post one of your darkest/deepest /vp/ or Pokemon related secrets,

I completely skipped from RBY to RSE, passing up gen 2 until around the time Diamond and Pearl came out.

For the longest time, I thought that Skarmory and Slugma/Magcargo were 3rd-gen mons, until I got a copy of Crystal.

I fell in love with my Absol after i went into a furry thread once

I don't really have deep dsrk pokemon secrets.
If people had to try to guess who I was, I used to play a lot of online Battle Revolution, and I ran a sweeping Armaldo.

I pretended to be a girl and posted about how I cheated on my bf for (you)s on here years ago.

I triggered myself and started crying.

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>>30122846
I'm a vorephile

Specifically for pokemon vore, weight gain afterwards is another kink of mine

>>30122846
I play Pokemon for the story and have never battled another player.

I can only enjoy /vp/ if I delude myself into thinking it's mostly joke arguments and only one or two people get legit angry about pokemon.

>>30122846
I like bui

>>30122846
I RNG'd pokemon in Gen IV & V, I feel like a complete autist

>>30123967
if it makes you feel better I mostly just joke argue

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I'm a big fan of Touhou, and I enjoy browsing /jp/. I've only played about four out of the fifteen games, including the most recent one. I'm just starting the fifth.
My favorite Alola mon is mimikyu.
I'm terrible at online battles, but I still do them anyway.

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I ironically like Alain and am happy Ash never got to beat him

>>30124176
*I unironically

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>>30124176

I'm straight irl but I've jacked it to male pokemon before, only the eeveelutions for some reason

Half of my livingdex are clones because i cannot feel arsed spending few more weeks leveling up all this shit

>>30124300
have you seen some dudes animations of the eeveelutions cumming all over the camera via female pov?

i mean, i would never look at those, personally, but-

>>30122907
>I thought that Skarmory and Slugma/Magcargo were 3rd-gen mons

Skarmory is 3rd gen though

>>30124354
Nope, I don't really search it out, it just clicks sometimes in threads.

Source ?

I think Mega Lopunny is attractive.

>>30124400
Kys you fuckin retard

>>30124354
would totally never ask for a source

>>30124400
no you enourmous nigger he's second gen, learn your fucking mons

>>30124425
>deep dark secret

More like undeniable truth, anon

>>30124407
>>30124437

https://exhentai.org/g/953004/86a2764248/

Artist is Elvivana, this is a compilation of all his stuff

>>30124429
>>30124453
>Still falling for le Skarmory meme

I am an avid BDSM roleplayer on second life and an experienced dominatrix. I chain up femboy pokemon and whip them/train them with extreme methods to break them into sissies and fucktoys

>>30124488
Nice, I'll totally check it out. Possibly with my pants down

>>30124572
also, i'm willing to take up more students over steam

This is more of confession, but I have no idea why I breed perfect IVs Pokemon because I very rarely play against real people. Maybe it gives me some sense of accomplishment but I could probably beat 2 or more long RPGs instead of breeding in XY.
RSE are my favorite games in the series but I dropped ORAS after finishing main story and never tried Delta episode. I didn't dislike it but think it was the point when I got impossibly tired of Pokemon formula. In fact I didn't buy Sun or Moon because I still feel tired of it even though it changed some things.

>>30124572
>>30124636
>SL

Man, that's some nostalgia. Any recommended places for general pokemon pervs that hang out there? wouldn't mind banging some pokemon avatars

>>30124701
>ome sense of accomplishment
Yes? I barely even fight but i like to breed the mons sometimes purely for autistic purposes

>>30123916
Same here, has to be lethal digestion

>>30122846
i wanna get impregnated with gardevoir's eggs

I've jacked off to feral fem lucario, no regrets

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I make lots of different teams for battling "friends" but I actually never fight anyone with any of my teams. I don't even know advanced tactics or anything I just make teams based on ideas I like, so like all eeveelutions, starters only, dragons only, etc.

All I ever do is take them to the elite four and fight the NPCs because Idk any real people.

>>30123916
>>30125022
Honest question, what is it about vore you find arousing? Always been curious.

>>30125086
The idea of dominance, killing the prey, and making them vanish

Disposal is a plus, kind of a more concrete death

>>30125276
Thanks for sharing, anon. Sounds pretty good

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Lucario made me bisexual

I enjoyed Gen 6 despite it's issues

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My bf likes to wear an arcanine mask when we have sex

I find it sexy

We also like to play matches and the winner gets fucked

>>30126136
please please please post a picture of the mask

I caught a Bounsweet, evolved it to Tsareena, then fapped to Tsareena hentai for the next 3 days nonstop.

>>30122846
X/Y was my first game

>>30122846
Pokemon Sun is my first pokemon game in 20 years.

>>30122926
Robert

>>30123859
Michael

>>30123967
Steven

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>>30123916
here anon, I think you'll like it

>>30125982
I didn't say it was my favorite, just that I had fun playing it

once i got off to an extremely graphic guro fanfiction where maxie fell into mt chimney
aside from that, i actually sort of enjoyed xy

I stole ruby from some kid. And hoenn/gen3 ended up being my favorite.

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>>30126723
>mfw I've read that before

>>30126723
>>30127463
what

>>30125276
>>30125548
nah nigga, it sounds dumb as fuck. Seek help.

>>30128776
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5076595

>>30122926
Aristicus

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>>30122846
I masturbate to small pokemon like Mimikyu, Lurantis (2'11"), and Jigglypuff. Worse yet, my favorite play style is stall.

I even play stall when fighting people casually

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In X/Y, I'd put terrible IV'd Dittos on the GTS saying they had perfect IVs and would always get legendaries in return. I didn't even want the legends I asked for, I did it because I could. I just collected them in my PC to gather dust.

Also, when I finish the SM story I intend on boxing/sending my current team on vacation and PK'HeXing a competitive team.

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>>30122846
I use a Shadow Tag team with Perish Trapper M.Gengar and Gothitelle against people I know are bad at the game in real life.

Usually they only let me do that once

>>30125050
ONLY feral fem lucario?

I wish everyone on this board could at least try a little harder to get along with eachother. I honestly love this board but it gets a little old after a while. Not saying there aren't quality threads and stuff, just seems like a lot of shit.

>>30130598
Anthro a few times. Only like female tho

>>30128851
why is this a fetish?

>>30126414
MODS

>>30126378
Bullshit, there isn't enough Tsareena hentai for a 3-day fap binge.
Feel free to prove me wrong.

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>>30124741
bumping this

Does the fact I spend most of my day here count as a secret?

I pretend I'm a Chespin on Kik and try to find other that take on the role of other mons out there because I'm pathetic beyond the Overton Window.

mystery dungeon did that to me

>>30123916
This is what happens when you eat people

you get fat

fuckin fatty

>>30125063
My fellow man, I feel a kinship with you
>>30134847
Friend, go out and meet people
>>30132764
>>30128916
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>>30125044
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>>30123916
>>30122926
You guys are freaks. Even the bisexual, since he's into Pokemon fucking.
>>30122846
I've only ever beaten Emerald and Crystal. I'm trying to get through Platinum, and the first 5 minutes of Black turned me off harder than a pastor walking in on his son listening to Cannibal Corpse.
I emulate exclusively.

>>30135581
Hence why I keep my vore fetish a secret

I can't afford having any friends or family knowing

I just ordered Sun on a whim after only having played ruby and fire red, near their releases

>>30135581
Where do you think you are?

>>30128851
>funfact some of these characters are trans
WHAT
I READ THAT WHOLE THING AND THIS IS THE COMMENT AT THE END
FUCK THIS EARTH

>>30124572
Van Darkholme

>>30135994
you read the entire thing, and that was the part that bothered you. not even the "burnt, drooling, like sunny-side up eggs pierced by a fork." part

>>30136187
I mean, I skimmed over some of the redundant graphical descriptions to see if there was anything interesting beyond "he fell in the lava and he burned a lot"
there wasn't

>>30122846
I used to post giveaway threads and include bright, vividly detailed "title cards" in the OP post. I found joy in it, making it a frequent thing I'd do for some time. The majority of what I gave away were pink shiny Pokémon, but no one cares why of course so I don't think the secret will earn any interest either but I figured I'd get it off my chest.

The reason for all the pink Pokémon was because my cousin was diagnosed with breast cancer some time before I started, and Pokémon was something we were close about. She participate in the giveaways as well.

Now I just don't feel motivated enough to do them anymore, and I don't think they'd be as popular anyway.

Sorry, that's the only real secret I had.

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>>30124488
>sfm

i honestly masturbated to bbw porn of a snorlax sucking a mewtwo's dick because i have a similar body type/it's the body type i want (i wanna be thiccer) and i got my bf to do the same lol