If Ultra Beasts are just normal Pokemon in their home dimension,

Its digestive system doesnt seem very efficient

Zubats

>>29922956
your mom

>>29922956
Like solgaleo, lunala and necrozma?

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>>29922956
Now I know what this thing reminds me of.

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>>29922975

>its droppings have never been found

It doesn't have a "digestive system", it's literally a bottomless pit.

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>>29922982
All hail the almighty ZUBAT! He which hails from the POSITIVE ZONE and rains down it's toxic wrath with great adorableness.

>Ultra Beasts are normal 1 stage Pokemon
>have 570 BST
How scary are the major legendaries of their world?

>>29922956
Either horrific eldritch deities or remarkably mundane looking creatures like:
>>29922982

Planet-sized masses of writhing tentacles

>>29923134
I would assume they're like Solgaleo and Lunala

>>29922956
>giant demons from bizarro world
Please no

>>29923025
>he believes in dex entries

>>29923197
no don't you get it they are the normal 3 stage pokemon in that world

>>29923006
Fuck this fucking boss and the goddamn Dustflier and all those goddamn fucking Emerald Serenades in Neverland.

The Parasite Grave can go die too.

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>>29923006

Wrong Heartless, mate.

>>29922987
solgaleo and lunala are just a regular 3 stage

necrozma might be legendary if it gets a more powerful form

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>>29922956
Met the OTHER WORLD's ultimate legend, Dogtrio. 1800BST.

>>29923271
You mean Leechgrave

>>29922956
> normal pokemon
> 570 bst
> legendaries in ub world must have some 800-900 bst bullshit going on
Are you ready for gen8s powercreep?

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>>29923340
Even more terrifying than Lord Zubat and that's saying something.

>>29923371
Yeah that. It's been a while so I don't completely remember all the bullshit 358/2 days pulled. I remember Nobodies being annoyingly difficult to kill for some reason.

>>29923271
that one was easy but leechgrave and dustflier gave my bad flashbacks

>>29923372
What if the stats of the ultra-dimension are inverted?
So the UBs are shitmons over there, Solgaleo/Lunala are the equivalent of a garbage route 1 Bug-type, but one of our own pitiable Pokemon (lets say, Lumineon) would effectively be a legend in their dimension?

>>29923279
Thought of that as well, but the engine has the hammer coming out of its mouth like the two smaller mouth on Guzzlord. Plus it's more squat. Then again, Parasite Cage has everything else.

>>29923422
Instead of the Mega's the next game gimmick is shitmon being converted into Ultra Beast forms by evolving in the UB dimension.

>>29923422
>inb4 the sequel has you catching alola pokemon from the other dimension with not shit stats

>>29923441
>charizard get's a fourth form in UB world

>>29922982
this

>>29923025
Does this mean that the person it ate could still be alive?

>>29923441
>Mutating my precious shitmon into horrifying monstrosities
NEVER!

>>29923006
this game had the worst fights

>>29923025
define droppings

>>29923224
rotom-dex doesnt lie

>Gen 8
>Gamefreak debut Ultra Evolutions
>Basically Mega Evolutions again but only for Ultra Beasts
>They do it for every one except Nihilego
>No new Megas

>>29924356
>Gen 8
>Ultra Beasts are now called Legendaries

>>29922956

So where exactly is the meta-plot of pokemon going?

>>29924108
depends on if you survive after falling in a black hole
they could be stuck at the edge of its mouth watching as the world goes by within a flash, or until someone sticks a really long hook in there and grabs them with it

>>29924108
It ate someone?

>>29923169
So just big Tengelas?

>>29922956
I assumed Glutton was the boss when the first dex leaks came


Now I can only imagine it being something that would be so huge the entire region sees it coming from a ultra hole

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>>29923275
>acquaintance font

>>29924530
Yes, one of Looker's teammates.

>>29924609
I thought it was a random faller

>a game where you sign up to explore ultra space and catalog what you find in there
>because it's pokemon they fit you with a special harness that teleports you back home if you white out
>there's also only one city which you use as a hub, meaning you'll have to carry a lot of restoratives on expeditions or hope you run into supply crates on the other side
>finding and tagging wormholes will let you teleport back to them from the hub, but they're few and far between

>>29922956
Giratina origin forme.

>>29924648
What pokemon would you be allowed to bring? You probably wouldn't be able to catch UBs since Beast Balls are apparently ludicrously expensive to produce.

Maybe you'd have to go it alone and try to avoid battle or befriend/subdue the UBs through other means.

>>29922956
Are his stats good?

what are the chances of Bill making a teleportation device after hearing the UB's from Lillie?
wait what if other universe Bill made a similar thing and resulted to UB's wrecking shit up there?

>>29924732
No

>>29924706
you'd start with a decently leveled starter and can import things from bank
as for balls, either you'd earn them alongside cash for discovering locations/beasts, or maybe you'd find something close enough to apricorns on the other side that you can have turned into balls that work well enough

>>29922956
>legendary UB
You mean Cosmog, Cosmoem, Solgaleo, Lunala and Necrozma..?

>>29924770
Is he UU tier at least?

>>29924784
I'd guess RU, then NU when the novelty wears off

>>29924846
Damn. That's disappointing.

>>29924854
Yeah, he's all hp with not much to back it up

Being Dragon/Dark doesnt help

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>>29924732
>223/101/53/97/53/43

>>29924889
A buffed snorlax imo

>>29924916
But Snorlax at least has some SpD to back it up. It doesn't have a 4x weakness to one of the most common types in competitive either.

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>>29923279
No, pic related

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>>29925162
ftfy

Are UBs Shiny Locked? Can I keep trying in order to get a shiny Phermosa?

>>29925338
They're locked

>>29923372
>800 bst
>min maxed into an unstoppable killing machine

Fuuuuuck.

The ruler of the UB dimension is a Huge Power Mega Slaking

>>29923372
Conveniently I once calculated "Complete" Kyurem's BST to be 800 by combining the best traits from Black and White Kyurems... Kyurem Ultra Beast confirmed?

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>Common Pokémon like Rattata and Pidgey are warped into the UB World by mistake
>They adapt to live with the powerful UBs
>Wormhole variants of former weak Pokémon that have like 700 BST on evolution

>>29923025
>its droppings have never been found
who searched for that?

>>29922956
>tiny bat wings above legs
Overdesigned trash

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>>29925694
>>29923391
>Guzzlord has tiny bat wings on its artwork
What if Zubat IS an Ultra Beast and all UBs are mutated Pokemon that once lived in the normal dimension?

>>29923224
Wicke also gives you an extensive report on all UBs and says the same thing.
Also don't summon Richard please

>>29925555
You must suck at math because if you put the highest stats of both Kyurem forms as one Pokémon you get 750bst, now if you make it have the 120 defenses of Reshiram and Zekrom you'd get 790.

>>29924782
No see, those pokemon are considered Legendary because they have been known in our universe for ages, thus having legends told of them.

Obviously Ultra Space has no one to tell legends since it consists of only UBs as its populace, and since UBs have only recently been discovered they are classified as "Unclassified Pokemon"
So we'll have Legends, Mythicals, and Unclassifieds. Land spirits too since that's what Rotom categorizes them but that might just be a one gen thing.

>>29926062
It's clearly the baby of Haxaros and Garchomp

>>29924609
Is this true or just some head cannon? Where does it say that?

>>29925327
>Epic Mickey
Gay

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>>29922956
Where did you think they got the info to try and make Type:Null OP?

>>29926590
Anon, that's Kirby TD.

>>29926650
No

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>>29926062
>Normal Pokemon go into Ultra Space
>survive there
>they gain habitual adaptation just like Alolan forms
>Ultra Forms are born
>they resemble what they are, but it's hard to actually see them as Pokemon anymore
>a Lucario now has 200 extra BST
>it looks like a deformed hellspawn of what it once was

Oh sweet god.

>>29923006
Fuck that guy
I was stuck on him for weeks when I was younger

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>>29924608
>Skeletron

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>>29926893

>>29923025
>Its actually the most efficient digestive system in all of creation
>takes advantage of all the matter it consumes and turns it to energy

>>29927026
WE'VE GONE TOO FAR, GAMEFREAK HAS GONE TOO FAR, WHAT DO WE DO

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>There is an alternate universe where Ultra Beasts are the standard of that universe and our Pokemon are the Ultra Beasts of that universe
>Fans of "Ultramon" look at the "Pocket Beasts" and go "What the fuck this isn't Ultramon these pieces of shit look too cartoony and simplistic this is LITERALLY Virtuamon!"
What I'd give to live in that universe

>>29922956
Nice digimon.

So UBs are the Eldrazi of Pokemon, right? Are we gonna get UB-fied Pokemon? Like UB-fied Arceus.

>>29923025
you know some animals dont excrete waste right? Some just take in everything. even we do that with some foods

>>29929507
What foods are those and can I stay healthy eating only those?

I'd like to seriously remove shit out of my life

>>29929532
Pooping isn't that bad.

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>>29925694
>>29926062
>>29926893
>Gen 8
>Legendary Pokemon who is a Legend in both universes
>Power is so strong that it's very presence warps reality around it to act more like the UB universe
>1 Spd
>auto Trick Room setter

>>29926062
>Giant gaping mouth
>Bat wings
It's clearly a mutated Golbat.

>>29926725
He's right. The bottom left is King Dedede and the top right is Dedede when possessed by Dark Matter. Or are you just being intentionally obtuse?

>>29929614
>Dies to Quick Attack
Auto Trick-Room sounds like an interesting gimmick.

>>29926648
The Canalave library.

>>29929605
I don't have any problems with it especially since I have a healthy diet so all my shits are perfect

But it would be kinda neat never having to shit

>>29929658
>1 Speed means 1 hp
No.

>>29924648
>pokemon snap 2

>>29929614
We really need an auto trick room ability

>>29925937
Interpol has been tracking it down for years.

>>29924775
This is starting to sound like Collosseum more and more, I like it.

>>29923441
I would like that.

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>>29924648
>literally Monster Hunter
I like it.

>>29930097
me too

>>29923372
It's canon that they got stat boosted on the way through the wormhole by absorbing it's energy.
Also, that totem pokemon also come from that energy leaking into our universe.

So presumably, just remove aproximately one toteming worth of bst from their primary stats to get their actual stats.

>>29930846
This man talks sense.

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>>29930846
>Buzzwole is just a shitty mosquito powered up through wormhole steroids

>>29930846
But they didn't grow like the totem Pokemon since we see regular Nihilego as the same size. The wormhole power is just represented via the totem aura and Beast Boost and not necessarily their base stats.

>>29922956
Reminds me of a spectrobe
Naguzoro I think?

>>29930900
a++

>>29929734
That could be sort of broken

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>>29923441

>Instead of the Mega's the next game gimmick is shitmon being converted into Ultra Beast forms by evolving in the UB dimension.

That would be real fucking neato.

What Pokemon would you most like to see get the "Ultra Beast" treatment, and what do you think it would look like?

I'd go with Scrafty. I think it'd look like some really tiny creature floating in the middle of several layers of shed skin shaped like a reptilian/humanoid figure.

>>29924764
Are there humans in the Ultra Beasts' dimension?

>>29924108
Did it eat Mozart?

where did the fan theory that the UBs are weak/normal in their world even come from

>>29931366
How would it be broken?

>>29932343
pornhub.net

>>29932343
Some faggots.

>>29923169
Sounds hot

>>29929507
>>29929532
Soylent. Eating only soylent and water means you only pee and stop pooing because it's liquid nutrients and your body absorbs it all.

No it's not healthy.

>>29932343
Because you have 2-4 of some of them roaming around Alola and you visit a dimension full of UB-01.

>>29926246
Play the looker sidequest. It's explicitly stated. Also, it's a girl.

>>29929147
I could see a new UB-Arceus form due to something like regaining his former power from coming in contact with a higher level dimension.

>>29922956
No such thing as "legendary" is a human term, what the humans in pokemon call legendary basically means "one of a kind very powerful pokemon specimen."

Why do people say UBs are "route 1 shitmons in their universe"? Just because there are multiple of them? There are multiple Aerodactyl, Heracross or Lapras in the regular world as well but they're not early route shitmon-tier.

Cosmog is an Ultra Beast like the others and it has fucking 200 BST and literally no moves. In fact the UBs that spend some time on Earth (Solgaleo, Lunala, Necrozma) actually have higher BST than the "pure" UBs coming straight from the Ultra Dimension.

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I'd like this thing so much better if it didn't have that stupid little head.

>>29924889
Honestly, those stats are fantastic. It'll be a lot of fun to use it in RU as fairy/fighting bait.

>>29929614
>Much like all third Legendaries, this Legendary keeps balance by making sure our universe and the UB universe don't interact
>They interact
>It is now FUCKING PISSED due to all the wormholes and the negligent trainers lobbing their pokemon across universes
>If you capture it and look at the pokedex description long enough, it glitches out for a second and changes to say "Wormholes are not your personal trash cans."

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>>29933300
>Wonder Trade was wormholes all along

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It feels good to be a vorefag this gen.

>>29922975
>>29923025
I honestly don't understand the deal with this guy.
The other UBs somehow developed so they can survive the harsh enviroment by overcompensating:
But this guy? All he does is eat non-stop, how is that any helpful? If anything you'd want the exact opposite no?

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>>29933359
>The reason certain pokemon can only evolve if traded is because they need an energy boost only available within a wormhole
>So many zubats have been traded that they have caused tears in between dimensions

>>29933451
He is big enough to swallow other UBs whole?

>>29932343
baddragon.com

>>29930846
No anon, the boost they got is the aura.
Totems are probably that big because they're the alpha of their own group, also in several games you can get hints that pokémon can vary in size and what the pokédex says is just an average.

>>29932343
>>29932916
People, specially /vp/, love to exaggerate.

>>29931480
Volcarona.
A literal sun vaguely in shape of its coúnterpart.
all of its defenses get converted into speed and SPA.
On death it creates a Special fire explosion with 300 BP

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>>29922956

>>29922956
But legendaries are "normal Pokemon" in the games. There's so fucking many of them.

>>29922956
>Click here
Cthulhu

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>>29923025

Pokemon movie based on Finding the Legendary Shit of Guzzlord when?

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>>29923372
There is no powercreep. The ultra beasts are just an introduction/teaser of the next series that Gamefreak is working on.


It makes sense if you think about it. Show off a little of it to boost hype and make more $$$

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>>29922956

What if the Anti-Spiral was a trainer?

>>29927026
NO! NO! NO!!!!

>>29928904
I hope that's what gen 8 on the switch is, desu.

>>29934237

"Legendary" has nothing to do with how many there are.

>>29927026
Should I recognize this? People keep having reactions like they know what it is and are mentally scarred from it...

>>29934727
>I hope that's what Gen 8 on the switch is, desu.
>Switch
>Pokemon coming to a console with a $299-$399 price range that's looks like it's as durable as an iPad.

Not gonna happen, hoss.

>>29934419
my nigga

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>>29933462

>suddenly pokemon is warhammer 40k

>>29932343
I figured that if a portal randomly opened up in a route in the regular dimension and sucked in a few of the nearby inhabitants, it would be way more likely to pick up the common shitmons before anything else

>>29923025
>mfw there probably is/will be a fetish specifically for warm Guzzlord droppings

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>Next game
>Villains figure out that putting pokemon into these portals makes them stronger monsters
>"As long as we don't go teleporting any pokemon we'll all be fine"
>"Question"
>"What is it?"
>"I teleported Giratina"
>"How much?"
>"I have done nothing but teleport Giratina for 3 days."

>>29935252
>somewhere in the normal/UB universe, there is a massive, grand-canyon sized pit filled with guzzlord shit coming from the consumption of hundreds of people, buildings, and god knows what else

>>29934950
>Pokemon coming to a console with a $299-$399 price range that's looks like it's as durable as an iPad.

The Switch is Nintendo's only console going forward into gen 8. The entire point of it is to unify their home and handheld divisions. GF won't have any other console to develop for but the Switch.

Also, it's gonna be $300.

>>29934401
>make baseless claim based on self reasoned logic to appear momentarily interesting on the internet.

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>>29935297

>>29935297
>Giratina switches between forms so much, they fuse into a single warp form

>>29924170
The Spanish translation literally say excrement so, shit

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>>29935297
I really liked Expiration date

>>29933399
Personally it doesn't do it for me. No belly.

>>29927026
Z[\\\]]orrrgdd/////[[[CARio//[[]]\!

>>29936474
Yeah, but the Sliggoo and Gengar pokedex entries cover that.

>>29931480
>What Pokemon would you most like to see get the "Ultra Beast" treatment, and what do you think it would look like?
Ultra Abra/Kadabra/Alakazam
Its Psychic abilities have been pushed to their extremes, and its brain has had to expand to compensate. Now it's a giant head on a tiny, tiny body.

>>29932800
I don't believe you. Mainly because I looked it up and the internet doesn't give me much.

Is there a video showing the side quest somewhere? I can't play the demo due to not having anything that can play it.

>>29922956
Isn't Nihilego something like a legendary on their dimension?

>>29936880
No, there's 5-7 of them floating around in a cave

>>29934219
I won't lie, I'd be okay with Pokemon going a little bit Digimon.

Just a little.
Say, a trio of Royal Knight-like Dragon-types, or an Angemon-like box legend.

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>>29927026
DO NOT DISPLEASE

>>29932800
How do I start the Looker sidequest? I've beaten the E4

>>29935297
>The ultra realm is what happens when Giratina decides "I'm making my own universe with blackjack and hookers and it will be so much better"

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>>29927026
NO
NO
NO
NO
BACK TO YOUR PRISON DIMENSION !

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>>29922956
"MADNESS WILL CONSUME YOU!"

>>29927026
it looks kinda cute, actually

>>29936871
No footage afaik

https://projectpokemon.org/research/sunmoon/storytext.txt

I know it may be a bit late for this... But there is something I would like to tell you.[VAR 0114(001F)]
It is something that happened about 10 years ago now... I came to the Alola region at that time as part of a three-person team to eradicate a UB...[VAR 0114(001F)]
Of course we did not know them as UBs back then. It was simply a dangerous creature. My team succeeded in chasing down the UB. And then we tried to put an end to it...[VAR 0114(001F)]
But somebody screwed up.[VAR 0114(0030)]
Nanu...[VAR 0114(001F)]
This halfhearted fool here felt sorry for the monster, even if only for a moment. That moment was enough to get the third member of our team done in by the UB.[VAR 0114(000A)]
This I cannot deny... I made an error of judgment. I failed to consider the fact that she was not trained for combat...[VAR 0114(001F)]
She was just bait for the UB...[VAR 0114(000A)]

>>29922956
Why were people calling this motherfucker "Guzzlord"? It actually tricked me I to believing it was his legit name.

>>29937408
Oh.
Didn't expect that from a Pokemon game. So she's dead right?

>>29937449
All UBs have a code name and a "real name". His name is Guzzlord.

>>29937470
Ok. So he's not Gluton or whatever was in the new trailer.

>>29937464
It is reasonable to infer she was swallowed by Guzzlord, so yeha, she is dead. Question is, who was she?

>>29932844
It means pokemon that are literally mentioned in legends you fucking retard.

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>>29926893

>>29922956
This reminds me of the Eldrazi sets from mtg.

>>29937510
Gluton is the codename. It's what the characters refer to them before you catch them.

When you first meet them in battle their names are "???". As soon as you register them in the pokedex, they start being refered to by their "real" name.

>>29936954
Here's hoping they make the Arceus form/mega/whatever for the D and P remakes a little more humanoid.

>>29928904
So the Rebirth Princess series in that world are thought to be Ultramon killer because of explosive popularity in Nihonjistan but gets mediocre reception in Freedomia?

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>>29936125
>filename
Made me go back and watch the movie, it's just as good as it was upon release.

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>>29935146
>be Electrician Grant
>Youngster Tom is now 10 and can go collect pokemon
>mfw he returns six months later having caught Slaanesh in a capsule ball

>>29937515
Looker's Croagunk died between BW2 and XY.

>>29937717
So?

>>29937717
There's a difference between a human dying and a pokemon dying.
Especially it being so blantly stated like that. Poor gal.

At least it makes the two vorefags in this thread happy.

>>29937717
So looker's croagunk is a faller? Not very likely.

>>29930122
>monster hunter x pokemon
>set in the ultra beast dimension
GOAT material?

>>29924180
>>29926106
>go to poke refresh
>give it food
>he eventually doesn't want to it

Yeah, dex is """cannon"""

>>29937408
>>29937515
Bullshit lies

Guzzlord did NOTHING wrong

>>29937866
She is simply floating in the universe that exists inside Guzzlord.

>>29937866
Dude, they outright say it.

Its literally kirby

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>>29937833
>he's still insisting
Anon, Richard is not coming no matter how hard you try.

>>29937922
Sadly that's not the case. Guzzlord converts everything he eats into energy, so unless she's hiding under his tongue I doubt she's alive.

>>29924108
Is that actually a thing or what? Can someone post the Looker quote on that, it seems pretty fucking dark for a Pokemon game. Especially auch an easy hand-holding Pokemon game.

>>29937983
it's in this fucking thread.

>>29937960
Dude that anchor is 12 feet tall. Dwarfs Aegislash in the scale.

>>29937983
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>>29937943
Guzzlord would NEVER hurt anyone.

>>29938029
So what happened here?>>29937408

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>>29938044
You're wrong. Guzzlord has never hurt ANYONE.

>>29923391
I wanna fuck that zubat

>>29938044
Lies in order to make Guzzlord seem threatening when in reality he's a harmless baby

>>29938029
Yeah that's what his last meal thought.

>>29937922
So, Guzzlord is parallel universe pokemon kirby? It actually make sense, too. round body with stubby legs and arms, not counting its two tongue arms, of course.

>>29938115
Don't forgot those "arms" also have mouths.

>>29937765
Three

>>29937408
From my understanding, UBs attack Fallers because they think they're a way back home, so it may have just ripped her to shreds looking for a wormhole.

>>29938208
Wouldn't it make more sense to try and catch it rather than tear it apart?
>Tfw, UB are just trainers from the other universe.

>>29938239
UBs are basically lost, confused children in a foreign world

A fearful animal is much more likely to lash out

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>>29937659
>The entire Eldar race personally thanks Youngster Tom for capturing She Who Thirsts and saving their kind
>Soulstones are Pokéballs for Eldar souls
>tfw Eldar added in gen 8

>>29938458
>Youngster Tom boxes all Dark Eldar forever
>gets to go fast with Jaghatai Khan as a reward

>>29937768
Maybe not likely, but plausible.
If you want to let headcanon get in the way, think of all those save games that you've named after yourself, and transferred your old mons across. Obviously they don't remember you, because they've slipped between universes from (for example) the Sun dimension to the Moon dimension. Or RSE to ORAS.

>>29933399
I used to love the Goomy line, but at this point I wish they didn't exist. And it ain't just because of what Goodrafag did to Goodra in all our minds.

>>29937866
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>>29938093
Nice try, Guzzlord. But I won't let you eat anyone in this thread.

>>29922956
I hate vore but this design is 10/10

>>29938959
The only good vore part about it is the tendrils. Otherwise it might as well be Kirby.

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>>29938029
>>29938067
>a Guzzlord is posting on /vp/ right now

Speaking about UBs, does anyone have a link of the menacing theme playing when they appear in the trailers ? I can't find it anywhere.

>>29937264
Vwyq agth sshoq'meg N'Zoth vra zz shfk qwor ga'halahs agthu. Uulg'ma, ag qam!

>>29933451
It is overcompensating. Its large size and gaping maw allows it to eat large objects with ease. It can survive in any environment because literally anything is edible, and nothing would attack in fear of being eaten.

>>29923025
does this fucker have INFINITE POWER