>Weavile: They dwell in cold places. This Pokémon’s main

>>29939184
On a slightly related note, how long do I have to wait to find Sneasel? I want to ditch my starter for Weavile.

>>29939184
Friendly reminder that the sneasel line can be breed with both of those lines.

>>29939184
Considering Wailmer doesn't weigh anywhere near a ton, I'm skeptical.

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>Lumineon: This deep-sea Pokémon lives at the bottom of the sea. Its fins haul it over the seabed in search of its favorite food—Starmie.

>>29939238
Does that mean Sneasel can rape and eat Vulpix/Sandshrew at the same time?

>>29939212
It's on the third island.

On a related note, when's the earliest you can pick up a Razor Claw? Please tell me it's not only available at the Battle Tree like in Gen 6.

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Uhhh, nice
Please post some more or at least tell me where i can find all those sadistic dex entries

>>29939212
Lol rip

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>Mareanie: It plunges the poison spike on its head into its prey. When the prey has weakened, Mareanie deals the finishing blow with its 10 tentacles.
>Toxapex: Toxapex crawls along the ocean floor on its 12 legs. It leaves a trail of Corsola bits scattered in its wake.
>Mareanie: It’s found crawling on beaches and seafloors. The coral that grows on Corsola’s head is as good as a five-star banquet to this Pokémon.
>Toxapex: Those attacked by Toxapex’s poison will suffer intense pain for three days and three nights. Post-recovery, there will be some aftereffects.
Predator system is great. Does anyone know if the other mons mentioned have similar interactions if they call the other for help. I know sableye and carbink was a thing.

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>Cubone: When it thinks of its deceased mother, it weeps loudly. Mandibuzz that hear its cries will attack it from the air.

>Alolan Marowak adapted to combat predators
>Became Fire/Ghost
>Mandibuzz is Dark
What a dumb species

>>29939335
>Sadistic
It's just nature bud.

>>29939184
Do we have a predator for wailord?

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>After recent environmental improvements, this Pokémon is now hardly seen at all. People speculate that it may go extinct at some point.

>>29939439
The anchor apparently fucks with them.
>Dhelmise: Swinging its massive anchor, it can KO Wailord in a single blow. What appears to be green seaweed is actually its body.

>>29939439
I could imagine Sharpedo just ramming in and popping the sucker

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>Mimikyu: Its actual appearance is unknown. A scholar who saw what was under its rag was overwhelmed by terror and died from the shock.

>>29939406
What did sableye and carbink do?

>>29939276
how the fuck does this shitmon eat a starmie

no wonder pokemon like to have trainers, the trainer can teach it how to thunderbolt so it doesn't have to worry about getting eaten by a shitmon.

Has anyone tested out if any of the interactions occur when the pokemon occur in the same area and call for help. Mareanie and Sableye are always used as examples, but I want to know more.
>>29939335
>Sableye: It’s a fiend for gemstones, so it stalks Carbink. Unfortunately, Gabite almost always grabs them first.
It'll actually attack carbink if it shows up when the carbink calls for help in game.

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>Trubbish: Unsanitary places are what they like best. They can be spotted in Alola, often with Grimer in hot pursuit.

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Can we think of more interactions between Pokemon species?

What bird is Talonflame based on that it eats other birds?

>>29939550
>Grimer in hot pursuit.
Grimer eat Trubbish? Would've expected them to get along, but I suppose Alolan Grimer/Muk are used to consuming large amounts of residential/commercial waste, which Trubbish is more than likely composed of.
Normal Grimer are more interested in sewage and industrial waste, according to older dex entries.

>Marowak: This Pokémon is out for vengeance on its natural enemy, Mandibuzz. It throws bones like boomerangs to try to take it down.

Idiot

>>29939654
An NPC does mention that Alolans only eat rubbish for lack of sewage in the region. Maybe regular Grimer would be bros with them.

>>29939406
>It leaves a trail of Corsola bits scattered in its wake.

fucking brutal

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>Gengar(Mega): Gengar’s relationships are warped. It has no interest in opponents unless it perceives them as prey.
>Kangaskhan(Mega): Thanks to Mega Evolution, its child grows. But as the child is good only at fighting and nothing else, its mother feels uneasy about its future.
>Pinsir(Mega): The influence of Mega Evolution leaves it in a state of constant excitement. It pierces enemies with its two large horns before shredding them.
>Gyarados(Mega): Mega Evolution also affects its brain, leaving no other function except its destructive instinct to burn everything to cinders.
>Aerodactyl(Mega): When it Mega Evolves, it becomes more vicious than ever before. Some say that’s because its excess of power is causing it pain.
>Sharpedo(Mega): As a consequence of Mega Evolution, its combative instincts exploded. The yellow marks it bears are scars from a long history of battles.
>Salamence(Mega): Mega Evolution fuels its brutality, and it may even turn on the Trainer who raised it. It’s been dubbed “the blood-soaked crescent.”
>Metagross(Mega): Mega Evolution stimulated its brain. It emerged as a ruthless Pokémon that will clutch at any means of ensuring its victories.
>Lucario(Mega): It readies itself to face its enemies by focusing its mental energies. Its fighting style can be summed up in a single word: heartless.

The French are confirmed to be monsters and liars

>Exeggcute: Six of them together form a full-fledged Pokémon. It’s often hunted by Crabrawler, but uses psychokinesis to drive it off.

>>29939652
Peregrine Falcon

>>29939804
>Exeggcute is Grass/Psychic and hunted by a Fighting-type
>Upon evolving, it no longer needs the Psychic energy and the sleeping dragon within awakens
>The puny crab got fucking lost in the mountains and became Ice-type with dual strength against Exeggutall
>The tree moves faster and body slams it like nobody's business
This is Animal Planet's "MOST XTREME"

>Luvdisc: If a Luvdisc is left on its own, it becomes despondent, leaving itself open to attack. That is when Pelipper snatch them up.

>Sylveon: Its ribbonlike feelers give off an aura that weakens hostility in its prey, causing them to let down their guard. Then it attacks.
What do Sylveon's eat?

>>29939722
Who's ready for Gen VIII going on about how Z Moves heartlessly overwork pokemons' bodies or some shit?

>>29939184
>Talonflame eating other birds
>He's a dick even among its fucking kind

The gale wings nerf was deserved

>>29939652
most birds eat other birds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ESV4WkLf9A

>>29940043
Does it digest the heart scale?

>>29940103
That's not even the best woodpecker eating babies video
https://youtu.be/W4oEM0W6mhM

>>29939184
I think you are retarded. Pokemon don't really eat other Pokemon.

>>29939540
Aparently, they just nibble on their legs. Since they easily regenerate as long as the core is unharmed, staryu and starmie don't even bother to fend them off.

>>29940103
>>29940131
wtf I hate Pikipek now

>>29940142
It's from the Pokedex entries in SM

I feel like Trapinch should be the one preying on sandile. considering they're the same size and trapinch has the advantage of surprise

>Shiinotic: It emits flickering spores that cause drowsiness. When its prey succumb to sleep, this Pokémon feeds on them by sucking in their energy.

oh fug

>>29939696
Mareanie and Toxapex, are both classified as the Brutal Star Pokemon

>>29939722
T h e p o w e r f r i e n d s h i p

>>29940154
How do you feel about Miltank?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPa-NetXeUk

>>29940217
more like the power of genocide

>>29940225
Delicious

>>29940191
Don't sandile move around the desert by just digging through the sand? That would make trapinch's hunting method rather ineffective.

>>29940217
>>29940229
Didn't the anime have an episode with Mega Lucario going berserk and brutalizing Pikachu?

>>29940175
Not just in SM though, even earlier gens have the dex mentions some prey-predator interaction.
A bit less than SM, but it's there.

>>29940091
Human penis. To be more specific they suck the semen out

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>>29940225
Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about!

>>29940237
they say they're close to the surface though, with their nose poking out (like a real crocodile)

>>29939987
EARTH.
IS A PLANET OF EXTREMES

>Finneon: Its double tail fins propel its energetic jumps. When it breaks the surface of the sea, Wingull swoop down to grab it on the fly.

>>29940249
It was actually a whole arc; Korrina was trigger happy for Mega Evolution when she wasn't ready and Mega Lucario went batshit insane. So then they went on a quest to have Korrina master Mega Evolution. The whole point was that you need to form a proper bond not to cause Mega Evolution, but to control it.

>Sharpedo: It has a sad history. In the past, its dorsal fin was a treasured foodstuff, so this Pokémon became a victim of overfishing.
Maybe this is why aqua went full retard.

>>29939987
>>29940293
i loved that show for the 3d green man

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Since the new Pokedex is Rotom powered, what Pokemon eats Rotoms or at least scares them?

Anyone have the Pastebins?

>>29939306
Probably.

Also if Pokemon reflect real world animals I guess Dewott/Samurrot murder-rape Spheal and Seel

>>29940191
Trapinch mostly hunts by biting whatever falls into its sand pit. A crocodile which can swim through sand is only going to see trapinch as a stationary, easy meal.

>Lapras: These Pokémon were once near extinction due to poaching. Following protective regulations, there is now an overabundance of them.

Lapras hunting when?

>>29940325
Rotom is a strong independent ghost who doesn't afraid of anything.

>>29939722
Are these real?
If so it makes me think that pokémon more than liking fighting sportmanship they're just really violent and pokémon battles are really just mexican cockfighting.


Lillie was right all along.

>>29940330
http://pastebin.com/FfXdLLTZ
http://pastebin.com/nJnhdbmg

>>29940325
>Magneton emits a powerful magnetic force that is fatal to mechanical devices. As a result, large cities sound sirens to warn citizens of large-scale outbreaks of this Pokémon.

>>29939184
Mandibuzz and Spinarak at least aren't retarded, but that's it

>>29939184
Fuck you Talonflame, I won't let you eat any of my precious Pikipeks!
Also, which has the better Dex entry's this gen, S or M?

>>29940351
No es Fake

>Bounsweet: A delectable aroma pours from its body. They are often swallowed whole by Toucannon lured by that wafting deliciousness.

Tsareena a shit

>>29939406
I love this monstrous beast.

>>29939459
>A fucking anchor possessed by seaweed is the apex predator of the sea

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>Haunter: It fears the light and revels in the dark. It may be on the verge of extinction in cities that stay brightly lit at night.

>>29940325
>Rotom - the Best Pokemon
>Rotom is the strongest Pokemon ever. It created the universe and gave birth to all other Pokemon but gave those titles away out of pity. It is rumored that Rotom has a six-pack and purposefully limits its power to house appliances to not destroy its enemies outright. Rotom has no predators, only prey.

>>29940313
>Archie's ace mon is Sharpedo
>He even has a megastone for it
Suddenly, Archie's goal seem more personal. He really loved those pedosharks.

>>29939550
How early can I get Trubbish?

>Golduck: It is said that the red part of its forehead grants supernatural powers to those who possess one, so it was over-hunted in the past.

>>29940191
Eh, it makes sense. Desert lizards often prey on Antlions since they're stationary and pretty easy to spot.

>>29940293
EXTREME PLACES

AND EXTREME ANIMALS

>>29940091
Hydreigon.

>>29940213
That smile is a smile of evil.

>>29939505

Surely you can put two and two together.

Yummy Carbinks

>>29939406

Stuffles will fight eachother if you get two in a battle.

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>>29940423
Is that a reference to Toucan Sam?

>>29940761
Follow your nose Anon
Follow your nose

>>29940463
Shut the fuck up, Rotomdex.

>>29940725
Neato, I guess they don't like each other very much. That or they just can't aim when they start flailing.
>Stufful: A touch from anyone except a known friend sends it into a surging frenzy. It’s an incredibly dangerous Pokémon.

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>>29940091
Human dick

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>>29940423
Tsareena is to make up for what it went through as a Bounsweet

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"Its shell is filled with its soft innards. It doesn’t move much because of the risk it might carelessly spill its innards out."

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>>29939184
>eating bestpix
wtf I hate weavile now

Pokemon is supposed to be sweet and nice, not fucking filled with "Damn Nature!" I see enough of this bullshit at work.

>>29940450
I mean, it's a pretty big anchor.

>>29940939
Pokemon has had this kind of stuff for generations.
IIRC Pidgeot ate Magikarp

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>Kadabra: A theory exists that this Pokémon was a young boy who couldn’t control his psychic powers and ended up transformed into this Pokémon.
Oh no.

>>29940924
>Alolan Ninetales got a Fairy type to counter Weavile

>In the Alola region, Dugtrio is revered as an incarnation of the god of the land, and it’s treated with great importance. This is why the people of Alola fall to their knees and bow deeply whenever they come across an Alolan Dugtrio that has poked its faces out of its burrow.
>There is a superstitious belief that many Alolan Dugtrio come out of their holes on a day when a volcano will erupt. Older residents of Alola will flee immediately at the sight. It’s thought that Alolan Dugtrio, which live beneath the ground’s surface, detect movements in the ground that indicate an impending eruption and are so alarmed that they come aboveground.

Alolans are retarded

>>29939722
>The one about Mega Glalie's jaw breaking

>>29940264
>>29940844
Why would it need to attack a penis?

>>29940591
but wait there's more

>Shiinotic: Forests where Shiinotic live are treacherous to enter at night. People confused by its strange lights can never find their way home again.

So much for fairies being cutesy harmless girly things.

>>29941181
>Glalie(Mega): It envelops prey in its mouth, freezing them instantly. But its jaw is dislocated, so it’s unable to eat them.
>Glalie(Mega): The excess energy from Mega Evolution spilled over from its mouth, breaking its jaw. It spews endless blizzards.

Hurts more considering it's one of the weaker Mega forms so it's not even worth it

>>29941100
We've always had it, just not so much of it.
The Alolan Pokedex makes more mentions of predator/prey relationships, death and dying, and humans being hunted, killed, or injured by Pokemon than the rest of the games combined. It also brings new information on how Megas destroy a Pokemon mentally or physically.
And Alola doesn't even contain half the Pokemon in the franchise. If we do wind up with a proper NatDex, imagine all the new entries on older Pokemon.

>>29940463
Please tell me this is the truth

>>29941195
Fairies from classic European folklore are the worst.
They'd ruin one's life for shits and giggles

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>>29939184
>Pokemon have near-human intelligence and are basically magical children shaped like animals
>They like to dance and be dressed-up and play games and eat pokepuffs
>But they also literally eat each other alive

I always thought this was weird. Everywhere else but the Pokedex, even apparently carnivorous Pokemon are always shown to eat berries or jelly donuts or whatever, and the very few times a Pokemon is shown 'dying' it magically disappears into spirit energy or something.

Do Pelipper, Beautifly and Gible actually fucking brutalize other Pokemon?

>>29941195
>Parasect: The large mushroom on its back controls it. It often fights over territory with Shiinotic.
On one hand, we're supporting parasitic mushrooms taking over paras. On the other, the mushrooms can be used as herbal medicine. Back to the other hand, fuck shiinotic. I don't want to live anywhere near that territory.

>>29941213
I originally liked how it looked kinda like a Cacodemon. Now I feel bad about it.

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What's this little fucker's disturbing secret?

>>29941125
That doesn't even make sense. Whatever dumbass "Professor" came up with that shitty theory should be fired

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>>29941213
>Exploding your mega

>>29941260
nobody knows because THERE'S NO FUCKING NATIONAL DEX WHAT THE FUCK GF?

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>Haunter: It strikes at humans from total darkness. Those licked by its cold tongue grow weaker with each passing day until they die.

>>29941249
>>29941285
The only Mega that hasn't been revealed to be terribly mutilated mentally or physically is Absol.
It just gets wings that don't even work

>>29941186
For stimulation, makes extracting easier

>>29941237
In the wild they do
>>29941260
It makes deals with little girls, granting them power that drives them mad so it can harvest their energy

>>29941300
eh don't worry, we're making haunter go extinct >>29940461

>>29941325
Only in cities

>>29941312
And Sableye, the dex just says it's slow because moving a huge ass gem is hard.

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>>29941300
...?

>>29941348
Haunter didn't lick to kill

>>29941338
what are you a country bumpkin or something?

>>29941125
That dex entry has been around for a really long time

>>29941312
Sableye is just holding a big gem and slow. Kanghaskan is just worried her baby is fighting to much and not bettering itself in other ways.
>>29941300
Be glad they're endangered now.
>>29940461

>>29941300
Get a flashlight and some batteries.
Or a pokémon with flash.

I find it funny that the fucking UBs sound less threatening than the common Pokemon in the Dex.

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>>29939722
>Kangaskhan(Mega): Mega Kangaskhan’s strength derives from the mother’s happiness about her child’s growth. Watching it grow up keeps her spirits high.

>Raichu: It unleashes electric shocks that can reach 100,000 volts. When agitated, it can knock out even an Indian elephant.

>>29941260
It cannot control its own healing powers so it keeps healing other Pokemon until its body gives out

>>29941399
It's supposed to be implied that real animals are extinct because of Pokemon, right?

>>29941396
>Kangaskhan(Alolan): Thanks to Mega Evolution, its child grows. But as the child is good only at fighting and nothing else, its mother feels uneasy about its future.

What an awful parent
3/10, would get killed by the local police

>>29941396
>>29941435
Now I think about it, those Rotomdex descriptions would make a nice sidestory in a Mystery Dungeon game.

>>29941435
HE WUZ A GUD BOY DINDU NUFFIN
NEED MO MONEY FOR THEM POKESCHOOLS

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>If its core stays exposed, it will soon die off. It’s possible that it may survive if it’s put into a Poké Ball quickly enough.

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>>29941435

>Tapu Koko: This guardian deity of Melemele is brimming with curiosity. It summons thunderclouds and stores their lightning inside its body.
>Tapu Koko: It confuses its enemies by flying too quickly for the eye to follow. It has a hair-trigger temper but forgets what made it angry an instant later.

Now at first glance this doesn't seem so bad, but just think, this divine being of lightning who is highly curious and immensely fast can fly into a fit of rage from the slightest altercation and forget why it is so enraged a moment later, leaving it in a confused and angered state; you can't tell me that's not a very dangerous being.

>lapras is no longer endangered and there's actually an overabundance of them
>meanwhile, environmental regulations have seen grimer and muk becoming endangered

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>>29940325
Not
Even
In
The
Fucking
Dex

>>29941547
>Their adaptation doesn't let them survive without pollution
A game set in the future would have a Sludge Fossil...

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>Wigglytuff: It sheds its fine fur when the seasons change. The fur is gathered and spun into a luxurious yarn.
>Dratini: It grows by molting repeatedly. Boots made from the tanned cast-off skin are a super luxury item.
Can I dress in Gucci Wigglytuff clothes and Dratini Timberlands?

>>29941609
too much money 4u

>>29941609
Maybe that's what Claire is wearing?

>>29941587
>Grimer is suddenly Rock/Poison
>People just assume it was like this before it went extinct

>>29939654
>Garbador: For a time, their numbers increased explosively in Alola. Since the arrival of Grimer, their population has decreased dramatically.

>>29941676
>Mega Muk
>It's in pain because part of its body is petrified
>People just assume its mega form is its true form

>>29941217
>The Alolan Pokedex makes more mentions of predator/prey relationships, death and dying, and humans being hunted, killed, or injured by Pokemon than the rest of the games combined.

That's because it's written by an actual Pokemon. Did you forget that your Pokedex is powered by a Rotom? Pokemon see the world completely different than a bunch of nerds in a lab.

>>29941942
I know and it's fucking great.

>>29941508
Why did gamefreak have to make me feel so guilty for using this cute little bro ;_;

Sometimes I wonder how some of this translates to the mystery Dungeon Universe.
Are the Pokemon in cities all vegetarians while the ones in dungeons are uncivilized and eat each other?

>>29941942
>That's because it's written by an actual Pokemon.
it's also a prankster ghost that's been in the hands of kukui, a known detractor of mega evolution
don't believe his lies

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>>29942354
Team Tasty

>>29942364
Kukui denies Mega Evolution?
Any lines?

>>29942377
SHUT IT DOWN

>>29942234
Don't feel guilty for using it! You saved its life!

You are just a terrible person for murdering every one you DIDNT catch

>>29939722
how about I do one for mega gardevoir:
>Gardevoir(Mega): After Mega Evolving, this pokemon's desire to protect it's trainer becomes so great that it may try to kill any pokemon or humans that come near their trainers

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>>29939445
>recent environmental improvements
Sure

>>29941237
I have a theory that most pokemon gain their human-like intelligence as side effect of the pokeball, so they lose their bloodthirst

>>29944542
Well it is confirmed the inside of a Pokeball is comfy like a hotel room.

>>29944616
How so?

>>29944638
>“I think it’s safe to say that it’s very comfortable inside inside of a Pokeball, it’s a very comfortable environment. Maybe the equivalent of a high-end suite room in a fancy hotel.”

http://gonintendo.com/stories/267207-masuda-says-the-inside-of-a-pokeball-is-like-a-fancy-hotel?page=1

>>29943870
Pokémon exists in a different world which generally favors a stronger relationship with avoiding to inflict damage.

Anyone have the pastebin with all entries?

>>29945370
see >>29940366

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>Mega Gallade's entry

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>Politoed: It's the leader of Piwag and Poliwhirl. When Politoed roars, they all cower in fear.
Truly the face of terror.

>>29943499
What game?

>>29945618
>Politoed: They gather on moonlit nights to form a large chorus. Their cries sound angry and not at all pleasant, but they are certainly distinctive.

/r9k/ the Pokemon
It's even a frog

>>29946086
The order of operations is backwards. Frogs go reeeee, so associated with those that post frogs.

Finally pokemon act like nature intended. I never had any love for the "all Pokémon are peaceful loveable beings"

>>29941195
Berserk taught me never to trust a woodland sprite.

>>29946086
>GET OUT POLIWRATH CHADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29939408
it adapted in that region to fend off grass types, dont know the why of the ghost typing tho, maybe there were a lot of normal or psychic pokemon as well?

>>29939550
a shame we didnt get a new poisonmon in this gen

>>29939408
There's no Mandibuzz in Alola.

>>29946786
You find Vullaby on the first island in Moon.

>>29939212
Just before the elite 4
Good luck

>>29946614
Maybe Mandibuzz started preying Cubone after the Alolan form came into play?

>>29946786
Its Moon exclusive.

do real animals still exist in pokemon or was that just a gen 1 thing?

>>29947002
Indian Elephants

>>29940103
WTF I hate woodpeckers now. If I ever see one irl, I'd smash a bottle, find the biggest shard and slit its body with it and toss it around. Ugh

>>29947278
Wtf I hate humans now

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>>29939722
Using Mega evolution was a mistake.

>>29947278
There's far worse birds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO1WccH2_YM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfw8kdPBkfc

>>29941237
I always imagined that the defeated pokemon where food for my own team.

new headcannon
>minior subsist in the atmosphere by collecting dust which coalesces into a hard shell
>cosmog also live in the atmosphere and eat atmospheric dust which condenses into cosmoem
>miniors are failed cosmoems

>>29944680
Masuda knows shit about Pokemon.
He said that there is hand or something under diglett and fact they never planned 3rd dragon.

>>29947370
>>29947449
Nature is harmful enough without the interference of men.

>>29947562
Nature is vile, dangerous, disgusting, and an affront to civilized and orderly behavior. It must be destroyed.

>>29947449
Cuck Pokemon when?
No seriously have a Pokemon that only appears as an egg from a daycare that turns out to be a completely unrelated egg from the intended parent Pokemon. Have the evolved form mention that it eats Pokemon eggs and implants its own eggs in the daycare or in the wild when nobody is looking and trick an unsuspecting mating couple into raising its baby.
Sort of like a Changeling

>>29947597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xQyQnXrLb0

>>29947639
It would be a neat feature but it would fuck up breeding a lot. GF is devilishly incompetent but not outright malicious.
For now, Exeggcute. Imagine a Chansey carrying one of those instead of its otherwise pointless eggs.

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>>29939439
Makuhita and Hariyama

>>29939592
Hypno and Drowzee prey on sleeping Abra

>>29947766
Also they love feasting on Komala dreams
Cacturne prey on Baltoy

>>29947902
Cacturne desire human flesh, not clay.

>>29939722
>the blood-soaked crescent
Mudslimes BTFO.

>>29939184
I like this thread

>>29939184
wtf i love weavile now

>>29939335
Sableye prey on Carbinks

>>29948065
wtf I hate you now

>>29946786
Marrowak saw to that, I guess.

>>29940091
Pangoros.

>>29940348
Is this the first time the Pokedex has hinted to some form of Government?

Did the Poke-UN put sanctions on Johto and Kanto for eating Lapras?

>>29940893
Innards out as a hidden ability when.

>>29947683
They could do this.
Normal/Psychic typing.

>>29949377
There is the old Alolan and Kalosian monarchies, but we can assume that those are completely defunct now. If you want to imagine it was similar to how the real ones fell, be my guest.