tfw you had a crush on Hau the whole game and he ends up liking

>>30264828
>He wants to fuck an 11 year-old

>>30264936
im a fucking woman

>>30264828
Sorry femanon, your happiness doesn't matter.

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>>30264977
>I'm chromosomally disadvantaged.

You don't get to be happy. It's in your nature.

>>30264828
>Hau
>Doesn't do anything when Team Skull captures her
>Thinks it's all fun and games when we try saving her
>More worried about his masalada than to help us summon lunala/solageo

Hau doesn't give a fuck

>>30264828
Gay anon here and I sympathize.
Hau is easily my favorite rival. He's just too adorable.

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>>30265676
yes that is why I love him

>>30265741
Best rival ever, wasn't a whiny retard, wasn't an edgy fuckhead

>>30266048
>that is why I love him
That is also why he's a cunt

>>30264828
Can you blame him? You beat his ass the entire game.

Who can blame him? Lillie is pretty much perfect.

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Hau and the main character are cousins! COUSINS!

Glad to see I'm not the only one who kinda felt this way. Seeing him react that way about Lillie was strange to me, but I should have known since the reaction he had after she changed her clothes.

>>30267520
He calls your mom Auntie because they do that shit where you call people you're close to or respect by familial terms. Same as Japan. You're not actually related. Cousin in particular is common since you'll just call your friends or someone you're trying to be friendly with that.