>yfw you battled Guzma for the first time and he sent

I always have a Crobat on my team so Golisopod and his whole team frankly were a nonfactor

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>>30189763
>Go, Tsareena!
>Golisopod used Swords Dance!
>Tsareena used Trop Kick!
>Attack Drop!
>Rinse Repeat
>Emergency Exit!
Easy as fuck

Guzma is only remotely threatning in the post game beach fight.

Merciless Mareanie soloed him.

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>>30189763
>First Impression brings my Greninja to red
>Aerial Ace, Golisopod wimps out
>Ariados is sent out
>laugh, think I have this on the bag
>Fell Sting

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>>30189763
>tfw I use my own Golisopod
>Isopod fight ensues

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>mfw I battled Hau immediately after getting to the second island and I never used the exp share

>Drifblim used Acrobatics!

gg ez

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>Galisopod used First Impression
>Mareanie used Toxic
>Galisopod used Sword Dance
>Maereanie used Venoshock
>Galisopod's emergency exit activated!
???

>>30189907
Oh shit

>>30189763
>zubat used wing attack!

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>Toucannon used Drill Peck!
The End.

First Impression spooked me in the first fight, but for the Aether Lab my Muk had Protect. Golisopod ended up being a non-issue.

What was terrifying to my underleveled team was that fucking Masquerain, with an honorable mention to the Pinsir. Both of those sons of bitches one-shot my more fragile Pokemon.

>>30189940
Same here, after the First Impressions the dumb cunt did Swords Dance and I activated his Emergency Exit.

ez tbqhwyf

>having trouble with Guzma at any point in the game
???
He's a total pushover.

>>30189763
>Guzma's face when my Bewear beat Golisopod's pussy ass into retreat

>>30190033
>Using Drill Peck instead of Beak Blast

>>30190151
I was rather underleveled, his Pokemon were all higher level than mine. Guzma left me with two Pokemon but I then proceeded to take out Lusamine pretty easily without losing anything.

I dunno, man. I didn't have a Fire or Flying type so team composition has a lot to do with it.

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>>30189763
>he sends out his Golisopod
>I send out my Golisopod

>>30189907
>Jobfrog jobbing
What did you expect? :P

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>>30189763
>Queenly Majesty Tsareena vs. Golisopod

>>30189954
You clearly mean third island. His Raichu swept my entire goddamn team.

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>masquerain's intimidate lowers it's attack
>masquarain's air cutter brought it to 50%

>>30189763
>Go A-Raichu!
>Golisopod used First Impression!
>A-Raichu fainted!

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>>30190383

>>30190355
His A-Raichu hits surprisingly hard with Psychic

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>>30190355
>after a longass cutcene you don't even get time to save and you immediately fight Hau afterwards
>I'm 3 levels underleveled compared to him
>his Raichu nearly killed my Mudbray with FUCKING PSYCHIC
>Mudray used High Horsepower!
Get fucked, Hau.

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>>30190548
>Wandering around in post-game catching Pokes to fill out my dex
>Those two French fucks from Kalos show up
>The faggot picks a fight with me without giving me a choice or healing me beforehand
>Rapes my injured team with his level 60 mons while all mine are low-mid 50

>>30190750
>injured team before kahuna fight
>oh whatever theyll heal me anyway
>plumeria shows up and sweeps my team with GOLBAT

>>30189907
>using Ash-Greninja
get a load of this faggot

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>Force Golisopod to emergency exit the first furn and he sends out an Ariados
>Well this is bound to be a piss-easy fight
>Ariados outspeeds my entire team and gets a Fell Stinger boost

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>Hau's Komala used Wood Hammer!

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>Pokemon Trainer Dexio would like to battle!
>Espeon used Confusion!
>Espeon used Confusion!
>Espeon used Confusion!
>Espeon used Confusion!

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>>30191405
>Ariados
>Base Speed 40
>outspeeding anyone's entire team

>>30191506
>aslowla

>>30191506
It also has perfect IVs and 252 speed EVs in a game where super training is gone

>>30190187
>Using shitty Fly

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>>30191533
>Salazzle
>slow

>>30191502
Glaceon in Moon was a terror. One-shots on weaker team members and it wasn't even super effective. At least for Espeon there's several Dark types to choose from.

I dread Nuzlocking this game.

>>30191506
that twice the speed of of the entire alola dex combined mate

>>30191340
I was expecting to be able to reach a Center when I first came across the Battle Tree.
With an injured team of 5+ a Pichu I was raising Friendship on, I took him down to just his Blastiose before Crunch killed my Decidueye. Second time, his Snorlax seemed a larger issue.

>>30189763
>hit it
>Emergency exit

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>>30191788
>what is Arcanine
>what is Jolteon/Espeon
>what is Salazzle
On top of that, they're all easily obtainable during the second island.

>>30191506
Did you even play the game? Or are you just shitposting?

That Ariados wasn't slow.

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>>30191563
>attacks on the same turn
>burns opponents that touch it
>burn procs even if Toucannon is asleep
Come on, anon

>>30189763
>Go, Raichu!
>Golisopod used First Impression!
>It's Super Effective!
>Raichu fainted!
Fucking priorities man

>tfw main team was litwick, alakazam, and decidueye
>tfw every pokemon in the game knows moves that destroy ghosts and psychics

thank god for this shiny clefable or i'd be shit out of luck when I hit the elite four

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>>30191994
>Lycanroc
>slow
Nigger my Lycanroc outsped the Ariados' Sucker Punch with Accelerock.

The only one who legit outsped my team at all was Hau's dick-sucking Raichu.

>>30192132
>The good fights are a very rare exception

Thats better than every other gen except for BW2 where there's literally no good fights at all

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>fight guzma
>sends out his golisopod
>my golisopod was at the front
>"oh shit"
>his first impression out prioritizies mine and forces emergency exit

>>30189966
>Galisopod

>A-Persian U-Turn
>Send out Oricorio
>Golisopod used Swords Dance!
>Acrobatics sweep

Literally every single time I fought him.

>mimikyu's disguise protected it
>mimikyu used play rough
>mimikyu used shadow sneak
man that battle was a bitch.

>raichu used thunderbolt

>>30190750
God, this so fucking much. I was woefully unprepared for the Dexio battle. Fuck him.

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>Anon sent out Raichu!
>Golisopod used First Impression

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>>30189763
>Golisopod used First Impression!
>Pyukumuku used Counter!
>Golisopod fanted!

>>30189902
This

Is he hard normally? I just used him to set up my Mimikyu, then one hit both his mons.

>>30190151
To be fair, he still made me panic even though I destroyed him because of the realization that if I misplayed at all, he'd have an easy sweep. If his Golisopod didn't have Emergency Exit, I could see him fucking a lot of people up

>>30190750
Seems like Pokemon would be pretty hard if they had more surprise "No Heal" fights, at least for a first run

>>30194245
>>30190247
Eh.
Fair enough.
Just having a Magnezone on my team meant Guzma was the easiest "criminal" boss in a long while.

>>30191535
Is there a list of all the EV and IV spreads that trainers (and maybe totems?) have?

I didn't even consider that the reason his Ariados outsped shit was because it was EV trained

>>30189763
It's easy to beat him, just use a golf club

I never saw a move from Guzma in the garden, Magneton Z-zapped Golisopod and volt switched 1-shot Ariados. What's it like being bad at a game for children?

>go, Sam

>>30191563
Fly is shitty Beak Blast

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>>30194419
>Physical Electric move on a special attacker

>>30194377
http://pastebin.com/raw/vkaZNTra

for trainers, but not totems. from experience, i didn't get the impression that totems have evs, though.

>>30189763
>double flinched it with rock slide