What would you do when you win against Chicken-chan in a pokemon battle?
Force her totrade me her starter for my Yungoos nicknamed Maga.
Gg, get my cash and depart. Betas think Pokemon is the ultimate get laid/rape isekai fantasy. No, you wouldn't do shit and would probably suck too.
Have her put on a chicken costume.
Mating press in some tall grass.
>>30135359
give me your hat
>>358459194
That's one large anus.
Hug her and whisper to her that a pokemon battle isn't the only thing she'll lose to me.
>>30135365
thaat's what happens to butts that get fucked
>>30135366
What did he mean by this?
>>30135368
He means that after winning a battle he'll take her money too.
>>358459194
I prefer the female version of this position, the amazon position or whatever.
But I can also see the merits of the mating press, and I'm sure on some days, I'd be more into that.
>>30135359
ask her to capture me in a poke ball and insert into her rectum
>>358459194
>>30135363
>look up mating press
>Mama Was Too Divine So Our Neighbor Did The Mating Press On Her
holy SHIT
>>30135372
>>30135363
>>358459194
you guys what the FUCK
this is GREAT
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2547487
I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A TERM FOR THIS
>>30135373
There is a mating press and reverse mating press thread on /h/.
>>30135374
thank you
Have her join my team and force her to only use her Pokemon for contests.
>>30135372
bookmarked desu
>>30135371
>>30135373
>mating press gets a tag
>still no shortstack tag on any porn site
>>30135379
it's called oppai loli
>>30135379
Take her hat, then take herheart.
>>30135382
That seems rude
>>30135380
Oppai Loli =! shortstack. But you know this and you're just using /a/ memes.
>>30135384
Tell the japs on Pixiv that.
>>30135385
I wish I could. But then, loli has become such a watered down term, people in the industry don't even know what it means anymore. Let alone fan artists.
>>30135359
Take her Rowlet
"Well, you agreed to the terms! Now you have to take off your shoes and socks!"
>>30135359
any got a picture of this slut doing the okay sign with her chink eyes fully closed?
Anyone from /erp/ here?
>>30135389
>>30135391
thanks senpai
>>30135392
>>30135394
add some years pls
>>30135395
>having taste this shit
>>30135359
She's so cute, probly the only pokemon character I don't want to see nude
what should I name my Chicken-chan?
>>30135396
My boner literally just died.
I cannot tell my dick to unfuck itself. Pedophilia and me don't go together.
Take half of her money, duh.
https://youtu.be/2ZSIhnw3Mdg
>>30135397
Well yeah who would want to see an 11 year old nude?
She knows the rules.
Jam it in.
>>30135401
Apparently everyone considering the amount of pokeporn
>>30135399
Can't do anything for someone with such bad taste.
2D lolis = real kids
>>30135404
I meant =! lel
>>30135405
Time to go to china town!
>>30135406
>namefagging
>>30135407
whose name did I steal now
>>30135398
Chicken-chan
>>30135408
Are you okay? Do you have brain problems?
Is this the first time you've used 4chan?
>>358461712
Now we are talking.
>>30135359
Start running
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60041562
>Chicken-chan calming Taurus
>>30135413
Why does lewd of her exist? She's 11!
>>30135413
But my chicken chan is a trap
>>30135414
Do you even know where we are?
>>30135411
this is becoming grim!
>>30135412
Don't be like that.
Kissu.
>>30135405
>>30135404
Who gives a shit dude
>>30135359
Sill someone explain why she is called chicken chan?
>>30135421
the hat
>>30135420
holy fuck!
Mindblown
>>30135421
It's the hat
>>30135421
because shelays eggs
>>30135422
>>30135424
Lame.
I named her wew-chan in my game
>>30135363
dis nigga gets it
>>30135421
Because she loves cock.
>>30135425
Someone edit this image with the chicken hat.
>>30135428
>>30135429
Oh you...I love it.
>>30135430don't mention it
who /moon/ here?
>>30135431
Post more
>>30135432
>>30135433
Amazing, got anymore cute Chicken-chans?
What's the consensus on men playing as the female trainer?Chicken-chan makes me want to be a girl
>>30135435
I always play as a male with my actual name. Because I am shit at coming up with names.
Also it is a little creepy when they are this underage without some sort of justification like in ORAS.
I like the brown version
Chicken-chan!
>>30135434
>>30135435
Closet gay
>>30135439
I see that and raise you a
>>30135436
>Also it is a little creepy when they are this underage without some sort of justification like in ORAS.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this. Everyone should really stop sexualizing Chicken-chan.
>>30135441
im out
>>30135443
Not possible, sir
>>30135444
I don't blame you folding, that is my cutest Chicken Chan.
High impact extremeheadpattinguntil shedoesn't feel bad about losinganymore and theninvite her for hawaiian pizza
All hail the legendary Chicken-chan!
My wife Chicken-chan is so cute
>>30135447
Obligatory
Ssssh, everyone be quiet. Chicken-chan is sleeping now!
So is it okay to lewd the Chciken-chan now?
>>30135452
Yes.
>>30135452
She's 11. No.
>>30135452
Whilst it is inevitable, it is still not ok.
>>30135454
>>30135455
Do you have any idea where you are?
>>30135452
Chicken-chan is pure. She wouldn't do such a thing.
>>30135456
I refer you to my inevitable part. Still doesn't make it ok my dude.
>>30135452
It was always okay.
>>30135452
She's 11, fuck yes!
>>30135458
She's not real.Unfortunately
>>30135451
What do you guys think about this Chicken-chan?
>>30135457
She would, but she'd think it was some kind of silly game and she'd believe whatever you told her the rules were.
>>30135463
Nothing wrong with a brown chicken.
>>30135463
Normally I'd be all over the brown girl, but Chicken-chan's default design is iconic in a way they haven't managed for a female protagonist since May and Dawn, or arguably ever.
Who here /erp/?
Chicken-chan is for Lillie!
Anyone else weirded out over where they decided to have rowlet's mouth open?
>>30135452
She's 11 anon
>>30135463
Too brown. Chicken-chan is best served vanillia.
>>30135359
>implying some /v/ fag would ever be able to beat the champion
>>301354712nd lowest tier brown
>>30135462
>tfw I made my Chicken-chan blonde and long hair just so I can imagine two blonde eleven (11) year old girls making out.
How would you guys like your chicken prepared?
>>30135475
well you obviously don't eat the head.plz no guro
>>30135468
Lillie-chan is for Chicken!
>>30135475
ass up
>>30135359
Shrug. She's a pretty novice trainer, after all.
>>30135475
Anime Serena is more attractive than game Serena.
>>30135475
I'd totally read/watch something about Serena going around eliminating her competition for Ash.
Don't sexualize the chicken.
>>30135475
L-let her go!
I go find the bestmilf
>>30135474
>two blonde
No anon you don't understand
Yuri needs darkness and light
Sun and Moon
>>30135485
Blonde lolis are the best though.
>>30135435
I played the female character in Gen I, III and VI. And the male in II, IV and V. And coincidentally, all the games I played the female in are my favorite gens.
>>30135486
I wonder who could be behind this post
>>30135465
>Brown chicken
Does that make her chinese?
>>30135452
How to delete lewd Chicken-chan?
>>30135491
You can't stop it.
>>>/v/358474952
haven't seen that in a while
>>30135487
>Female Character
>Gen 1
>>30135564
Same thing happened yesterday. And will likely happen again tomorrow.
>>30135564
Mods will delete 9 out of 10 threads but occasionally move one. It's inconsistent as fuck.
>>30135945
Lets not beat around the bush here. Clearly the mod was hoping for more lewds.
>>30136132
Mod was beating something other than the bush, if you get my drift.
>>30136132
But /vp/ is a blue board!
Tell her to join me on my journey
>>30136239
Beaten like a red-headed step-child.
Chicken-chan is cute
>>30138192
You are
>>30138739
t-thanks
Cool chicken
You won't sexualize Chicken-chan right /vp/?
>>30139500
Fuck you
>>30135359
Headpats
>>30135361
They'd probably jizz themselves and drop spaghetti everywhere, giving Chicken-chan more than enough time to escape.
>>30135359
Hug her then take her on a date.
>>30140219
This.
>>30135486
>implying all lolis aren't the best
Faggot.
>>30135475
>blonde chicken
IT'S AN IMPOSTOR.
Haven't started my game yet is the outfit customize like x
>>30135435
It's normaland the only correct choice.
>>30135399
>being this gay
>>30140660
Betterbut still not the best it could be, and only good if you play as Chicken.
>>30140519
Dawn is ugly
>>30135418
What Z-move is this?
Where can I become twintails?
>>30142650
Guardian of alola
A tapu can use it if it knows nature's madness and has tapunium Z as its item
>>30135364