> You will never fall in love with a Gardevoir.
> You will never travel the regions becoming best friends.
> You will never share wonderful memories with her.
> You will never second-guess buying her flowers.
> You will never stare at her constantly, longing for a perfect opportunity to tell her your feelings.
> You will never slip up in a freindly conversation, causing her to get suspicious.
> You will never, after thinking it through, sit her down and tell her that you have loved her sense the beginning.
> You will never look into her eyes as she says she has felt the same.
> You will never wrap her in a sweet embrace as you both silently tear up with joy.
> You will never propose to her a year or two later with a ring that cost you most of your battle money.
> You will never see her as she walks down the aisle in a white and jade wedding dress.
> You will never make sweet love on your honeymoon to Alola.
> You will never live a long happy life with your Gardevoir wife.
>why live?
>>30023674
At least you can read about it.
>Falling in love with a gardevoir
>You will never get a 7
May as well settle for a 2
Gardevoirs fuck Muk, not humans
>>30023763
Use your imagination anon.
>>30023777
Checked
Also. Why not mega garde for the wedding?
>>30023858
>>30023858
The anon in the story could hardly afford a ring with his battle money. What makes you think he can buy a mega stone?
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>you will never get cucked by gardevoir canonically taking Muk's BIG BLACK POISONOUS SLUDGE COCK