All I want to do is sweep with my Mega Alakazam, but this fucking

>>30003795
>use Clefable
>gg

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Stop being mean to my wife.

>Wanting to ban fast offensive Pokemon after the hell of stall teams in Gen 6

>>30003795
>not just switching out

You sound like a genwunner fag, Alakazam has run the meta for too fucking long and the moment it ceases to, you cry like a little bitch.

>>30003823
>wife

>>30003795
Why won't they let Alakazam be king?
Oh well, at least Gengar is a total shitmon now.

>>30003795
Good, it's the only thing that can stop that thing from sweeping everything. Also:
>wanting Stall: the meta to return
Smogon is nothing but a big joke now.

>>30003837
This

It dies on one hit from essentially anything. It has few true counters but a metric fuckton of checks.

>>30003795
>following smogon rules

aww poor wittle sheep can't think for itself baa baa baa

>>30003957
>Good, it's the only thing that can stop that thing from sweeping everything.
People overestimate how hard Mega Alakazam hits.
Trace isn't all that either, at least not on a frail pokemon.

>>30003979
mega..rayquaza

>>30003993
No no, it's not Mega Alakazam itself, its Mega Zam + Lele that's the killer combo. That's why I'm glad about Pheromosa, it's one of the few (legal) mons that can hard counter it without running priority (which is made redundant cause Psychic Terrain) or being sashed.

>send Aegislash
>pursuit
>dead roach
HOW DO I COUNTER A STOVE

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>>30003795
Does that Lusamine ever get to see/interact with this?
I mean, I thought that she would Poké-merge with the "Alola Jellycent" and come out as this, talking and all.
>This is my Pokésona, my Pokéself!
Something like that.

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>>30004564
Her hair must be so stressful.
I can imagine it developing knots and getting caught in branches, doors and other hook like structures.
Also the amount of shampoo she must be using and how long it would take to dry and brush that hair is beyond my understanding.
Lusamine truly suffers for her beauty.

Pheromosa has at least 4 usable sets

>life orb physical/special/mixed
>choice banded/specs
>quiver dance
>offensive pivot with taunt

And it's gonna get more sets when the next games come out, which will most likely at least include knock off, earth power, giga drain and the elemental punches.

It destroys half of OU with little effort and for the Pokemon that actually do counter/check it, most of them get absolutely destroyed by Tyranitar/Bisharp

>>30003795
Where are people getting the dreamworld art from?

>>30003795

JOHJ

Where did you get Dream World art?

>>30004980
Most popular moveset is probably gonna be hi jump kick/ice beam/u-turn.