You're in the club and this guy smacks your girls ass,

We're both his girls now.

Hold a funeral for my girl

Call an ambulance

>>30289489
turn gay and choose him

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>>30289541

>>30289489
Mourn my now dead girlfriend and beg for my life

>>30289489
incineroar used flamethrower!

>>30289489
KEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Did this fuck have the biggest turn around of opinion? I think he could be a top 10 S/M favorite now

On July reveal he was trending towards Vanilluxe levels of hate

>>30289489
Take her to the hospital, than thing hit like a truck

>>30289489
>Sceptile used cut
Heh. Easy peasy.

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>>30289489
Nothing, my girl could take care of him herself.

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>>30289663
Bewear is a perfect example of how one should never judge a book by its cover.

Or in this case, never judge a Pokemon by a still image alone. Pic related

>>30289489
Think I'm only 4 inches shorter than it.
So using my faakin' joocy /fit/body I would wrastle it to the fucking ground.
Then hug it.

>>30289663
No, it's pretty over rated. Yeah it's physically bulky but there's a million fairies running around with dazzling gleam and Bewear isn't very threatening offensively. Bulk up seems to be it's best set so far. But the Tapus neuter this thing too much.

>>30289489
Call a funeral director

>>30289541
This desu

>>30289489
>120 atk
>hit gf (female) in the ass
>crushes pelvis
>probably die from haemorrhage
>if she (she) survives, paraplegia for the rest of her life

>>30289663
literally just conk 2.0
>LMAO SHREKMON
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>wait it gets what now
>mach, drain AND guts?
>MUH BRO, TEAM CONK SINCE DAY 1

>>30289663
competitive fags just started sucking bewear dick despite it still looking like shit like it always did since the beginning. they just got used to the smell by now

>>30289489
i get out the mop because my gf is now a bloody pulp

>>30289758
LITERALLY MY MOMS ANGRY TOUCAN. Not a Pokémon.

*inhales*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Call 911.

light him on fire

>>30290140
what does this epic meme means and how did it start?

>>30289663

>didn't care for design when it was revealed
>hear that it's actually good
>catch one by chance and use it
>it's fucking adorable in refresh

Gameplay redeemed it completely in my eyes. Too cute.

>>30290276
Started with Gen 5.

Don't remember exactly what Pokemon, but it was something close to
"This is literally my mom's dog" or something like that.

Probably stoutland

call him a fakemon

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>>30289663
I'll admit that its a decent mon (on the physical end of damage/defense, anyway), but I hate it way too much to use it.

>tfw it outclasses my nigga Pangoro

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>>30290276

>>30289663
>never cared about design either way, thought Stufful was cute but that's it
>Intended to use based boxing crab in-game
>Top kek only evolves on E4
>Bear upgraded as my Fighting mon

That's pretty much it

>>30289663
you could already see people warm up when it turned out it wasn't a small pokemon. It's a hard pokemon to immediately grasp.

>>30289663
Worst design in sun/moon. People only like it because it's decent in battle.

I hate this guy so much, why didn't the real bears get any love

>>30292774
>primarina exists
>salazzle exists

>>30293716
>being gay

>>30290260
This

>>30289489
Use Flamethrower.

>>30293716
>"Gee, I wonder how many people I can trigger if I say THIS! It'll be my most clever ruse!"

so in regards to fluffy do fire contact moves do 2x or get halved or both so its normal damage? cause a flare blitz did shit to this nigga.

>>30293835
Normal

>>30289663
I was meh to it at first, but seeing how Alola didn't introduce many Pokemon that I liked, I warmed up to him.

>>30289541

kek

>>30293646
>The real bears and actual martial arts-inspired fighting types got shafted
Fuck bewear. I hate it

>>30292774

not when the fucking sandcastle thing exists

>>30289550
I was going to say that myself.