>Challenge the Kanto Pokemon league
>fight painful battles against elite 4
>Get to Lance
>He destroys you
>you move to Aloha disheartened that you could not achieve maximum status as a pokemon trainer
>Realise that Aloha has no Pokemon League
>decide to create one so you may become its first and only undisputed champion
>cousin decides to come to Aloha from Kanto
>help him out a little bit before getting back to building the league and becoming champion
>a while later, cousin becomes insanely amazing in a short amount of time beating all the trials
>Quickly open the pokemon league, carelessly just making the kahuna the elite 4 because you're in a rush to become champion before cousin ruins lifelong goal
>He breezes through the elite 4
>hes thinks he's the new champion
>tell him its not over and that he has to beat you to become the champion
>lose to him
What a sad life he's lived can we at least acknowledge that /vp/
What if he saw your potential and planned all along for you to be his "champion" to take over the rest of the world.
He is a scientist after all.
>Kukui finally becomes champion
>Guzma comes back form his training and kicks Kukui's ass
>>30047036
the player isn't literally Kukui's cousin
>>30047036
>later hears that he beat two of the former Kanto champions both stronger than Lance
It's a hard knock life.
He planned this
Besides
He's happily married to his hot wife with no kids has a bitchin job baisclly owns your house and literally every non team member in the region love and amire him
More like Cuckui
>getting wrecked by Lance
>in the year of our Fairy Lords 2016
Someone really should have told him.
Mfw Kukui's mom named him that because she knew he's gonna get cucked for the rest of his life
>>30047036
Fuck he really is a cuck
>>30047111
And sweeps him with Golispod
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7anythinggoesbeta-478324809
>>30047036
>Implying this half nigger is actually your cousin
This retard just doesn't know how words work, like how Jamaicans call all older women auntie and North American niggers call all males bro.
>he probably fucks your mom
>>30047307
What if you chose the dark skinned avatar? Implying a person whos been talking to you through Skype until you arrive and makes constant regular visits while walking through the door without being welcomed in, isn't a relative. You're a fucking retard m8
>>30047203
>Needing fairies for Lance
Ice Beam.
>>30047376
It's been a week since I beat the story but I'm pretty sure he calls other people cousin as well.
>>30047036
are you ACTUALLY cousins
I remember in Rocket Power people called each other cousin all the time and I don't think they were related
porn of him when?
>>30047036
Kukui and the MC aren't actual cousins, retard.
at least he has a hot wife to go home to
>>30048171
Dude there's a fucktons
>>30047294
did leech life get buffed this gen
>>30048085
LIKE
THE
ANCIENT
HAWAIIANS
USED
TO
SAYIT'S TIME FOR A DICKING!
>>30048316
80 bp
>>30047036
>carelessly just making the kahuna the elite 4
In his defense, are there any better trainers with reputation on Alola than the four Kahunas?
>>30047307
Our melanin rich brothers also call people "cuz" a word which meant speculate might be short for cousin.
He studies pokemon moves. Only makes sense that he does a shit ton of pokemon battles with other people
>>30047036
Kukui is ash confirmed
>>30048363
He didn't even make all four Kahunas the E4.
>>30047307
>>30047376
Pokemon basically operates solely on headcanon,
The Champion isn't Elio or Selene, it's YOU. And your character can be whoever you want it to be.
If you want Kukui to be your actual cousin, sure why not. If you want him to mean it as just a general form of address, that's fine too.
You might as well argue over what the canon starter is, or whether the Alola Champion beat Kukui with a Bewear or not.
The main storylines have a very broadly-defined canon, but anything involving the actual player, is up to the player.