Think about a Pokégirl. You are now that Pokégirl. How

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>Rosa
I am the purist cutest girl plus I get to dress like a princess.

Best ending.

>>30019963
>whitney
so I'm hated by everyone right?.

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I want to get fucked by a jellyfish.

>asking this question while posting a picture of a pokegirl


GEE, WONDER WHO I THOUGHT OF.

>>30019963
>Chicken
/vp/ loves me

>>30020122
That's because your weak willed.

>brionne

i-i hope my trainer doesn't touch me tonight :(

>>30019963
Masterbate and hope I turn back to normal before my period hits

>>30020312
pokegirl not pokemon you degenerate.

>>30019963
>Delia

My only potential suitor is a creepy mime and my son will never be grow up or be successful because the universe conspires against him. I hate my life.

>>30020355
Yeah but what if
>you can't masterbate or you die
>you die in the game you die for real

>Lovrina
That is so uncool!

>hilda
im liking this already

>>30019963
Catlin

I got a sick Villa and was a Frontier brain

Also elite 4 I guess

>>30020379
Should've thought of a different mom anon.

Cynthia.
Shit, I'm dope as fuck.

Candice
Besides being top tier, myself, I get to fuck Maylene all day every day
Holy shit I finally won one of these

>>30020456
Plus you go pedo for dawn so there's that.

I am the Chicken-Chan

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>>30020469

No, I go for the Pokemon

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>>30020426
Do we get to be pure Yuri lovers then? because I'm okay with that.

>>30019963
>Fennel
I guess I'm dead and forgotten by GF.

>Whitney
That's just as well, one guy in middle school used to call me Whitney because I was a tit cow. I'm still mad.

>>30020795
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>30020795
>middle school
>tit cow
anon, I'm really interested on why were you called a tit cow.

>>30020849
D cup by 7th grade

>>30020618
Fuck off furfag.

>>30020279
I'm going to impregnate you.

How fucked am I? Well according to all the shit on danbooru, I'm very very fucked.

>>30020894
C-can I see them?

>>30020899

shh, you'll summon more

>>30020894
this pleases my bulba.

>>30021030
Only if you get dubs

>>30021067
I'll try anon.

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>>30020379
Worse than that, you wanted to be a pokemon master yourself, but daddy's shoot-and-go approach to sex left you with ash for 10 years so now you're getting too old to even start. Ash was your only hope for living the dream vicariously through your offspring.

But hey, at least you have Ash's league money to take expensive vacations and send him to alolan boarding schools for.

>Bianca
I'm finally thicc

>>30021235
Your also really clumsy and gassy and just a bit of a ditzy girl.

Solid choice.

>>30019963
>Cynthia
wew I love myself now

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i'm a cute part of the unova elite four

sounds okay to me

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>>30021067

>>30021067
Rolling

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>>30021067
RELEASE THEM

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>>30021067

>>30021067
rolling

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>>30021067
thotties leave

>>30021067
we will never get dubs now

>>30021067
These are not dubs.

>>30021506
>>30021493
>>30021486
>>30021471
>>30021456
>>30021348
>>30021330
>>30021092
Hue hue hue. Also trips and no picture ever

>ITT retards rolling for some landwhale tits
no
twist; its a guy

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>>30021067
if dubs you leave, never to return

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>>30021531
rolling for trips to end the madness

>>30021067
Wa

>>30019963
Time to prey on some young boys as a sugar mama

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>>30021531
fuck off

>>30021067
Czech them

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So, here is one of my great tits.

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>>30021633

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>>30021633
oh shit

>>30020705
Yes

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>>30021657
>>30021665
What dubs?

>>30021067
pls no pic ever

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>>30021067
Time for you to hold up your end of the deal.

>>30021763
I don't see any dubs

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>>30021698

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fuck off you attention whore
there's a reason they called you cowtits, it's because you're fucking fat
nobody wants to see your lard blob looking tits

I hope nobody gets dubs

tips

Damn, was close

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>>30021067
stand back and watch the master do his job

>>30021067
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>30021067
dubs plz

You guys are really bad at getting dubs

>>30021949
>off by 5

Jesus, how pathetic

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>>30021670
I hope you like cuddles and raspberrys.

>>30021067
Check 'em

>>30021067
k

>>30022022
A winner is you

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>>30021067
You mean like these?

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>>30021067
get posting

>>30022222

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>>30022175
Nice 5

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You bet
>>30022102

>>30022228
Oh wow

They're nice

>>30021067
Do it

>>30022228
What size?

>>30022228
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>30022228
>attention-whoring on an anonymous Pokémon board

Fuck off, whore.

>>30022330
>>30022216
>>30021960
>>30021951
>>30021925
>>30021763
>>30021703
>>30021834

here >>30022228

>>30021067
ROLLING THUNDER!!!

>>30022228
How is your back? Serious question.

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one of the best gen 1 grills

>>30022423
it's fine
>>30022348
F

>>30020894
How big are they now?

>>30022628
F

>>30021067
>>30020894
>>30020795
I'M A GIRL ON THE INTERNET. BETTER MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS IT. WHO WANTS TO SEE MY TITS?

pathetic

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>>30022256
You can dress me up in anything cute I wanna be pampered though.

>>30022670
Neat.

>>30022728
>still can't get dubs
Smh desu senpai.

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>>30019963
>lusamine
im in a coma

>>30020279
Give mw your hat

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not sure how to feel about this

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>>30021067
>Not a single person has gotten dubs

>>30021067
dobs lel

>>30021067
stay back guys, ive got this

>>30021067
rollll

>>30022944
>>30021067
ayyy first ever dubs. now where my titties

>>30022981
Like, here, my good anon:
>>30022228

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>Eureka.
NOW TO FIND ANOTHER LOLI TO CUDDLE WITH.

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>>30022228
>ywn smell those sweat-drenched undertiddy odor

>>30022228
Whitney/10

>>30022842
see
>>30022022

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Immediately thought of Zinnia

I'm happy with this,

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>>30020705
Don't forget about me!

>>30022228
Pretty good, you're cool.

>>30022228
Nice Pokeballs

>>30022826
You should feel happy

>>30022228
What the fuck

>>30019963
>Dawn
>have the biggest choice of clothing of all characters
>have a lake legendary as my soulmate
>friends with a princess so i can wear her pretty clothes when i am visiting
>got a nice balanced team

Overall i would say not fucked at all basically the best life possible everything is A+.

>>30020312
If you were my Poke you'd be fucked. Literally.

>>30025391
forgot to add
>friends with cynthia meaning free travels around the regions and stays in super nice mansions(example:BW anime)

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>>30022228
>OP's claim was actually true
>magic is real

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I will never win a pokemon league =(

>>30022228
way to big... like thin body and then massive mountains just doesnt add up...

>>30025716
THin body+big tits is perfect

>>30022228
Are you still here

>>30025716
It does happen anon. Look at Gianna Michaels or Hitomi Tanaka

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>it's another "people actually think there are no attractive females on 4chan" episode

Do people really forget this so consistently, or do you pretend to forget just so you can be proven wrong?

This isn't some secret boys only club you faggots. If anything the anonymity attracts women who would otherwise be subject to that kind of attention from the start. At least here they can choose to get it.

>>30025951
Eat shit

>>30025863
Yeah, currently grinding to beat llima. Is there any way to do this without fighting wild mons? My popplio keeps getting smacked

>>30025951

*triggered*

>>30025863
meh for me it doesn't work together i am more someone that goes for perfect harmony nothing should look out of place so it would be thin body with small to medium size and chubby to fat with giant boobs to compliment the roundness.

>>30020400
>masturbate
>finally die
No downside

>>30026227
You're just a fag, anon. But don't worry, there's nothing wrong about that

>>30020400
would be atleast a nice way to die i mean pleasure and you orgasm just as you die.

>>30026336
how does being gay relate to having different taste? I mean i also prefer nice clothing instead of slutty clothing it has to perfectly match the body skin colour hair colour eye colour.

>Yellow

I am now a mary sue tomboy. Its all i ever wanted.

>>30021144
>so now you're getting too old to even star

If Ash is still ten, that means that Deliah is still in her late twenties, early 30's at the oldest.
The entire reason she abandoned her Trainer dreams is because her son was born.
Ash is out of the house on a never ending journey, so it's not like she needs to sit at home and take care of him.
Nothing is stopping her from hiring someone else to run Pallet House, renting out her home for a few years to some newlyweds trying to get on their feet, and going out adventuring and catching Pokemon.
If ten year old girls and old ass hags like Agatha can go out and do Trainer stuff, a fit, able bodied twenty-something year old MILF should have little trouble. That movie with Entei showed that she's got guts, standing up to and scolding a legendary dog-lion despite having no real means of defending herself should the thing retaliate with force for her impudence.
Or she could just go out and catch up with her Husband, and see the world together as some couples are wont to do.

>>30026443
Yeah, you probably like dicks too.

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>now have a promising career in selling my milk

>>30022228
Nice

>>30022365
>Fuck off, whore.

No no.
It doesn't work that way you stupid fuck.

The rule is TITS or GTFO. This is a universal across all boards.
She's delivered on tits. As this is a blue board, covered is the only thing we can truly demand.
Ergo, she doesn't have to GTFO.

>>30026603
do you have the outfit because i'll buy that milk right now

I want to be teased by Elesa.

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Psycic powers and a spoon wielding kangaroo thing

that's pretty good

>become Jasmine

Option A)
>Become a lesbian but want girls with more charge than Erika
>Decide to just stay "friends" with Sabrina because she's too busy traveling
>Move out of Johto the day Amphy dies to pursue romantic interests

Option B)
>Profess my love to Morty
>Keep a distance to make him want.
>Hot ghost trainer dick is my reward
>Stay the fuck away from Houndoom packs.

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>>30022228
Post butt if I get trips.

>>30020279
Im going to meme on you so hard

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>>30022228
SHE DELIVERED!

>>30022228
I'm actually depressed now. I will probably never get close to a pair of tits like that let alone have a girlfriend with those. This is who we share the board with?

>>30022228
>tfw you're flat-chested in comparison
why live

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This means I can fuck Ash, right?

>type null seems to actually be allowed to be shiny
why did they choose such a shit mon though

>>30029476
>tfw just realized I thought of Yellow in response to thread

welp, nothing's changed

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>>30029476
How do chestlets even survive the selective breeding process? It's like having terrible titty IV's

>>30029476
I'm sure some of us would like them, anon!
Post.

>>30029748
some people like small tiddies
like me

>>30029488
NEVER
_ EVER

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>>30022228
Post Butt if dubs.

>>30030248
Tits > ass
Look what board you're on.

>>30019963
Not enough to satisfy me.
Hikari.

>>30021067
>inb4 anon doesn't deliver

>>30030441
8/10 would battle

>>30029476
I don't really get the insecurity there, to be honest. Then again, I'm not a girl. But personally, I think big breasts like >>30022228 are a turn-off. I'd take flat-chested any day.

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>>30029488
>wanting to sleep with a disgusting memelord

>>30030488
>I don't really get the insecurity there
>Tries to grab leftovers by prying on insecurities
Not today, white knight

>>30030488
neck yourself

>>30030537
>>30030563
Excuse me? What's so wrong with liking something other people don't? I'm no whiteknight either. I loathe whiteknights. I just legitimately don't understand the insecurities regarding breast size. It's like people who care about penis size. It's just a thing. Who actually cares? I'm not prying on anyone, you fucking faggot(s) (assuming you're not just samefagging to be a faggot).

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>>30020074
i like whitney

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>>30024010
Let's have a sleep over and play truth or dare.

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>>30030648
I want to go back to what you said earlier about the insecurities. Imagine if every man was forced to wear pants so tight that the size of your bulge was constantly visible. Now, imagine that the bulge was located on your chest so that it would be one of the first things people notice when they see you (a lot of studies show that boobs are the first thing men notice when meeting a new woman). Wouldn't you feel a little insecure sporting a small/average bulge next to a guy with a 17 inch summer sausage? That's what it's like.

Also when you go against the norm and say you prefer small breasts to large ones, it makes it sound like you have a small breast fetish, i.e. into flatchested girls, i.e. into men, i.e. gay, i.e. destined to burn in hell for all eternity for your sin(s).

>>30030852
Personally, I wouldn't feel that way, but I've been fat all my life, so I've got used to not giving a shit about what people think.

Also, no one is forcing females to wear tight shirts. That's their own choice, and if they're that self-conscious, why would they do that? That's stupid. There's so much wrong with what you just said, but that's the summation of it.

As for the rest of your statement... How do you know what the norm is? Men are stereotyped as liking big breasts. That's not necessarily the norm. Also, I don't think you know what "i.e." means, because liking small breasts or flat-chested girls ≠ being into men or being gay, and not liking giant breasts doesn't suddenly make you have a small breast fetish. By that logic, men who like big breasts have a big breast fetish. That's utter nonsense.

>>30031152
>no one is forcing females to wear tight shirts
You're retarded. Every article of clothing outside of a heavy winter jacket will indicate a girl's breast size. You can even tell if a girl has a big or flat chest if she's wearing a hoodie.

>>30031199
I'm retarded? That's amusing coming from someone who is moving the goal posts already.

To an extent, that is true, but baggy clothing will hide breast size. And you originally implied that all girls are forced to wear tight clothing, which is absolutely not the case.

Either you're a butthurt cuck or you're a raging feminazi. Or both. First world problems, darling. Get over yourself. Just because mother told you to wear tight clothes and makeup all day, every day, doesn't mean you actually have to.

TL;DR grow the fuck up with your childish and goal post-moving arguments.

>>30031248
What are you going on about? I'm a guy. Only in a /vp/ pokegirl roleplaying thread at 3 am can I find this kind of white night autism. Toodles.

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>roxanne
>get to boss around cute lolis and shotas all day every day
sounds good to me

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yo guys i heard you need trips?

i kinda missed the derailment that me and tit cow anon caused.
also>>30022228
nice tits

>>30019963
>Saw pic
>Didn't really pay attention before looking at the spoiler
>Oops now I'm Marley

I'm totally okay with it either way.

Tfw no big titty pokeman gf

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>>30021067

>>30029748
>You can increase you titti IVs with bottle caps.

>>30020795
>>30023619
when did people start to associate big tits with whitney?

>>30032088
miltank
milk
titties

>>30032097
>big tits whitney is still non-canon
why live?.

>>30032195
they're pretty sizable in canon

>>30032230
C? D? DD?
how big is her breasts?

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>>30019963
I'm fine as fuck.

>>30021067
D-dis I get it?

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>>30029748
>be in DDD range in high school
>think this will the largest I'll be
>still can buy large bikini tops at stores
>have naturally saggy tits because genetics
>couldbeworse.jpg
>a few years pass
>currently a strong E possibly EE
>price spike in bras and any bikini top has to be custom made
>mfw
Can't say I'm surprised honestly. I was hoping I would be able to dodge a bullet and be able to enjoy some things average size boobs have. Thank fuck I'm not as big as my mom.

>>30033337
post pics
of your mom

>>30033505
Look up J cups and imagine them on a woman in her fifties.

>>30033573
>hitomi sized tits on a milf
post pics of you and your mom docking

>>30021067
fucking bitch show them. I HACK 4CHAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30021067
spam guys, We need to spam

>>30033337
nvm don't want to see them

>>30033337
You know breast reduction surgery exists, right? My friend had it because she's a shortstack and her tits were outgrowing her torso.

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>>30019963
My friend has a Zekrom. What could go wrong?

>>30030852
I'm the guy with the summer sausage, let me tell you something that you seem to not understand.
As a girl with average sized breasts, here's a list of not very nice things that will never happen to you
>Other girls making fun of you for your big chest
>People accusing you of stuffing your bra
>People calling you a pervert because your chest is always showing
>Awkard, oblivious stares. Including from old people and small children. Very often
>Occasionally from your relatives, too
>Not knowing if someone is interested to you because of you as a person or just because of your breasts
>Physical pain from tight bras
>Being recognized and remembered just as that one girl with big tits
>People being defensive about themselves when someone talks about your size
>Envy
And so on. What I'm trying to say is that you're lucky a lot, more than many other girls with even bigger tits that feel too shameful and insecure to post their body on the internet.