>be me >be a water spider >always care for the other

>>30187913
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, A GIANT SPIDER SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET ONTO /VP/, RUN!

stick to helpwing water types

MODS!

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>>30187913
Timestamp or its fake and gay

>>30187913
OH GOD SOMEBODY SQUISH IT

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>>30188693
>>30188710
>>30188722
>>30188784
>>30188854
FUCK YOU GUYS I JUST WANTED SOME WARM WORDS FROM YOU BUT YOU'RE JUST AS RETARDED AS REST OF THE HUMANS. I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO CRAWLING BY AQUA PARK ALL DAY AND I CUT MYSELF. ALL BECAUSE OF SHITS LIKE YOU

>>30189607

dude, i recommended water types becuase well, the cant drown. or at the very least if your gonna carry em in your bubble let their heads stick out so they can breath

>>30187913
get out spurdo

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>>30187913
>>30189607
DON'T WORRY CITIZENS! I'LL KILL THIS EVIL CREATURE!

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>>30189607
you know what this reminds me of

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>it's horrifying bottom "mouth"

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Were are the swimmers that give you waterfall? Aren't they suppose to be here?

>>30187913
I didn't know metroids were in this game

>>30187913
HOLY FUCK, A GIANT WATER SPIDER DROWNING A POOR HELPLESS BOUNSWEET

>>30189709
ARCEUS DAMNIT, AND NOW AN ALIEN-PREDATOR ABOMINATION, SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP

>>30189607
But Araquanid, you can't learn cut...

>>30187913
Can you breed Liquidation on these things? I don't want to wait until level 57 to get it.

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Excuse me, but has anyone seen my daughter? She went missing this morning and I am ever so worried. I hope she's ok.

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>>30190118
Sup bitch

>>30190118
I heard a spider pokemon carried a Bounsweet off somewhere in a bubble.

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>>30190118
>>30190198
Hello my humanoid fellows. What is this noise all about?

You guys keep making threads for Araquanid lately and I fucking love it.

This thread needs to continue. Is fucking amusing

>>30190429
Nothing much, definitely not a spider bro.

>>30189607
Don't worry man
You will always have the comforting words of a cutiefly

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What's everybody screaming about?

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Guys, I lost my water spider. Can you help me find it?

>>30191593
OP here, I have to go to sleep because I'm in a shitty time zone. You guys are more than welcome to take my role

>>30190429
But i'm not a human, you fuck.

>Be Me
>Have spherical knees
>Even though they're supposed to just be more water bubbles, presumably for underwater mobility and buoyancy

>>30189672
Get back in the bag

>there are spiders on /vp/ right now
Anybody got a screen cap of "our venom is overrated" post??

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Hello fellow trainers, I think I saw a weakened Corsola come by this way. Can someone tell me where it went so I can care for it?

>>30187913
Stop crying faggot you have easy life, try to be an Ariados, everyone fucking hates you, not even strong

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Get out of my board, spidershits.

>>30190175
Toucannon why your kids look like woodpeckers

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LEAVE WATER/BUG TYPING TO ME GUYS
I'LL DEFEAT THESE FAGGOTS

>>30192941
>>30193432
POTTERY

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>this thread

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Guys, I may or may not have went into the lake for a swim and accidentally electrocuted a bunch of water spiders to death.

You're welcome.

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>>30187913
>>30189607
GET OUT!

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Pretend I wasn't here.

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Fret not, for I have come to protect you all!...Just give me a moment to find my cells.

>>30193981
We don't really blame you, now there also a problem >>30189709 of big what ever this thing is

>>30189709
We all know you'll just run away when shit gets real

>>30189709
No wait everyone! That's Golisopod! He'll save the day. He's great!

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Oh hey, somebody left a mangosteen here

>>30194124
By runing away?

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Don't mind if I do!~

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Oh hey, some friends from college. Looks like they want me to follow them

>>30194398
Who's the red hottie? Is single?

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>be ghost
>a lot of trainers always fawned over me like I was gold plated shit
>get tired of seeing rocks and fire birds so I go to some hot as fuck country
>see some faggot kid fawning over a pale milf
>kick his horse in the face
>he can't do anything I have levitate
>he gets ready for an attack
>"you can't do anything I have levita-"
>get anally fucked by a piece of fucking dirt
>lying on the ground in pain
>faggot kid walks up to me
>"oh wow I can't wait to use him in UU!"
>fucking pleb
>this fucking cursed body

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Turns out they wanted me to come along with them to spy on Nihilego. They heard she invited Pheromosa over for the night.

>>30194615
Does that mean the skinny bitch is a lesbo? I sure hope not.

>>30194615
loss

>>30194615
>Nihilego
You're friends with that creep

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Is... is that Guzz? Wait, what the hell is he doing to them!?!?

>>30193432
This is what i was looking for

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Uh oh, cops are here.

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>>30190118
Sup babe, wanna make more?

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Well, at least it's not for too long.

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Oh hey, my cellmate is here. I hope he's a swell guy.

>>30195112
You look like a fun guy, you should meet my human friend is like you, but in human form

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>>30195153
what a fucking ride

bumple

>>30189892
>ARCEUS DAMMIT
I remember why I don't go here anymore

>>30192807

PEW

>>30190118
Stupid slut.

pew pew bump pew

>>30195153
I've heard that he's kind of a pussy. Fuck him up, wirebro

What a wild ride

>>30191951
Where dis you get this picture of me

>>30193638
Fuck em up, Surski

>>30187913
>breed female araquanid with my cutiefly
>have half a mind to make a whole team of dewpiders

Why do they evolve at the same level as surskit though, that pretty much locks them into being early game pokemon from here on out

>>30189805
postgame

>>30187913
This spider is one of best alolan pokemon
can i catch you

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I love this fucking website

Bumpies

>>30205941
gb2 reddit

OP here. I'm heading home and I have something to show you.....

>>30195153
he can't escape now

>>30193432
>people are using the screencap i made
wew

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>>30209339
LOOK AT WHAT YOU FAGGOTS DID I CUT MYSELF SO HARD I'M PASSING OUT. AND I LOST THAT BOUNSWEETS BODY TOO. NEXT I'M GONNA POP MY BUBBLE TO END MY SUFFERING SO YOU BETTER DON'T PROVOKE ME

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>>30209884
i like spiders

>>30210161
Spoiler that shit. This is a blue board goddammit.

>>30210182
but theyre cuddling

wow, fuck this thread

>>30210209
You misspelled ejaculating. You can't see the stinger for reasons anon.

What does Water Bubble do?

>>30210246
araquanid is a pure innocent soul

>>30210303
>>30189724
I see through your ruse, arachnerd.

>>30210269
>Prevents Burns
>Halves the damage from Fire Moves
>doubles the power of Water Moves

Pretty nice

>>30195153
keep going

>>30193084
This for some reason reminds me of Cooker

>>30189709
>Emergency Exit

>>30194002
Completely missed the opportunity to say:

>Allow me to get myself together