What would your team be if Pokemon was real? There are no rules

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>>30206622
Waifumons if pokemon are actually DTF like all those Machamps seem to be.

Otherwise I'd be a ghost trainer. Most of my favourites are ghost types anyway, especially now thanks to SM.

Dhelmise, Mimikyu, Cofagrigus, Mismagius, Banette, Golurk. And a Rotom for a shoulder mon, not for battling.

6 dewpider

>>30206622
this is what i desperately wanted. pokemon go but with all generations. what a huge let down

>>30206622
>Mawile
>Alolan Sandslash
>Litten with an eviolite

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I like this team.

Galvantula, Scolipede, Feraligatr, Togekiss, Toxicroak and Steelix

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>Starter?
Charizard

>Why so many starters?
I don't box them often, so I grow attached to them.

>>30206950
Switch out ursaring and greninja for scizor and umbreon and you have my team. Great taste

>All these faggots think they can handle and train a team of 6 Pokemon

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I like this one because it remindes me of how I anchor my friends down

>>30206838
looks similar to my trick room team

>>30206835
Someone post the abuse image.

>>30206622
>If Pokémon were real
>Posts one of the most unrealistic teams ever
You do realize Pokémon like Spiritomb would kill you on sight if they existed in real life, right?

>>30207695
I think he means if the Pokemon World was real, and in this case he has already caught these Pkmn. I see no problem?

>>30206622
>not having a Snorlax companion that would double as a comfy Bed
I would certainly have a Lapras as well, for sweet fishing trips, and probably an Arcanine to make camp fires and to ride cross country with.

Don't really know what flyer I would be comfortable riding? Lugia always looked the best because of the fin spines for proper purchase, unless we have access to saddles, in which case Dragonite would work.

>>30206622
6 Nihilego. I would wear one per day, and rest on the seventh.

>>30206622
Lucario and Zoroark

Lucario because I was bullied and lonely as a kid, so my dad sent me to take karate lessons. Riolu is a Fighting type that can sense your feelings, s it's pretty obvious that my first Pokémon would be a Riolu. My little sister have had these problems too, but unlike me she never went to take karate lessons, so I think her first would be a Ralts.

Zoroark because I live in a country with billions of foxes, so Zorua would definitely live here too, and I love foxes in real life and Zorua is my favourite Foxmon.

Mudsdale
Blissey
Metagross
Bewear
Ribombee
Scizor-Mega

So my team in Pokemon right now
Why would I play any different IRL?
Except maybe I'd use one of my older teams.

>Tropius
>Sharpedo
muh HMs
muh fast surf
muh tasty bananas

>Flareon
eternal bro despite its nomoves

Finally any 3 from Galvantula, Golisopod, Sandslash, Cloyster, Marowak-A, Ledian, Armaldo, Toxicroak, Ferrothorn, Klefki, Rotom, Mimikyu and a handful of others, I have too many sort-of-favourites I couldn't choose between
>>30207873
This is one of the gayest posts I've ever seen anon
I mean it's sad you got bullied but holy fuck the deviantart is leaking like Dale Winton's prolapsed arsehole

Porygon2
Breloom
Spinda
Mismagius
Golurk
Mimikyu

>>30206622
Just roselia

>>30206622
Gardevoir
Roserade
Lopunny
Delphox
Steenee
Tsareena

All female and dedicated to pleasing their master

>>30206622
>Braixen (female)
>Delphox (female)
>Zoroark (female)
>Lucario (female)
>Weavile (female)
>Mienshao (female)
Here's my top meme waifu team. I assume 6 is the limit, otherwise I'd add some more like Silvally

>>30206622
Realistically, since having six mons is super rare and I probably won't even be a trainer, just my boy haunter.

>>30208128
Weavile and Silvally are bros, not fucking waifus.

>>30206835
Go to sleep Olivia. You'll never find someone to love if you stay up so late.

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Nothing but my absolute bros the ones who get me out of shit creek and rarely ever let me down,
Starter - Gible

>>30206622
Depends how real, I think realistically most people would only have 1-3 Pokemon unless they really were fully fledged Red-tier trainers.

I would be that trainer who gets a Dratini as his first Pokemon and is essentially weak as fuck in the beginning because Dratini is generally useless. Until I would learn to train it better and eventually end up with my bro Dragonite.

It's me, I'm the trainer just goofing around with my Ampharos friend and generally doing nothing useful with our time outside of work

>>30208072
This

Cute Klink.

>>30208145
Similar ideology to this. It'd be Mimikyu and Torracat for me. Maybe, maybe a (normal) Raichu.

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>>30208145
This, but with pic related if at all humanly possible.

Does having Psychic-type Pokemon slowly make me psychic as well, or are those trainers just born that way? If the former, it'd probably just be me and my Slowking. If the latter, still just me and my Slowking. We could walk around and use our psychic powers for good, getting little kids' Meowths out of trees and the like.

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I would breed only the cutest pokémon.

Popplio (Male)
Cinccino (Male)
Lopunny (Female)
Ambipom (Male)
Togekiss (Male)
Glaceon (Female)

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Is this a legendary?

semi-mono fairy team :/ (bc i have flygon and metagross bc im a weak shit i need help i rely too much on metagross)

>>30210826
And I would breed with you

wooper
quagsire
ampharos
mareep
chespin
cinccino

Who needs to try to be the best trainer when you could just grab favorites and settle down?

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>>30206622
>You can't own legendaries!
No, fuck you, I'd own whatever the fuck I want.
But I don't want legendaries.

>Sableye
>Porygon-Z (too much porn as a kid corrupted it)
>Venusaur
>Azumarill
>Rotom-Heat

And I wouldn't be able to afford feeding a 6th.
I live in the tropics and I've always worked with electronics, my grandfather owns a rabbit farm too and I grew up near a river so I feel like Azumarill would be my first.

>>30206622
I wouldn't have a team, I have agoraphobia and a fear of animals/bugs.