>Gen 1-3:Within the first 5 minutes; Here's a pokemon,

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>Gen 1-3:Within the first 5 minutes; Here's a pokemon, try not to get yourself killed
>Gen 4: 10 Minutes; Oh, here's a new feature, also here's your pokemon, try not to die
>Gen 5: 30 Minutes later; Now, we're gonna let go of your hand for a few moments, try not to get too hurt mkay? Oh, now you can catch a pokemon if you're up for it.
>Gen 6: One Hour Later; Oh, I'm sorry, did my cutscenes cut into your enjoyment? Oh you can have your pokemon now
>Gen 7: Three Hours later; Here's your first pokemon! Oh, wait, we wouldn't want you to fail, we've specially designed your """"Rival""""" to lose to you at all costs, also you're not done yet, you're going to trainer school!

Holy shit, what the hell happened? I thought I bought a pokemon game, not Tutorial Simulator 2016.