>go into the graveyard early game >trainers are not focused

>>30306663
Considering you're basically Hau's rival. A lot of it.

>You will never smell Rosa's feet
>You will never smell Rosa's pussy
>You will never smell Rosa's coins

>>30306663
The real twist is that you were an NPC trainer all along

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>>30306663
>I make them bury the last remaining pokemon they have

?

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>>30307860
>tfw when no Rosa-like gf to cuddle and spit in your mouth

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>>30306691
>complained that my rival wasn't a douche-bag anymore ever since ruby/sapphire
>always feel upset that I don't feel the same satisfaction of crushing a rival who's only ever friendly to me
>it only makes me want to crush them harder
>get introduced to Hau. I need to wipe the smile off that dipshit's face.
>mfw I realize I've become the douche-bag rival

>>30306691
>>30308041
>Moon was here
>Hau is a loser

The dialogue options give you so many chances to bully Lillie and Hau.
>that moment at the end of the first island where Lillie asks you if you want to babysit cosmog and you tell her to fuck off.

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>>30309184
>constantly brush lillie off
>all she wants is your approval

Heh

>>30309184
Nobody likes paragon MC

>>30309184
I'm pals with Hau and an asshole to Lillie, it's a lot of fun. The scene when you got to the second island was really cute if you act this way.

>>30311590
It was even funnier if you made fun of Hau's joke and he had to run to Kukui for support.

>>30306663
>I make them bury the last remaining pokemon they have
Please stop the 'pokemon die in battles' meme

>>30308041
you have become gary but without getting BTFO five seconds after winning