>Lilligant: As soon as it finds a male to be its partner,

Petilil is literally my mom's onion

>>29967530
>female stops trying and gets ugly after finding a nu-male beta cuck that takes care of her
pokemon is getting too realistic

>>29967600
or the male fucks the flower on her head as well

>>29967530

By "partner", it means mate, as in, a male to reproduce with. Which means another Pokemon in the Grass Egg Group, like Venusaur or Serperior.

>>29967600
I imagine that even without the flower petal, Lilligant would still look pretty and looks a heck lot better than other plant pokemons

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>>29967642
I know I'd try that. It looks so plush and meaty

>yfw pokepolice look for guys that only have deflowered Lilligants

>>29967739
That's profiling. My Stantler plows the absolute fuck out of Liligant every night

>>29967839
>implying you have a Stantler

They caught the guy with that Mega Lopunny. And you're next.

>>29967860
>Implying I don't

Fucking xenophobic ass Kalos police. Also, Mega Lopunny? The least attractive pokemon? Wow; the lengths people will go to for sex.

flowers do tend to senesce after pollination. and then her face swells full of ripening children.

awful. flowers are vile

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>>29968505
>her face swells full of ripening children.

>>29967642
don't be stupid, of course that's where you fuck it

the flower is the genitals on flowering plants, no exceptions.

Just grab her by the head and ram it in there, while not thinking about what this means for Venusaur and Vileplume. Don't think about it. I mean it.

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>>29969261
I can only get so erect man stop

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>>29969261
That is very explicit, anon

>>29967600
>>29967642
>>29969261
>they don't know it's an allegory for defloweration, the act of taking a girls virginity

>>29970260
Look I'm putting my dick in it and you can't stop me

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>Hey anon, your Lilligant is as cute as ever! But her flower seems to have withered away.
>Yeah, she found a partner to be together with, that's why. Not hard when I have plenty of Pokémon she can get "along with".
>But anon, you don't have a male Pokémon in the same egg group as Lilligant. What's going on?

Hah.. get it? Because she is a flower and is being deflowered? Get it?

Hah...

>>29971655

Just come up with a sappy story about some unknown Pokemon raping her, and that you didn't want to make her feel any worse by letting anyone else know. Normalfags will eat it up.

>>29971655
>He hasn't caught em all
MODS

>>29971655
I would say that I release that male pokemon into the wild.

>>29972132
>catching them all means you have to have every single Pokemon in your party
fucking hacker scum

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>>29972129
>A Roselia?

>I'LL RAPE IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOOWWWW!

>>29972175
You'd instantly out yourself as a pervert. Or they'd think you're gay. It doesn't look good for you either way.

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>>29968624
>She vomits seeds all over the place after a month

>>29972903
I've been looking for this for a while. Thanks.

>>29967530
>Toxic Lilli

That's literally a Hex Maniac.

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>>29970224