Hello! I am what I believe you people would call a ‘normie’

lol XD

So what level are you in Pokemon Go? Level 24 here

>>29998216
Pick the starter you like the most. You can catch grubbin and pikipek on route 2

>>29998254
Man, I spent all my time this summer on it! I'm a level 30! I thought "Hey, this is pretty fun! Let's play the other game!" XD It looks so cool! I'm gonna use a Z-Move every single battle!!! XDXDXD

>>29998216
I think I cringed a bit.

>>29998216
Is this the new Penguin of DOOM?

>>29998310
Level 30?! DAYUM. You really are a pokenerd! XD

Honestly, I'd say just pick whatever starter your natural instinct says. You'll do just fine, lol.

>>30000000 soon

>>29998375
Nah, this is trying too hard to even be that.

>>29998310
Wow same XD!! But I'm only level 21 3:
Which legendary do you like best? I like the bat because it's cool and badass :3

>>29998421
dont forget >>29999999

>>29998496
Keldeo because Keldeo is one of the most influential Pokemon in the ORAS metagame, being not only a complete powerhouse on its own, but also notorious for its ability to wear down a good majority of its checks through Scald burns, exerting an incredible amount of pressure in most games. Unlike most special attackers, Keldeo isn't walled by Chansey thanks to its signature STAB move in Secret Sword, which allows Keldeo to prey on its low Defense stat, giving it an inherent advantage versus stall. Additionally, good Speed and fantastic Special Attack, coupled with a fearsome STAB combination, ensure that it pulls its weight in just about every matchup. Keldeo also sports solid all-around bulk for an offensive Pokemon and great typing defensively, which allow it to check several threatening Pokemon such as Bisharp, Weavile, Tyranitar, Mega Scizor, and Heatran. All of these traits combined make Keldeo a very low-risk, high-reward Pokemon, capable of fulfilling a variety roles effectively on several types of teams. Due to a limited movepool, though, Keldeo will always be walled by something depending on what coverage it chooses. Some notable examples include Latios, Starmie, Amoonguss, Mega Venusaur, and Mega Latias, and for the latter two in particular, it doesn't matter what coverage Keldeo may have regardless. Furthermore, while Keldeo's Speed tier is good, it still leaves it outpaced by quite a few common Pokemon such as Latios, Starmie, Serperior, Tornadus-T, and Mega Lopunny.

>>29998216
[Spoiler]Okay, OP here, I was ironically being a normie. I though this was bait. What the actual fuck happened?[/Spoiler]

>>29998635
We're having some fun going along with it?

I highly doubt anyone on this thread is being serious.

xD

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>>29998216
>>29998310

Incineroar is best girl

I love the sensation of Trump's cum running down my throat. It is what I live for.

>>30000006
Sorry mods I just wanted digits