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>Seismitoad

Fuck it, it can keep her.
I don't want a girl who's been touched by that slimy thing.

>Victreebel

the average victreebel is 5'7" weighs like 30 lbs
minus the acid, i could probably fuck it up badly

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What an annoying little shit.

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>Chingling
I'm good this thing is just a cute lil baby

>Carvanha

This poor fish appears to be lost.

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>>30250043
I get my other girl Tsareena to Trop Kick him in the nuts so he has to make an "emergency exit"

>>30250043
Sauce plox

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>>30250043
Pew

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>Base 140 Def

Good luck there.

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O-Oh...

>Vivillon

kek you make me laugh, vivillon

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Nope Nope Nope... Im Outta Here
Fuck Confronting this thing

>naughty vileplume
You can't make this shit up

>lugia
can those wings even slap a big ass?

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>bewear
Whatever's left is his now.

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>Hydreigon

Fuck

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She's dead R.I.P.

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>glaceon
But that IS my girl

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>Gothitelle

I send out my bro Ariados and X-Scissors the bitch

>>30250708
*and he

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>Rayquaza-Mega

Pray to it and offer her up for my life

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Guess I get frozen.

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>Scraggy

Lmao get the fuck out of here nerd

>Donphan
I spill my drink on it

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I'm not sure how it'll slap her in the first place.

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>porygon 2
But... How?

In any event, I knock off that nerd's eviolite.

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>Cryogonal
Pretty sure that it's so frail it would shatter on the impact of her ass.

>regigigas
With his speed I got a good ten minutes to run out

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>Morelull

Take her to the doctor. The morelull can do almost nothing

>Quirky Parasect

I throw a firelighter at it.

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>Ivysaur

Am I dating Gardenia?

>pachirisu
I'll throw a rock at it

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how?

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>minun

I'd threaten to punt it.

She'd find it adorable and keep it as a pet.

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>M-Ampharos

Knock it down and watch it flail about trying to get up with those dumb flipper hands

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>Gardevoir
Well this is awkward.

>buzzwole
s-spot me skeeter.....

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>Forretress
How and what the fuck CAN I do?

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Fuck! Well, she will be dead so there's nothing to do.

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>Toxapex

Try to fight him, he stalls me, im ded

>Gligar

Do we know it it's stinger is functional? im assuming it isn't, since it isn't poison type.

>If it is

Fuck it, have her.

>It isn't

You look like a fucking snapchat filter, filthy little faggot.

The pincers aren't a problem for me, I was a crab fisher for 5 years. . . my hands have seen worse.

>Honedge
My girl is cut in half or having her soul taken. Fuck.

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>Ludicolo
I sick Donald Trump on his ass.

>Mega Charizard X

Nice knowing you, had a great time!

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>Solgaleo

Call him Nebby and threaten to tell his den mother Lillie about what he just did.

>Buzzwole

screw the whore! IMMA FUCK BUZZWOLE!

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>Servine
Slap me instead please.

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>wingull
i yell how i shouldve let the magma grunt take him at the sky as that bastard flies away

>Boldore
I could probably just push it on it's back or something.

Karina

Put it down gently, take my girl, and run like heck before the beedrill get there

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>Archen
What SHOULD I do to it?

>>30252735
I meant kakuna stupid phone posting

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>pig orc
Nothing I can do. It'll turn out just like my erotic korean picture books.

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>Servine
I take out my lighter

>Careful Nihilego
Well then.
Let's leave and hope for the best.

>Kirlia

Honestly, Kirlia can read minds and has psychic abilities powers, so fuck that.

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>Salazzle
Spit on my GF because she's obviously just toying with me and is really a lesbian

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>Gumshoos
So... Trump-mon wants to slap her ass?
Okay.

>Dusclops

I don't know if I can fuck up a ghost, but I could just use one of my dark types, right?

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>>30250043

Nothing, most he probably did was tickle her.

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>Tynamo
Okay, what?
A fish with no arms slaps ma' girl?
A fish out of water, no less.

>Deoxys Speed
how am i supposed to catch it?

>>30250043
How the fuck is a swinub supposed to slap an ass?

>Regigigas
Go, Bewear?

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>>30250043
he dosnt have hands though

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>slakoth

he couldn't even move after slapping her ass

>>30253457
>grab em by the booty

>>30253617
tynamo is never found in water anyway. it floats. it probably just rammed her butt

>Magcargo
SHE'S FUCKING DEAD AND THE GROUND IS BURNING.