I just got back from GameStop midnight release in a large city

>>30002413
Storytime? Greentext if able?

>>30002413
What happened OP? What made it that incredibly bad? Should have gone with Amazon friend

>>30002413
Yeah, there were some fucking terribly dressed people who couldn't formulate a basic sentence where I was.

This is why I order everything online.

>>30002413
Considering you went to a midnight release for Pokemon, I can't think too much of you.
There are two Gamestops practically side-by-side doing midnight tourneys where I live, but I know I wouldn't fit in with the crowd. I shave regularly, for starters.

>>30002681
Do they really not shave much?

>>30002429
>>30002433
There is no one incident, it was the total experience. They were all smelly, poorly dressed manchildren with scarfs and gauges and blue-dyed hair (male). The average BMI of the room was higher than my IQ.

>>30002748
Same here. Anytime I ever start think I'm bad, I'll remember that at least I shave and shower and don't have to ask my Mom for permission to use my credit card like that one 22-year-old.

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>>30002748
Yes they are lol

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>>30002413
I think at least some of us are smart enough to keep our autism at home, OP.
Or at least I hope so.

Any females at all there?

>>30002877
there's only one fat unshaven guy in that picture.

>>30002877
Everyone in this photo looks normal minus the fat spic

>>30002708
Picture the average individual that's willing to wait until midnight to get a video game. Imagine that same individual also plans on participating in a tournament, most likely against some children.

Now tell me, does the person you're picturing shave much?

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Wait there's more lol

>>30002970
HOLY SHIT ONE OF THOSE GIRLS IS DECENT LOOKING

>>30002970
Lol they're all looking at you, you autistic faggot

>>30002970
How does this look appealing? Don't see why somebody would prefer to do this rather than order or buy on eShop

>>30002970
Why do you keep adding lol to the end of your posts?
>>30002987
This.

>>30002987
Yes but I'm going home with a game already and didn't have to wait like a bitch in line haha

>>30002890
Quite a few attractive men and women at my EB in Aus. But, most fans of Pokemon in my area are just average dudes and chicks.

>>30002970
well which one are ya?

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>>30002970
are you the one who took this pic

>>30003026
every single individual expression in this is a 10/10 reaction image

>>30002984
The one in yellow right?

>>30002970
>(225) 237 0532

>>30003026
>spilled drink

The faggot who took that pic is clearly a filthy animal

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>>30002413
I live in a Texas college town and the line is wrapped around the fucking shopping center building. Hundreds of people. I'm in Group 19.

>>30003000
he's aspie or underaged

>filthy phoneposter doesn't know how to post without flipping image
as expected

>hear autist earlier today ranting about popplio
>literally Goodra posting in real life

I thought it was a parody

>>30002984
the fuck are you lookin at? All I see is dudes and a few sea cows

>>30002877
>>30002970
>"lol"
>posts sideways pictures

Yes others are the retards, not you

>>30003223
He'll probably be jerking off to gay tigerfur porn when he gets home.

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>Bought the game digitally
>Preloaded and ready to play as soon as it released
>No smelly BO or lines

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>>30003245
>preordered online
>both versions arrived this morning
HikkiNEET master race.

>>30002413
I had to stand outside until midnight because of the foul stench surrounding the local EB Games. Should have just waited, since I finished the game nearly a week ago, but I was bored last night.

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>>30003026
>no pedro/10

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>>30003264
Why did you save my image for pointing out the cropping mistakes and are using it as a reaction?

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>>30003264
Oops, wrong Chicken-chan.

Fuck you guys I don't shave because I'm bald and one day these neck pubes will turn into a real beard!
No excuses for the sweatpants though, I've given up on life. At least I always shower and wear clean clothes?

I got this game but I'm in the middle of playing SMT IV Apocalypse, should I start playing or finish SMT?

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>>30003307
Please do not bully pls.

>>30003302
>thiccshit
>manlet genes
>bad eyesight

>>30003337
Chitose a shit

>>30002413
>goes to a release
>surprised to see complete autists
wew lad

>>30003388
midnight release*

>>30003330
Just gonna finish SMT not that excited about the new pokemon anyway

I went to Walmart to get mine. There was only two other guys that were together. They were on the nerdy side, but nothing too crazy. One looked like Verlisfy.

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>go to midnight release in pic related
>people there are the usual quirky crowd but no one too autistic
>get compliments on shirt, high fives, conversation starter, one guy yells "GENGAR BROS!"
>bro-tier GameStop employees give us all leftover swag from other releases, lego sets, posters, etc
>talk some competitive strategies and preferences with a group that'a formed
>dude I used to work with shows up, joins the conversation
>I brought 3DS so got like 10 new friends in friends list
>we all leave with our games, 5 of us now playing tab Steak N Shake, including 2 qts

I never understand why people act like midnight releases are total spergfests. Just talk to people, anons. Pokémon fans are actually pretty cool.

>>30003424
Everyone there was so ugly that they were not worth talking to. I live in Michigan, dude.

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Mummy delivered it to my bedroom door, with a plate of tendies and dip.

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>>30002877
>hat on backwards

I hate this thing so, so much.

>>30002748
>>30002877
Sorry for being this stupid, anon. It must be a really sad and hollow existence

No way that's you in the shirt if so timestamp

>>30003424
Damn I wish I still liked people, this sounds like an awesome time.

>>30003424
Let's be honest. I don't know if your face kills it, but you got a nice BOD, sir. You're rockin that merch better than most nerds. I'd talk to you just to flirt.

>>30003330
In which part are you? SMT IV A wasn't that lenghty

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>>30003580
>sir

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>>30003464

I live in St. Louis, anon. We don't have dime pieces just strolling about here, either.

Maybe it's because all my friends play 40K and MtG and shit but I really don't think someone being spergy is all that big of a deal. I used to be the same and I know how much it sucks to be ignored because you aren't desirable.

>>30003549

Can't timestamp because Steak N Shake but I took this on the way there.

>>30003551

Hanging with people like us is what makes it worth it, anon. Normies suck.

>>30003026
What where the hell are they eating?

>>30002413
Yeah man, I know that feel.
Stupid fucking autists can't hide their fucking powerlevels. I've been to MLP conventions with less autism then this release.

>>30003424
Hello, Reddit.

>>30003692
>I've been to MLP conventions with less autism 'then' this release.

Grammar aside...I have extreme doubts about the statement you just made.

>>30003668
>Praising the sun
Good boy

>>30003734
Sorry about the grammar, I'm to intelligent to bother with it at this hour.
I'm seriously not lying though, this was awful because this was 0 shame. At least MLP cons have that hanging over them.

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>>30003424
Fuck off chad

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>>30003759

Sup newfaggot, been here since '07. Not everyone around these parts hates everything.

I had to deal with this autismo blubber whale motherfucker coming up to my register all goddamn day/night asking me if I know anything about the Nintendo Switch and if I'd give him free shirts because he'd been there since 9 am.
>"You work at Gamestop so you have to know something that we don't know, don't lie to me."

I fucking hate Nintendo launches.

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>>30003733

This >>30003830 was meant for you. Not >>30003759. My bad.

Sunbros we out here

Forgot to preorder, did anyone manage to snag a copy without one?

Wondering if it's worth a shot.

>>30003851
You should have given him some bullshit info, like that there are rumors that the launch will be delayed until summer 2017 because the units have massive overheating issues.
I feel really bad for you though. That blows.

>>30003851
>don't lie to me

That's when you lie to them and share an "insider" secret with them in a hushed tone. Give him a fake projected release date and pricing that coincides the rumors.

>That's all I know because I just work the counter. They won't tell us anymore. Don't tell anyone I told you, man. I could legit get fired for this.

>>30003895
We got about 40 extra copies of both, plus Friday shipments will probably have more. So go in the morning, you should be fine.

>>30003330
>playing shit games
Don't play SM at all and leave this board

>>30003942
Oh, not bad then. It's only about five minutes away, so worth a shot since I'm a wagecuck and can't go first thing in the morning.

Thanks man.

>>30003733
shit that is reddit lul

>>30003873
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>>30002413
>I was surprised that a midnight release event for a pokemon (childrens) game was full of autists

How clueless are you? Why not wait and get it tomorrow?

>>30003302
Looks like shit senpai.
t. autistic sealfucker

>>30004357
It's not being suprised autists were there, about the level of autism displayed and the sheer amount.

>>30004391
It's a midnight release for a childrens game. Think about it and let it sink in.

Hmm I wonder what awaits me tomorrow when I hit Gamestop to pick up my copy.

>>30004779
>going to gamestop

I'm assuming you have it preordered, but why not just go to target or Walmart and buy a game? That's what I do and I'm just among average shoppers and not smelly gamers

>>30002748
I know you are joking, but you must be mega retarded. Even if those dorks were all really obese, average BMI is like what 35 tops. That makes you one dumb nigger.

>>30003582
Just got to 5/8 moon
>>30004040
You have horrible taste

>>30004779
Nothing. People can just pay for their game and go during a normal business day. They don't have to clump up and wait around like a midnight launch.