>Be me >Be playing Sun on break >Coworker asks "Hey

>>30261217
don't worry anon, you're back to /vp/ now.
On a saturday night.
Fuck those normies.

Because the only Pokemon game they know is called Pokemon Go.

>>30261217
This would piss me off SO much.

Be grateful it isn't
>"Pokémon? It's stupid"
>"You're too old to play that shit"
>"Makes people completely brainless"

>>30261388
That's because you're a child

>>30261217
>his coworkers know he plays pokemon
off yourself

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>>30261217
>bring my 3DS to Thanksgiving dinner because fuck family
>chilling in my autism corner grinding abras
>Yoooo, is that the new Pokemon game?
>Y-yeah
>Man, I used to love Pokemon back in the day, downloaded that new Pokemon Go game a while back, but it got boring fast
>Haha, yeah
>he used to be into non-normie shit like Starcraft and Street Fighter
>now he has two kids
Why do people ruin themselves?

>>30261217
>Be me
ah yes i hate it when i'm someone else :/

Have you seen the ads for this thing? Go check out the sides of some of your local bus services or check a few billboards. EVERYWHERE is advertising this as the "sequel" to Pokémon GO or the followup to GO.

>>30261885
I swear /vp/ is the board with the most newfags and highest amount of underage.

>>30262109
I actually haven't seen any ads like that and I take public transit. Must be a regional thing.

Though I still wouldn't be surprised to see someone assume this is the sequel to Pokemon Go.

>>30261871
you should have told him to play the new one and that indeed, pokémon go is shit

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>be me
>be talking to friends about the new games
>"Eh, pokemon Go is better"
that's how I lost a friend a few days ago.

>>30262216
>>30261217
Who the fuck else are you going to be? It was never a joke or meme, just a greentext story actual dumbasses used wrongly.

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>game arrives
>dad sees it
>"You're still into that pikachu thing? God anon grow up already"

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>>30261885

>>30262892
damn anon, your dad calls you anon?

you must be on the chans a lot. wish my dad called me something cool

wish my dad didnt abandon me lol

>>30261217
In the 90's, Nintendo released the popular 'Pokemon Red' and 'Pokemon Blue' games based on the equally popular 'Pokemon Catch Em All' Cartoon and collectible cards of the same name.

A few years later they released sequels 'Pokemon Gold' and 'Pokemon Silver' which failed miserably.

After the failure of the sequels, Nintendo put its 'Pokemon' series to rest for almost 20 years.

In 2016, Nintendo finally released a new game on the mobile called 'Pokemon Go'. Reviving the long-dead Pokemon franchise.

Seeing 'Pokemon Go's popularity, Nintendo quickly got to work on a new game for their 'Gameboy DS' called 'Pokemon Sun' and 'Pokemon Moon' with brand new Pokemon and redesigns of a few originals.

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>>30261217
>going to nyc for the week
>tell my mom that i'm probably gonna be playing a lot of pokemon while i'm there
>"good idea, there are different pokemon in new york!"
>mfw

>>30261763
>streetpasses with a coworker every work day
Is that really a bad thing?

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>>30261217
>mommy calls my Pikachu plushie ''the yellow thing from that one GO game''
>push her against the wall and scream ''YOU SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TOO''
>hit her
>go back to grinding my Lucario to level 100
So comfy

>playing 3ds at thanks giving dinner
>auntie tells me to put it away and join with saying grace
>I scream at her and bite her

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>>30264683
>and bite her

>>30261388

Yeah, good thing I don't interact with people.

>>30264683
>>30264588
anons...Jesus

>>30264683
This is why some parents thought Pokemon was demonic.

>>30263818
>game news 2016

>>30263818
This hurt me pretty bad

>>30261592
Yeah, attitudes towards gaming has surely changed since 10 thousand years ago when it wasn't everywhere you looked and people thought it was just a fad. Feels good to be able to tell someone I'm going to be playing pokemon and only be considered a bit weird as opposed to a total loser

>>30264967
Or why they thought it was only for young children.

>>30263818
this fucked me up senpai

>playing sun at thanksgiving with family
>dad asks what I'm playing
>tell him its the new pokemon game
>nods in amusement and have a great dinner

>>30262462
Go back to /b/ and don't click on anymore boards faggot

>>30261763
why are you insecure about it

>>30263002
>>30261885
I'm tired of these fucking newfags on /vp/

>>30262394
sounds like I am you, literally the same fucking thing happened
I was fucking pissed when my friend kept mentioning Go when I was talking about how good Moon was

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>>30261763

>not having six coworkers at your office to trade and battle with

So, how do I get the sun and Moon update for go? It looks pretty good

>>30261217
Only times I've played in public I got:
>"Anon, is that the new Pokemon?"
>"Is that Sun or Moon?"

>>30261217
>be me
>be playing online
>grandpa asks me what I'm doing
>tell him I'm fighting japanese people
>grandpa starts long racist rant about japs

>>30261885
holy shit get out

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>>30262892
Meanwhile my entire family plays Pokemon with me

>>30267014
I wish I had family like that.

Instead I have family who hates me for not being a fucking cholo.

>>30264683

d-did she flinch?

>>30268842
I'm running Sheer Force

I miss the days were hiding your power level was a thing, this world is too open minded for me
>>30265582
its a fucking kid game, nothing to be proud off, anime in general getting mainstream enough than even normies can openly talk about it in schools was a mistake

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>>30264683
>tfw family are dead or in another state

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>>30268842
>>30269096

>>30268842
Underrated post

>>30267361
Stay strong Mexicanon

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>>30263818

>>30261217
my mom went to midnight to pick it up for me since i had work and im 20. parents who understand they kids hobbies are dope

>>30263818
Had a decent mini-rage, thanks anon, good shit.

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>>30263818
>A journalist actually sat down and typed this.

Awaiting the mass purging of the mainstream media with bated breath.