So what would happen if Ghetsis and Lusamine got together and

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>>30088475
Ghetsis is violent
Lusamine is neglectful.

In all probability, they'd probably cancel each other out resulting in a fairly normal family other than two very overbearing and ambitious parents because Lusamine would be butthurt if Ghetsis ruined/abused her precious cosplaying children and even if the children didn't fit Lusamine's schemes Ghetsis would have some use for them.

So they'd be unconventional but a fairly normal family.

>>30088520
this.
if Ghetsis ever dared to question why the kid is dressed like some weird shit , Lusamine would send him to the shadow realm

>>30088722
>Dennis thinking he has any right to judge people's outfits when he wears my Mother's old carpet.

>>30088801
Jesus.
Imagine the bantz potential.

>>30088520
well that is until the child dare defy them

>>30088814
Literally the most vicious home in Pokedom.

>>30088826
Lusamine wants to live in the UB dimension/amongst perfection/amongst perfect cosplay.
Ghetsis wants to rule.

Some aspects of their goals are mutually exclusive so it'd be hard to defy them both at the same time initially.

>>30088475
Would N get along with his new siblings?

>>30089870
Probably. Hell, Lilly never shoves cosmog in a ball, right? Just into a bag so she can get it out and about safely. And Gladion basically made an angry chimera into his best buddy.

>>30089870
Probably

If Archie and Maxie were my dads things would be different.

>>30088475
Are the two 'Goddesses' that do jack shit Ghetsis' kids as well?

>>30088475
>young girl and old man
Objectively one of the worst fetishes ever.

>>30090042
>Lusamine
>young
good one anon

>>30088475
Lusamine saw her children as dolls (to dress up, play house and throw away when it got "damaged")
Ghetsis saw his son as a chess piece (to earn checkmate/rule over Unova)
Not that similar.
>>30088520
Giovanni is the neglectful one. Lusamine is all about control. Ghetsis is about deceiving/manipulation.

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>>30089933
YOUR BAG WON'T BE ABLE TO CONTAIN ME!

>>30090096
Pew

>>30090061
Why isn't she wrinkly and balding like he is?

Etna is still loli even if she's thousands of years old.

>>30089966
I think they said themselves Ghetsis adopt them for sole purpose of being N's surrogate sister. I also have theory that he adopt shadow triads too, whether as a henchmen or as a failed "precursor" of N(hench they are die-hard loyal to him, and seem somewhat frustrated that they lack N's charisma and had to resort to brute force instead)

>>30090155
But that doesn't make Etna young. She is old. Being loli and being old are not mutually exclusive.

Lusamine, however, isn't a loli. She is just old.

>>30090257
Literally nobody in the world pays attention to numbers when it comes to a fetish. You're really blowing this out of proportion.

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>>30090293
>Young girl and old man - Literally the worst fetish
<Lusamine isn't old
>Literally nobody in the world pays attention to numbers when it comes to a fetish. You're really blowing this out of proportion.

I don't think you understand what's going on.

>>30090337
>thinks fetishes are about numbers and not visuals
I don't think YOU understand what's going on.

>>30090337
Here, let me spell it out for you using his example;
Etna is a loli.
She's not a little girl, becuase she's thousands of years old. She's in fact, old.
However 100% of the people who fap to Etna are fapping to her because she's a loli, and her actual age is irrelevant.
Christ anon he was making a joke about old man porn, shut off your autism.

>>30090337
><Lusamine isn't old
Meant Lusamine is old. my bad.

>>30090356
>>30090374
You guys are the one blowing this out of proportion. Anon called Lusamine young, another Anon corrected him by saying Lusamine is actually old. That's it.

>>30090437
>Anon called Lusamine young
No, I said old man/young woman fetishes are shit, and despite their actual ages the characters in the OP image LOOK like an old man and a young woman. LOOKS are all that matter in a fetish. you are too invested in the details and ages of fictional video game characters to see a very simple joke/statement for what it is.

I bet if someone called a girl "hot" around you you'd just correct him with something like "she doesn't look like she's running a fever and it's 60 degrees outside, so she's not hot." and then keep going on and on about it for an hour.

>>30090437
>>30090475
Calm the fuck down. I can see where both of you are coming from.
Yes, only looks matter in a fetish. You're correct about that.
But looks don't decide age. Looking young doesn't make a character young. The other anon is also correct.
You're arguing over nothing.

>>30090475
But you specifically mentioned age. Looks don't decide age. Someone who is supposed to be over 40 isn't considered young.
Beautiful, yes, Lusamine is. But not young.

>>30090613
Holy shit the autism is real.

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>>30090096