>raining >in a cave >on a remote island >with your

>thinking eleven-year-old player character with exactly two facial expressions cares about any of that shit

>yfw there will never be a pokemon VN where you date lillie

>No option to tell her you're going to escape to Ultra Space

>>30287974
this is a Christian Japanese video game, can't have something like that in it

>>30287974
In Exeggutor attack scene she supposed to hugging MC. That's why she suddenly looks at you with surprised face in the end.

>>30288003
>two facial expressions
Shit I must have missed one

>>30287974
>raining
>in a cave
>on a remote island
>with your crush
>she talks about how great you are
>she thanks you for everything you've done for her
>she suddenly goes quiet

>she starts to squirm and wiggle her hips
>"I really need to go potty again anon..."

>I...

WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY DAMMIT

>>30288935
Kill yourself.
Seriously.

>>30288709
Yeah you make a look of surprise first time you see Tapu Kek and when Nihelgo first appears.

>>30288935
>opens mouth

I want to be Lillie's Nebby

>>30290884
I want to be Lusamine's Cosmog.

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>>30290969
hnggggg

>all the sweet things we could've said to her
>I don't know :^)

>>30287974
>>no option to tell her you want to travel the world with her.
>>no option to tell her you want to help her become a pokemon trainer.
>>no option to tell her you don't care as long as she is with you.
>Basing your future off someone else's
Grow some balls and carve your own path in life faggot

>>30293044
Lillie is my MC's life. Fuck off faggot.

>>30293128
>falling in love with a girl you have spoken to for maybe like 15 minutes total

>>30293186
Any?

>>30293227
And*

>>30287974
>No option to tell her to fuck off

>>30293044
>not pretending to care about her to get some action

Get a load of this faggot

>>30288003
>Tons of custom facial expressions and animations for all kinds of characters you interact with across the whole game
>Your player character stands there like a fucking deaf mute retard through absolutely all of it

>>30293274
Fuck off Lusamine

>>30288935
>implying lusamine didn't keep her in diapers

>>30288709
He looks scared when Lilie's mom become a dark blob.

>>30293410
to be fair that guy's post doesn't deny that

>>30293044
>77 IQ
Every time.

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>>30293453
she'd have probably already soaked herself a few times because of the constant pitter-patter from the rain

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>>30293948
There's a reason she's afraid of so many pokemon.

And a reason she smelled so bad at the first bridge encounter.

Instead of smiling they should have given the MC a neutral expression to go with the sunglasses accessory.

>>30294555
Instead of being lazy fucks they should've made the MC actually emotive.

>>30288020
if bioware made pokemon

>>30294497
She doesn't like Poke-Dick?

>>30294623
She learns to love it later. Constant exposure and all.

But I'm not interested in her new look

>>30288935
Why does literally every /vp/ thread include at least one person who brings up a character pissing on/inside/around them

>>30294724
Which do you think she prefers? Lion dick or Bat dick?

>>30294795
It's one dude trying to shitpost Lilliefags into oblivion.

>>30294822
>he's never had someone pee inside of him

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>>30287974
Nah I just want to get stronger with my pokemon. I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

>>30294795
I honestly have a fetish for it. Bringing it up gets my attention every time, but I don't bring it up myself.

>>30294797
Lion. It's a more dominant, robust creature.
Her favorite is Mudsdale though,same as her mother.

>>30294893
>horse dick

Remember what happened to mister hands?

>>30294925
It's okay anon, Pokemon horses are gentler and more intelligent than actual, 3dpd horses. Lillie will be fine.

>>30288109
See >>30293401

>>30294970
She'll be fine but it's not fair to mudsdale to expect him to stop after ejaculating once or twice for her sake.

His ability is called "stamina" after all, mudsdale need others of their kind to satisfy all their needs.

>>30295074
Oh, I never expected him to stop. It'll get Lillie more used to Pokemon, after all.

>>30295146
She'll be ruined for other men, a girl can't fuck horses forever you know.

>>30294925
Would've been fine if he had gotten treatment instead of letting it get bad.

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>>30293410
This is my fetish

"Sun... I... I think you're really cool." Lillie said, her normally pale cheeks softly tinting a pink.
Taken aback, I gulp quietly and feel my face flush as well at the sudden compliment.
"You give me a feeling I don't understand." She said, curling her feet inwards, shrinking her body in embarrassment.
I let her process what she wanted to say as my heartbeat rang loudly in my head despite the downpour outside the small cave.
"The kind my mother would tell me to forget about." She said quieter, taking a step towards me, her hip lightly brushing against mine.
"After all this is done, I'd like to..." She trailed off, setting her head on my shoulder with a small whine of anticipation.
"I'd like to travel with you, if you don't mind. If... If you'd allow it, that is." She curled her arm softly around mine.
"That's fine." I whispered back to her, making her shudder.
A beat of silence went between the two of us, the rain providing a backdrop of audio to be quiet cave.
"Maybe this feeling will grow between us." She said softly.

>>30293274
This, I've been picking all the closest "fuck off" dialogue options when I can and it's hilarious.

Stop forcing love interests on me GF, I just wanna play fucking pokemon.

>>30295432
She's so obnoxiously wishy-washy, at least you got that quality down.

>>30295180
That's why we only localize one hole for the pokemon, and the other for trainers.

>>30295573
What about male pokemon? It's hard to compare to giant horse dick.

>>30293410
Has no one drawn any diaper art of her yet?

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>>30295432
>Sun

>>30295679
Liking ABDL porn is a sign of emotional retardation.

>>30295609
If she gets addicted, then make pokemon dick a reward for servicing male trainers enough. If not, then she'll probably prefer the trainers to the pokemon.

>>30295679
None of Lillie that I've seen yet

>>30295724
I don't like baby stuff, I just like girls wetting themselves.

>>30287974
She's 11. They probably wanted to go romantic but then remembered that this is fucking pokemon. So they dont change her dialogue between the male and female PCs and leave it at that.

>>30295754
>implying 11 year olds can't be romantic

>>30295432
>first-person
shit fucking taste

>>30295754
Maybe it was more suggestive in the JP version.

Holy fuck this thread is sad.

Get outside and meet some chicks you stinky smelly autistic nerds

>>30295847
Not for a game marketed to kids about catching and battling monsters.

>>30295920
But I'm already married :(

>>30294592
>if bioware made pokemon
She'd look like a retard and would probably be transgendered.

>>30295999
Wtf... how?!

>>30294592
>if bioware made pokemon

>"I should go"
I would buy it. Just so the player character can be even more of an autist.

>>30296132
Fuck off underage

>>30293543
Is this a new meme

>>30295920
t. Chad "Comfyanon" Thundercock

>>30295751
Completely acceptable

>>30296257
;) Dats me. Fugging all your waifu

>>30296952
I fuck boys.

>>30296996
I want to see Lillie torn apart by Sun's fat Kantonian cock!

People might say that Lillie is forced, but NOTHING will ever be more forced than Shauna's fireworks scene.

>>30287974
I would have told her I wanted to get inside her bag.

>>30298071
I like to imagine Kantonian cocks look like missingno.

>>30298537
That explains why the population is so low.

>>30298395
Yeah, but at least you're not stuck being Shauna's butler/maid for the majority of the game. That and the awkward moment when your mom tries to ship you two.

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>>30298557
Blow the fuck out

>>30295432
>"Chicken-Chan... I... I think you're really cool." Lillie said, her normally pale cheeks softly tinting a pink.
>Taken aback, I gulp quietly and feel my face flush as well at the sudden compliment.
>"You give me a feeling I don't understand." She said, curling her feet inwards, shrinking her body in embarrassment.
>I let her process what she wanted to say as my heartbeat rang loudly in my head despite the downpour outside the small cave.
>"The kind my mother would tell me to forget about." She said quieter, taking a step towards me, her hip lightly brushing against mine.
>"After all this is done, I'd like to..." She trailed off, setting her head on my shoulder with a small whine of anticipation.
>"I'd like to travel with you, if you don't mind. If... If you'd allow it, that is." She curled her arm softly around mine.
>"That's fine." I whispered back to her, making her shudder.
>A beat of silence went between the two of us, the rain providing a backdrop of audio to be quiet cave.
>"Maybe this feeling will grow between us." She said softly.

>>30293345
This.
>scrolling across Lillie, Hau, and Gladion's surprised faces
>you're just standing there with a vacant smile

>>30295754
>Implying I didn't know I was a dyke when I was 11

>>30287974
Your crush?
Stop your headcanon,lillie never shows interest in the MC,she is only there as a friend

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>>30293345
> Alola explodes
> Kukui: Oh no, cousin, we're gonna die, woo!
> Lillie: D:
> Hau: :0
> Galdion: >:(
> and you

>>30298784
>implying you're a girl
>implying more than 2% of girls are dykes

>>30298793
>lillie never shows interest in the MC

objectively wrong

>>30295713
>female
>canon

Top fucking kek.

If your goal in a pokemon game isn't to get stronger and be the very best or fill your pokedex you should honestly just kill yourself because you're a faggot

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>>30299087
My goal is to collect and play with cute pokemon :3

>>30294970
>3dpd horses
>this is a thing someone actually said
Where did /vp/ go so horribly wrong?

>>30299930
Real horses are far more attractive than drawn horses for me personally, much nicer dicks on those bad boys.

>>30298608
>awkward moment when your mom tries to ship you two.
What? When was this?

>>30287974
>People talk more about this slut than the actual new Pokemon
FUCK THIS SHIT

>>30300108
>having shit taste

>>30298835
:^)
>Yungoos got kidnapped!
:^)
>GUZMAAAAA I'M GONNA KILL A NIGGA
:^)
>Are you ready to travel through this portal to what may or may not be hell itself?
:^)
>Oh fuck, a jellyfish. It looks only slightly different from other jellyfish!
:^o

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>>30302715
I forgot, did X and Y have better face animations, or was it about the same?

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>>30295754
>GF had to make the protags kids again so they could snatch back that yokai watch audience
>this is as far in romance Pokemon will ever go

>>30303000
I don't remember, but I do remember all the character models were static. Going back Kalos looks so still and dead. The idle animations add so much.

>>30303000
I think in ORAS you frowned when you fight Tabitha/Shelley in Meteor Falls.

>>30295754
Lillie is fairly taller than the MC, she's easily 13-14.

>>30303000
I remember in X the protagonist has a 'determined' expression when they confront Lysandre.

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>>30303000
Not exactly what you were asking, but there is a special victory pose when you defeat Lysandre for the last time

>>30303457
Girls mature faster than boys. Girls being taller than boys at that age is common.

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>>30303649
His choice of clothing really doesn't reflect the tone of that scene very well.

>>30303654
If you're a midget, sure.

>>30303649
How would you ever notice that?

>>30303649
c-calem... this calem is cute...

i want to stick it in his hole...

>>30303943
I don't know about him but I always go through a boss fight two or three times before actually saving.