It's time to confess your Pokemon-related sins, /vp/. You

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>>29925357

>>29925357

That is really hot

>>29925357

I want to make furious love to Lillie.

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>>29925334
I think I'm a fucking furry.

>>29925357
oh boy

>>29925334
I actually got wiped by the champion

>>29925334
The first time I ever masturbated in my life was to Pokemon hentai (it was the only anime I knew)

>>29925495
Which game? Some are understandable.

>>29925519
Just now in Moon
I went in blind with a team 8-10 levels underleveled

I think gen 1 isn't worse than Hitler

I fap to audinos. And I don't regret it.

>>29925334
I can only fap to pokegirls if they're not older than 12

>>29925526
Ah, from what I've heard, that's a grevious sin indeed.
Cynthia would be alright tho, I actually had to train up a Mamoswine and get a lucky BB crit on my Staraptor to win that one.

>>29925547
My nigga.

failed at least 50 nuzlockes on x/y before I finally beat it
most of the time including the one I won I used exp share

>>29925587
No, Kukui is actually pretty nasty. No shame in losing if you're underleveled.
If you don't have any fighting type moves his snorlax is a fucking beast.
Stealth rock wasn't helping matters since I was pretty rock weak too.

>>29925634
>a champion puts down sneaky pebbles
FUCKIN BOUGHT
I had my doubts but I'm definitely getting the game now holy fuck. Does he have coverage too?

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>>29925334
Forgive me, gay priest.

I've never finished Platinum or White 2.

I don't care about battle facilities. I'd much rather more routes, towns, and hidden areas.

I've fapped to pokephilia, but it needs to be female human + male mon...

so I can project onto the girl

>>29925714
>never finished Platinum
Grind up a Mamoswine, he wipes everyone but Lucian.

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>>29925334
Almost all of my fap material is str8 pokephilia
The only Pokegirl I've been attracted to is Acerola and I feel bad because she doesn't seem much over 11

>>29925794
male poke or female poke

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>>29925957
I like both, but I guess I prefer female pokemon so I can self insert as the trainer

>>29925794
Same as this guy. I blame /vp/.

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I dont play pokemon competitively cause im not autistic

>>29925334
When i was a kid i fapped to the ash and his mom pic in the kitchen. You know the one. I am not proud of this.

I hated Sinnoh...

I want to deeply inhale Salazzle pheramones straight from the tap, and become a lizardfu's obedient human pet.

>>29926112
Can someone post this?

I run stall in OU

ANY variant of sin? Well, you asked.

sometimes a like to pretend I'm a little Chespin in a kik rp chat whenever I have freetime.

no shame in my game

I hate it when they leave out the L=A option, like with Black and White, because it makes it harder to masturbate while I play.

I never played any gen 3 games.

>>29925334
Much like 2hu, I only follow Pokemon for the porn.

But humans only

machamp x girl is literally best porn there is

sometimes i wish i was as manly as machamp

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last pokemon I played was diamond and I participate on lore threads with let's play and wiki knowledge

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>>29925334
I use a script to inject 0 IV neutral nature Zigzagoons and send them over wondertrade, and auto-delete what I get back.

My very first Pokemon game, Red, I stole from my cousin 20 years ago when I was between 3 and 4.

>>29925334
I've played Pokemon Black And Black 2 and I don't remember a single meaningful thing about the story I don't hate Gen 5 is just that to me they are just not good enough I also gave away the codes for the darmanitan event cause I really didn't care about it

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I know buzzwole doesn't dab in refresh but I call it a dab anyways

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>>29926102
I ONLY play Pokémon competitively cause I'm not autistic

>>29926112
Oh fuck. I forgot about this memory for so much years. You made it wake again. What the fuck man.

I don't care about the games since gen 4 I just like the porn.

>>29926763
What was it?

>>29925334
The only attractive Pokegirls are Lala, Chicken-chan, Wicke, Lillie, Cynthia, Bianca, and Juniper.

I want to fuck Pokemon.
And I don't mean the waifu ones like Gardevoir or Gothitelle.
No, I want to fuck the feral ones like Luxray, Flareon or Rockruff. And, no matter male or female, I'm on top.

Am I... am I a legit zoophile ? fuck

>>29926620
How the fuck do you jack off while playing?

>>29926839
Same des. I remember this decent Glaceon one if you're interested.

Seeing humanized shit turns you off, amirite?

>>29926112
now you have to link it

>>29925334
the first time I came to /vp/ was when Go came out

>>29926102
>implying smogon is an actually competitive

kys :D

>>29926839
I have this one

I blame Soleceon Daycare's secrets

>>29926870
yup, I can't stand it. I need it to be a male human on a feral pokemon, and humanized or anthro shit absolutely turns me off. y-you too ?

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>>29926872

>>29925334
Vp was the first 4ch board i visited

>>29926872
Ok now GO

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Welcome to the Neekté region!

>>29926922
Adorable

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>>29926921
I've been playing pokemon since 2001 (started with my cousin's Blue) and I've been on 4chan since ~2010
I just expected vp to be like mlp but with pokemon so I never visited

>>29926953
Well you got that right

Fapped to Gardevoir and Lopunny. Also Hypno fucking mind-raped women.

I REGRET NOTHING

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>>29926839

>>29926894
About right, except for this one singular doujin that never fails to make me diamonds.

>>29927016
desu Im scared too. I don't want to be like this...

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>>29925334
Up until platinum I exclusively used my starter.

I was too stupid to know where flash was and got through rock tunnel without it.

>>29927019
do you think that makes us zoophiles or do I still have hope ?

>>29926993
>babby's first poképorn

>>29926661
You disgust me greatly.

I've entered over a dozen pokemon VG tournaments in various venues. Every time I do,I lose round one. I just can't seem to git gud.

>>29927054
Why is this such a bad thing? It's not like you want to fuck anything real. I just tell people I'm asexual and go my way.

I would say something but Enrico pisses me off.

>>29925681
The entire game has coverage, like that fucking power whip on xurkitree so you don't cheese it with grounds or any decent trainer ever

>>29925334
You fucks turned me into a pokephile and i'm kinda okay with it

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>>29927054
As long as you desire 『HEAVEN』 there is hope, my child.

>>29927100
I guess you're right. I'm just afraid I'm on a slippery slope to wanting to fuck dogs, basically

>>29927162
JOJO REFERENCE????

Please forgive me, for though I tried for months upon months, I have yet to obtain the regi plushes in ORAS

>>29927200
What is supposed to be wrong here?

>>29927196
"Everything's a JoJo reference if you're brave enough."
-Funny Valentine

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>>29927217
I am sorry

>>29927165
no connection really, i don't like real life dogs but some dogmons are hard to resist

>>29927165
Just give in, the fact that you are concerned about that means you probably are. It'll save you mental anguish.

I was the ringleader of the gang that ripped off people by tricking them into trading their xerneas/yveltal for a shitty ditto

>>29925334
I borrowed my friends emerald to use the battle tower box clone glitch and ruined his save file with a shiny charizard

>>29927165
Calm the fuck down and deal with it if it happens.

>>29927309
>read that as shiny ditto at first
Fuck ya.

>>29927309

I read that as shitty dildo and was REALLY confused

>>29927407
how do you even deal with that ?

>>29925334
Post more gay priest


As for sins
I max my affection for my whole team in amie so I can saw cute things to them during battles

>>29927501
Stop fapping for a month straight, then ease into vanilla porn again. Stay away from anything that makes you hard.

>>29925540
brother?

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>>29927533
Seconded

Why is gay priest so reaction image worthy?

>>29927165
Listen man, I've been jacking off to feral mons since 2010, especially eeveelutions, and I've never gotten off to an actual dog. That "slippery slope" you're afraid of isn't necessarily real.

>>29927501
While not a furfag I fapped to other kinda weird fetish shit. After awhile I just got so sick of it that now I basically can only fap to the most vanilla shit. Maybe it'll run its course.

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Theres this local gameshop that is selling me the game early so I'll have it thursday. Im taking work off thursday and friday just to play pokemon.

Despite shitting people with the whole "fapping to loli makes you a pedo", I'm honestly fine with. They're fictional characters anyway, so it probably won't affect shit.

Now if you're fapping to real life CP? I have to ask you to hang yourself by the edge of a cliff, with a river infested with piranhas beneath you.

Scratch that. Hand yourself over to the police, and let the prisoners take good care of you.

>>29926839
Yep, same here, but with weird fetishes to boot. Hooray for being...whatever I am.

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>>29927639
you tell me

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>>29926839
If you don't think girl Luxray is the most fuckable thing then get the hell out of my face.

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>>29928456

I've been doing 2 things this week to get hyped for SuMo: play through BW2 again which is probably my favorite pokemon game ever , and jack off to nothing but pokemon. Especially the new ones. Got off to Decidueye for the first time earlier.

>>29925451
>imagine being so fat you look at computers and see food
>imagine being at computers so fat you look and see food
It works both ways.

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I still enjoy all Pokemon games, even XY

I literally only played Y and AS.

I have bought Heart Gold and White, but I'm a bit intimidated about playing a real Pokémon game after started with the casual-tier 6th gen.

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In pokemon X I, used a 5 dragon and 1 hm whore, i couldn't beat the ice gym so i restarted my game and ended up using 4 dragons, delphox, and hm whore, was autistic

>>29925334
I've never and will probably never know how to ev train, and I still don't really know how natures affect shit

>>29927953
Ow the edge
I'm not fap to that but you can't deny you were unnecessary edgy.

>>29925334
I wiped to Lysandre in a Y nuzlocke. In the First battle. His Mienfoo swept most of my team, except Alakazam and Greninja. They got raped by Gyarados, all because I forgot to heal after the Psychic gym

>>29925334
I don't like Sun and Moon, I think it was a dissapointment