Which UB would you literally shit yourself if you saw IRL?

Celesteela.

It's a thirty foot tall bamboo machine... thing... that is one of if not the heaviest Pokemon in existence.

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>>30135504
Evil Blissey

>>30135550

>Literally has a pocket dimension inside its stomach

Somehow, the thought of being eaten and disappearing from existence is scarier than just being eaten..

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>>30135504

Fuckin any of them, they're fucking aliens man.

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It's so huge.

>>30135654
And fuggable

the way xurkitree moves/looks is just super fucking unsettling man

i mean swolebug will fuck you up but xurkitree is just creepy

>>30135787
Not to mention the fact that it's a living mass of tubes. shit's fucking weird.

How about Kartana, though? Tiny fucking thing that shreds anything it touches effortlessly.

>>30135504
Most of them would elicit and unsettling feeling or just a "what the fuck?" reaction, but I'd probably shit myself so hard that everyone in a ten mile radius would shit themselves if I even glimpsed Guzzlord out of the corner of my eye ten miles away.

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>>30135504

None of them, since. I can use to remove them from Existence using a Jirachi.

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WHICH *specific* OUTER-SPACE-DEMON-ALIEN-MONSTER WOULD MAKE YOU SCARED?

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>>30135504
Celesteela is mai waifu but would freak me out if I ran into one in the woods or something.

>>30135842
I would be terrified at the things Kartana does, at the carnage it leaves in its wake, rather than itself. Thing could fly through a building like its nothing, cutting down trees and signs and telephone poles as it aimlessly meanders and floats along in the wind.

I'm pretty sure the mere sight of Guzzlord would drive you insane.

>>30136104
>run into it in the woods

nigga you'd see that bitch from a mile away, it's 30 feet tall

>>30135615
>carnage meets alien

>>30136610
what if you look down

>>30136610
What if you have been hit by a gypsy curse and you turn blind momentarily until that very specific moment?

>>30135550
>>30135932
Guzzlord is slow as fuck and easy run away from.

Buzzwole? Good fucking luck...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB15qcW3KbA

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It runs so fast, you can never outrun it.

Its legs hit hard like a truck and are capable of impaling you.

Its cold stare and lifeless eyes let you know that it has a complete disregard for others' eyes and has no problem killing you if your in its way.

It's so bizarre. It's a cross between alien queen and cockroach. The feelers, transparent hair-like shell, the long thing limbs...egh! I still love it though

>>30135504
Fuck man. That things like a super mega blood bug from FO4. I want absolutely none of that. Seriously it's like a fucking blood bug and a deathclaw had sex and this insane mother fucker popped out and just started killing his way across the wasteland. Somebody make this a fucking mod.

>>30139693
others' lives*

derp

>>30139693
It's disgusting when you consider how its "dress" is probably like giant insect moltings.

>>30135504
this thing sucking your blood would leave you like a raisin

>>30139693
Pheremosa could easily be mistaken for Anzu. Not intimidating at all.

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>>30135654
indeed

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>>30135550
>>30135601
>20 feet tall
>eats everything it sees
>not even rocks and buildings are safe, so you can't hide from him
>nobody knows what happens to what he eats
Fucking terrifying. I'd run as fast as my legs would let me.