Alright /vp/, time to put your /jojo/ knowledge to the test.

A crap tonne of honedge

>>29799166
Winner.

>>29799166
>>29799188
wow nice dubs.

Kommo-o.

>>29799139
Cofagrigus (mask), Parasect (head on Jonathan's body), Machamp (flurry punches), Weavile (Ice stuff and daggers), Excadrill (Road Roller da), aaaaaand Celebi.

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>>29799441
>Celebi

>>29799497
OP said no Dialga.

>>29799536
Oh, fair enough.

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>>29799166
>>29799441
OP here, Nice teams for him.
Now what about him?
Remeber, NO Dialga.

A team based on Stands

Mew/Mewtwo is Killer Queen
Blaziken is Magician Red
Machamp is Star Platinum

I though some more and had them in a txt but i dont have it right now

>>29799651
Deoxys Speed - Made In Heaven
Luvdisc - Whitesnake
Lunatone - C-Moon

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What Pokemon can work as Whitesnake?
I can figure almost all stands as pokemon, but never Whitesnake.
>>29799675
Have you thought of one for Whitesnake?

>>29799651
Pucci...
Genesect, Porygon-Z, and Silvally for CD related things. Deoxys-S for acceleration. Celebi again, this time for time AND Green Baby. And Heracross because you said Kabutomushi twice.

I'm still only halfway through Part 5.

>>29799765
Silvally is a close fit with the cd's and all.

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OP here again, i'm actually surprised till now there isn't any shitposting(hope i'm not jinxing it).
Any way,>>29799733
>>29799788
Nice teams anons.
But i'm going to throw a curve-ball.
What is his team?
NO Dialga.

i've waited ages for this

THE WHIRL (Whirlipede) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Speed Boost
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Steamroller
- Poison Jab
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

>>29799916
Honchkrow - mafia boss
Xatu - Epitaph
Girafarig - two personalities

>>29799916
Honchkrow (gang boss), Darmanitan (personalities), Politoed (brring brring!),
Stealing >>29800043's Xatu idea for Epitaph, Dicidueye for the Arrow, and I guess let's go Gengar for being a silhouette for half his story.

>>29799916
Exact same as >>29800043, but with Zoroark too.
>Is strong
>Can use illusions
>Has crimson hair, like diavolo himself
Also Gyrados, since every single evil team leader like to use it. also it looks angry all the time, like king crimson himself.

>>29799139
escavalier, parasect, machamp, celebi (muh green babby)

cant think of anything else

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OP here, again, surprised by the lack of shitposting.
>>29800043,>>29800084,>>29800133
All are good teams befitting of the Boss.
Now what about him?
I know he's easy, but might as well include him. NO dialga AND mewtwo, just to spice it up.

>>29800224
Forgot to spoiler, but does it really matter?

self-bump

>>29800224
Alrighty. If no Mewtwo, we're gonna go Meowstic instead for Killer Queen. Leafeon for Stray Cat, Zoroark for changing his appearance, Metagross for Sheer Heart Attack (Pursuit and Explosion are a must), Dicidueye again for Atom Heart Father, and then lastly Barbaricle.

>>29800224
And yeah, I guess all the kiddies are in bed that would normally shitpost here. I'm really enjoying this thread to kill time during a graveyard shift at Denny's, so thanks for the fun!

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>>29800394
Your welcome, anon. It's good to have jojo threads like these once in awhile after constant spamming.
But really I should be thanking you guys; not a single shitpost in this thread, and considering the topic, i'm surprised.
Thank you so much, anons.
Now think of a team for the Brojo's.[/spoilers]

>>29799166
>>29799599
>>29799733
>>29799788
>>29800022
>>29800133
Nice gets

>>29800536
I'm becoming more and more brain dead as the night goes on, but I'll try... Everybody gets one. Speedwagon: Alakazam for ending up being an R&D lord, Caesar can take Greninja I suppose for the bubble aesthetic, Heirophant Green we can use... I guess Gardevoir? Okuyasu can have Dusclops as The Hand. I can't think of anything better. Bucellati it's a toss-up between Banette for zippers and Hoopa for dimensional pockets. More in a few.

>>29800536
Chick from Part 6 can take Lopunny, or since I think she doubles her moves she cooooouuuullld have Mega Kangaskhan. Correct me on that since I'm in unfamiliar territory now. Gyro, what, Zebstraika or Rapidash, right? I dunno much about him besides horses and jokes. I'm not even gonna try the Part 8 guy except to say Ralts 'cause of the hair, but even then that breaks my no NFE trend. But whatevs.

>>29800536
Only one for each brojo:
Speedwagon gets murkrow (Nice hat)
Ceaser gets Greninja (Use bubbles, and also biggest jobbers)
Kakyoin gets Reuniclus (Green, looks gooey)
Don't know what to give Okuyasu
Bruno gets Banette (Zippers)
Don't know what to give Ermes
Gyro gets Zebstrika and Forretress(Horse is fast, just like Zebstika. Forretress for spin)
Joshuu gets Garbadour (Is pure garbage like him)

>>29801503
>Reuniclus
Dammit, I knew there was one better.

>>29800536
Speedwagon - Linoone and Audino (speedy, friendly and helpful)
Caesar - Poliwrath and Masquerain (physical strength, bubbles)
Kakyoin - Serperior and Cherrim (Hierophant Green, cherries)
Okuyasu - Ambipom and Slowbro (The Hand, is a slow bro)
Buccellati - Banette and Lickilicky (Sticky Fingers, tastes liars)
Hermes - Jynx and Hydreigon (Kiss, multiplying heads)
Gyro - Forretress and Rapidash (steel balls, horse racing)
Joshu - Magnezone and Spinda (Nut King Call, weirds people out)

>>29799916
Il'd have had Salazzle...if it was male

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SANRAITO YERRO OBADORAIBUUUU

>>29801596
Good timing anon, what team would he have?

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>>29799916
All Ghost types

Also glad there isnt any shitposting

>>29801658
All ghost types?
is because "MUH ANONYMITY"?

>>29801794
No, it's because he gets stuck in a permanent death loop.

>>29801649

Solrock for sunlight yellow overdrive

Arcanine for the dog (it's a fire dog get it lol)

Serperior because he's a noble pokemon

Passimian for playing rugby

Yamask for the mask

Lucario for hamon

>>29801596
>>29801649
Solgaleo (Sun theme, obviously), Hitmonchan (boxing), Lucario (Aura = Hamon), Gallade (that gallant archetype), Aegislash (Pluck), and ultimately Cofagrigus.

>>29799139
Is this Jojo reference?

>>29801857
>Arcanine
I chuckled. Houndoom might be closer but yeh.

>>29801914
But Danny isn't a nigger.

I cant believe we made it to 40 posts without a shitpost;is this a dream?
With that out of the way I present to you the final task:
Make a team of 6 for all the JoJo's
Hard mode: NO Legendary's, or anything based on their companions, just the jojo's themselves eg. jonathan has murkrow because speedweed.

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HOLY SHIT LEAF

>>29802009
Uh wrong thread there buddy.

>>29801948
I'll just post Jotaro's team, since i don't have much time on my hand:
Machamp
Pangoro
Starmie
Sharpedo
Blastoise
Omastar

STARDUST CRUSADERS TEAM

Star Platinum = Machamp
Hermit Purple = Tangrowth
Magician Red = Blaziken
Silver Chariot = Escavalier
Hierophant Green = Rayquaza? Gigalith? i dunno
The Fool = Palossand

>>29802276
Replace Rayquaza with reuniclus, and we got ourselves a good team.
Now what about the Duwang gang?

>50 posts in
>only 1 shitpost
Are the shitposters asleep today?

>>29802276
Replace Tangrowth with Tangela and Escavelior with Scizor.

>>29799916
any team that just works

>>29802527
Escavelior fits more with theme of silver chariot, why change that?

>>29802570
Not fast enough.

I'm willing to believe the whole "top speed" theory but SC's thing is more agility, not momentum.

>>29802570
Speed.

>>29802583
Fair enough, but how about bisharp?

>>29802604
Too edgy.

I'm not even meming, he just doesn't have the "suave" look going.

Scizor is at least reminiscent of a spy car.

>>29802604
Gallade.

>>29802631
But Gallade is slow too.

>>29802661
Not when it goes mega.

>>29802661
>Then I remember Mega-Gallade
Nevermind what I said.

Diamond is unbreakable team

Crazy Diamond = Blissey
Star Platinum = Machamp
The Hand = Ambipom
Echoes = Exploud
Heaven's Door = Smeargle
Killer Queen = Mewtwo

So the Official SDC team is
Machamp
Tangrowth
Reuniclus
Blaziken
Gallade
Pallowsand

>>29802707
I was thinking more of Diancie for CD...
and or lucario(Fighing type, Steel type, learns heal pulse, Would be perfect against Kira and mewtwo)

>>29802717
Tangela, Joseph doesn't have the raw power of his predecessor.

Jonathan + Ancient power = Tangrowth

>>29802717

Silver Chariot should be Escavalier

>>29802769
Escavalier is too slow too be silver chariot,but I do think it fits perfectly with SC.

Bump, I'm not done with this thread yet.

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What is this guys team.
Legendarys ARE allowed

>>29802957
Bravary x6

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>>29802164
I'd put Tapu Fino in there somewhere. Closest we've got to a dolphin so far. Otherwise great picks

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What team would Gappy have?
I was thinking of Primarina and the new anchor pokemon, but what else?

>>29803208
4xMinior/electrode
GET IT 4 BALLS?! but seriously, i'd think putting a minior there would be neat

>>29803287
Do his testicles share a sac or are they all separate?

bump
again, can't kill it yet.
Ya know what? I want you guys to share your own jojo teams if evermade one, it'd be pretty neat.

>>29803328
It was me who wrote it, by the way.

>>29799497
green babbo

>>29799139
GUYS.DIO = DEOXYS
THINK ABOUT IT
>Shiny yellow = dio yellow
>Has fuck high attacks = DIO is powerful as shit
> Fast as fuck, like it stops time = stops time, stand also fast
>dies in one hit in Atk mode = One kick and he is dead

Makes sense, am I right?

>>29803468
Makes sense, I guess?

Also bump
Would Mista's team be six Ribombee's?

>>29803307
I'd say 2 separate sacks judging by how it happened

>>29803587
Okay so 2 balls for each sac?

I figured they each got their own, rubbing up against each other like that must be uncomfortable.

Guess thread is dead.
For all those who participated, thank you so much for having this peaceful thread, no less a peaceful JoJo thread; and from where we are, that almost sounds like a dream.
Nonetheless, it's time for me to leave.
Thank you for the thread, see you guys around.

Could someone tell me how the fuck King Crimson works?

>>29803615
I know you're probably joking, but it's actually pretty simple.

>>29803598
Probably. Being Gappy is suffering

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>>29803615
hope it helps, anon.

>>29803624
What if he didn't masturbate for a long time and they got too full, wouldn't that mess up his scrotum?

>>29803615
You remember that one episode of Futurama where time was skipping? It's that but as a power.

>>29803638
>>29803712
this
and he also has a Sub Ability that allows Diavolo to see up to 10 seconds into the future in his hair

>>29803707
Holy shit, when you think about like that, that is messed up.
Being Gappy is not happy.

>>29803707
Does he cum twice as much or just deplete one sac before switching to the other?

So many questions

>>29803712
I believe the name of the episode was "Time keeps on slippin".

>testicles are water balloons

You had better be girls because there is no justification for a man being this ignorant of anatomy.

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What's a team this guy can use?
If post ends in 4, Don't reply, it will be cursed.

>>29803847
>implying testicles aren't water balloons

>>29803872
Nice 2, Guinea

>>29803876
They aren't.

>>29803872
Remoraid is pretty much given

>>29803896
Then why are they so fun to pop?

>>29803912
Because seeing someone writhe in pain gets you off.

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>>29803872
>>29803872
For added measure, put 5 Ribombee's, because Sex pistols.

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>>29803912
Stay dead, Gyro

>>29800536
Speedwagon: murkrow
Ceaser: prinplup
Kakyoin: serperior
Okyasu: duscnoir
Buchaletti: baynette
Girl: diancie?
Gyro, mudsdale or spinda
Dumb haircut: magneton

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Is there a team I can use with Johnny?planning to do a run with a team that resembles johnny

>>29804182
I'd say Mudsdale for Slow Dancer - It seems to be the horse-Pokemon with the highest Stamina

All of this Dusclops for Okuyasu's The Hand and no one choosing Hariyama. So sad.

>>29804671
Dusclops has the theme of being related to a void, which is where anything his stand erases gets sent to.

>>29804400
Thanks,
but which starter fits him better? Decidueye or Inciniroar?

>>29804995
Seeing as Decidueye shoots Arrows and Johnny shoots his fingernails, I'd say Decidueye

>>29805031
Alright I think I got everything set.
Thanks anon.