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>Be trainer exploring a route
>See some kid moving erratically around
>He's moving through the grass lightning fast, and he's somehow managed to hide in the blind spot of ever trainer in a 50 foot radius
>Every trainer but me
>I feel it in my bones, a pokemon battle must happen, regardless of whether he wants it to happen or not
>Scream "POKEMON BATTLE FAGGOT"
>He goes from meek and afraid to cold and calculated in a matter of seconds
>Sends out a pokemon with glaring weaknesses against mine, and he doesn't switch it out
>He's sweating bullets, looking up the speeds of both his and my pokemon, punching numbers into a calculator and trying to figure out the best course of action
>Ten minutes pass and he's ready, hopefully this battle will be normal after that matheradical tangent
>My pokemon outspeeds his, a clean OHKO
>His pokemon falls over shocked and afraid
>Looks like it's about to die
>Silence
>His trainer runs over to it, and he's sobbing profusely
>"I... I promised... to never lose another friend again..."
>At this point I realized what I just did
>I fought one of those "nuzlocke" fruitcakes
>At this point his pokemon realizes that he didn't actually die, he just got hurt kinda bad and can't fight for a while
>It looks at me, confused, bewildered, and expecting me to say something
>"h-hey kid, y-you know pokemon don't actually die whe-"
>Suddenly the kid looks up at me, flying into a rage
>Screams "murderer" at me, and sends out a fucking mega
>Beaten to near death, and the injured pokemon watched the whole thing unfold, utterly baffled at the goings on
>Saved from death hours later by a ranger, she says this happens from time to time and I should be more careful from now on.
>mfw the whole ordeal
Where did this LARPing bullshit come from?
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>>29899008
Where did your faggotry come from, OP?
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u w0t
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>>29899008
I get it OP dont worry
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>>29899008
The cringe is real. Holy fuck...
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>>29899008
>Be me
>Salandit
>Chillin in my pokeball
>All of a sudden here some slobbering kid yell "POKEMON BATTLE FAGGOT"
>My trainer let's out a sigh because he's been purposely ignoring trainers in these parts
>Heard word of rampant pokephilia
>NEET throws out a lurantis named "MAI WAIFU" with a ball gag equipped
>It's a male
>NEET chuckles to himself because he has the type advantage
>Over hear him say something about his beloved semen demon under his breath
>My trainer starts sweating profusely from the odor oozing off of this guy
>It smells like dried cum and old lube
>Worst part is that I can't tell if it's coming from the NEET or the pokemon
>My trainer finally pulls himself together and orders me to use toxic
>NEET screams at his lurantis to use leaf storm
>Lurantis looks like it wants to die
>He spreads his legs and shoots these putrid leaves that are dripping wet at me
>I'm covered in some kind sticky goo and I nearly pass out
>My trainer is absolutely disgusted and calls him a disgusting pokephile
>I cant stop looking at the NEET in pure disgust
>He locks eyes with me and yells something about how I'm not actually dead
>Wut.jpg
>My trainer throws out his gardevoir and mega evolves it to end the match quickly and get me to a pokecenter
>NEET starts Spazzaming and starts screaming "FOR FUG"
>Starts muttering something about nuzlocke fags
>Don't know what that is
>He passes out and jizzes everywhere
>My trainer quickly recalls me back and rushes me back to a center.
>Heard on the news the next day that he was found masterbating on the side of the road.
>The Ranger who spotted him said that this happens from time to time and everyone should be careful from now on
>Mfw
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>be a ranger exploring a route
>no emergency calls, quiet wildlife, nice quiet day
>taking my time, enjoying the scenery, chatting to travellers
>suddenly some faggot starts screaming somewhere down the path
>thereisalwaysone
>sprint down the path, pokeballs at the ready
>get around a tree, see a fatass battling some kid
>the scream was the fatass are you fucking serious
>let out partner, apologise for waking it, explain situation
>they're still apparently just staring each other down
>opt to stand back and let them get it out of their system
>suddenly the fatass's side attacks, kid's Pokemon hit the ground
>kid is visibly upset, fatass is taunting him or something
>kid lets out a Mega
>OH FUCK SHIT I THEY WERE CHUCKLEFUCKS
>start sprinting, partner bolts in
>Mega barrels through fatass's Pokemon and into fatass
>fatass drops like a sack of ugly potatoes
>kid is panicking
>partner gets the Mega off the fatass, distracts it
>reach the kid, start talking him through calming down
>get him to return the Mega
>partner is a bit scuffed up but otherwise okay
>fatass is only a bit beaten up but has passed out anyway
>kid calms down eventually, is profusely sorry
>I'm understanding but firm, confiscate his Key Stone
>I'm going to fucking strangle you Korrina stop giving Mega equipment to fucking kids
>sit with kid while paramedics I called for fatass arrive
>not a bad kid, attempting some kind of challenge
>talk him through respecting Pokemon and being careful about getting in over your head
>tell stories about dumbasses I've had to save
>paramedics get there, fatass is only just gaining consciousness
>send the kid off, let him know to talk to his professor about Mega equipment/getting his Key Stone back
>wait through fatals's assessment, fine, paramedics leave
>tell fatass to be a bit more careful and respectful of others, he was lucky I was there
>he'd rather complain about fuck knows what, give up and send him on his way too
>mfw the story I've got for ranger HQ tonight
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>>29899008
>>29901344
>>29902481
7.8/10. Too much cum.
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>>29901344
>Lurantis
>type advantage against Salandit
u wot?
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>>29899008
Underrated kek.
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