>Getting ready to battle Hau for the 9th fucking time on third isle
>Everything is going great. Brionne down. Some other pokemon I already forgot about down
>Sends out a Raichu. Heh
>IT FUCKING FLOATS
>ONE SHOTTING PHYSIC
What the fuck? Where did this punkass get a mystic ass raichu from? What other secrets don't I know about?
>>30052506
You think that's bad?
>fighting doubles with hau against team skull
>he uses his Z move ON ME and kills my mon
This kid is a fucking psychopath.
>>30052552
>kills my Mudsdale and scares off my Golisopod by spamming Sparkling Aria against some Aether goons
>>30052552
if this is legit someone needs to record it
>>30052604
>Walk home
>Find Hau fucking my mom and her Garfield Meowth
>Looks me in the eye
>"She tastes just like Masalas. Haha"
>>30052552
>mfw teamkilling Hau's pokemon in every battle where we're paired up
fuck that kid
>>30052552
>>30052604
>>30052995
Wait... this actually happens? Hau just fucking attacks you too?
>>30052649
second this