>Do you get to the Aether Paradise very often? Oh, what am

>>30149721
I killed that fucker after about the tenth time hearing him say that.

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That's enough! I yield! I yield!

YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!

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Drem Yol Lok. Greetings.

>>30149721

>Oh noes, it looks like I slipped
>What a shame it would be if someone were to rip my clothes off and ravage the area

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What is it? Dragons?

>>30150229
>you can't marry Parthurnaax

why even live

>>30149721
First thing I do when I get to Whiterun in every Skyrim play through is kill Nazeem and either parade his ugly, prickish, niggery corpse throughout the city to everyone's shock or hide in in the sewer pipe thing. It doesn't matter if I'm playing the most heroic character possible, I make an exception.

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What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong Alolan woman?

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obligatory joke

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I got to thinking, maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet.

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Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a UB to the knee.

>>30150433
I used to be a pokemon trainer like you, then I took a Sinister Arrow Raid to the knee.

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Father says I'm too young to train with a sword, so I practice with my fists!

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I am sworn to carry your burdens.

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CHIM

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I'm Tamika. We grow our own grapes, and make fine wines.

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>>30150543
why is the official artwork so lewd

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Let me guess - someone stole your malasada.

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My cousin is out fighting dragons. And what do I get? Guard duty.

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You disappoint me, Lillie. You've taken everything I provided for you and thrown it all away for this...pathetic Kanto trainer.

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If these ruins frighten you, take comfort from the knowledge that I am here.

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Too much magic can be dangerous. M'aiq once had two spells and burned his sweetroll.

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Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

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[Alola] is now host to giant, flying lizards and two-legged cat-men, and you're surprised by me? Yes. I just talked. And am continuing to do so

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>>30150930
Provided for me? Are you insane? You've destroyed our family. You've killed other pokemons. All over some beasts we barely understand. No more. I'm done with you. You will not touch him/her.

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>>30150980

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You see those Gogoat from Kalos? They’ve got curved horns. Curved. Horns.

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>>30150543

>>30150980
>>30150501
>>30150229
clever as fuck

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What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?

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>>30151005
So, I see this jellyfish has stingers. Your voice drips with the venom of your brother's influence. How alike you've become.

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BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA! IT'S THE LEAGUE CHAMPION!

>>30151074
i've no clue who you're quoting

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Legends don't burn down villages.

I'll have you know there's no PUSIEEEEE

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Where were you when the dragon broke?

captcha: fencing autists

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>>30151074
No...because unlike him, I'm not afraid of you. Not anymore.
>>30151092
Have you finished Dawnguard?

>>30151074
>>30151092
Harkon

>>30151137
>>30151140
I thought you were quoting the civil war ending, oops

what's worse is I finished dawnguard literally 2 weeks ago

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Can't wait to count out yer coin!

>>30151137
>>30151140
ah, it's been a while

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>>30151135
>Numidium used Perish Song

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I should go.

>>30150433
Decidueye would probably make a pretty good stealth archer

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>>30151135
Busy becoming a new god after my two other heads joined me so I can now be called Talos

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BEHOLD THE POWERRR!!!

>>30151167
>>30151137
dawnguard is garbage though

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Giant Spiders? What’s next? Giant snakes?

>>30151287
Fuck you, you probably worship talos huh?

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>"O Dialga, for our shared madness I do this! I watch you watching me watching back! Salamence dares call us out, for that is how we made him!" [And it was during] these fits of anger and nonsense that Metagross would fall into the Mega Evolution, where whole swaths of lands were devoured in divine rampage to become Void, and Blissey would have to pray to Smogon for their succor, and they would reach down as one mind and soothe the Iron Leg until he no longer had the will to kill the earth in whole.

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I’m the older sister, by nearly five minutes.

>>30151309
no, it really is

>vampire faggotry in general
>faction choice is pointless because you do the same missions, and even the conclusion is almost the same
>Soul Cairn, a.k.a. padding central
>Master Vampire is a dumb ability due to it being limited
>Serana is a generic chick character, only redeeming factor is that she's a decent follower
>yet another "let's use Elder Scrolls because it's in the title huhuhuhu" and removes its mystery

>>30151287
So is everything else in Skyrim, and yet, here we are.

>>30151381
true, but we're not playing the game, just the quotes

and I try to post Oblivion quotes which are much better but sadly so many youngins here, dare I even use Morrowing quotes

>>30151375
>buying dawnguard
>for vampire shit

The only reason the DLC is worth buying is because of the cool knights armor and crossbows. Also the aetherium wars quest

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All the living shall fear the dead.

>>30151432
>not getting the game in sale

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Find him... and close shut the jaws of Ultra Space.

>>30151448
>not buying the game at launch

>>30151428
in a room full of faggots, you'd be queen

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By superhuman effort, you can avoid slipping backwards for a while. But one day, you'll lose a step, or drop a beat, or miss a detail... and you'll be gone forever.

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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I'M CONFISCATING YOUR STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY YOUR FINE OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL.

>the dark elves have a god whose hobby was to travel across the sea to where a bunch of african samurai lived and turn them into women so he could rape and impregnate them
>said african samurai migrated to the current continent because they accidentally blew up their home country by splitting an atom with a super sword move that caused a nuclear fission reaction
>meanwhile the Imperials seem to have divine favour or something since they were sent a god emperor who had a habit of fapping onto dead bodies and holding parties so wild the demon god of pleasure couldn't handle them
>also they were saved from extinction by the gods sending a cyborg from the future to massacre elves
>the entire universe is the unending nightmare of a primordial being after witnessing his brother kill his waifu
>realising this you can simply poof out of existence, and to survive this you have to be such a massive self-centred asshole that you don't care that you don't exist
>said assholes also gain power to do anything they want like rape and impregnate men as above
>the race which suspected that the universe doesn't really exist went full fedora and decided to try to create their own universe in a giant mech, except it's not absorbed their sheer hatred for the world and destroys things by denying them out of existence

Is there a cooler and more terrifying setting than TES?

>>30151500
>skyrimjob cuck

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You do not even know our tongue, do you? Such arrogance. To take for yourself the name of Pokemon Master.

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Tell you what, you start running, so I can pursuit you in the back.
>>30149779
I like that.

>>30149721
I'll have you know there's no PUSSIIIIII

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You stink of Corsola my friend. I salute you.

>>30151535
the games (yes even Morrowind) are garbage but yeah, the lore as long as they don't talk about the "present" time is great

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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CATCH ME!

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When the Brass Tower walks and Time is reshaped...

The future of skyrim, the future of tam-riel.

And there it is said, the ugly truth.

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>>30151678
When the thrice-blessed fail and the Red Tower trembles

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>>30151703
When the Champion ruler loses his throne, and the White Tower falls

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>>30151738
When the Snow Tower lies sundered, kingless, bleeding

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>>30151762
The World-Eater wakes, and the Wheel turns upon the Last Protagonist.

there were so many better choices for pictures desu

>>30151432
>tfw Dawnguard made it worth being a werewolf
I didn't regret one bit to smack Harkon's shit as a werewolf.

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>>30151793
>world eater
>not guzzlord
>DARK/DRAGON

REE

>>30151830
Aren't you forced to use the bow though? I only had 2 iron arrows and had to cheat in more to stop his stupid fucking aura thing.

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>>30150433
Favor the bow, eh?

I'm a sword man myself.

>>30151847
i hecked up

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THERE'S THAT STUPID NOISE AGAIN

>>30149721
>Can't a man have a bit of BUTT PIRACY?

>>30151881
You can skip the bow part as a werewolf if you made sure to max the damage perk. The damage output is insane if you do it just right.

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Well that's taken care of, no thanks to you.

>>30152238
>tfw no porn of Aela in her werewolf form

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Here's a challenge.


Find something for him.


Protip

>you can't

>>30152372
To be fair, the werewolf form in Skyrim isn't exactly appealing in a sexual way.

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Guard migt get nervous. A man approaches with his weapon drawn.

>>30152464
ahem

>To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, 'Let me show you the power of Talos, Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.' Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!

Is this thread what it's like for normalfags when people make Pokemon jokes?

>>30153060
Yes I'd assume so.

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>>30151221

>>30152238
>>30152372
Well I know what I am naming my Lycanroc now.

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>>30151504

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>>30152046
Perfect