel immunity to Poison, if not make it weak to it.

>>30346212
She really wants the trainer D.

>>30345932
NP/FT/Toxic/Venoshock.
The downside is that you need to setup with this moveset and, well, >>30343390

>>30345932
Sludge wave/toxic/flamethrower/dragin tail

I use a focus sash

>>30347633
Good luck being able to use this move set

>fighting Lunala
>Moongeist Beams the shit out of my team
>Send in Salazzle, Venoshock it to get it just a bit lower than it already is
>Moongeist Beam again
>"toughed it out so you won't feel sad"
>holy fuck, balling time
>Nebby won't get in the fuckin' ball
>Moongeist Beam again
>Salazzle tanks it with 1 hp again
>this happens SIX FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW before the bat finally gets the hint and stays caught.

I feel blessed by RNGesus.

>>30347725
Can you send some of that luck my way friend

>>30347725
Now that's what I call fucking loyalty.

>>30343593
t. Male Salandit