>that one guy who fell in love with a girl because she complimented

Remember Lusamine was nice to people who she didn't care for.

Guzma = beta

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>>29910729
He at least pulled out.

tfw you will never comfort Guzma and become his rebound pick

hold me /vp/

>>29910729
>girl
40 year old woman and a 20 year old

>>29910772
>Even Guzma was afraid of UB land
just how fucked is that place?

>>29910772
He would've still done everything for her if she wasn't sent to Kanto, he is the cuckest cuck. He was totally all about princess carrying her when they were saved from the UB dimension

>>29910729
did he smash though?

>>29910819
explain

>>29910729
>that one girl who drugged you in your sleep and then dress you up as a UB while you're asleep

>>29910815
Pretty scary considering 570 BST is average there

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>>29910858
>tfw that girl was your mother

>>29910902
so..whats the whole point of this "muh powerful demon hand hungers" thing he does? is he trying to be chunni or some shit?

>>29910729
BETA ORBITTER

>>29910953
Heh, you wouldn't understand kid.

>>29910953
with a woman like Lusamine as your mom
>he's probably seen and experienced some shit
and a history of being homeless for a while it doesn't surprise me that he developed some 'tics'

>>29910953
>is he trying to be chunni
What do you expect?

>he doesn't get bug of gains there
>>29910729
What went wrong?

>>29910997
i dont think thats a tic..i bet it falls in line with chuunibyou.

>Hapu tells Guzma to carry Lusamine on his arms while she is unconscious
>He starts stuttering uncontrollably
What a beta bitch

>>29910997
I actually thought the homelessness part was pretty cool. I lived in motels for about a year and it's not fun.

>>29910729
>>that one guy that did everything for her and she never even cared about him
He really was our boi

>>29910729
Guzma is an asshole. His grunts were so loyal. He did't even have the excuse of being minffucked by UB toxins

>>29910953
Necrozma does the same thing

>>29911063
how did you afford that? isn't that expensive?

>at least Gladion could have gotten money from pokemon battles
>like a few hundred pokedollar
>which isn't much

>>29910997
Don't forget that those tears in his clothes, they aren't just some edgy fashion statement, but actually done by Type:Null lashing out on him when he first freed it, he's had a hard life.

>>29910953
Abusive mother, childhood pets get experimented on, father completely absent, homeless and working for a band of thugs... Wouldn't you be a bit nervous?

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>>29911228
those thugs don't even like him and he isn't even really a part of their gang
he's only there because Guzma took pity in him

>>29910815
They took over Guzma's mind to make him feel fear so they can make anyone afraid. The damage to him was more psychological rather than "this place is fucking fucked man."

>>29910815
>shitmons are legendary tier
>brain-eating parasites everywhere
>skeeters that can grapple you into submission
>roaches that move at the speed of light
>a fucking mess of cables that has 173 special attack and Tail Glow
>giant, sentient rockets capable of burning down a forest in seconds
>even the tiny origami men can slice through steel
>giant crabs with black hole mouths

>>29911175
It's actually pretty cheap to live in a motel. Most places will give you discounts for a long-term stay, since the room would probably be unrented otherwise.

>>29911175
I ended up cutting a deal with a few places for staying there for extended periods of time. My problem was that I didn't have enough money to pay for utilities or first month's rent on an apartment since I was making some money but not enough to save anything. Keep in mind these were shitty motels, not some nice hotel where the people running it give a shit.

>>29911277
that kind of does make the place fucked though.

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>>29911285
He doesn't even have to see the rockets. He just has to see it to be terrified.

>>29911063
How is living in a motel homeless? What would living on the streets be considered then?

>>29910729
Truly our boy.

>>29910729
Guzma's an asshole meaning he doesnt give a fuck if Lusamine cared about him or not at least he got the pussy.

>>29911333
>What would living on the streets be considered then?
Really fucking shit, doesn't help that people view you as garbage.

>>29911373
At that point you sort of are garbage. There's really no reason for anyone to be living on the street in any first world country besides laziness. Anybody can get a job and pay for a shitty apartment.

>>29910729
>>that one guy who fell in love with a girl because she complimented him once

Wait, where is this implied?

>>29911333
There's no stability. They can kick you out literally any time they want since it's only supposed to be temporary housing. Living on the streets is rock bottom. I had about a month where I didn't have any place to stay and it was all I could do to make it feel like I was on a camping vacation. Though thankfully I had a gym membership so I was able to stay fresh and swole.

>Gets cucked by your best friend who is a regional professor
>Gets cucked by a woman who would rather date with UBs like Mosquitochad

>>29911472
>I don't know what debilitating mental illness is

>>29911476
OP is projecting his insecurities on a pokemon game. Not the first time this happened on this board.

>>29911323
Yeah, you're right.

>>29911472
>le people on the streets are all lazy bums meme
you can fuck right off

>>29911492
They can only kick you out if you're not making payments or if you're disrupting others.
>>29911500
Not an excuse. There are plenty of mental health clinics which provide food and housing.

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>>29911472
>Anybody can get a job

>>29910880
>Fug is BL2

>>29911476
Wicke tells you Guzma fell in love with Lusamine because she is the only one that ever considered him strong and not a failure. Kinda weird considering he has an army that call him boss.

>>29911611
they aren't tall and blonde

>>29911611
She says that he "really likes" her and that she was the only adult that considered him strong. I guess everyone else in Skull isn't an adult.

>>29911589
Yup. Even if you've just been released from prison and have no job experience, there are still programs you can get into to earn a living. I've seen apartments that go for only a few hundred dollars a month, which you can make in 2 weeks at a minimum- wage job.

>>29911633
They're a bunch of stupid burnout teenagers who failed their island trials.

>>29911611
>fell in love
they don't say that at all

Would you rather live in Ultra Space, the Distortion World or the Unown Dimension.

>dad fucks you over on doing journey
>lose chance at trial captain
>fucking establishment
>crazy strong lady gives you affection for first time
Checks out.

>>29911718
>Bent and twisted golf clubs
man Guzma's dad doesn't fuck around

>>29911694
I'm sure he did all that because he really likes her as a friend. He just stutters a lot around her out of respect.

>>29911584
Motels aren't under the same level of scrutiny as an actual apartment. You don't have the same level of rights as a tenant that's signed a lease.

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>>29911611
Pretty far off.

Guzma was abused by his father and rejected by the island traditions like most of the Skull members. Lusamine was the first person who recognized his ability and gave him something to work for. They were rebelling against a system that didn't acknowledge them at all.

>>29911752
>his dad was destruction in human form

>>29911946
See
>>29911642

>>29911987
Zero relevance. I was replying to the "hotels can't simply kick you out" statement.

>>29912221
My point was you can afford an apartment. There's no reason to live out of a motel.