>mfw alola pokemons are slow as an anti-piracy measure I

Makes no sense since the guy who leaked everything at first was a game reviewer who got a legit cart.

>>29811238
I actually wondered this. If their speed stats would be patched on day one but I don't know. Seems like a hassle.

>>29811238
Can they even do this

>>29811238
Sure anon
>kid lives out in the sticks
>no wifi
>forever slow games
Not happening

>>29811256
Well you totally can play the game with slow stats
And to take part in VGC you must have a legit cart
There is no way this is anti piracy measure
And again there is ok speed mons like salazle

>>29811385
Technically yes, they could launch a patch day one.

>le ebin "if I don't like it it can't be true and must be a conspiracy" maymay

Friendly reminder that the people pushing this nonsense are the same people who thought the starter evos were fake after Mallow and the placeholder sprites in the demo were new Pokémon. Because of course Game Freak both knows and cares what you want and anything you don't agree with is obviously a ruse on their part. Can't argue with that logic.