>be me at sm release
>dont really talk to anyone
>see a guy buying a zed [league of legends] statue and make a "hur zed mains r dum" comment
>he's a diamond v support player. same rank as i am
>we have the same first name
>we're both a bit overweight but not extremely
>we both have greasy hair
>after we get our games he starts walking home because like me, he didnt get a ride or drive
>stay a pretty far distance because we're taking the same road
>he lives 2 blocks away from me
i just wanted to play video games not meet my doppleganger
How does it feel to meet yourself out in the wild? Give you any insight?
>>30002642
inb4 he lurks /vp/
>>30002664
its spooky senpai
>>30002670
i wouldnt be surprised. there were 0 children at this release and everyone else was neckbeard, most of the convos i heard were smogon or anime related.
>>30002699
ofc there's no children, fucking midnight pokemon release senpai
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>>30002642
This is awesome.
>>30002721
there were dozens of kids at the XY release and DP releases i went to
>>30002699
What kind of parent would take their spoiled brat to a midnight release. It's a school night too.
>>30002642
>a bit overweight but not extremely
lol. Just say your fat.
>>30002642
Can't u just shampoo to get rid of greasy hair?
>>30002798
This.
>>30002824
i shower daily, but it doesnt help too much. grease just happens when you get fat
This made me so scared for my midnight release, are neckbeards going to try and talk to me? I brought school books and headphones to appear as hostile as possible. Just want my game before the kiddies bum-rush the place tomorrow :(
>>30002756
XY came out on a saturday, not sure about DP.
>>30002642
>we're both a bit overweight but not extremely
People who say this are always fat fucks.
Hit the gym.
I hope tonight showed you what you don't want to be.
>>30002844
As a fatass myself (6'0" 220lbs) I can not imagine what kind of monstrosity you are to have permanently greasy hair.
Listen to >>30002882
Should've killed him OP. It's not good to let your doppelgänger run around, you know.