how do you take care of a female gardevoir. i caught one in my

>>30214983
Plant it in fertile soil.

I think I've seen a comic about this before

>>30215000
what do they eat. how to care for them. not planting

>>30214983
Just train it a beat other trainers for money

>>30215027
im keeping her as a pet. not to battle

>>30215021
They eat fertile soil when planted

>>30214983
You make her your wife.

>>30215074
i thought they hate sex

>>30215084
THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME

>>30215097
Its consensual rape

>>30215097
No, they HAVE sex.

>>30214983
>>30215021
They eat beans like all the other Pokémon, fucking newfag.

>>30215097
Then you do it slow and easy.

>>30215097
Actually they don't surprisingly. Daily sex is pivotal to a healthy a strong Gardevoir.

>>30215164
can they be toilet trained or they go outside

>>30215200
i guess im on track. i fingered her

>>30215225
Humanlike intelligence. Yes.

>>30215225
I'm pretty sure that if they can read minds and understand the human thoughts, language and feelings, then they can learn how to sit on a toilet for sure

>>30215294
what can i feed her beside dirt. can they drink mt dew

>>30215302
she forgot to put the seat down

>>30214983
I dunno
I abandoned mine in the middle of the forest
Grew a stick and told it to catch it, then I drove my car as fast as possible, I didn't even looked back.

>>30215365
i want to keep it

>>30215307
Anything that isn't obvious poison like bleach. What do humans eat? You can even drink wine with her.

>>30215429
is moonshine ok. she found my still out in the barn

>>30214983
You let him out of his ball on your couch, feed him a bowl of eggs daily, and refuse to let him back in his ball until he finishes them.

>>30215467
Yep.

>>30214983
Release it and get a Gallade like a real man

>>30215508
its a girl

>>30215467
It might end up getting tanked. But it should be fine.

Just don't let it anywhere near you while under the influence.

>Gardevoir is one of my favorite Pokemon
>I don't want to fuck it
Am I the only one?

>>30215543
this moonshine is 180 proof or around 95% alcohol. she drank bout a quart

>>30215588
Better have her checked for alcohol poisoning.

>>30215568
I would say let it just sit there for a bit and let it do it's thing. If it starts to get worse take it to the pokecenter.

And lock up the still. If one of those can get into it the neighborhood kids can as well.

>>30215717
shes drunk as fuck right now. i'll make a thread later to post updates of her drunk antics

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>>30215568
No, you're not. This board is just full of Pokewaifufags who would put their dick in a toaster if it would feel warm.

>>30215568
No, but thanks to you gardefags companion now you are automatically marked as a pokephile and a pervert by almost anyone who has lurked enough the Internet

>>30215786
Shes acting to see if you would take advantage of her

It's threads like these that make me wish I was brave enough to kill myself.

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>>30215508

>>30215871
if i whip out my dick, she will tilt her head to look for it and start sucking it

>>30215021
Beans and cupcakes and soda

>>30215874
Nobody is stopping you tho

>>30215925
You are a bad person if you try to fuck a heavy drunk while you're sober. Just saying.

>>30215925
Doubt it.
You just found it in the shed about a half a hour ago and it has had no time to get to know it's new surroundings. Let alone that it will possibly take it as a offence if you do.

>>30216058
she broke into my barn and went to town drinking 180 proof moonshine

>>30216128
She is gonna paint the whole town red, put her down for good

>>30216195
i want to keep her

>>30216128
And? Taking advantage of the drunk girl is worse. She can obviously consent when she's sober because of humanlike intelligence but wasted? Just no.

>>30216261
she sucked me while sober

>>30216226
But you can't, also i called the police, do something or they will

>>30216275
she tried to take my car. i stopped her. so she took my 4 wheeler and is now making a giant donuts on my farm. i live in the country

>>30216275
Doesn't matter.

>>30216356
females gardevoirs will fuck any males near them

>>30216407
Then why are you still a virgin OP?

>>30216447
used to be

>>30214983
Ignoring the fact that this thread is the cringiest teenage shit I've seen in months

>Wild Gardevoir
fake and gay

Impregnate her you faggot

>>30216537
you cant. biology and shit

>>30216530
We have these kind of threads every single day

>>30216650
my gardevoir drank 180 proof moonshine. she is now trying to pee like a guy and is failing

>>30216650
This one is EXTRA cringey and reeks of awkwardly horny 13-year old.

>>30216696
>Implying that gardevoir isn't the baby-first pokewaifu usually picked by kids who just learned the feeling of touching their pee pee

>>30216759
*furries who just learned the feeling of touching their pee pee

>>30215830
>Comparing the sweet sweet loving of Gardevoir to fuging a toster.

What is wrong with you? Gardevoir isn't anywhere close to an electric type.

>>30216775
>Furries

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

>>30217028
get off. you need to be 18+

i think the moonshine got to her. i think shes dead

>>30217028
When a guy wants to out his moist sausage inside of an animal but then he thinks, "Its not good enough, something is missing, oh I know, it should walk in 2 legs and have tits"

>>30214983
Gardevoir is one of the easiest pokemon to take care, mostly because of natural loyality of this species.

Gardevoir can eat same food like humans. Actually gardevoir is psychic type and can tell you what she needs with telepathy.

>>30217689
she can talk