Breeding is fuckign horrible in this game no post game and no

>>30157853
>no egg hatching road
wtf kind of shit bait is this
they literally gave us a small enclosure to spin in to hatch eggs super fast you cuck
and i'm not from /pol/ i don't use that term lightly.

>>30157853
road where the dream lab is is a hatching route near those hotels

>>30157885
My Circle stick broke from the fucking dime method in X and Y

Im pretty much fucked

>>30157853
>no egg hatching road
>He doesn't know about the autism box

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>>30157918
>tfw mum found out about the autism box

>>30157918
>he cant read 1 post up in the thread

>>30157918
>autism box
Do I really want to know what that is?

>>30157853
Agreed; the same problem I had on ORAS, I had to breed everything on XY, and the transfer them, huge pain in the ass.

>>30157992
This is a joke, right?

>>30157918
HAHAHAHAHA

Last game we had bike sim, now we have the autism box. This is amazing.

>>30157918
What's the autism box?

>>30157853
just put them in the hot springs or PKHex it

I've already bred 3 penta perfects for my shitmon team using the autism box, but there is LITERALLY A LONG STRAIGHT HALLWAY UNDER THE BREEDING RANCH CALLED THE HALLWAY ROUTE FULL OF NPCS TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE RUNNING BACK AND FORTH WITH EGGS YOU ABSOLUTE SHITTER.

YOU CAN GET ALL OF THE EV TRAINING ITEMS BEFORE ISLAND CHALLENGE 3 AND AN EVERSTONE.

>>30158334
What with the random caps captain autism

WHy are you guys even hatching eggs in your party when you can hatch dozens of eggs in Poke Pelago with your 3DS turned off while you sleep.
Literally no reason to carry the eggs on you.

>>30158334

How do you getting the EV Training items?

>>30158399

We're on a fucking chinese video game board

Also I timed it, using autism box it takes roughly 1 minute to hatch the quickest eggs, I think this might be one of the most lenient generations.

>>30158407

Lose quickly in battle royal, 1 BP, items cost 16

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>>30158399
He needs to go back into the autism box.

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>>30157918
>autism box

>>30157912
You can't even move without a circle pad

>>30157853
Anon the road is right below the daycare

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What is the autism box?

>>30158479
>tfw Anon has just been watching his character sleep on the bed.
>tfw he wanted to play pokemon so bad he hallucinated the entire adventure.

>>30158437
>>30158485

What part of broken c-pad can you not see

Its great that it works for everyone else but for me to hatch eggs and get new one from the girl I have to change routes

>>30158479
Yes you can, the circle pad is a tiny analog stick, so theres a tiny stick where the circle pad is that you can move around

>>30158407
Battle Royal

>>30158536
>HALLUCINATED. THE. ENTIRE. ADVENTURE.

One day you'll reach the fabled autism box.

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>>30158536

So this gen is turning out real bad because you have a broken c stick.

>>30158612
Because of X and Y and the dime trick in lumoise

What didnt that gen fuck up

>>30157918
what the fuck is the autism box

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>>30158605
>>30158479
This is what a broken c pad looks like

you can still move

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>>30158678

>HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE AUTISM BOX!

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>>30157853
People keep saying this and I don't understand. There's literally a mile long road going up and down to the right of the farm is that not good enough?
Also why do you need the fucking box when you can just as easily spin around in place on the fucking dog

>>30158708
I dont even know how can this happen. The only thing i lost was the rubber. It dried out to the point that it broke by touching it. Now is a super smooth black pad. Too smooth desu

>>30157885
>>30157918
Why do people keep bringing that up? How is that an equivalent to a method that didn't even require you to hold you stick yourself?

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Alright, lets be serious. Here's the autism box for everyone interested.

SOMEONE TELL US WHAT THE FUCKING AUTISM BOX IS GOD DAMNIT

>>30158839

>BRRAAAPPPPPTTTT

>STILL not using PKHeX

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>>30158847

>>30158847
keep bredding ul figure i tout

>>30158839
I'd spin around in her autism box.

The circle road in ORAS was clever but I don't get why anyone would ever want to be more than 5 steps from the egg giver.

>>30158847
There's a box literally in front of the daycare

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gibe autism box

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>>30158772
God damn do you parents let you out the house being this brain damaged

>>30158633
>the dime trick
that's entirely your fault you fucking dumbass. next time don't do shit that will clearly fuck up your console.

>>30158933
I live alone so I don't have parents anymore.

>>30157853
>he plays his shitty music while his wife and giving birth and fucking snapchatting it

Fucking scum.

what the FUCK is the autism box

>>30157853
>breeding is horrible
>you still pass 3 IVs
>you still pass 5 with destiny knot
>you can check IVs in the fucking box

Anon do you even play pokemon?

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>People don't know about the Autism Box
>Call themselves Pokemon fans
>2016

This is the autism box
https://youtu.be/DNwjtFQhLlw?t=3m6s

>>30158977
>cant read a few post up in the thread
>Lives on his own

Wow society is real fucked up

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>>30158977
You can still live alone and have par- oh god anon what did you do?

>>30158895
1 loop around the island was like 1.3 egg cycles anyway, so it didn't matter as much.

>>30158404
because pokepelago sucks ass

i filled my box with beans and put 18 eggs in there

came back 8 hours later and only 2 of my gibles hatched

>>30159061
fucking kek

>>30159080
Don't ever reply to me again unless you do my taxes

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>>30159061
Are you fucking kidding me
that's awesome

I'm assuming riding on Tauros counts as steps for hatching, just like the bike did, right?

>>30159376
Why the fuck would it not?

>>30159466
Just making sure sperglord

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>>30157918
>tfw You know what the Autism Box is

>>30159061
UH

>>30157853
Are you kidding? Tauros is a godsend for breeding. So much quicker.

>>30158708
Use a drop of super glue (just one!) , put something a bit heavy on top of it for a while (overnight if possible) and it should be fixed, that happened to mine too.

>>30157945
AWWWWWWWWW
WHATS IN THE BOOOOOOOOOOX

>>30158404
Wait, fucking WHAT