Hi, anon! I just came back from the doctor's office and

>>30053746
cheerful people are a gift and hau is a lovely young man

>>30053778
He's a retarded cunt though...

>>30053746

>Hi, anon! My mom left my dad after he got blackout drunk and crushed our pet herdier when he passed out on the floor! I haven't heard anything from my mom since! My dad screams and destroys dishes downstairs every night now! Here, have a revive! You're the best!

>>30053791
that shouldnt stop you or him from being happy

>>30053793
> gives you medicine to restore your pet herdier.
> still mad he can't do anything about your father's anger management
You realise he is just a kid right?

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>>30053746

>>30053778
This.

>>30053791
kys

Hi anon! I just came back from my grandmother's funeral. It's so funny how doctors can butcher a person's insides while drunk and not be held accountable. Oh well. Accidents happen, hahahahahaaha. Here take this *gives you a Pearl and starts smiling* It was Grandma's. You need it more than her now pal.

>>30053746
I wish I had a friend like Hau I wish had friends in general.

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>>30053746
at first I thought this was a check-in post from the OP that asked for a cute thread because he had a 90% chance of having colon cancer.

>>30054004
are you autistic?

> Hey anon! You'll never guess what happened - my house was swallowed up in a lava flow! Crazy, huh? I could see my mom and baby brother through the window while it was happening, at least before the smoke rolled over their crumpled bodies. Whoops, guess we shouldn't have built that house there, hahah! Anyway, I picked up a couple of potions at the pokemart for you, keep at it buddy!

>>30054041
Yes, actually.

>>30054004
There's a difference between being cheerful and being cheerfully retarded

>Hi anon! Something crazy and wild just happened today, a stampede of Tauros trampled my family! Hahaha, accidents do happen! Here, you can have these Lemonades, you're great!

>Hey, Anon! A giant meteorite is about to strike the islands, and our whole adventure was pointless! Oh well, these things happen! *starts jumping for joy* Thanks for helping me out in so many pinches these past couple days! Oh, I know! Use these to enjoy your last hours here in Alola!
>"You got three Revives!"

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>>30054320
>>30054103
>>30053793
>>30054012
More please.

>Hey Anon! Your Aggron is about to take a shit on your car, and your mother is having sex with the Professor! >Hahaha, this happens all the time! *jumps around in an elated fashion* Thanks again for being a good pal!
>Oh! I know! Have this TM to help forget about today's events!
>"You got Tm __ Amnesia!"

>>30053746
Hau is stupid (like, ridiculously so), but he's cute.

>>30054700
dying here

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This fucking thread.

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>this entire thread

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I genuinely like how he's constantly giving me free shit every time we meet.

>>30053746
Hau is a loser, but he's our loser. Better than some smug fuck approaching us every hour or so to rub it in our faces how cool he is.

>>30055183
Hau is a nice kid, and just battles us for the fun of it. Gary, while a cool twist final trainer boss, was overall a loser jackass that thought he was better than us for some reason, despite losing everytime to us in a battle.

>Hi anon! I was just falsely accused of rape by lusamine, and her family called the cops, haha! A SWAT team burst inside and put a bullet in my dad for trying to shoot them, 'cuz he thought they were troublemakers like team skull!

>Now my family is in mourning over the only person that kept our family emotionally stable, my mother turned to drinking, and i'm in an abusive relationship to prove that I do have value to people, even if she's a narccisist! Isn't life funny? Here man, take a revive! Oh, and it doesn't work on humans, i already tried it on my dad! Science will get there one day though, trust me!

>>30053791
He's a little touched in the head but I hardly see how he's a cunt.

>>30055248
It's okay, Blue learned a harsh lesson in life in the form of Red outright killing one of his Pokemon.

>>30055260
>Here man, take a revive! Oh, and it doesn't work on humans, i already tried it on my dad! Science will get there one day though, trust me!
Okay that part killed me

Hau please just get some therapy man

>>30053746
Issue is he doesn't feel real.
He's TOO happy and TOO cheerful.
When Galdin mentioned him not taking things seriously to protect his pride, that could have been a great moment for Hau to take a step back and actually show some reason emotion.
Instead we got "lol whatever XD"

>>30055260
This got me.
I would be Hau's lawyer.
I will fight for him and I will be with him.

>>30055416
I was actually at that point in the game when I started this thread. After that I couldn't overlook his cheery nature anymore and felt like his character was deserving of mockery.

>>30055337
>>30055536
Crap, this was meant to be a reply to this anon.

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>>30055260
>Oh, and it doesn't work on humans, i already tried it on my dad!
I didn't come here for this.

>Hey Anon! Turns out Nurse Joy's Chansey had some serious illness and infected my entire party, there's no cure whatsoever as of now! Professor Kukui says he's gonna have to take them to the back of his lab and do some special work, whatever that means! By the way Anon, here! This Lava Cookie is an exotic snack that can cure any status effect, I know you'll need it more than me, haha!

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>Everything here
E N O U G H !

>>30055183
>>30055248
You know I never really knew why people love rivals like Gary and Silver so much.

Is it because they're jerkasses? Because if that's so, then the only one who's fully antagonizing is Silver, since Gary is just a cocky little shit that still gives you stuff and gives you hints.

>>30053746
You still not my rival you little shit

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>>30053746
What if his obnoxious cheerfulness is just so he can hide his panic and despair from you?

>be nice
>get mocked heavily for it
This is why people aren't nice
I know more than half of you got bullied in school, your behavior is what caused the bullying

>>30055835
Idk about everyone else, but I liked Gary as a rival because he seemed to act like a real kid. Silver just seemed like a teenager going through a phase while everyone else was either obnoxious or just plain boring.

>>30055868
>Somebody actually points out that his cheerfulness is just a front to protect his mind or pride or some shit in game
>lol, whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>"Hi, Anon. My little bro drowned in the river yesterday, even when I tried to save him. Now my family has exiled me because I couldn't save him fast enough. It's been hard out on the streets. I was able to make some money helping some guys with their 'special needs', so I used to money to get you these revives. Keep up the good work!"

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>>30055950

I could take it if he wasn't jumping up and down all the damn time. Somebody get this kid some Valium or something. People bitched about Barry being an ADHD fucktard but he's nowhere near as bad as Hau.

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>>30055907
Hau is the type of person so abnormal that you just try to avoid them and can only suffer when interacting with, but they will initiate interactions constantly. In a school setting, this type of person is basically shunned and exiled by the other kids past kindergarten. I analyze this shit for a living.

Jesus christ. I just realized that it's literal autism. It gets thrown around on 4chan, but Hau literally has autism. Or maybe just Asperger's, but that's semantics at this point.

>>30056047
I don't think it's autism.
I mean, yeah autistic kids act like Hau, but it doesn't mean anyone who acts like Hau has autism.

>>30055293
le epic reddit dead raticate meme XD

>>30056047
>Jesus christ. I just realized that it's literal autism. It gets thrown around on 4chan, but Hau literally has autism. Or maybe just Asperger's, but that's semantics at this point.

How so?

>>30056047
But aren't people with asperger's very anti social and have a hard time talking to others? I don't see that on Hau at all.

>>30053791
>retarded
he just tries his best to stay happy and cheer up others around him. There are parts where he realizes it's not appropriate at the time though. No need to pretend he was like "HAHA WAZZUP EBERY1 :D :D :D" constantly

>>30056364
Common misconception. Asperger's is like autism lite. The top percentage of autism. Think of it like some deity liking you just enough to not give you crippling autism, but hating you just enough to not make you completely normal.

I'm not going to type up a full thing, so here's a quick quote my lazy ass pulled through google:
>People with AS may not be as withdrawn around others, compared with those with other, more debilitating forms of autism; they approach others, even if awkwardly. For example, a person with AS may engage in a one-sided, long-winded speech about a favorite topic, while misunderstanding or not recognizing the listener's feelings or reactions, such as a wish to change the topic of talk or end the interaction.
To be honest, Barry fits that specific mold better, but Hau isn't incredibly far off.

My brother happens to be in the weird middle ground that is high autism/low Asperger's. His fixation is video games.
Does Hau fixate or show out of place enthusiasm for anything in particular?

>>30056605
>Does Hau fixate or show out of place enthusiasm for anything in particular?
Malasadas

>>30056047
>>30056364

Yeah, it's not autism because Hau copes with emotions by being extremely social and cheerful, as if he is perpetually on denial, or unable to process emotions in any other way.

Being that positive all the time is dangerous, because it means that the person may not be able to be truthful to himself. I shit you not, Hau shows textbook symptoms of something called "Pollyana Syndrome"

>>30056624
Welp.

>Well my grandfather just died and now the island has no Kahuna since you caught the pokemon that makes us Kahunas.
>His last words were "T-take care of this Hau. I-t was your grandmother's. Pl *COUGH* please continue our legacy of being Ka hu naaaaa"
>Anyway have this, it was my grandmother's but I never knew her so I have no attachement to it, even though Grandpa told me to keep it, I'm sure he'll understand if I give it to you *Got Pearl String"
>You can sell it if you want, just tell me where okay, just in case I want to buy it back and put it on their grave.

>>30056605
>>30056710
To be honest I doubt Hau fits into autism all that much.

I'm not going to pretend I know my psychology, and it's true that Hau is cheerful even in situations where the atmosphere doesn't warrant cheerfulness, but he's not one of those people that approach you and immediately start talking about what they like while forcing you to listen.

I've dealt with a lot of people in my life who are incredibly clingy and obnoxious to the point I wonder if they're autistic, and I haven't recieved that vibe from Hau. He just seems like that one guy who has no fucking clue what's going on and is just cheerful in a vain attempt to look polite.

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>>30054012
bueno

Psychologist here

>>30056047
I swear to God 4chan only know the word autismo when it comes to all weird social interactions

>>30056605
This. Autism by definition means being unable to empathize to others in a normal way. Doesnt always mean they cannot interact socially, but they have a hard time understanding the emocional implications in other's discourse.

>>30056710
As pointed here, Hau fits Pollyana's better.

>>30055835
It's because they feel like they're at least trying to be actual rivals. Some people want some shit who's actually trying to beat them. It's much more satisfying to beat their ass when they are actively antagonizing you, rather than just annoying you constantly and being so happy and clingy all of the time.

>>30057041
This. The rivals nowadays don't really seem to put much effort into beating you, they're just along for the ride. For a traveling companion who is supposed to be there to motivate you to be stronger, they don't really do their jobs very well.

>>30055275
The cunt part is because he's trying to cuck my Lillie

>>30053791
I honestly like him more than all of gen 6's rivals combined.

>>30055915
Thats grade A deflection

Hau is hurting inside

>>30053791
t. Gladion

>>30057153
Between gens 6 and 7, I'd say he's mid tier, below Gladion and Calem/Serena and above Shauna and Tierno.

>>30057101
I actually don't mind a companion "rival" instead of a dickish one if it were well written. Haven't played SM yet, but the "rivals" in XY made me think that the main character was an author's self-inserted fantasy because all the constant compliments.

> Woah, Anon, I can't believe you're so strong and handsome, and smart, and definitely not fat. That girl who didn't want to kiss you in fifth grade was a total bitch, and everyone bullied you because they were jealous in secret.

Very awkward IMO

>>30057251
Well that's basically Hau as well.
It all went downhill when they decided rivals should take the starter weak to yours.

>>30057248
Calem/Serena are shit, I'd say that they're right at the bottom alongside the other gen 6 rivals. Shauna might be a bit above them if only because I found her more tolerable than the others.

Gladion is definitely up there though.

>>30057300
>liking Shauna
That's some fucking shit taste there. She was basically a prototype Lillie but with more genki and less story importance. And ugly.

>>30057295
Nah, Hau isn't really complimentary so much as he is friendly. Definitely doesn't come across as having the uncomfortably adoring vibes most of Gen 6's characters did.

>>30057251
>haven't played SM

lol you are randomly the Chosen One in SM, more so in any other past game. You don't even meet the island guardian by chance, it saves your life after you have to save Lillie's dumb pokemon

>>30053791
LOL Wazzap Gladeon you Poop face XD

>>30057370
>you are randomly the Chosen One in SM
Yeah, chosen one to be Lillie's personal escort through Alola, going to every effort to help her do whatever she wants.

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>Hey Anon, just had the craziest day. I was walking down to the cemetery to leave some flowers on my dead sisters grave, she was killed by a drunk driver which was a bummer but what can you do? Oh haha, I got side tracked a little, my day! Yeah so I was walking down to the cemetery when I got raped by some Drowzee. Haha, they all circled around me and I thought they were going to perform a show, boy was I wrong! You'd think they'd have used hypnosis on me at the very least, but nope! I had to experience every moment. Every horrible moment hahaha. Well, while they had me face down in the ground with my head next to some Herdier turds I saw something shiny and, after my traumatic rape, I grabbed it and it turned out to be a star piece. I want you to have it buddy, it's just a terrible reminder to me haha!

>>30055536
>>30056047
>>30056710
It's funny how the only thing that actually makes him sad and drives him to crying is when Lillie leaves for Kanto right before the credits. Kukui is the one who makes him stop by telling him that when there's a good-bye one should give their biggest smile.

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I know I'm a total faggot for saying this, but it's like this fucker is your rival, except without the self hate

>>30057566
I'd love it if Hau found out something about you he didn't like and instantly switched from "HEY BEST PAL" to "You are scum and don't deserve to be here let alone to take part in these sacred island trials" about 2/3rds through the game.

>>30057664
then throughout the last 1/3 you have to worry about several assassination attempts and murders plotted by Hau

>>30053778
kys

>>30053791
This

>>30055835
>I never really knew why people love rivals like Gary and Silver so much.

Because they fit the definition of a rival.

All these faggots that are your best friend(s) who would suck your dick if you needed a pick-me-up aren't rivals. They're borderline butt-buddies.

>>30053746
This fucking guy

>>30053746
Wow! How awesome you just won the lottery!

You sure are lucky! But you deserve it you know! You earned it by being so great! I'm sure you'll do a ton of great things in your life because you are so talented

Since you are so great I'll give you this!
>you got 50x pokeballs
>you got 50x nuggets
>you got Hau's Pikachu
>you got Hau's shirt

And I have to say again you deserve everything you got by being you! If you want to fuck my mother or sister just let me know! I'd also be okay signing over the deed to our house because I know it'd be going to someone that has so much potential and energy!

>>30053746
It actually legit made me upset when he's says he's frustrated after you beat him in the league rematch

>>30053746
I think Hau is the perfect embodiment of nice rival dick sucking that has been constantly ramped up in the games

I'm half expecting the rival in gen 8 to just unzip you pants and suck your dick after you catch every single pokemon

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>>30053746
Hi, anon! Wow, you got a Rotom in your pokedex? I'm so glad we are friends anon. How lucky are you! You really deserved it not like scum like me

>>30055260
>Here man, take a revive! Oh, and it doesn't work on humans, i already tried it on my dad! Science will get there one day though, trust me!
;-;

>>30057531
That scene is really fucking weird because it might as well come from a version of the game in which Hau is a normal human being.

>>30053746
:^ )

>>30053746
Where's your health insurance?

>>30056605
>tfw I fit that description
fug

>>30053778
It was annoying at first, but man, I could use some cheerful spirit in my life.

>Hi anon my dad ran away
oh wait that one is real

Sometimes I wonder if Hau's cheeriness is him covering up his abandonment issues

Maybe that's why he almost freaks out when Lillie leaves for Kanto and how hes always trying to match up to his grandpa (to prove himself worthy) and wants to track down his father who left them.

Maybe he's so nice to you because you are the only friend that hasnt left him at some point.

>>30053938
>reading comprehension

>Hey anon! I just came back from my house, turns out Mom had been making illegal drugs in the back of the house! The police came in and tasered her, but her brain couldn't stand it and is now in a permanent state of intense pain! Here, have a Paralyse Heal, didn't work for me, but maybe you'll have better luck!

>/vp/ is so terrified of/angry at nice people that they delude themselves into thinking being nice is some kind of mental disorder

jesus christ guys, I thought I was bad

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>this entire thread

it's even depressing me a bit holy shit

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>>30054004
Quality post. You're really adding to the discussion, anon.

>>30059013
But I want to fuck you, Hau! Not your mother or sister.

>>30059034
>I'm half expecting the rival in gen 8 to just unzip your pants and suck your dick after you catch every single pokemon

Where's the problem

>>30061225
Hau do you mean?

>>30056605
My teacher back in primary school diagnosed me with aspergers due to my "Slow walking pace".Fucking bullshit.

>>30055835
It's funny because even though Hau picks the weak starter and acts like this, I was nearly close of being swept by his Raichu. He's surely not the toughest rival, but I found his battles harder than at least half of them

>>30060484
Welcome to the entirety of 4chan.

>Hi Anon! Yesterday I came back home after giving all my savings to some very nice people who told me they wouldn't break my legs, and my dad told me my sister had disappeared before passing out drunk! Weird, huh? Life's funny like that! I haven't seen my mom in days, and there used to be noises coming from upstairs, but it's gone quiet now. Wonder why? Anyway, I'm sure my sis'll be fine, those Drifloons can't hurt a Cutiefly. Oh, here, take this - can't leave a good friend hanging!

>You got TM41 Torment!

>>30055868
What if Hau is secretly sociopathic?
He even attacks you with his Z-move during the tag battle against Team Skull

>>30057722
So, the Pokemon version of wait for it, Mitchy?

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>>30062000
>He even attacks you with his Z-move during the tag battle against Team Skull
Nani

>those hips and that hair
top tier boiwaifu

>>30062000
Wait what

>>30053746
A lot of people who have cancer behave like that though. It's a coping mechanism

>Oh yeah I have cancer
>It's not that bad lol though I do miss my hair, ha!
>You on the other hand have real problems. That's got to be difficult. Let me help you with that?

>>30054028
Why don't you have friends

>>30053746
Yo holla at ya boii! We wuz Pokeyman catchings n shiiiieeet. *smacks lip* Where da white womyn at? Time for sum rapingz if ya know what im sayin'. 4 real dawg. Gimme your Pokeballz, lil white boii or ill shoot ya in da fuckin face mofucker. Cracka ass white dude. See ya, PEACE.

>>30057722
There's an alternate ending where Hau impales you with a spear after you defeat Lusamine that has a 10% chance of happening

>>30062415
kek

>>30057144
>my lillie
>my
being this retard

>>30057370
>Dumb pokemon
>The fucking box legendary
Gee why did Tapu save me hurrrr

Why /vp/ hates happiness?

>>30057664
"What do you mean you don't like Masaladas!?"

>>30053791
Fuck off Gladion

>lived in alola entire life
>"I wonder what ____ island will be like"

I want him to run into MC and Lillie making out.

>>30055337
It's a facade to cover up his inferiority complex.

>be unconditionally nice to people
>everyone thinks you're a mentally damaged autist trying to cope with negative emotions
Wtf

>yfw you realize Hau has abandonment issues and is just giving you things so you won't leave him

>>30065676
Me too!

>>30065386
I guess he's been stuck on his home island

>>30065676
Lillie gives you things too but Hau just gives more.

>3 Max Revives
Thanks my insecure bro.

>>30062000
What is the ingame explanation for this bullshit?

>>30065386
Just to be clear, that's not very uncommon. Going to another island is like a vacation in itself.

>>30059034
I havent laugh like this in weeks

I don't think he's that annoying. Not like Lillie and sure as fuck not like the rivals in XY.

Plus he actually battles you often, has a good battle theme, and his Raichu hits hard and fast since everything is slow af

Honestly, I think that face expressions in this game are just bizarre. That moment in Aether Foundation when they show Gladion, Hau and MC's faces almost left me in tears. If SM gets the rumored Switch version I hope they'll tone it down.

>>30066669
His theme is fucking shit.

>>30066669
>Diglet used ground move!

>>30067015
>using most hideous alola form

>>30067167
>hideous
>dont get the finesse

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Delet this entire fucking thread

>>30059034
implying Bianca and juniper didn't do this back in unova

they bonded through your dick, and now they work together

>>30061248
He's cute and chubby with deep-seated emotional issues, who wouldn't fuck him?

>>30065237
Kek

>>30060484
I think it's you who hasn't been socializing all that much.

>canon starter is usually fire
>makes Hau pick Rowlet
>literally kills itself at 3rd evo
"Man, you sure do win a lot more than I do anon! Keep at it buddy, have a revive!"

>>30053746
>>30053791
Except he actually gets sad and also mad when he needs to.
Also sometimes he smiles to hide the fact he's a sore loser because he can't defeat his grandpa.

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>>30054012
that was actually saddening to read

>>30053746
i actually like what they did with him, hes so fucking annoying and it feels so good to fucking kill him everytime you see him. Hes a rival that actually annoys me

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>>30062000
am i missing something here ive never seen him use a Z-move

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>>30054028
We're your friends

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>>30055260
>Here man, take a revive! Oh, and it doesn't work on humans, i already tried it on my dad!
hits too close to home

>>30066748
it really is
that's easily the worst thing about him
he's endearing despite him being retarded (or maybe because of it)

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>>30069656
actually i just fought him, my guy literally had like no health left, this fucker uses his Z move, thinkin like yeah im dead. Literally 5 health left after that, dont even die, then i one shit his fire pussy. Good fucking Goy

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screencap?

>>30070570

I keep seeing this guy's face everywhere but where is it from?

>>30053746
Hau you doin?

>all these fools pretending like their favorite moe animes don't all have an overly cheerful character


delusion.

>>30071151
>implying we all watch anime


delusion

Am I the only one who finds Hau's personality really really cute? I would love a boyfriend like that.

>>30053746
>always second place
>deadbeat dad
Hau had a hard life

>>30055724
but doesn't she have a Comfey in Alola?

>>30071418

don't trust them happy motherfuckas

>>30057502
Isn't hypno the dangerous one to kids? Drowzee just sort of eats on dreams or some shit only but if u are having a good dream hypno kidnaps u. Drowzee just likes the dreams of kids more at least, they aren't kidnapping anyone.

>>30056605
Confirmed Aspie here.

Hau definately isn't autistic, he's too friendly, too sociable and his face is too expressive. He's just a bit slow and overly optimistic. If every conversation revolved around malasadas then he might be.

>>30066546
I find it hard to believe that a shitload of Hawaiian natives today would only have been on one island their whole life

>>30071947
>Drowzee just sort of eats on dreams or some shit only but if you are having a good dream Hypno kidnaps you

>>30072216
Why is that hard for you to believe?

>>30060484
It is. People aren't nice for the sake of being nice. Either they want something from you and are trying to butter you up, or they're fucked in the head

>>30073263
Then explain literally everybody in the Pokémon universe

>>30073344
It's a fantasy world, it doesn't have to have realistic characters

>>30073344
They are mostly children i.e. fucked in the head

>>30073263
youre fucked in the head dood

>>30071418
Yeah I want to love him and feed him malasadas

>>30070757
The "remaster" of Assassin's Creed 2

>>30071418
The only thing stopping Hau from going batshit insane is that he's in a Pokemon game. If this was real life or another game series he would go nuts about halfway through. People can't be this nice without snapping every now again. And when they snap, the snap real bad.

Black sidekicks are meant to be funny, otherwise they wouldn't be in the game.

>>30066017
He's taking his frustrations out on you since you keep defeating him. Hau has really bigger issues than Hala's approval.

Bet if you feed him Rock/Poison, he'll be the most sadistic character than even Ghetsissy.

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>>30078658
>Black

Wut. Hau is the hawaiian bro from the japanese trailers. He isn't black.

>>30078894
Well he's still a minority, so it's good that GF made an effort to make him seem entertaining.

>>30078931
>minority
Most people in Alola are brown, mate.

>>30078941
I meant in the real world, it's hard to tolerate them in fiction otherwise.

>>30065237
This made me laugh.