Guzma thread 5.0

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excellent

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Someone make a version of this with Guzma please.

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>>30225631
on it, cap'n

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BIG BOY'S BIG BED FOR HIM AND HIS BIG BUGS

>>30225693
Shit I meant to post this in the draw thread. Well if anyone's here I'll keep this up.

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>>30225727
I just want to sleep on a pile of bugs and guzma on that bed

>>30225693
My drawing style wouldn't suit that. Sorry, but hope someone around here can do it for ya.

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>>30225727
Yup.

>>30225787
I want nothing more than that. Guzma would be so warm and snuggly.

ITS

Don't forget this beautiful NSFW we need more
http://m.imgur.com/fTfESVJ?r

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>>30225727
would they be his bed bugs?

>>30225876
THE

>>30225371
Thanks anon. Is there more?

>>30225902
Somewhere, don't have any links atm. I'll try to gather some up and make a nice little list

>>30225876
>>30225893
Ruined.
It's ya boi.

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>tfw no fluffy, vanilla Guzmeria

>>30225893
FORCED MEME

>>30225936
You can't expect that much of these numskulls

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>>30225932
Oh, alright.

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>>30225882
oh mama
>>30225945
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8648623
do fluffy vanilla lewds count?

>>30225631
Is there a full version of that?

>>30225945
There was slight femdom vanillish fic posted on the previous thread, if you are interested.

What would happen if Guzma met Kahili?

>>30226084
ultimate destruction

>>30225945
I'd rather vanilla Moon x Guzma

>>30226036
Of course
>>30226066
I have it, but thanks.

>>30226043
I think there was a part 2 but I don't have it

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>>30226043
Yes.

>>30226084
More broken golf clubs.

>>30226121
Nah, I'd rather have Little Skull Sun trying to hook up big bro Guzma and Plumeria-neechan

>>30225893
>>30225962
Y'ALL STUPID

>>30226164
>skull!Sun gets her own outfit and tiny bandanna
>visits big bro Guzma and Plumeria-neechan every so often
>babysits the bugs pokemon

My heart.

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>>30226143
>guzma will never gnaw on your head like a beaver with a log
feels bad man

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Saw this in draw thread. Ya boi made it.

>>30226254
About to have an aneurysm over how cute it is

>>30226233
>SkullSun finds an egg
>gives it to Guzma
>it's a Larvesta
>Guzma loves it because it's small and white haired like him

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>>30226254
pre-game we were all posting about how skull would be dark/poison leaders but little bug catcher G growing up into big muthafuckin bug champ is even better

>>30226233
Sun is the boy, man. Moon is girl.

>>30226254
Please let us have a bug related trial in Stars. And Guzma being the Kahuna of course. This is perfect.

>>30226380
Oh shit, I'm sorry. For some reason I lost my mind and thought Sun was the girl.

>>30226338
>larvesta crawls all over everything
>guzma has to live with a fire grub that wants to nest in his hair

>>30226423
I want this so fucking bad.

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>>30226254

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>>30226338
>>30226423
>Larvesta
That reminds me.

>>30226515
Best boy gets best buggo.

>>30225945
>*destruction in human form
Every time

>>30226254
>tfw Guzma is probably too old to be a captain
KAHUNA GUZMA WHEN

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>>30225882
Would've been perfect if not for the hairy chest, I hate hairy chests for some reason. Love the nipple piercing, though.

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>>30226455
I like to think angry, destruction in human form, big boss Guzma is so patient with his bug types. Those are his babies. He wants them to grow up nicely, and they love him back like crazy.

>>30226606
i'd prefer him to be champion

>>30225727
he's a big guy

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>>30226742
I like the idea that him and Plumeria are like parents to all the grunts.

Guzmeria ftw.

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>>30226515
And this too.

>>30226742
>Golisopod holding him back from destroying stuff when he's angry
>Golisopod cradling him in an attempt to calm him down
>Guzma slowly dozing off due to the soothing cradling

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>>30226764
For us.

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>>30226423
Don't talk to me or my son

>>30226854
Too cute.

>>30225727
>three pillows
i wonder if lets some of the grunts sleep in his bed some night, like when little kids have nightmares
he could sleep well in his chair

>>30226890
>Guzma sleeping between two grunts
>They feel blessed when he spoons one of them in his sleep

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>>30226854

>>30226890
*DADDY memes internally*

How do you think Ya Boy would react to one of the girl grunts hitting on him?

>>30226854
Oh, my god, you're a treasure.

>>30226848
>baby spinarak sleeping next to young guzma
>it gets so used to it that it sleeps next to him as an ariados
>extra big bed for all of his bugbros

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>>30226606
>mfw it's implied that Guzma ends up training with Hala in the post-game
>cutforward where Hala passes away and Tapu Koko needs to choose a new Kahuna
>Everyone expect them to be Hau but Tapu koko ends up choosing Guzma instead
>Hau gets cucked again (again)

>>30226930
he'd probably act all "psh. whatever kid. get back to ya work" but he'd probably be kinda uncomfortable
also plumeria would be glaring daggers into him at all times

>>30227015
Hau can be a captain, he'll be alright.

>>30227015
Doesn't Guzma live in a different island than Hau? Couldn't they both be Kahuna's of their own islands?

>>30227108
maybe po town could be its own trial. when you think about it, it kinda was

>>30226811
>ywn get oranges from Guzma

>>30227044
>Afterwords, Plumeria passes out an "official Team Skull memo" that declares that Guzma is off limits to any girls that aren't admins.

Jealous Plumeria sounds hot.

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>>30227136
>unofficial trial captain

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>>30227164
imagine yandere plumeria. that'd be fucking scary

>>30227164
>She acts like a jealous woman when any of the girls hit on Guzma, acts like a domineering bitch to Guzma in front of the grunts, but a love sick puppy in private with Guzma

>>30227278
I love this especially.

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Victory screech

>>30227136
Oh my God, you're right.

>bullshit quest
>battle
>z-crystal at the end

Being denied messed him up really fucking bad.

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>>30227367

>>30227242
would you happen to have sauce on that pic?

>>30227367
WOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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I saw this and thought that it should be shared. Transparent Guzuma for your transparent Guzuma needs.
Original link, ofc: http://papercactus.deviantart.com/art/Guzma-628086723

>>30227753
Bless you anon

>>30227753
Aaw, cute. Almost like a sticker.

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[spoilers]the sad amount of guzma NSFW is upsetting[/spoilers]

>>30227896
I wish I could fix it but I'm not good at drawing NSFW ;0;

>>30227896
Hey now, newbie. Lose the s'es and put a pair of pants on ya boy. He's too good for that.

>>30227696
here ya go pally
http://wheresthebeet.tumblr.com/post/150483829467/listen-i-can-explain-no-i-cant

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It's your boi Guzuma has been a godsend. I can't find the origin of this one.
Bless the artist.

>>30227896
Give it time. Maybe it increases over time.

>>30227959
The artist is the same as the one above you.

>>30227939
gods work my dude

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Pajama time?
http://bechnokid.tumblr.com/post/150057917362

>>30228159
oo thats a good cheap cosplay idea.
nice

>>30228159
Sleepover in the Team Skull base when?

Sign me the fuck up.

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>>30225631
i want guzma to bite me

>>30228291
That would be nice ^^

GUZUMA used BITE

it's super effective.

Post-game Guzma keeping himself from cumming inside anyone in fear of contaminating them with his Faller cum

>>30228504
I don't think that's how it works.

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>>30228291
I want to keep Guzma on a leash.

>>30228504
'Contamination' go on

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>>30228291
I want to bite his finger.

>>30228620
like this?
>>30227939

Can someone post the comic of Guzma trying to look badass, and then Ariados starts nuzzling him?

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>>30228776
This one?

>>30227392

>Trial in Stars is having to listen to someone request you clear cobwebs all over Po Town
>As you clear it, Ex-Skulls in uniform come to battle
>At the End is Captain Guzma, Ready to fight. He don't need a Totem Pokemon, He is the Totem Pokemon

>>30228849
Yes, thank you.

>>30228688
Just like that. Except all the time.

>>30228504
i want guzma to contaminate me

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http://yournewlodger.deviantart.com/art/Spooky-Scary-Skeleton-627588200

This kid is going places.

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I'm not digging the style, but I like the content.

http://www.deviantart.com/art/thought-i-posted-this-632518694

Clear something up for me

>Young Guzma was a Bug Catcher native of Alola
>Father didn't approve of his sons dreams of being a Professional Trainer
>Guzma tries to show he can, Befriends Kukri and they both take the Island Challenge and fail, Guzma's dreams feel like they are crushed since he lost
>He attempts to bring it back with contests and battles, But he loses those as well by short margins.
>His father is angry at his stubborn will for probably not following in his footsteps and beats him
>When he is finally defeated by the Golfer Elite 4 flying type chick and humiliated infront of everyone; A fight breaks out between him and his dad which leads to an old man being clubbed and Guzma running away...

>>30229204
The Elite 4 didn't exist on Alola until the MC arrived.

>>30229204
when did he come into contact with the golfer chick?

>>30229204
Kukui and Guzma aren't friends, they just know each other from taking the challenge test.

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>NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME
>SO EVERYBODY YE JUST FOLLOW ME
>CAUSE WE NEED A LITTLE CONTROVERSY
>BECAUSE IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME

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>>30230010
guess whos back back, back, back
back again 'gain, 'gain, 'gain
guzma's back
tell a friend

>>30229204
>Little baby bug catcher Guzma has big dreams of being a champ
>Enters multitudes of contests, never places first but is immensely proud of his silver and bronze trophies
>Enters island challenge and decides to immediately leave home to go on the journey
>Dad is angry that G-man is making big life decisions without consulting them first, can infer that he thought Guzma wouldn't be able to make it
>Argues with Guzma, physically tries to stop him leaving and "set him straight" with a heavy hand
>Can be implied that Dad was always fairly harsh and critical of Guzma's abilities, because he's still spouting shit about honoring your parents to the player, and Guzma's "what is wrong with you?!" third person mental break when losing
>Guzma beats the crap out of his dad and runs away from home to follow his dreams of being the biggest and strongest motherfucker around
>Succeeds in the trials and makes it all the way to the top, tries to become captain
>Topu Keko rejects Guzma because he's focused on beating down and lording it over young trainers, instead of being a supportive sensei and helping them to achieve their best
>Butthurt Guzma turns his back on the trials and Alolan society, becomes delinquent, forms his own gang and is the Big Boss, welcomes kids who feel displaced, rejected or frustrated by their lives

Where is Guzma's childhood house located? I remember going to his bedroom during my playthrough and seeing the trophies, but I never found out it was his until seeing a screenshot of his mom on here.

>>30230550
Melemele route 2, house with the yellow swing next to the berry field

>>30229230
>>30229285

Just a guess as the Golfer is a Previous 'Champ' from Alola that passed the Trials and was offered a position by Kukui

That and combined with 'golf', I was going to guess Guzma was forced to Golf with Dad and fail while being a Pokemon trainer and failing that when a Golfer beat his bugs with Flying types, His dad laughed and mocked him for it that he proceeded to beat his dad over the head with the clubs.

>>30226854
Adorable!

>>30227367
Kek
Your art seems familiar. I like it.

>>30230129
M A R V I N A N D R E W S

>>30230946
Thanks ^^

>>30230753
What language are you playing in? It's pretty clear Guzma was beaten by his Dad.

>>30231127
Does anyone have any idea on what the french version said?

>>30227896
There'd be much more if there was a guy to ship him with. Then Tumblr would get right on it. I'm still kind of surprised they're not doing more lewd art of him because they love him.

>>30231127
in english it sounds more like guzma was the one who got the final beating over on his dad. the nature of the beating and whether or not guzma was actually being abused up until that point is left unsaid, though.

>>30230753
I like the idea of Kahili being an old childhood rival of Guzma's, though. I'm sure someone could spin a good theory out of that on why Kahili found herself disillusioned with the Alola battle scene.

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I cried earlier because I realized Guzma will never be real. He won't save me from my abusive lifestyle.

>>30225631
why does he wear the mask?

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>>30231351
Be strong. For him.

>>30231253
The French and Japanese are the most explicit in saying Guzma was abused by his dad. The English kinda glossed over it while the German version pretty much eradicated any hint of physical beatings.

>>30231342
The English version made it sound like he got revenge or payback. Which means something had to come before it. Doesn't he say he tried to set Guzma straight but then he was the one who got beat down? Does that imply Guzma was meant to be the one beat down?

The Japanese version is definitely insidious and was the original intention, so I think that can be seen as the canon.

>>30231351
He couldn't do that anyways. Whoever Guzma is with will have to be the one doing the saving in the relationship. He has too many issues.

And I like that. I want to save him and then gently dominate him while he cries over someone thinking he's great and worthy.

What color is Guzma's pubic hair?

>>30231409
We don't want him biting anyone

Why is guzma/kahili the best ship

>>30231491
i've heard. but i want an exact translation of the french version.

>>30231643
while i don't believe it is I would like to see some more content from it

>>30231643
Not loving Guzma x Plumeria with the Grunts as their surrogate kids, not the tightest shit. It's a good ship, but not the FUCKING BEST, and that's what Ya Boi deserves.

>>30231643
Not sure about best ship, but it's got the Lady/Tramp thing you get from Guzma/Lusamine without the manipulation or age gap.

Also golf, of course.

>>30226890
>implying that the extra pillows are for his bug boys

>>30231491
>ywn take Guzma on a cute golf date to help him get a good association with golf clubs
>ywn calm him down after he gets angry and smashes a golf club because he didn't make the putt
>ywn stand behind him and wrap your arms around him to hold his hands and guide him through the swing

>>30231582
white with cum

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>Can someone translate this?

>>30231748
i sympathize with his hate of golf . i remember one time my class went on an trip to golf course. i was assigned as ball collecter because i couldnt stop cussing everytime i missed or didnt get far enough
golf's fuckin hard, dude

>>30231748
Nigga I'm 5'4 and terrible at golf, we probably wouldn't ever go play.
Still hurts my heart tho. Guy just needs to be happy.

>>30231945
Being good at it isn't the point, anon

>>30231643
I could actually sooner see him having an irrational dislike for that causes him to mess with her every now and then. I guess it could develop into something else somehow, but I'm no writer.

>>30231481
It's hard.

>>30231748
Do I get to fuck him on the golf course afterwards?

>>30232332
well, he was never anyt good at golf, but he did get a hole-in-one

>>30232332
no, rather halfway through a disappointing round he fucks you super hard to relieve his frustration, and then afterward makes the perfect putt due to being all relaxed and sated

>>30232401
ohhhhhhhhhh fuck

>Guzma returns in stars
>Learned his lesson from hala
>Is a part of elite four
>has full team
>golisopod
>aranquid
>ariados
>heracross
>volcarona
>super secret trump card buzzswole

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Meanwhile, at a local pokemon petting zoo...

>>30232699
[obligarory doughnut meme]
The content gets different, but the jokes stay the same.

>>30232643
>heracross
he already has a pinsir. he would never betray his bug bros

>>30232749
Guzma confirmed for growing up playing Blue version.
I was the same.

>>30232749
Fuck me I forgot about heracross

Add a mega heracross on that list

>>30232905
...you mean mega pinsir?

>>30230129
Did he fix his glasses post game?

>>30233236
Yes. Also put a red X on the back of his jacket and ditched his tattoos and medallions.

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>>30225693
Filled

>>30233263
>Guzma's tattoos aren't real

kek I could picture that

>>30225631
So what kind of voice do you hear in your head when you read Guzma's dialog? How does ya boy sound?

>>30233288
I heard him as a little higher pitched and a little scratchy in my head. Like you'd expect from an annoying punk.

>>30233288
The vocals guy in all the Skull themes. Team Skull's soundtrack is actually just ya boi's mixtape.

>>30233288
normal guy who deliberately never clears his throat and talks low/deep to take advantage of any kind of raspy gravel sound that he can

when he gets upset/yells it goes up by a pitch or two and maybe sounds a little nasal

>>30233288
Handsome Jack

If you had to ship the Guzboi with a character from a different gen, who would it be?

>>30233263
its not right
i legit went D= when i saw his jacket painted over
>>30233272
thats a handsome guz
>>30233288
i hear him as kind of old (maybe its the hair) and with a psuedo australian accent, if that makes sense.
kind of like a chav
or some of the black guys on vine

>>30233538
I personally don't think he has an accent.I think he just sounds like a straight wigger.

>>30233534
Honestly, probably Giovanni or an older Emma

>>30233634
He'd want Giovanni's approval so badly. At any cost.

Shit now I want art of Guzma in a Team Rocket uniform.

>>30233534
norman. best dad who acknowledges your strengths and weaknesses in equal measure, and both helps and challenges you to achieve your best. guzma clearly needs a supportive partner who will also kick his ass when he needs it

>>30233534
asuna/flannery
or jesse in the anime

>>30233534
Viola because bugs

Not the same thing, but I could see Plum being a big sister figure to Roxie. Maybe Guzma would join in and teach her how to best take care of her Scoliopede.

>>30233764
>Jessie and Guzzy meet in the anime
>Jessie fawns over him because she thinks he's a bad boy when in reality he's basically the same as them
>She thinks Plumeria is some "hussy" stealing "her" man and her type specialization
>Eventuallt she finds out Guzma's just an angry goofball

>>30232643
Don't forget golisopodium Z.

>>30233272
Thanks, anon. ;_;

>>30233947
>Jessie and James end up helping Guzma go straight in the end

>>30232950
Fuck I did it again

>>30234043
I hope Guzma is cool in the anime.

Too bad Ash didn't cycle out Yu-Gi-Oh! style. Would have been great for Team Skull to take up Team Rocket's mantle.

>>30233272
>so this is z-power huh...not bad...
He would totally grin in the face of death like that.

>>30234151
I'm honestly expecting the worst and hoping for the best.

Your headcanon voice for Guzma. Go.

>>30234215
>those hands
>those teeth
tfw guzma will never chew you up spit you out and crush what remains in his beautiful hands

>>30234151
>Cool

I hope he's a fucking loser with an inferiority complex just like he is now.

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>>30226606
>trial captains told to gtfo once they hit 20
>Team Skull was formed two years ago
>Guzma had to have started his trial challenge a while before the age of 20 if he wanted to hold the job for more than a month before being fired
>mfw I'm finally older than a pokemon Team Leader and realize my own mortality

>>30234257
Stereotypical New York accent
Way too intense, very loud and a little fast
Tenor pitch, but a lowish tenor.
Sounds like New Yorker Eminem with a lower, sort of slower voice basically.

>>30234257
Joel McHale 2bh

>>30234306
I like how there are two types of Guzmafags. There are the ones who want him to just wreck them, and the ones who want to bend him over and dominate him while he gets emotional.

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>>30234257
robbie rotten
>>30234379
we take turns

>>30234379
What if we want both

>>30234379
I want to befriend him and raise hell with him, or be that one straight-edge guy with crazy friends that he bails out all the time. I want to be the Double D to Guzma's Eddy/Ed, basically.

>>30234257
That one guy from SNL who always plays the stereotypical awkward nerd and also is part of The Lonely Island.

You know the one.

>>30234257
vinny (slowly lower in pitch) or joel from vinesauce
maybe gpm

>>30234257
Sugita
Subaru Kimura
Tatsuhisa Suzuki doing his crazy voice

>>30234461
Fuck you. Now I'm never going to unhear that.

>>30233509
This is how I hear him now THANKS

>>30234493
Eyy.
When did you start watching, vinefriend?

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Writefag looking for practice here. Give me a request, and I'll cook something up.

>>30234519
It's the hair and body shape.
Andy Sandberg I think was the name?

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>>30234379
how about both?

>>30234567
Plumeria kicking Guz's pop's ass 8)

>>30234576
Samberg but same now

>>30234567
Male Protag joins Team Skull and becomes part of the family. Guzma and Plum try to show him the ropes but fuck up hilariously.

>>30234567
Guzma beats his dad into a coma with a golfclub
Guz's mom gets him out of the coma with the power of sexual healing

>>30234547
started the streams around 2013-14
>>30234567
i dont have the confidence to write it, wanna try this idea? http://cadoized.tumblr.com/post/153639191615/more-that-being-said-i-imagine-it-just-passed

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>>30234257
wheatley pitched down or leon from the DR animated dub

>>30234644
I started watching during Skies of Arcadia. Nice to meet ya, hope to see you at tonight's stream.

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>>30234257
everyone's favourite grunkle
>>30234703
catch ya there m8

>>30234567
Guzma is transported 2000 years into the future and discovers that everyone he loves and knows has died.

>>30234567
Guzma and Team Skull replace Team Rocket in Gen 1, either in the games or in the anime. Or they replace your favorite in game team.

>>30234753
maybe he gets stuck in ultra space and an old lillie teleports there to study the UB's more in depth but finds him instead?

>>30234842
That also works

>>30234493
or cr1tikal

>>30234622
Seconded. Please.

>>30234908
Too low pitched.

>>30234257
Sorta like an Italian mobster voice

I don't exactly have it pinned down.

>>30234306
Dude is seriously huge. Like how tall is he estimated?

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Have some.

>>30234567
Guzma being a sap with his Pokemon and Plumeria walking in on it and making fun of him.

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>>30234257
An amalgam of these two.

>>30235020
around 190 cm

>>30235035
So his voice cuts out like a bad recording?

It...a bo....ma!

>>30235079
I meant Danny and "normal" Brian.

>>30235066
Slouching? The dude reaches 190cm while SLOUCHING?

>>30235111
You mean Byron, then.

I could see it.

>>30234493
i hope he does vinny's duck sneezes too

>>30235131
Same height as Kuckweed slouching.

>>30235066
Maybe when he's hunched over. Otherwise that's not that tall. Then again, this IS a Japanese game. I've seen them call 5'10 and 5'11 characters notably tall.

>>30235153
They'd be bug sneezes. And the bees meme and TOMMY memes would switch in intensity and prevalence.

>>30235138
I don't know, I probably watch an episode or two a year after finding out the Best Friends Zaibatsu is superior in all ways.

>>30235159
?

>>30235190
He's as tall as Cookoowie when he's slouching. He's 190 cm at full height, I'd say.

>>30235169
6'3 is pretty tall even by American standards, 5'11 is the average height there. He's definitely taller though, like probably 3-5 inches more.

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>>30235169
fair enough
hes a big boy though, like, in bone structure and such

>>30235225
Either way he's probably one of the tallest characters in game.

>>30235230
I'd never look at a 6'3 person and think they're tall enough for it to be a defining factor. Then again most of my family is around 6'3 so maybe that's just me.

>>30235237
Even the picture in his house describes him as tall. If we ever see him next to ash in the anime we might get a better estimate, how tall is that kid again?

>>30235237
This drawing makes me blush.

@anon about Bryon: So, how would that personality/ voice sound?

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>>30235237

>>30235237
F-fuck I want to hug him so badly. I bet he'd give great hugs

I'm 5'11". For once I could have a guy easily hug me and feel safe.

>>30235237
hes a big guy

>>30235656
True.

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young Guzma holding his cute lil bug and lying over him while his dad hits him and calls him a failure. And then it stops and Guzma looks up and realizes Goliospod has evolved to protect him

>>30233288
Rick from rick and morty, t b h

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>>30235841
I can see it

Post your Guzma headcanons

>>30236149
>>30235828
What did he mean by this

>>30235225
Kukui is short as fuck though, I remember seeing a height comparison with other characters and he's shorter than Maxie, who's around 3 inches shorter than Archie (who is confirmed 5'9''/1.75m).

>>30236149
Guzma was forced to play Golf as a kid and now hates the sport entirely.

If Guzma x Kahili ever takes off, I could see him trying to tolerate it.

>>30234257

Slim Shady

>>30236238
>im sorry momma (daddy in this case)
>i never mean to hurt you
>but tonight, im cleaning out my closet
guess that's why they're team skull

>>30236272
If his dad really did abuse him, his mother is one of those creepy people who tried to pretend nothing happened and everything is fine. Just like she pretends Guzma never did anything wrong.

>>30236149

Wimpod evolved when his dad went to beat him with the golf clubs, and took the hit(s) for him before they ran away.

>>30236412
T H I S

>>30236149
He sleeps in the buff and doesn't care if grunts walk in on him.

>>30225727
>That stockpile of booze

I thought GF wasn't allowed to include or reference alcohol?

>>30236475
It's just fancy soda :^]

>>30236475
It's just sparkling water, nbd

>>30236475
They'll call it 'juice' and get away with it

>>30236475
clearly thats just soda
i also spelled that as 'souda' i fucking hate anime

>>30236149
He's always tense from slouching all the time.

And you'll never be able to rub his shoulders until he moans and leans back into you

>>30236149
smoker

>>30236543
oh god
massages are my weakness
@ that write fag pls

>>30236475
I think since it's not EXPLICITLY stated as being booze they got away with it.
After all, in some places Utah they apparently sell grape juice dressed up in wine bottles and shit like that

fucking on that shit!

>>30236149
Guzboi is ticklish as fuck.

>>30236682
Absolutely this

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>>30236673
Fuck yeah, Writefag

>>30236149
He threatened to beat the shit out of his dad again when he started going home more post-game. Just so his dad doesn't forget where they stand.

>>30236149
He's crashing at Hala's place and was only at his house to pick up some stuff.

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>>30236543

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I would ship him with Cynthia.

>>30236839
I already ship him with Kahili and Plumeria, I don't need another!
cute tho

>>30236752
then it turns into that scene from road to el dorado
you suck him off until someone comes and interrupts

Guzma/Tragedy OTP

>>30233389
this

>>30227015
I seriously hate Hau so fucking much
I hated him since the first time I met him in the game
It just pisses me off how he's so careless and happy, like nothing matters to him
Whenever I was in a double battle with him, I made sure to kill all his pokemon before actually fighting the other side

>>30236682
>>30236743
>>30236543
>>30236412

Approved. Wish I could draw or write so I could do something with all of these.

>>30227108
He was born on and in lived in Melemele until he ran away to form Team Skull so it depends on where he decides home is in the end. If he's training with Hala he's on Melemele for sure.

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>>30234814
Going with this one first since I can put a bit of a comedic spin on it, I'm better at that than drama. Fair warning, I'm kinda tired so it might suck.
>"Alright, so I'm gonna run through it one more time." Guzma began.
>"So, in the Sinnoh region, there's this Pokemon called Dialga. Now, with the help of our genius Team Skull scientists, I've developed a cool plan that'll put us on top!" he yelled, motioning at two grunts wearing glasses and lab coats over their uniforms to pull a cloth off a whiteboard.
>"It's easy to know, just check this board, yo!" The leftmost grunt rapped while tossing gang signs rapidly.
>On the board was a crudely drawn picture of a Dialga-or was it a bejeweled giraffe?-running on a hamster wheel. The wheel was connected to a couch with blue squiggly lines emanating from it, which several stick figures sat upon. One was clearly taller than the others, with a shock of white hair:none other than Ya Boy himself. The others were average grunts. A stick-Plumeria and several other grunts stood near the couch, waving at their brave explorers and wishing them safe travels.
>"Alright, so the plan should be pretty clear." Guzma explained. "We head over to Sinnoh and grab that Pokemon. Then, we use our high-tech machine to harness its power...TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME!" He bellowed, as the grunts cheered. "Just imagine! We can go back in time and fix all of our mistakes! Then, our lives will be perfect! Grunt! You could get a better night's sleep before that big test you failed in high school!
Grunt! You could stop those bullies from throwing your Corsola into those Mareanie-infested waters!
Grunt! You could drop a better version of your mixtape and make it big in the rap game!
And as for me..."
>Tears shimmered in his eyes as he reflected on a life of misfortune and mistakes.
>"I could be a winner."
>The room went silent.
Part 1/2

>>30236682
Only Plumeria would be brave enough to take advantage of this.

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>>30237276
>"I'll go on my island challenge earlier! And then, I'll be the greatest Trial Captain ever!" He vowed, his words full of passion.
>"But...Mr. Guzma..." A young female grunt pulled at his coat, her voice quavering. "If we go back in time and fix everything...Team Skull won't exist!" She sobbed. "I don't want to lose you guys, I'd be all alone!"
>"You, uh, make a good point." Guzma stammered. "Well, how about we only fix SOME things?"
>The grunts nodded in agreement.
>"See this quarter? All we gotta do is go back about a hundred years and put it in a bank. Then, we collect the money today, and keep doing it til' we're rich! We can buy video games, fancy pillows, and the loudest sound system you've ever heard! We're gonna change this place from Po Town to RICH Town!"
>And so, Team Skull embarked on their epic quest to build a Dialga-powered time machine.
>Alas, they hit several snags in short succession.
>First, they didn't have enough money for plane tickets.
>Second, they had no Pokemon to ride to Sinnoh (although Golisopod valiantly attempted to carry as many grunts as he could before falling over).
>And last but certainly not least, Silph Co. was out of 36' diameter hamster wheels when Ya Boy placed a call.
>So, as always, Team Skull lowered their expectations and settled for going to the local bank and swiping every lollipop they could find.

And that's why you should leave enslaving the time giraffe to good ol' Team Galactic. Hope this story was ok, it's my first time doing anything like this. Feel free to hit me up with some constructive criticism.

>>30236149
The white part of his hair is natural, but he had completely black hair when he was little.

>>30237276
>>30237319
Fucking amazing

>>30230171
See? He's a way more developed character than at first glance
GF knows how to make their villains nowadays

>>30237319
>>30237276
This was beautiful. God bless.

>>30237152
woah there champ

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>>30237152

>>30237320
So basically his hair went prematurely gray due to stress?

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>>30236195
For prosperity

>>30237276
>>30237319
11/10 Best Write of The Time Award
100000000 Quid Check

>>30237422
Or genetics. But he does seem like he's perpetually stressed out.

>>30233288
I imagine him sounding like shofu but white

>>30237276
>Grunt! You could stop those bullies from throwing your Corsola into those Mareanie-infested waters!
jesus thats fucked up
otherwise youre a fucking treasure, thank you

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>>30235066
Nips like that number apparently

>>30237276
>>30237319
>>30237488
wish we could turn back time to the ol day..
when our daddies didnt beat the shit out of us. but now we're stressed out

I didn't thirst after Guzma at all until I ventured into one of these threads one day.

What the fuck have you done to me?

>>30237507
>that bottom picture
>tfw guzma will never look at me that way

>>30237558
>What the fuck have you done to me?

You're welcome.

>>30237280
F-fic when? This ship snuck up on me.

>>30237542
Or daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our Diglets.

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>>30237558
welcome to paradise, we ask only the small fee of your mortal and immortal souls and all things that bind you to this realm

>>30237636
If I pay this fee will I get to help Guzma feel better because if so this is honestly a great steal.

638 words into this massage thing and I'm like... what am I doing with my life?
with love,
Hex WriteFag

>>30237718
You're doing god's work

>>30237718
love ya bby <3
like bear hex?

>>30237718
Please don't stop.

>>30237558
same
its hurts

>>30237718
You can do it you beautiful bastard

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>>30237360
>>30237371
>>30237482
>>30237504
>>30237542
Thank you guys so much. I honestly thought it was really lacking, but I guess I was wrong. I'd be glad to do some more stuff tommorrow if you guys are still up for it.

>>30237504
I gotta say, I love the darker tones the pokedex has this gen. I'm not an edgefag, but trying to pretend that vicious predators can live off beans and cakes is just ridiculous.

Mareanie is still a cute tho, and does us a great service by cleansing Johto shitmons from our waters.

>>30237863
You're welcome, we need more people willing to write like you here.

>>30237975
agreed. little touches like that make it that much more immersive

New thread here
>>30238062

posting link to massage fic in new thread, fags.
cheers,
hex writefag

>>30237152
People are calling you edgy, but I 100% agree.