>tied with Cosmoem as the heaviest Pokemon at 999.9 kg >Steel-type

This is my favourite Ultra Beast. Love the design and the concept.

>>29836361
Best Ghibli film too

>>29836361
>defensive Flying type
>doesn't get Roost
what did they mean by this

>>29836443
Porco was the best

>>29836443
My favourite is Whisper of the Heart but it wasn't bad

>>29836485
Synthesis would fit better. All it gets is Leech Seed though.

>>29836361
Kaguya got a fat ol butt!

>>29836485
But she's not flying type

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>>29836361
wew lad

>>29836624
I don't like Ghilbi much (I prefer Satoshi Kon films) but Whisper of the Heart, The cat returns, and Howl's moving castle are equally great.

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>>29836361
She's the best because she's thicc and has qt bangs.

>>29836770
but does she have the puss puss?

>>29836770
She(Gender Unknown) is a stick

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Meanwhile, these two do get Roost.

>>29836670

Steel/Flying.

TO THE MOON.

>>29836770
I can't wait for Gijinka

Wait cosmoem is 4 inches tall and over 2000 pounds

what

>>29836895
>Not a Cosmic or Fairy type
What the fuck, I hate Gamefreak

>>29836930
le condensed star faic

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>>29836853
>2,204.4 lbs.

>>29837004
she's a thicc stick

>>29836816
Does Ariados have puss puss?

>>29836930

It's weird. I feel like I've heard of it being that heavy before we even knew what it is.

Same with Guzzlord being Dark/Dragon.

>>29836361
Why is GF so afraid to go over 1000 kg

>>29837118
That's the biggest number they know in the Pokémon universe.

>>29837118
There's a limit to how thicc they're willing to go.

>>29837070
Not sure if I ever posted it, but I personally speculated that Guzzlord would be Dragon/Dark back when some of us thought it was Zygarde's UB counterpart.
>>29836853
S T I C C

>>29836361
>Having physical attacker females on your team.
I rather blast them with Flash Cannon.

>>29836930
It's basically a neutron star.

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Will she be good?

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>>29836770
>>29837004
>>29837049
She isn't that thick when you realize she is 30 feet tall (920cm).

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>>29837053
I know what you're doing.

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this pokemon is proof again that moon is shit
step aside for the glorious counter part in sun the true game for master races

>>29837616
I see her as a better Bronzong and Bronzong was quite good back in gen 5

>>29837616
She has the stats of a pseudo-legendary, which means you won't have to feel guilty while using her. But she'll probably be a solid pokemon moves wise

>>29837616
Does it get roost or Hazards

>>29837648
>my opinion is fact

>>29837648
(You)

>>29837648
Have fun getting papercuts on your dick.

Stats?

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>>29837768
>implying i dont want it as my shouldermon

>>29836670
Yes it is retard

>>29837830
Have fun getting papercuts on your shoulder.

>>29837806
See
>>29837616

>>29837616
I just wish either >her attack or spatk was lowered to increase >her already nice bulk even further. Even still I think >she'll be pretty decent

>>29837648
Trading my roomie for him.

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>>29836770
Drew this for you, anon.

>>29836770
I wonder if there's something hiding underneath the bangs.

>>29837894
Doesnt seem impressive at all desukiki

>>29837648
suncucks on suicide watch

>>29836361
>>29837648

>Pokemon that is partially based on bamboo
>Flying
>Pokemon that always flies around and flutters in the air
>Grass
I still think their types have been flipped.

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>>29837983
Nice

>>29837983
Nice, saved.

>>29837983
Very cute anon

>>29837983
yesss great work

>>29837636
shes a big girl

>>29836624
>>29836696

All this good taste. Whisper of the Heart and The Cat Returns are underrated as hell.

>>29837983
>Anon climbs a ladder to feed his bamboo rocket wife

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>>29837983
Fuck, this is really cute.

>>29838139
To be fair, paper is also a plant product

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>implying it's female

You kids will project onto anything

>>29836770
I am trying to understand its mouth. Is it supposed to resemble lipstick?

>>29838394
People are calling it female because of what it's based on.

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>>29838435
I think so.

>>29838394
>just because it's a bamboo rocket princess doesn't mean xhe identifies as female
Tumblr please

>>29838394
It's as female as Diancie and Melloeta, and it has heavy inspirations from Princess Kaguya.

And I wouldn't call that big beast a he.

>>29838394
It's literally the Moon princess

>>29838394
It's fucking princess kaguya. How the fuck it's not female?

>>29838139
How whould she get to the moon if she couldn't fly?

>>29838618
She didn't fly so good.

>>29836770
eyes make it look goofy as fuck, especially with the fat cheeks.

>>29836770
>>29837983
Are those two green spots her eyes?

A
FUCKING
STICK

>>29838033
But there are already two sensory organ looking things. What could be hidden?

>>29836361
>bigger than a car
>under 1 ton
What the fuck

>>29838394

Gender unknown status has gotten ultra weird this gen.

The pokedex outright calls Solgaleo and Lunala male and female evos.

>>29838751
Rocket fuel melts bamboo beams

>>29838683
No, the two oval red circles under the bangs are...

>>29838383
This is my reasoning too.
UBs aren't supposed to adhere to our usual perception of what makes a Pokemon, so a mon made of paper being classified as a Grass type is fine by me.

Question in regard of the UB ball. It was just a ball for the cutscenes and story, wasnt it? Or do we get them on postgame or something?

>>29838683
Yes. Waifufags will argue otherwise but they are there for a reason

>>29838139

>UB-04. Code name: "Blaster." Properly known as Celesteela. This UB was sighted for the first time following the incidents at Aether Foundation. Its most distinctive feature is the energy that it stores within itself, a flammable gas that it can shoot from its two huge arms.
>This is mostly used to propel itself in flight and for battle, but it is thought to have sufficient power and lift to even fly into space. Its bodily construction closely resembles that of a plant, and it absorbs nutrients from the soil.

>>29838751
size =/= mass

>>29838806
Those are blushes a drawfriend mspainted on the picture. The two green dots are possibly eyes, or the eyes might be obscured by the hair.

>>29836647
Nah mate.
Moonlight.
Princess Kaguya was from the moon.

>>29838855
Isn't it made of metal?

>>29838828
Ugh, that's weird. Doesn't ruin the design, but it's weird.

>>29838817
You can use them and they have a higher catch rate for UBs than normal Pokeballs.

>>29838924
Mind telling me where and how? Im about to finish the e4 and straight to start postgame

>>29838910
It most likely made out of some kind of metal, either one that's of low density or some unknown kind from the UB world.

>>29838864
Oh, shit. My bad.

What is her name again?

>>29839121
Celesteela

>>29838752
This gen has fucked all the autistic patterns and rules we took for granted. I love it.

>tfw no porn yet

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>>29838129
we got a based swole bug you have a literal roach made for blowjobs

>>29838924
>>29838998
Could you? Or anyone else?

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>>29839222

>>29838998
Th whole UB sidemission in postgame

>>29839222
Do you not like blowjobs?

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>>29839263

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>>29839313
handy-j's are better

>>29839213
Nigga we STILL need more porn for all the UBs

>>29839358
You're joking, right?
Handjobs are the Star Wars prequels of sex.
Looks impressive, but is incredibly disappointing and full of Midichlorians.

>>29838855
Anon its metal so it dense and with that volume it would be over 1 ton in weight.

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She reminds me of the Comet Observatory so much. That's why I'm going to name her Rosalina :^)

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>>29839464
>tfw no space station gf

>>29836930
>lillie carried it in her bag
???

>>29840526
Lillie carried cosmog

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>>29836770
>implying this isn't the actual face

>>29838250
For you

>>29840656
But what about the mouth? Maybe it has two faces like guzzlord.

>>29840656
But the flap thingy moves when eating

>>29837004

I always thought those were claws on it's hands, now that I've seen it's official art, it's weird knowing that they're actually little rocket boosters.

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Anyone know where I can find some art of her?

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Cute!

>>29841298
>posting lewds of Sugimori's waifu
You're the reason why Vikavolt is slow.

>>29837616
She's the most rounded out of the Ultra Beasts, so I guess it just depends on how she plays

>>29841387
Does she have a nuclear reactor inside her?

>>29841545
Sugi has good taste.

>>29841581
It's shitty gif compression that makes it flicker.

>>29841387
>the inside of its mouth is the gateway to another dimension

>>29836413

I love the UB's in general they're so unusual.

>>29841639
>that little happy sway at the end
MY HEART

>>29837616
Of all the UBs to be well-rounded. It's like they took a BST 600 pixie and gimped its speed.

>>29837118
With this size it must be made of styrofoam

>>29837616
These are almost the pixi stats (you know, Jirachi, Mew and others who have 100 in all stars). Only the speed is worse, but this great typing compensates the speed loss.

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>>29836361
Why do people keep saying it's Kayuga? Just because it's green and spindly doesn't mean it's bamboo. Hell it ain't even Grass-type.

It looks more like something out of MK's elder scrolls doodles.

>>29842174
In-game dialogue says it absorbs nutrients from the soil like a plant.

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>>29837983
I wanna see more art. You fucks better make a new thread once I get out of the shower because I'm going to be doodling thicc doodles of her. Proof I can draw btw

pic related is something I drew in 5 min

>>29836443
nausicaa is the best ghibli film, even if its message is hammered into your head

>>29842222
Or maybe I'll find a draw thread.

>>29842174
>looks vaguely like a kimono-clad woman
>is a rocket so it's connected to space
>is moon exclusive
>its "arms" are bamboo-like things with a golden interior

It's literally my mom's Kaguya

>>29842174
Because people more weeb than you can possibly imagine recognize references

>>29842239
What if your mum is Kaguya?

>>29842174
Are your eyes working, because the arms/thrusters look a LOT like bamboo.
Plus, the Pokedex/Aether Research Notes referring to it as plantlike, its generally "feminine" design, and being outright said to fly into space all come together and make it pretty safe to say it's based off Kaguya.

>>29842222
I'm looking forward to it.

>>29842267
then you would be an ayy lmao

>>29840656

SOMEONE, have Celesteela use Rest and see how the dots react.

>>29842174
>Its bodily construction closely resembles that of a plant, and it absorbs nutrients from the soil.

>>29842267
Depends on which Kaguya we're talking about.

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>>29842342
Best Kaguya.

>>29842371
>those dots on the forehead
>>29842320
Confirmed not eyes

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>>29842397
Oh shit, you're right, it's that weird japanese thing were people shave their eyebrows and put dots on their foreheads

>>29836361
>tied with Cosmoem as the heaviest Pokemon at 999.9kg

this shouldn't trigger my austim but it does

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>>29842371
>Best Kaguya
But that's not _Nanbu_

>>29842530
So her eyes - if she has one - is behind the "bangs"?

... Fuck she just got cuter.

>>29842645
>behind the "bangs"
If that's the case then>>29839016 might have to get corrected.

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>>29842631
>>tied with Cosmoem as the heaviest Pokemon at 999.9kg
>this shouldn't trigger my austim but it does

What the hell? Cosmoem weighs a ton? How big is the pokemon?

>>29843239
from what I've heard, it's about as big as Joltik.
It would fit in the palm of your hand.

>>29843239
Cosmoem's pretty small, it just evolves into the sun or the moon.

>>29843239
About four inches

>>29836361
I'll never get over that stupid fucking face

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>>29843306

Celesteela is a big fat NEET!

>>29843239

So small it makes CIA look gigantic.

It's either extremely dense or has compressed space inside.

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>>29843342

>>29843239
It's basically a neutron star, super dense for its size.

>>29843239
30 feet

>>29843261
>Cosmoem is one of the smallest pokémon while also being one of the heaviest
That's cool af

Too bad the pokémon itself is useless

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the story shes based on is pretty cool as well. basically when this man cut a stem of bamboo out of anger he noticed that there was a small woman inside (sometimes its a baby girl). The woman is apparently some sort of goddess of the moon who helps the man. Ironically instead of being small this thing is enormous

>>29843640
Dang that ties in really well with Celesteela

I sure love me some giant bamboo rocket princess

>>29843261
>>29843272
Damn

>>29843263
That actually makes sense that it weighs that much then lol

>>29842312

Gonna drawfag a little later guys. Gonna draw the steel bamboo bitch. if and when there's a drawthread or so if not I'll make one. I feel like doodling tonight.

>>29836361
She's a big girl

>>29837551
>implying females are smart enough to be special attackers

>>29836647
Ok wtf? Mimikyu gets wood hammer and this thing gets leech seed, but Decidueye gets neither of those moves.

>>29845038
>Mimikyu gets wood hammer
the tail of the costume.

>>29844969
>Special attack only comes from intelligence.

>>29839263
Tapu Koko might win in a fight against it because Fairy resists Bug and Fighting and has a decent enough Spa to take advantage of its SpD being a bit average.

>>29836770
>still saving my shitty blush edits

>>29844600
4u

>>29842239
Id bet money on her Japanese name being Tetsukaguya or something.

>>29846379

The game comes in all languages regardless of the locality. Why hasn't someone dug up the Japanese text yet?

Japs are playing too, right? Maybe the names are already on 2ch.

what is she like in bed?

Looks like you were right.

They've got a link to our exclusives image followed by

>There are other differences such as Kamizurugi is Sun, Tekakuya Moon etc.

Celesteela is based on Kaguya, there's no doubt about it.

>>29836443

Mononoke Hime with Graveyard just slightly behind.

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>>29846618
You know that episode of Futurama where Bender is fucking Planet Express Ship?

>>29840559
She carries both

>>29846664
sounds hot

>>29846694
Then Lilllie is indeed a UB like we originally thought.

>>29842174
I'm pretty sure the jap name has kayuga in it.

>Over 30 feet tall
>Barely 2000 pounds
Talk about unrealistic beauty standards.

>>29840526
It's psychic-type so it could be just floating

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ウツロイド Utsuroido (Nihilego)
マッシブーン Masshibūn (Buzzwole)
フェローチェ Pheroache (Pheromosa)
デンジュモク Denjimoku (Xurkitree)
カミツルギ Kamizurugi (Kartana)
テッカグヤ Tekkaguya (Celesteela)
アクジキング Akujiking (Guzzlord)
ネクロズマ Necrozma

There, all the Japanese UB names. Please note that I don't know Japanese.

Pheromosa is definitely confirmed to be a roach though.

>>29837636
Holy shit

>>29847041
>Utsuroido
Nihilego is literally steroids

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>>29840698
First one to talk gets to stay on my Celesteela

>>29847099
Is that better or worse than Meth though?

>>29847099
Nihilego is meth.
>rock type, made of glass
>gives a massive boost to mental capabilites
>causes brain damage

>>29847041
>lower BST than legendaries
>multiple can be caught in the same game
>have completely different names depending on the language unlike 90% of legendaries and mythicals

So UBs are just weirdass non-legendary pokémon, right?

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>>29842645
>>29842371
Best Kaguya is here. The most pure, the most adorable.

>>29847176
I was thinking about posting her, but for some reason it didn't feel right since she's the actual Kaguya.

>>29842371

But that's literally the worst one.

>Celesteela
>Lunala

We pony now

>>29847041

>Pheromosa is officially a roach

Johj

>Guzzlord is the devourer of the dead

Not sure what to say here.

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>>29847241

>>29847162

It's complicated.

570 is only 10 points below normal trio members, and is shared with the Tapus (and Silvally)
Cosmog is an ultra beast that you can get two of, but its evos Solgaleo and Lunala are officially classified as legendary Pokemon alongside Zygarde on the Japanese site.
The beasts (and Silvally) have 3 guaranteed perfect IVs, something which only applied to legendaries as of ORAS.
Shiny locks everywhere.

The line between normal and legendary was blurred this gen. Magearna and Marshadow are the only ones who perfectly fit the old standards.

>>29847261
What the fuck is the point of shiny locking anyway?

>>29841639
it seems so lifeless, just barley moves.

>>29847241
Holy shit, bravo Gamefreak

>>29847235
I fully blame Kishi

>>29847041
>Tekkaguya
literally iron kaguya.

>>29847261

Thinking about it, mythicals are also officially considered separate from legendaries.

>Legendary
>Mythical
>Island Guardian
>Ultra Beast
>Other

Is the best way to describe this clusterfuck of abnormal Pokemon now.
On the bright side "Other" is a convenient place to toss Unown and Phione.

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>>29836361
FAT SMELLY IMMORTAL NEET

>>29847357
>Unown and Phione
And Silvally

>>29847389
Silvally's easily classified as an abomination.

>>29847162
UB are common Pokemon in their original world.

Imagine how fucking strong UB legendaries must be if their route 1 shitmons are these fuckers we just got.

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>>29847296

>>29847416
>>29841639

Ok, this mon officially freaks me out. DO NOT WANT.

>>29847414
Please don't bully chimerapupper

>>29847041
>Tekkaguya
>tech kaguya
Oh, that's awesome.

>>29847415
Ain't Meth and the two bugs shitmons? 4, 3, and the hombre seem like mid mons with hombre feeling like a late game.

>>29847445
tek is iron, from tetsu. see: tekken

>>29847124
Nihilist + ego = toxic behavior.
Made of glass like material = rock type

>>29847430
>not wanting a giant cutie waifu
>not wanting to use a ladder just to kiss her
>not wanting her to get on top and ride you

where are her reproductive organs?

since she's pretty alien, what are they like? Would I be able to pleasure her somehow, or would it be beyond the wonders of human technology?

>>29847445
>Steel type.
>Tech
Pick one. Pokemon steel is sentient steel and doesn't mean robotics/tech.

Are Type: Null and Silvally considered legendary?

>>29847475
>1000 lbs

>>29847471
I though Nihilego was Nihilism + Impitego

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>>29847475
>not wanting her to get on top and ride you

>>29847416
I love her hairstyle

>>29847475
>Wanting to be the manlet in the relationship.
You might fall to your dead wanting to kiss your waifu.

>>29847483
>Pokemon steel is sentient steel and doesn't mean robotics/tech.
Yes. POKEMON steel. Thankfully Ultra Beasts don't adhere to what does or doesn't constitute a Pokemon.
>Celesteela is Steel because she looks like a robot, and has rocket launchers in her arms
>Kartana is Grass-type, and instead of being a plant, is paper, a product MADE from plants

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wow delete this thread right now fagshit

>>29847459

1 Krab
"1" Meth (A lot more where it came from though)
2 Ya boys
2 Skeeters
2 Kaguyas
4 Nippon steels
4 Anzus

That's how many can be found in the wild from what I gather.

Guzzlord is notable in that it's been seen in Alola even before Lusamine opened up a bunch of wormholes.

>>29847520
>and has rocket launchers in her arms
Her arms are rockets, not rocket lawnchairs. Big difference.

>>29847559
>implying they aren't both

>>29847559
My bad. Typo.
Rocket thrusters.

>>29847486
If you truly love someone you're willing to sacrifice a broken lower body

>>29847557
Frequency doesn't really negate what I said considering the versions give you enough for trade fodder for the "exclusives". Though only one we can reasonably say is a shit mon is meth considering that scene with Lusamine has like six of them in the background.

>>29847486
her 6 legs seem long enough, anon.
she probably wouldn't crush you, just sot of compress you.

>>29847597
>JUST the lower body
You'll be flattened--the entirety of you.

>>29847557
I have no idea who is who in your post. Write like a normal human being please.

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>>29836610
/thread

>>29847534

Whatever is this 2hu? There is so many I totally forgot most of them. Then again, it's a shit series anyway.

>>29847162
>multiple can be caught in the same game

Like Solgaleo and Lunala?

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>>29847606
>five vaginas

>>29847650
>1 Krab
Guzzlord
>"1" Meth (A lot more where it came from though)
Nihilego
>2 Ya boys
Xurkitree
>2 Skeeters
Buzzwole
>2 Kaguyas
Celesteele
>4 Nippon steels
Kartana
>4 Anzus
Pheromosa

>>29847416
She is stabbed through her haed

>>29847518

She's 30 feet tall anon.
Everyone but Alolan Exeggutor is a manlet in the relationship.

>>29847650

1 Guzzlord
"1" Nihilego
2 Xurkitree
2 Buzzwole
2 Celesteela
4 Kartana
4 Turkish women

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>>29847715
Its supposed to look like that Japanese chopstick hair thing, I think.

>>29847733
>>29847688
Thank you.

>>29847415
There are some pretty good route 1 shitmons in the regular world like Talonflame tho

>>29847789
>deadest bird
>good

>>29847605
Like the 5 Genesect in the movie

>>29847293

Plot

>>29847733
Can I catch Buffsquito in Moon?

Reminder that Celesteela is fine with being hit.Just don't drop any food.

>>29847787
Yes I guess.

Most UBs ended up looking really goofy and I love it.

Xurkitree being christmas lights almost broke it for me, but it's cool

>>29847827
No

Moon has 1 Nihilego, 4 Pheromosa, 2 Xurkitree, 2 Celesteela and 1 Guzzlord

Sun had 1 Nihilego, 2 Buzzwole, 2 Xurkitree, 4 Kartana and 1 Guzzlord

>>29847829
Probably a good way to break your hand and arm

>>29847863
Why 4 kats? lmao
Why not 4 skeeters?

>>29847597
She's 30 feet tall.

>>29847559
Still looks like steel only and nothing mechanical so it's a Pokemon.

>>29847886
skeeter is a big guy and rocket waifu is thicc so there are only 2 of them

roach is thinn and nippon banzai is smol so there are 4

>>29847930
Ah, that explains away Ken-sama. How big is the copepod waifu?

>>29847964
Height 5'11"
Weight 55.1 lbs

>>29848015
Wow that's disappointing as fuck. I was hoping she was 8~9ft

>>29847613
I've had a 10 LB weight drop on my foot before
I'm willing to take her

Just tell her to be gentle over and over

>>29847863
oh man, the version-exclusives have multiples. that's very generous of them, now i can everything i want from my girlfriend's sun version.

>>29847863
Wait, there are seriously duplicates of the Ultra Beasts?

>>29848147
Yes, you get two box legends as well.

>>29848160
>not keeping the second Cosmog as a cute puffball that never learns any damaging move

>>29837698
>she
and no. pseudo legendary stats are 600 bst. this has 570

>>29837900
Celesteela's stats are fine the way they are, with more bulk and less attacks it would just be a shitty Skarmory with no Roost or Rocks.
With 100+atk and special atk it can take advantage of its excellent coverage moves.

>base a pokemon on princess kaguya
>apparently this is enough for /vp/ to want to fuck it

>>29848301
Id fuck your favorite pokemon

>>>29848301
It's her personality that makes me want to waifu her

>>29838394
>based off of Princess Kaguya
>body design clearly inspired by the multi-layered kimonos
>psuedo hime cut

literally /jp/ the pokemon

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>>29847534
Fuck off, Fujiwara. You've had your chance in ULiL. Let the princess gets her turn.

>>29847670
>pic

>>29838752
The moon and sun are seen as opposite genders in mythology.

>>29847416
CUTE!

>>29841618
I bet blowjobs would feel heavenly

>>29847162
They are all regular pokémon in the UB world except for maybe Necrozma that is likely a special case.

UB word is fucking hardcore

>>29838482
Where is this clip from

>>29838828
>>29838919
I thought they were eyeholes since she seems a bit mrs.skeletal but after seeing >>29842530 I don't think they're meant to be eyes.

>>29849197
>game set in the UB dimension
>early route shitmons have 570 bst
>buzzwhole is the route 1 bug
>caves are full of lunaala
>nihilego on every water route

>>29849234
Would quite be Lunala considering Lunala is pokemon legendary. Nihilego would probably be found in caves over water

My headcanon is really fucked up with this Gen. I can't believe something of not Arceus-made is our Legendary Cover Box this time around. But this is the changes along with no Gyms and such so I'm okay.

On a side note, I just hope Gyms will be back in the future. It doesn't have to be in Gen 8 immediately.

>>29849291
Gyms are post game in SM

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>>29837983
>>29843333
> Pre-ordered Sun without knowing about this adorable QT
> Stuck with shitty paper ninja fag
F U C K
At least UB-01 is cute too

>>29849303
No.

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>>29849380
>hating Kartana

>>29849380
Say no to drugs

>celesteela thread reaches nearly 300 posts
>pheremosa thread struggles to stay alive
What went right?

>>29849222
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zuH99iCXS84

>>29849475
pheremosa is worst UB

>>29849549
pheremosa is great trophy waifu material

>>29847357
>>29847261
They're legendaries. They fit all the boxes except a slightly lower BST.

>>29849475
Pheremosa is old, this thing is new.

>>29849822
What boxes exactly?

They're more closer to Pokemon like spirtomb or zoroark

>>29849844
Genderless. Can't breed. Exist in limited number. Extremely high stats (again, only 10 shy of the former floor). Not all of them are required for a legendary, but when you hit all or most of them? Then it fits.

Zoroark can breed, don't remember if Spirittomb can.

>>29849874
Spiritomb is probably ditto only or ghost.

>>29849904
Ditto only still counts, though.

I just never bothered messing with it so I don't know.

So anyone wants to trade sun exlusive UBs for moon?

>>29849965
Don't go online with the games until official release.

I can't change the camera to reach high places in pokemon amie.

How do you do it.

>>29849977
You wont get banned or GF send pikaninjas in your house. We will pass as "possible" reviewers

>>29849965
So no one because afraid of nothing then? Throw a guy a cubone will yah

>>29842174
It's German name is kaguron

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>Kaguya will never sit on your face, killing you instantly with her enormous butt

>>29836895
Insects roost
Its like you all forgot the move's name

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>>29847041
>Nihilego= Utsuroido in Japanese
>Utsuroido = Metoroido ( Metroid)

So , they are the Metroid of UB world??
Everything makes sense !!
DEEPEST LORE

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>>29839222
It's a Copepod you dumb Sunnigger.

>>29850157
See >>29847041
>Pheroache

>>29846379
Tekkaguya

>>29850191
Just like Pidgeotto(Pigeon) is actually a pigeon right?

>>29850256
>using the english name to argue about the jap names

>>29850287
That's why Pigeon was in parenthesis. Pigeon is its jap name. Every other name it has references it being a pigeon when it clearly isn't.

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>>29850191
Literally my mum's Copepod.

>>29837983
Not gonna lie I got a half boner

>>29850420
I jacked off to it. Not joking.

>>29837636
It's disturbingly huge.

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ROCKET WIFE

>>29850308
>Haunter is Ghost in Japanese
>is literally a ghost

>Krabby is Crab in Japanese
>is literally a crab

>Articuno is Frieza in Japanese
>is literally a Frieza

Thanks gamefreak

>>29849197
>>29849234
>2 years later, a pokemon taking place in the UB world is announced
>/vp/ gets so much activity that it temporarily killed 4chan
>2 weeks later, game is cancelled due to all the designers getting OD on LSD

>>29849197
I legit want a UB spinoff

Is Celesteela taller than Alolan Eggexutor?