I want Pikipek to furiously peck my cranium while Toucannon rips

>trumpet
>water region

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I want Nihilego to molest me with it's tentacles and infect me with its poison. The withdrawal symptoms would be unbearable after about 24 hours and I would literally have to drag myself before it, begging for more poison and maybe a tentacle up my ass if I've behaved myself.

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>>29914517
Fuck off

>>29914595
Jesus dude

>>29914595
Hi there, Lusamine.

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Oh! OOOH! LET ME TRY.

I want Dhelmise to spin its steering wheel beneath my nutsack so every rung smacks my balls as it spins. I then want it to wrap its anchor around me and fling me into the ocean and hold me down there until I pass out and as soon as I regain consciousness it dunks me back in, it repeats this until it gets bored and actually lets me drown.

Did I do it right, senpai?

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I want Pheromosa to _______________________ _________________ ________________________ _hold hands with me_______________ __________________ _________________

>>29914780
I am rock hard...

>>29914830
...and it's gone.

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>>29914517
I can help you on the first part

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>>29914517
I want Alolan Ninetales to pin me down onto my hands and knees, sinking his teeth into the back of my neck as he delivers the icy hot knot. With each thrust, his claws and teeth would tear my flesh to ribbons. His cum would freeze me from the inside and I'd eventually just be a statue of ice with a permanent ahegao.

>>29914595
Go back to Ultra Space, Lusamine.

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I want to lift with Buzzwole

>>29914536
>Hoenn
>rotom
>altaria
>gumshoos
>elevator
pick one

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I want Bewear to fucking snap my spine.

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>>29914890
Holy shit, woodpeckers are fuckin brutal.

>>29914890
I like to imagine me as the baby bird and Pikipek as the woodpecker. We would peck my cranium at 16 pecks per second and proceed to eat my brain like a baby eats mashed potatoes. Then, the mighty bird would furiously peck my belly and rip my guts like a rabid hyena rips a zebra on the savannah.

>>29915187
>we
He*
The amazement of being absolutely destroyed by a 30cm tall bird is so high i forgot how to write.

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i want primarina to shout at me, as it breaks my eradrums.

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>>29914890

I just want to eat a litter of Ralts alive while their mother watches, I dunno what is wrong with all of you

I want Alolan Muk fill me until I start rapidly barfing blood, and blood splats out from my asshole, and my eyes buldge out. Then I want to be buried next to Trumps grave. And then Gumshoos comes over and yells THATS ALL FOLKS.

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>>29914595
Kiss me Ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love and fill me with your poison
Take me, Ta-ta-take me, Wanna be a victim,
ready for abduction

Nihilego, you're an alien
Your touch so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial

>>29915623
I unironically like that song.