I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Salazzle maid.
I SAID USE FLAMETHROWER YOU RETARDED CUNT
>>30293798
So you are, my Pokepuff. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
is this a skyrim reference?
Is this the pokemon version of the lusty argonian?
>>30294095
>he hasn't heard of the Lusty Alolan maid
>>30294095
>is this a skyrim reference?
No it's an elder scrolls reference.
>>30294095
>Skyrim
>playing only the shitty game
>>30294198
Uh, you're kidding right? Skyrim is THE best Elder Scrolls game and I doubt you can prove me wrong. A short and simple argument to your otherwise flawed views is that if Skyrim wasn't great then why didn't they make an HD remastered version of Oblivion or Morrowind? Oh, that's right, it's because they suck and they're boring. Get with the times grandpa
>>30294535
Heya Todd, I didn't know you liked Pokémon.
>>30294535
Bruh. This has to be bait. Skyrim is a pile of game breaking glitches and bugs that make the game unplayable. Oblivion is genuinely amazing.
>>30294095
The lusty argonian maid was in Oblivian. No way you could have read the original in Skyrim, it only had the sequel.
>>30294638
it was in Morrowind too, hell, you even meet the author there.
>>30293798
>tfw Salazzle penetration porn is actually pretty scarce
>>30293798
Go on.
>>30294535
fuck off todd
>>30296115
>I'm a big fan of your book, I cap to it every night
>Lusty Argonian maid was a mistake
>>30296837
considering he went to make like three other sequels im inclined to believe that was his intention. Also when you meet him for some quest to gain his favor the only thing he asks of you is that you undress completely in front of him regardless of gender.
>>30296837
What was the other one? Sultry Argonian Butler or some shit?
That lizard bitch is so ugly why do people even like her wtf she looks like some really obscure European candy gross wtf.
>>30297046
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>>30294095
It is a JOJO reference.
>>30294595
Oblivion is garbage you baiting fuck
>>30297046
You're fucking gay dude
>>30293798
GREAT THREAD OP YOU TOTALLY AREN'T A WORTHLESS SCALIE DEGENERATE THAT IS COMPLETELY UNWORTHY OF THE LIFE YOUR MOTHER GAVE TO YOU.
>>30298760
Great post fag
>only evolve as female
>87.5% male
>>30294535
Because we already have a fanmade hd remastered mod for morrowind. It looks pretty nice.