>Shit design >Shit stats >Shit gender ratio >Shit

>>29942623
To anger you

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>>29942623
I wanna fug her

Making you mad.

>>29942623
Every generation needs a loser starter so that kids with good taste can righteously bully kids with shit taste. Good taste kids will always pick the good starters (Charizard, Blaziken, Greninja, Decidueye for example) while shit taste kids will always pick the loser starters (Blastoise, Swampert, Chesnaught, Primarina for example). That way the good taste kids know who to bully and pick on. And if you ask me, GF know what they're doing. That way shit taste kids will be pressured to acquire good taste, or they will forever be disgusting outcasts.

>>29942623
To piss fags like (You) off

>>29942676
(You)
>also implying deciduye will be good with those shit stats (lol at the spd)

I thought the fire cat was the worst of the generation?

>>29942623
To trigger retards like yourself

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>>29942664
Everyone does, even if they wont admit it.

>>29942677
>>29942699
The fuck is with this shitty (You) sarcasm garbage? Kill yourselves.

>>29942769
newfag

>>29942623
>Shit filename
>Shitposter
>Shit life
>Shit overall

Why does OP exist?

>>29942676
Normie
>>29942623
The more you hate it, the more I enjoy it.

>>29942676
>implying anyone on 4chan isn't a loser who was bullied in school and/or is a social outcast

>>29942769
That meme started on R e d d i t lmao. Have you been living under a rock?

>>29942623
i like its design but its gender ratio irritates me.

>>29942786
because balliocucks are mistakes just like (You)

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>Decidueyefags are so butthurt about about the other thread that they've to make more bait threads.
Oh boy, this is gonna be fun. I just came here for owlfag tears.

>>29942829
This post just proves that Primarinafags are cancer.

>>29942808
Perfect for Wallace

>>29942808
>i like its design

Do you enjoy eating shit too?

>>29942846
Stay mad owlfucker

>>29942623
because gender ratio is fucked.

>>29942846
You guys started it, enjoy the backlash.

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>>29942846
This thread proves the existence of the Higgs Boson.

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>>29942825
Primarina a best

>>29942946
best tranny.

>>29942953
Hi tumblr

>>29942664
>her

>>29942623
>shit stats
Sylveon says hi!

>>29942978
We

>>29943238
The

>>29943238
If you're gonna do a Steven Universe thing I'm stopping it right here

>>29943451
People

>>29943456
too late, primarina looks like a undertale character.

>>29942829
Came in here to say this. Why are owlfags so much worse than catfags and sealfags?

>>29943542
But they're not?

>>29943497
Of

>>29943555
But they are?

>>29943584
Owlbros are chill and friendly, the only aggression comes from catfags and sealfags, whether it's against each other or it's against owlbros who're then forced into the defensive.

>>29943584
But they double super secret are not, no backsies?

>>29942846
Nah, as a catfag, I can say you deserve all the shit you're getting. Stay mad, cuck.

>>29942623
I seriously don't see a problem with it and aside from the hair nothing remotely looks like a human

It just looks like a fusion of a sea lion and a mermaid to me and with that in mind I think they did a good job on combining the two

>>29943606
Lol no, owlfags are literally the saltiest faggots.

>>29943606
>this is how owlfags see things
>it was probably an owlfag that made this thread

>>29943606
>shits on the other two starters since day one
>b-but we're the ones being bullied!!

Kek, stay mad owlfags. The fact that Decidueye will be the least competitively viable starter and not even the next shillmon is already making my dick diamonds. Keep crying, bucko :^)

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>>29943606
or not.

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Water Starter Is Best Starter.

>>29942623

>Shit stats

80/74/74/126/116/60. Definitely not shit.

>>29944039
Have you checked these stats? It's a slow, frail attacker. Shit by default.

>>29944084
t. Decidueye.
Come back when slow, mixed and frail stops being the worst spread in existence. :^)

Boxfag since gen 5 here, when will you all realize that until they get a godly Mega or they're blessed with a Greninja-tier HA, all starters are trash?
Greninja was a flash in the pan, it'll be a long time before a starter as good as it will show itself without needing a Mega.

>>29944084

Slow, sure. But frail? 80/74/116 is pretty good.

>>29943809
Best tranny starter.

>>29942664
Why her? There are better waifumons

>>29944039
>>29944200

has its movepool been leaked yet?
I really want to know

>>29944710
Yes. Smogon has a discussion thread for each new evolutionary family (including Alolan forms). The first post of these threads will have each Pokémon's movepool and stats.

>>29942723
Fire cat intimidates the opponent for a -1 atk debuff, then gets outsped and OHKO'd

The other two just get outsped and OHKO'd, so cat is the best smelling piece of shit :^)

>>29943564
The

>>29942623
Its a cool design. Mermaids are sick as fuck and I'm just glad a Pokémon has made you this angry. It's very entertaining

>>29942676
Sounds like someone is bitter over getting beat by Blastoise too many times as a kid...

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I like it

I wanna be the seal-maid trap

>>29942676
>Decidueye

>>29942623
Better than the other starters.

I just ditched my Dartrix right before it would evolve because I got sick of it.
Made Mimikyu the ghost on my team instead.

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>Great design
>Great Sp atk
>Best gender ratio
>Amazing evo line overall

why is OP a faggot?

>>29942676
>Swampert
>Bad
Please reconsider what you've stated you fucking shit eating kike and reconsider suicide you fag

>>29942676

>that one normie kid who picked charizard and got butthurt by stealth rocks and smogon swampert.

>>29946519

>Best gender ratio

Is it changed for the water starter? I was gonna pick it before the last evo was even revealed but seeing it now, I can't justify it knowing I'm gonna get a male looking like that.

>>29946640
Nope. 87.5% male like every starter. Sheer shitty obstinacy on Gamefreak's part. Tsareena is 100% female but only 1 in 8 Primarina are female. That's the way the cookie crumbles I guess, I feel its poor design and planning if they care that fucking much about making the starters 'rare' by giving them a gimped gender ratio then clearly very clearly designing a distinctly feminine starter.

>>29942676
>swampert
>implying gen 3 starters are not perfect
I dony even like sceptile to much but all three hoenn starters are great

>>29946866
and Swampert is pretty much a 'it just gets bigger' mon and honestly there is absolutely wrong with that.

Better than Gamefreak's fucking cosplay animal obsession of late.

>>29942676
Amazing. You have managed to piss off several different camps at once

>>29946923
All for the sake of validating his choice too, which is really telling who's the "loser" here.

>>29942623
The only thing shitty here is (you)r opinion

>Fat plant frog
>not a dragon
>litterally turtle with cannons

>literally a dinosaur with a flower necklass
>literally a rodent with or without fire on the back of its neck
>literally an edgy gator

>ugly plant lizard
>ugly rooster thing
>ugly mudskipper thing

>stubby legged tortoise
>anorexic monkey
>stiff penguin

>snake with baby arms
>fatass
>how do limbs work

>pale warrior thing
>big-headed tall fox
>blocky frog

>short edgy hooded owl
>edgy black and red big fingers
>girly and skinny


All the starters suck haha why do peopl use them XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd

>Water Fairy
>Specially defensive Water type
>Great special attack

It literally cannot fail

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>>29947113
This. OP is a faggot, this is now a Primarina appreciation thread.

POST SEAL WIFE
DISCUSS SEAL WIFE

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>>29947164
I want to protect that voice

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>>29947164
I should update my folder so why not.

>>29942676
Where does that leave stuff like Sceptile or Venusaur

also
>implying all the SM starters aren't the new gold standard for autistic loser starters

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>>29947187
The pokedex entry specifically states that Trainers must take good care of their Primarina's throats. It's very important.

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>There are people who don't want to pick the trap.

Nigga what the FUCK universe did I slip into where everyone hated traps all of a sudden?

>>29947304
>implying most of us won't soft reset.

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>>29947230
>You will never spend hundreds of dollars a year on Ricola to keep your Primarina's throat from getting sore

Why live?

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>>29947304
>>29947363
Took me like 30 mins for a female, but WORTH IT

>>29947387
>not just dumping semen on the back of her throat daily

Wow please learn to be a good trainer ANY time.

>>29947387
Why spend hundreds of dollars? There's a warm, sticky, sweet-smelling substance that you can use that would ensure your Primarina's wellbeing.
You have to fight some bees for the honey though.

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>>29942623

>like pokemon with huge butts and thighs
>realize that Primarina can't have these
; ;

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>>29947440
>>29947438
>Taking advantage of your dear friend like that

>>29947487
Nigga just look at that stomach to... whatever that blue part is called... ratio

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>>29947527
>taking advantage
>implying my seal wife isn't practically begging for her next shot after every battle

The feeling can get pretty addicting, and it helps the throat. Like seriously anon, good trainer ANY time.

>>29942871

Poor b8. Have a pity (You).

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>>29947527
>Implying Primarina wouldn't like that
>Implying Primarina wouldn't WANT that
It's all in the consent anon.

>>29947528
hmm..perhaps you have a point

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>>29946157
I imagine this is the case

>be a kid
>bought Red and thought Charizard was the coolest fucking thing ever
>watch the anime and think Charizard is the strongest pokemon as a result
>one day, some other kid said they picked Squirtle instead
>how fucking dare they!
>challenge them to a battle cause you can't possibly lose to some pleb who chose a Squirtle
>throw out Charizard against Blastoise and expect to win since Ash's Charizard always beats Blastoise
>Charizard gets it's shit slapped
>gets incredibly analpained and spends the rest of his days shitposting on any 'non-cool' starter that reminds him of Blastoise
>his face when
And now it comes back around once more to Primarina and to a lesser extent Incineroar.

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>>29942676

Wew, I hope this is b8. If not, you're the real loser for only liking popular things so you can look cool. How shallow can you be?

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>(You) on the left

What would you do in this situation?

>>29942676
I agree, but Shitile was definitely the loser choice. You were a cool kid if u "Liekd Mudkipz".

>>29944948
United

>>29947754
Wrap my arm around one of Primarina's flipper, then go back to sleep.

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>>29947754
Embrace and kiss her
;_;

Trolling aside, Primarina is the ugliest starter evo ever.

>>29948101

Good joke.

>>29942623

To mock you, and seeing how much of a fag you are, it succeeded

>>29947788
Nobody thinks a meme-spouting retard is cool unless you spend all your time on the internet

>>29942769 (You)

>>29948138
Internet memes are cool to people who don't go on the internet often. Only a regular internet user would develop the self hatred necessary to ironically hate on memes.

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>>29948101
I don't agree. It's got a couple ugly elements but it doesn't ruin the whole thing and what they were aiming for was still good.

>>29947440
Or you could catch a Ribombee. (or any other Pokemon with Honey Gather.)

>>29947754
Be incredibly confused about how it got out of its Pokeball.

>>29947833
>She starts groping your peepee

>>29946813
The fact you care that much about a random Pokémon's gender.

>>29942676
new pasta

>imposing human gender differences on a FUCKING FICTIONAL SEAL

What's feminine looking to us might be manly as hell in Primarina culture.

>>29947754
Destroy it's Pokeball and tell it to fuck off.
Then i'd catch a Toxapex and use that as my water type. Don't need a disgusting tranny paper seal.

>>29942623

Always thought they just threw in one feminine looking starter so that the little girls had something pretty to use if the other two didn't appeal to them.

>>29949270

Just go with it

>>29949588

Edgy.

I wish it had tits...

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>>29942676

>>29942664
How do you fug the seal?
That would be an interesting topological exercise.

To please the "BAWWW EVERYTHING IS TOO MANLY I WANT SOMETHING PWETTY" fags.

Now that they've got their pretty evolution, they're acting like king supreme of all faggotry and how "THESE ARE THE BEST EVOS OF ALL TIME".

>>29947754
>"Go Muk! Use Sludge Bomb!"

>>29947304
No one likes faggots
So fuck off

Holy shit my thread is still alive

>>29947613
Kek. This is the same dude that shits up every Primarina-related thread stating that Decidueye is obviously OU and Primarina will be shit tier.

>>29942808
Then you must be triggered by Mawile and Gardevoir.

>>29943730
>And not even the next shillmon

Nigga, I couldn't give less of a shit about whether Rowlet is or isn't a shilled mon, I just like him because I like him, not because of stats or whatever the heck.

But hey, keep pretending all owl fags care about him from that point of perspective only (I won't deny that some may have liked him due to that, but I ain't in that group at least). People just have different opinions. I couldn't give less of a shit either about the other two starters, I don't fancy them either and I'll be blunt about it, but I ain't making hate threads about them either, I'm just settling with owl over here.

Most of the times, I just see Prima fans (or Incineroar fans to a degree) calling owl fags out on their supposed shit and I'm just here going "Nigga, I definitely ain't the one making hate threads about it" and it gets to a point where it just feels like victim complex. I thought we were better than all this and to just bloody forget about past stuff. Prima/Incineroar fans were calling Decidueye slow only for their starters to be slow as well, but I didn't point that out to them, I never even bothered with the whole "lol slow" thing they kept throwing to the owl, it seems nitpicky as fuck and barely anything to complain or whine about.

I can't even tell who's shitposting who, I just want to enjoy my owl, dag nabbit. Why are people so fond of coupling everyone into one single group as well while we're at it?

And these threads are shitty as fuck, why can't the mods just entirely trash "X Hate/This pokemon is shit" threads all together, they're bloody pointless and only brings wars about.

fuggin titts

>>29942676
How does it feel to have a boring personality and shit taste?

>>29942769
Fucking newfag.

>>29942623
To make us suffer.

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>People actually replied to this thread
You people never change.

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>>29942676