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I just encountered Guzma, and our boy just swept my entire fucking

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I just encountered Guzma, and our boy just swept my entire fucking team with his Ariados
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>>30071008
>Fell Stinger
>Shadow Sneak
Jesus this part was hard
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Guzma thread
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>>30071082
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next time you should cheat by bringing a golf club with you
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>>30071275
too soon
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>>30071008
can't you just kill it with fire?
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Weird, my Grimer fucked his shit up without breaking a sweat.

What people struggle with seems very dependent on their teams at the time. Lurantis for example royally devastated me.
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>>30071008
That's our boi!
Sorry for your loss.
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>Volt Switch Golispod
>Flame Burst Ariados
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>have an ariados too
>tfw imagining both of our ariados' getting along. First chicken-chan and guzma are awkward about it but they eventually start liking each other and dating. Then chicken-chan healing guzma's past wounds
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>>30071008
>Had a Minior with Acrobatics that easily solo'd his entire team

It felt bad
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My incineroar literally burnt it to a crisp in one hit. Wtf you doin?
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That fucking bug's first impression really did a number on my ghost owl, but my iron bird air cutter'd it for the finish
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>>30072241

She's 11.
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>>30072241
>healing wounds
What people mean by this?
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>>30071008
>guzma gets a full team in the 3rd game
>has water spider
>has heracross
>has cutiefly
>has volcarona
How hard do you think people would cry?
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>>30072335
>incineroar

im not an 11 year old edge lord faggot who chose worst pokemon
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>>30072468
I'm not the one having trouble beating a spider :^)
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>>30072468

You're an 11 year old for using your starter regardless.
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Will he ever find out that Lusamine dressed him up as a cable monster? Will he keep on thinking that his clothes were Lusamine's original idea?
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>>30072417
I would be too proud for our boi to care how many times I would get destroyed by his new team.
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>>30072514
implying I didn't box that shit immediately
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>>30072540
I know you didn't. Don't lie, anon.
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>>30072468
>>30072493
>>30072335
>Not boxing your starter
Literally all of them are shit
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>>30072468
Even if you didn't choose Incineroar, there's sun doggo or moon doggo.
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>>30071942

Funnily enough, Litten could be considered easy mode as far as I can tell. I've only had issues with Hapu due to Mudsdale being a bitch.
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My heart is still pounding
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>>30071008
I had day doggo on my team at the time so just threw down some sneaky stones and switched to one of my water mons after the first razor shell. Healed and brought day doggo back to rock tomb his Ariados to death after it got lucky with its fell stinger and tricky pebbles took care of his Golisopod.

Honestly it's impressive he made me dance around like that with just 2 mons.
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>>30071008
Git gud
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>>30074512
hi homemade-kun
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It swept mine as well. How the fuck did it manage to balk a Psychic from Starmie?
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>>30072417
He better keep Ariados and Golisopod else I riot.
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>>30075642
is the homeade-kun a grill?
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>>30075642
hi
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>>30074512
>Be a 20 something stuck in a 11-year-old MC body
>Lament how Game Freak couldn't give option to be an adult unlike in Pokemon Go
>You can never fug Guzma

They did this on purpose.
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Anybody have the electoral college edit?
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>>30076353
I wish for an adult option every day. Also, Guzma's smart.
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>>30076538
>Implying he doesn't stash his drugs inside the globe
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>>30071008
>people were shitting on Guzma pre-release for having an ariados
>game comes out and it's fucks shit up

Based bug and based bro.
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>>30076606
>people also shit on him for maining aridos
>he doesn't
>it's golisopod

he just gets more based
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>>30076538
Does it say something about the globe? Or the bed next to the seat?
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>>30076570
that's still pretty smart
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>>30076649
Did people really believe they'd show his main in the trailers?
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>>30076775
yes. yes they did.
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>Lycanroc has been fucking shit up because a majority of the game has trainers using Flying types
>"He's bug, oh I'm gonna fuck his shit up."

>Glosiopod uses First Impressions
>1HKO my bulky midnight Lycanroc
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>>30076671
No, nothing. Wish it did, though. I like what he says after defeating him made me blush
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>>30076932
Oh damn I must have gotten lucky. I didn't even see first impressions until the second Guzma fight.
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>>30072559
>not wanting a challenge
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>>30077008
How is using the starters a challenge? Brionne and Primarina were able to tank a ton of shit in my game.
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>>30076960
Oh my. A little subtle implication, no? Kidding.

A bit dissappointing to know that the bed was nothing special.
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>Roaming Xurkitrees become attracted to Guzma due to the cosmic energy stuck on him after the trip to the Ultra Space
>Guzma's frightened as fuck about the situation
>Xurkitrees are just casually picking him up, thinking he's one of their own, maybe a runt of an Ultra Beast
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>>30076538
I hope everyone sat in his chair at least once. That way some of his greatness might rub off on you
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Reply to this post with a QR code and the pokemon you put on the GTS and I'll trade it.
In slot 1-1 to make it easier. They will be traded in order.
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>>30076960
>Battle in his room
>suddenly stairs in the background and looks like you battling in the hall instead of his room

Ok...I could have sworn we were in his room.
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>>30077154
Ups, wrong thread
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>>30077121
Please this, hurt/helpless tough guys is my fetish
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>>30071008
Stop posting this fucking tumblr picture
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>>30077176
He kicked you into the hallway, then back into the bedroom when you were done battling.
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>>30073204
Would Popplio or Rowlet be considered hard mode? Which one is stronger against more Totems?
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>>30077227
Stop being triggered by a website
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>>30071008
>tfw his Golispod was what gave me a problem
Fuck, that thing bent over my Raichu and went to town.
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>>30077121
>Guzma gets kidnapped by Xurkitrees who think of him as their own kind due similiar likeness
>You get to save him in the post-game epilogue

I wouldn't mind honestly.
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>>30072468
>Boxing your starter
Found the 11 year old edgelord.
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>>30077094
the bed will say some choice words after I'm through with him
Just kidding!
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>>30077128
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>>30077363
If it actually said something, I would assume it would be anger related like "This bed is filled with negative vibes and looks like there are faint tear like trails on the pillow".
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My team was perhaps the worst possible formulated combination to face Guzma at the Aether Foundation. Oranguru, Decidueye, Delibird, Mimikyu, Lilligant and Zygarde 10%. Fucking DELIBIRD ended up being the one that came through with Fly and I got lucky enough with Sleep Powder to be able to swap Decidueye with 20HP left to let off Sinister Arrow Raid to take down Pinsir. Most tense battle since I took on Emerald's Elite 4 with only a Sceptile and Gardevoir properly leveled. This game is tougher than people are giving it credit for and I can completely see kids running into this one unprepared. Good stuff
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>>30077420
Does it say anything about the computer?
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>>30077268
Maybe Rowlet? I used Popplio and it could tank and take down a ton of shit.
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>>30077426
heehee
>>30077457
Everything in his room doesn't say a word besides the box of buginium crystals, which you can take one.
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>>30077523
If you're talking about the "throne room" the character mentions the chair arms look like someone's been angrily beating on them
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>>30077550
Oh yeah, besides that, as well.
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Ariados is a pussy
Now Golisopod, now that thing's a monster
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>>30077319
>Xurkitrees giving each other playful electric shocks
>One of them approaches Guzma
>He starts screaming for help
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>>30077550
>>30077600
Aw, lame. Would have been interesting to know more.
>>30077603
Does anyone remember the meme where a character was show with pile of cash and they would apparently do something lewd in response?
Nvm, found it, Fistful of Yen it was.
Just need anime Guzma.
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>>30071008
>excited for guzma fight
>Lycranroc night ganks both his mons with counter followed by rockslide

Oh well.
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>>30077319
>>30077729
>implying ya boi wouldn't befriend UB-OYs
>implying he wouldn't make a killer crew with them
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>>30077804
>Our boy's forced to think of something quickly before he gets shocked to death
>Begins to wiggle as a distraction
>Group wiggle
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>>30077729
>You happen to be there just in time before his nee friends get to burn him into a crisp

Geez, almost got a little dark there didn't it?
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>>30071008
Youre trash. I was under leveled and one shoted his ariados.
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>>30077841
Time to draw.
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>>30077841
KEK
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>>30077841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Dfr4zDdAc
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>>30077841
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>>30077751
>lewd money meme
Yes please, add the hand being lusamine's and it'd be a+ if someone did it, maybe if he shows up in the anime

>>30077841
Kek
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>>30078499
Seconding Lusamine, along with it being clear he's the bottom
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So everyone here joking righ?t because Guzma is like one of the easiest fights in the game
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>>30078694
I used a shitmon team for fun.

He uh.
Took me off guard.
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>>30078694
Fell stinger has a chance of raising all of Ariados's stats while also doing critical damage, and his Golisopod has a high power/accuracy move that can fuck you up if the computer stops being stupid long enough to use it in the first turn. It's a matter of luck.
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>>30078840
Well that explain it, he's still a really lovable character and i don't know why
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>>30078889
>i don't know why
Don't lie, you know why
Cause he's OUR BOY
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>>30077841
1/4
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>>30077804
>UB-OYs
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>>30078986
2/4
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>>30079016
3/4
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>>30079034
4/4
Sorry for notebook quality.
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>>30079011
>>30077804
FUCK I didn't even catch this at first
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>>30078966
We know the real reason, his music is fucking awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REC7daXbjho

Also he deserved to be captain, how the fuck is mina a captain
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>>30078986
>>30079016
>>30079034
>>30079059

Good shit!
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>>30079095
Well nobody fucking lives on Poni Island because Fini is a top cunt that won't stop fucking people up.
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>>30079059
Oh. Thank you. I hadn't expected anyone to actually make it.
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>>30079095
Probably to do with the fact he's a big asshole, anon. He's our asshole, but still an asshole.
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>>30078986
>>30079016
>>30079034
>>30079059
Love how they just go with it.
>This is much better than slapping ourselves with electric shocks
>Good job, mini-me!
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>>30079173
I prefer a asshole captain to that fucking hippy that give you crystal without a fight, our boy would at least prove your worth with a good old fight
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>>30079095
I love guzma, but please don't talk shit about my stoner girl

>>30078986
>>30079016
>>30079034
>>30079059
Kek cute
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>>30079234
I'm just saying there's probably more to the job description than being strong. Besides that same hippy meets you in the middle of one of the toughest areas in Alola, a trial is pretty much redundant at that point.
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>>30079121
>>30079178
>>30079336
Thanks!
>>30079149
No problem. The idea was too cute to pass up.
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>>30079095
At the post game, doesn't Hala explain why?
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>>30079440
Don't the tapu have to choose the captain? iirc Guzma and Kukui had the talent, they just weren't chosen.
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>>30079059
KEK
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I've never beaten a Pokémon game before (came really close with XY, but I couldn't clear the Elite 4).

Is this one really that much harder? Any tips??
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>>30079482
I remember a Skull grunt mentioning that, as well.
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Who the fuck is this imposter?
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>>30071008
How are people having trouble in this game, whether it be totem Pokémon, captains, or boss battles? My Alolan Marowak with thick club 2 shotted the spider and 4 shotted the cockroach (which spent its first turn swords dancing only to get ejected out by its ability the second turn).
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Ya boi...had a hard life.
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I wanna cum inside Guzma!
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>>30079787
We can't all spend all day looking up stat values and breeding perfect Pokémon. The game is actually quite difficult if you don't have time to grind/perfect your team.
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>>30079787
by not abusing the exp share
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>>30079482
Tapu choose kahuna, not captain.

>>30079440
Basically, Guzma was a bad teacher. He only fought to crush people and feel better about himself. Trials are about the growth of the people taking them, not the strength of the captain. Kukui says he could have been a captain but chose not to.
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>>30079814
I want Guzma to cum inside me.
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>>30079787
see
>>30078874

Same for the totems, my team was weak to grass mons and Totem Lurantis + sunny day setting castform kicked my shit in.
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>>30079826
>perfect stat values
He was the first cubone I caught, he has a neutral nature with shitty IVs

>grinding
I mean if catching one of every Pokémon in the dex and beating every trainer counts as grinding, then sure.

>>30079847
I've been using solely marowak, decidueye, and wishiwashi without exp share and I've still outleveled everything and haven't had a single problem yet.
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i want guzma to smack my butt and let me call him daddy

and THEN cum inside me
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>>30079707
>fake Guzma
Is this from upcoming S&M manga?
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>>30077884
did you dress like Filthy Frank on purpose?
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About how old is he actually supposed to be?
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>>30079814
I'm with you on that, anon.
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>>30079814
Amen to that
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>>30080062
I'd guess 35.
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>>30080062
I'd guess late 20's?

>>30079967
I'd rather call him boss.
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>>30080160
You underaged faggots have never met a person in their late twenties evidently.
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>>30080230
He's a cartoon, chill out you sperg
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>>30080284
He's real inside my mind.
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>>30079662
It's easy. Use strong moves (Flamethrower, Thunderbolt, Ice beam, anything with 80 or 90 base power) and abuse type effectiveness and STAB (same type attack bonus). Rip sets from Smogon if you have trouble and use strong pokemon. (from OU or UU off Smogon).

You won't have difficulty if you have a lot of different types and try not to double up on them and spam revives if you're in trouble. Literally heal/revive after every E4 battle and before the champion battle.
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>>30071008
>First two fights, Golisopod would come out and Swords Dance
>Skarmory gets two Ariel Aces on him, Emergenvy Exit activates
>Ariados spams Sucker Punch
>I spam Spikes/Swords Dance
>Sweep
Guzma, what is wrong with you?
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>>30080062
>>30080062
Early 20s. Plumeria makes a big deal out of him wanting respect from an adult.
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>>30077501
>>30077268
>>30073204
I went with rowelt and while razor leaf being nice aoe that can be used fairly far in, most of the typing and helping pokemon royally fucked me over for totems.
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>Minior used stealth rock
easiest fight in the game
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>>30071008
>he uses a sweep

He really is our boy
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>>30080119
>>30080160
He looks like he's somewhere in his early thirties maybe, but the way he seeks adult approval (being his motivation for working with Lusamine) makes it seem like he's younger, like late twenties. Unless he's so messed up that he doesn't really take his own age into account anymore.

>>30080377
Yeah, that makes the most sense. Goddamn, he's around my age then.
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>>30079814
I'd rather him do it to me, instead.
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>>30079707
Is that from edgeventures?
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>>30071008
>Not using dancing bird to sweep through the game
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>>30077128
That scene when you sit down on his chair had me laughing for a solid few minutes
This game's jokes were truly the best in the series imo
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>>30080447
Yeah, I was taking into account his personality, Kukui's apparent age (they seem to be contemporaries), and the way people talk about him.
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>mfw Oricorio wrecked his shit every single time

Based pompom.
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>>30079707
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
Is that actually supposed to be our boy? Or a legit imposter plot wise
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>>30079813
Indeed.
Such a nerve hitting moment when Lillie asked her mother if she cared about Guzma and the game zooms to Guzma for awhile and then she just changes the subject.
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>>30072384
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>>30077128
>>30080576
What is so funny about a chair that has been seemingly slammed a lot in anger?
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>tfw my team is outsped by everything and I haven't even met guzma yet

it hurts
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>>30080576
If you're talking about this, same here. The grunts keep making me laugh.
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>>30080758
when you sit in it after beating Guzma a grunt comes in thinking you are the leader of Team Skull
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>>30080771
>Slowpoke
>Snorlax
>Crabrawler
>Dartrix
I feel your pain brother
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Did he get by his dad or did Guzma kick the shit out of him?
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>>30080776
>>30080790
Might as well fucking be.
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>>30079707
>That travesty is supposed to be our boi
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>>30079707
I truly hope this is some lucky coincidence that happens look like Guzma.
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>>30080907
>>30081159
I hope not. Looks KH as heck.
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>>30080860
Guzmas dad used to beat him, guzma snapped, beat his dad and ran off.

Japanese version of the text from Guzmas dad states that "it's no good to just run off, if you did that, you'd be beaten black and blue y'know!" Implying physical abuse as punishment. Add this to the fact that Guzma clings to lusamine for approval because she praised him for how strong he was, plus his freak outs when he loses to you and some other pieces from his dialouge, it appears Guzma was abused as a kid for not living up to his fathers expectations.
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>>30080907
Please no, maybe it's just an edit or a younger version of him.
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I kinda hate him?

After I learned that the house on Route 2 or something was implied to be his parents' (i.e his home) house. And you know what are the flavour texts in that house are like when we interact with the items in that place.
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>>30081251
Was I the only one who found Guzma's sudden shifts into third person and how he berates himself for failing extremely alarming?
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>>30081348
No. It's unexpected, and the only time it happens is when he loses to you.
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>>30081251
>amazing design
>great personality
>has realistic goals (not "I wanna destroy/control the world")
>legitimately tragic backstory
>realistic character development
Is Guzma objectively the best villian in pokemon to date?
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>>30081392
In my books: yes.

He's my boi.
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>>30081251
Jesus...
I wonder how he reacts to any golf clubs...
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>>30081392
Definitely my favorite. Already loved him when it seemed he would just be a funny joke character, but now that I know he has actual depth it puts him on a whole nother level.
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>>30081392
Yes
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>>30081348
Nope, I got very worried. His ehole persona was nothing what I expected compared to what I saw in the reveal trailer.
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>>30081673
whole*
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>>30080664
I'm gonna say an imposter, or just a big time fan.
The hair ain't even drawn right, plus he doesn't have the right glasses or skull medallion.
I mean-you can't just redesign a official character like that.
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How could someone with such poor squatting form be our boy?
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>>30079707
Where is this from?
Please tell me this is not our boi.
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>>30081251
One of the things I found interesting is that while Ilima's room is full of sparkling gold trophies, Guzma's room only has one silver trophy and a few bronze ones.
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>>30081392
No, because the father sounds like a nice old man where he fucking smashed his father with a golf club. Unless it's him smashing stuff in the house and being naughty, then I don't mind.

But I don't think that's what is implied there.
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>>30081971
His mother does say he won tournaments, though. It's strange that they didn't give him winning trophies...
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>>30081971
Which means he consistently got second or third place in competitions that could have had dozens or more participants. He's not even that bad a trainer.
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>>30081993
Why would a man keep a golf club that was used to beat him senseless? They wouldn't accept Guzma back if they saw the situation as him just being a violent maniac and attacking for no reason. His mother even insists that he couldn't have been out doing bad things; obviously that's a degree of maternal denial, but it makes no sense for her to say that if his father was a nice man who he beat senseless with no provocation.
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>>30081993
The father said "But I was the one who got beat instead," Meaning he was trying to deliver a beating to Guzma.
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>>30077227
The irony is that Tumblr triggers more people on 4chan than 4chan triggers on Tumblr.
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>>30082124
I don't get how people don't understand this. It's called reading between the lines, it's not hard.
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>>30082110
As a reminder of his failings.

He tried to beat Guzma into being a good/obedient/achieving son, and it didn't work. So he keeps to clubs to remind himself to be better on the very very rare chance that Guzma might even think about returning home.
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>>30082124
>implying Guzma and his dad didn't argue over who will be beatbox and who is vocals and he lost again after three rounds of scissor-paper-rock
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>>30082199
I mean, we are on 4chan.
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>>30079707
Can none of you weebs read?

It says it's "Guzumaru sensei."
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>>30082359
Full translation please fampai
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>>30082401
I'm the home room advisor, Guzumaru-sensei. Nice to meet ya.
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>>30081673
I had a feeling from the beginning that Guzma had some serious underlying issues that would become present later in the game. After Cyrus, N, and Lysandre, he had to have something going on.
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>>30081159
Kek. Hau as this boy fucking fits.
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>>30082401
>>30082480
Home-room teacher AND advisor
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>>30082480
So...its not actually Guzma?

That's a relief.
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>>30082359
I can read what the moon says, but since the artstyle is so different and these are the only pages I've seen I'm not sure if the mangaka just bishified him or of someone is legit impersonating him in-story.
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>>30082480
I'm even more confused now

>>30082645
This, but I don't think this mangaka does that type of thing that often? Or at least from what I've seen
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>>30082629
It might be the artist's version of Guzma but they just made a pun on his name for the sake of a one-off gag.
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blush
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>>30082749
If that's the artists version of Guzma then this shit is dropped. I don't want him to be the new REDgy thank you very much.
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>>30081348
Am I the only one who finds his mental breakdowns arousing
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>>30082755
He looks so cool in the first pic and then he gets so serious. Someone needs to teach this boi that there other things to do than beat up people.
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>guzma sends out gosilipod
>I send out hariyama
>fake out to prevent first impression
>belly drum while he swords dances
>knock off to victory

Worked in both fights so far, though Hari has been on my team since I caught him on island 1. I love Guzma's design and music but holy shit this game is a cakewalk if you 1) stick with 1 team and 2) don't run from wild battles.
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>>30082856
No, I want to see him get mind broken in a sexual way
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>>30082755
Is this the only thing he says after you beat him the third time?
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I thought those glasses were a bit big too.
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>>30083295
why does he have this slav face? he looks out of place
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>>30083397
Because that's the face shape he has?
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>Was so fucking certain that guzma wasnt a real bad guy and was gonna help you against the real big bad.
>He actually was one of the biggest villains all the way through.
Damn it. I wanted to bro it up with him. I wanted his boy.
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>>30083397
Guzumaru-sensei pls go
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>>30083478

He redeems himself in the end.
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>>30083295
>wet Guzma
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>>30083557
As in post-game stuff? Because I just beat moon and the nicest thing he does is carry lusamine while shes unconscious
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>>30083397
He kinda has long face.
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>>30083606
Yes.
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>>30083606
fuck the redeeming-boner every fandom has with every villain
Guzma is cool as he is and thank god he doesn't turn into some faggot post-game
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let's try that again...im gonna drop some oc in here...
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Guzma is an arsehole but he cares for people who need it.
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>>30072417
> he uses Pollen Puff to keep your team alive in battle tree
Our Boy cares so much ;_;7
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>>30083725
This reminds of the OC I saw in Tumblr whose name was Gunzma or something with color palette stolen from Shadow the Hedgehog. I hope they weren't serious.
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>>30083776
It warms my heart to know that.
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>>30079707
Man. He looks fucking nothing like Guzma, even for this shitty mangaka that art looks terrible.
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>>30083909
I really hope this is a gag manga.
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>>30083853
i think youre mistaking oc with oc
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>>30083776
HOW MANY BATTLES DID IT TAKE TO SCOUT HIM?
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>>30083776
We don't deserve him, he's too good for this world
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>>30081392
He's my absolute favorite Pokemon character and leads my absolute favorite team
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>>30083926
Are you calling THIS an oc?
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>>30083776
Our boi too good for us.
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>>30084281
I'm pretty damn sure that's a joke.
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>>30084281
holy shit thats the best thing ive seen all day
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>>30084321
Thank god.
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>>30084281
>GUNzma
>those shoes
Thanks for the hearty kek
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>>30084281
Are those fucking cut marks on his left hand?
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>>30084281
>>30079707


What have they done? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!
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OP confirmed shit
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Ya boi would've been steered onto the right path if he ever had a wise magical negro train him.

Hope for gym leader role.
>>30076932
>Wimpod is a wimp
>joins man with harsh front
>Evo is kind, chill guy who looks and can fuck you up
Pottery.
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>>30071008
>being swept by a FUCKING ARIADOS
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>>30085119
>That man from Berserk
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>>30071008
>not tanking golisopod with magneton and then using an ash-greninja to aerial ace ariados
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>>30078986
>>30079016
>>30079034
>>30079059
>>30078986
>>30079016
>>30079034
>>30079059
That's cute as fuck, anon! Really good job, I love the way you draw our boy!
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>barely won by the skin of my teeth in every battle against him

No wonder he was pissed off that no one was acknowledging his skills.
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>>30082902
nigga you best provide some source
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>>30085208
How did you not sweep him every time you saw him?
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>>30071008
I'm so glad to know I wasn't the only one
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>>30085208
>he didn't sweep him easily
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>>30085264
I ran mostly new Pokemon, so my team was slow as fuck, and not everyone was that bulky.
Golisopod is surprisingly bulky, and the Masquerain he brought for the third fight really caught me off guard.
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>>30085235
I simply googled "Shindol ahegao" picked one the comic pages and cropped it. Apparently it's from TFS Monogatari Append 2.0
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>Guzma playing Monster Hunter with the grunts
>Smitten by konchus
He is boi. Good taste with games.
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>>30085299
Masq got its stats boosted. Although I did use a QD sashed Masq to take down plenty of legendaries in the romhack Rutile Ruby.
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>>30085344
Guzma x Nerscylla when?
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>>30085421
>Guzma riding Nerscylla in Monster Hunter Stories
Aaw.
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>>30084490
Looks like a barbed wire tattoo.
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So does he really live up to the hype? What is his personality like? Is he just arrogant goofball that everyone was hoping for or is he more edge lord with a plan?
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>>30071008
Wow OP. I swept him with incineroar. You suck.
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I have come to the conclusion that the Skull grunts who use Fomantis are trying to imitate Guzma in the same way their Pokemon is supposed to imitate bugs.
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>>30086376
Dunno about hype, since I really didn't care for him when he was first revealed. It was only after I started to read these threads and look for fan art that I started to like him. His both battle and encounter theme are pretty dope. He didn't turn out be what I first expected and that's good. He actually has some depth, not just a joke character like the trailer might give off.
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I want to nap on Guzma's tight thighs!
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>>30071008
I just fought him.
>Rufflet used bulk up
>Rufflet used bulk up
>Rufflet used aerial ace
>Rufflet used aerial ace
"Oh no ya boy lost, I'll beat you next time"
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>Mains Bug as his main type
Already love him
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>>30087219
So good to have a cool bug presentive.
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Guzma is dead, DEAD!
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>>30087262
Kawaii.
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>>30087596
>Bitch please, I don't need no boss book.
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I need more Guzma art in my folders.
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>>30086862
holy shit anon you cracked the code
i was wondering why the fuck they used fomantis's for days
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>>30071008
Just reached him. Like, in battle with him at this moment.

Lycanroc one-shot his Golisopod, and Salazzle one-shot his Ariados.

What was so hard about him? It literally took 30 seconds.
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>>30071008
So, how old is this guy?
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>>30074512
>piccollage

>>30077094
>>30074512
Why can't your loli fuck him?
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>>30087963
Why is he so sad?
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>>30088025
Speculation is early twenties due his need of an adult approval.
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I know how you feel, Guzma.
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