Can someone give me some good excuses why there's no dating

...wait, trainers have smartphones now? Is she taking a selfie?

It is a game for children.

>>30075929
Tourist NPC. Just a design choice.

Go to the restaurant in the town where Olivia lives and order the special item.

You're welcome.

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>>30075883
What the fuck would it add to the game
The average audience for Pokemon games are children, they're not going to want this shit

>>30075929
Yeah. Its a pretty neat attention to detail

Fire Emblem is geared towards older audiences.

Also, pandering to waifufags is a clear sign that a franchise is in its death throes.

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I want to date the generic NPCs bad

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>>30075883
Target audience is younger children so they're probably trying to limit that so "Puritan ideal babbys" don't have to deal with "muh confusing boner". Trust me, I'm American, I've seen the stupid bullshit ignorant parents and politicians bitch about using video games as "evidence".

Give it a decade for Gen X'ers to die off, then we should be okay.

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>qt asks me out
>can't say yes

>>30075883
I would guess since GF's main target demographic is children, turning pokemon into a dating simulator would alert most parents and ultimately make them lose money.

>>30075883
>dating

Dude, they're ten.

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>>30075883
I'll believe that you don't want to fuck a poison lizard, but my belief ends there

>>30076063
>he doesn't like teenage_girl_and_younger_boy

>>30075929
pokedudes have phones since gen II bra

>>30075883
It is a dating sim. It's just that instead of actually getting a choice with worst girl simply being pushed, you automatically get worst girl.

>>30075883
At least you get to rapidly pound Mallow's bowl

>>30075883
Da fuck? What does a dating simulator have anything to do with Pokemon?

>>30076162
>you automatically get worst girl

i dont remember my PC interacting that much with Lana

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I remember some random Swimmer in Ruby being one of my earlier waifus. Maybe its better to just use your imagination OP.
Maybe I should go find her again...

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>>30076464
>Lana
>Worst girl
Nigger...

>>30076497
>>30075883
What's with these seductive looks man my dick can't handle this shit

>>30076564
>What's with these seductive looks
>OP picture
>seductive look

let me guess
you're a virgin

>>30075883

>fire emblem

Pretty sure the recent games were gutted where it would trigger SJWs the most?

>ninty published games
>allowing dating

Nah

>>30076683
I mean, that's not an insult around here. Try again.

>You wouldn't be able to date Lusamine, Wicke, or any other adult

It would be shit.

>>30076836
>You wouldn't be able to date Lusamine

of course
Lusamine only take ultra dicks from ultra beasts

pokemon's already shit so i'm surprised they didn't go ahead and do the same shit that ruined fire emblem too

maybe then sun/moon would have an actual selling point because holy shit is this game shallow

>>30075998
>no "dating an aether employee" fancomic

Why even live, someone tell me

>>30075883
I want her to look at my penis like that.

>>30075883
i want to fuck the lizard

GF will never add waifus to a maingame because they want to keep the E rating.

>>30075883
Attracting more creeps to the series is probably not a very good business move.

>>30077193
>Attracting more creeps to the series is probably not a very good business move.

Yet Sun and Moon is full of new waifumons after they saw how good that shit worked in previous games starting with gardevoir

Checkmate

They probably figured you could get a real gf instead...?

>>30075883
BW2, the best games, already did

>>30075883
Gen5 had dates

>>30075883
>still no lewds of her
What a disgrace

>>30077425
no lewds of this >>30076497 one either

what the hell are people doing? lana/hapu/acerola porn? for fucks sake

>>30077425
I'm pretty sure Boris made a lewd of her.

>>30077556
>Bonus
No thanks

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>>30077556
>boris

>>30077664
>>30077717
What's wrong with Boris?

>>30077664
>>30077717
I said he made lewds, not good lewds.

>>30077770
Mediocre quality

But he produces a lot.

>>30077770
He's the porn artist personification of quantity over quality.

>>30077864
uh yeah
i dont know who boris is but

so wheres that link for OP girls porn anyway?

>>30077917
Type in boris gelubooru

>>30075883
>he doesn't wanna snug Salazzle

>>30075883
This is for children.

>>30076025
Holy shit shes a pedophile.

>>30077273
You can have waifus without shoehorning in dating sim elements, Anon.

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>>30075883
...go pay a hooker, you greasy virgin.

>>30075883
Because Pokemon is for children. Waifu Emblem is for horny teenagers and weebs.

>>30075956
Gamefreak is all about learning life advice! Why not dating, too!? /s

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>>30077282
>>30077193
>>30076683
>>30078308

>>30075929
People have cellphones in johto and there's a trainer class in unova with what looks like an iphone.