>Mankey: It can spontaneously become enraged. Everyone near

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>>29786229
The only acceptable way to die.

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He's been my favorite Pokemon since childhood. This is too much.

>>29786229
Thats dark

>>29786758
same here
>battled elite 4 the very first time in my very first pokemon game
>last pokemon
>motherfucking Garry out of nowhere
>Primeape beat them all up and won it for me
best bros forever in every edition I can catch one.
its good to catch one because a trainer will take care of its anger and prevent it from dying

>>29786229 Pokemon would be cool if it went in a direction where you can help Pokemon through their unique issues, as a sidequest thing, and the reward would be a special version of the mon.

>Encounter depressed Mankey who just wants people to understand it
>Help it become the town hero
>Before you leave the town it stares at you longingly
>If you train it it has unique moves
>If you instead ignore its mission or fail to finish it when you come back to the town later in your adventure the npcs mention that they haven't seen that pesky Mankey lately

>>29786229

Literally /r9k/: The pokemon.

>>29787182
You should see Politoed's entry.

>Its face looks peaceful in death, however

jesus christ Game Freak

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>>29786229
>Its face looks peaceful in death, however.

>>29787253
GF didn't hold anything back for the Pokedex this gen, also Mega Evolution is immensely painful converts Pokemon into rage filled killing machines.

>>29786449

>>Always angry
>>ALL THE TIME

>>29787214
Link to the Pastebins?

>>29787214
what does that one say then?

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>>29786229
>Its face looks peaceful in death, however
>Its face looks peaceful in death, however Its face looks peaceful in death, however

>>29787119
This feels more like a Mystery Dungeon scenario

>>29787475
http://pastebin.com/nJnhdbmg
http://pastebin.com/FfXdLLTZ
>Gengar: Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up

>>29787799
>Give up

This is some creepy pasta shit.

>>29787799
Wasn't Rotomdex the one to write these? Goddamn is the nigga edgy

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>>29787799
>Golbat: Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can’t fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokémon.

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>Its face looks peaceful in death, however

>Only the dead can know peace from this anger

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>Mismagius: Mismagius have been known to cast spells to make people fall in love, so some people search for this Pokémon as if their life depended on it.

Hordes of neckbeards and fedora tippers chasing a poor ghost. With a good chance some will just try to fuck it themselves.

>>29787799
Does Sun & Moon have the best dex entries?

Have we gotten National Dex Entries yet? I can only imagine what Rotom has to say about its own species, the legendaries and the other mega evolutions.

>>29788156
>Rotom: these Pokemon are the epitome of perfection. Truly there's no such thing as a Rotom with a flaw.

>Sharpedo: It has a sad history. In the past, its dorsal fin was a treasured foodstuff, so this Pokémon became a victim of overfishing.

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>7x Minior([Corresponding Core]):If its core stays exposed, it will soon die off. It’s possible that it may survive if it’s put into a Poké Ball quickly enough.
What
B-But they look so happy and cute

>>29788328
Turns out having most of your body destroyed isn't a long-term sustainable state.

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>>29786229
Mankey a waifu

>>29788371
But the core IS the body, the shell is detritus that makes them heavier.

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>mega evolution descriptions

>Raichu: It unleashes electric shocks that can reach 100,000 volts. When agitated, it can knock out even an Indian elephant.

>indian elephant.

What?

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I read in like a guiness world record book: the creator purposefully never have pokemon or the npc die in battle, like how in other games you just magically respawn. Fainting was very purposeful. He wanted death in the Pokémon world to be solemn and respectful, no sugar coating.

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>>29787799
>http://pastebin.com/nJnhdbmg
>Dugtrio(Alolan):These Pokémon are cherished in the Alola region, where they are thought to be feminine deities of the land incarnate.

>deities
>Polytheism

Is pokemon now a sin for wahabbi muslims?

>>29788764
Dugtrio confirmed waifu

>>29788328
so...defeat a wild Minior means a guaranteed death for it if you don't catch it?

>>29788627
>Garchomp(Mega): Excess energy melted its arms and wings, transforming them into giant scythes.
>melted its arms and wings
>MELTED ITS ARMS AND WINGS

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X-rays from the moon

>>29788891
>Magmortar: From its arm, it launches fireballs hotter than 3,500 degrees Fahrenheit. Its arm starts to melt when it fires a whole barrage.

Gengar are like fucking sharks

>Metagross(Mega): This form results from one Metagross, one Metang, and two Beldum linking up

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>goldeen trainers are freaks

>>29789273
You gonna post why?

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>>29789273
>>29789296

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>>29787799
>Lucario(Mega): It readies itself to face its enemies by focusing its mental energies. Its fighting style can be summed up in a single word: heartless.

Nothin perssonel

>>29788782

Guess that means their hair is based on Pele's Hair phenomenon. Clever!

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>>29789296
Spellbound by the length of its horn and the beauty of its fins, many strange Trainers raise Goldeen and nothing but Goldeen.

>>29789377

Seaking's dex entry is even better.

>Trainers who are crazy for Seaking are divided into horn enthusiasts and fin enthusiasts. The two groups do not get along well.

fucking lmao

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Ones I thought interesting:

Clefable: According to tradition, people who see a pair of Clefable skipping by can look forward to a happy marriage.

>ok neat

Poliwhirl: It marches over the land in search of bug Pokémon to eat. Then it takes them underwater so it can dine on them where it’s safe.

> uh hm

Gengar: It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans.

> that's creepy

Kangaskhan(Mega): Thanks to Mega Evolution, its child grows. But as the child is good only at fighting and nothing else, its mother feels uneasy about its future.

> This suggests it is more permanent?

Aerodactyl(Mega): When it Mega Evolves, it becomes more vicious than ever before. Some say that’s because its excess of power is causing it pain.

> That's disturbing

>Crobat: Both its legs became wings, and as a result, it can’t move well on the ground. All it can do is crawl around.

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>no lopu bun bun
I'm mad, bun feet

Holy fuck these entries are dark

>>29789546
Well that was obvious all along that it has to worm its way around with this anatomy.

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>>29789594
Salamence(Mega): Mega Evolution fuels its brutality, and it may even turn on the Trainer who raised it. It’s been dubbed “the blood-soaked crescent.”

>>29789599
True but the image is rather funny.
Here's the other crobat entry
>Crobat: Silent and swift in its four-winged flight, it bites down on its prey before they realize what’s happening. In a heartbeat, it drains their blood.

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>“Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.”
im getting scared

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Why are all the Mega entries describing how violent and brutal these Pokemon feel?

>>29789618
True, imagining a crobat being grounded and then dragging its face over the ground uttering sounds of displeasure until it shakely manages to bring its torso into an upright position after a few tries so it can start fluttering its wings again...

>Sandslash: It uses its claws to climb trees and then curls its body into a spiny ball, ready to drop onto any prey that appears.

This behaviour however, I would have never deduced from this pokemons appearance.

>Drifloon: If for some reason its body bursts, its soul spills out with a screaming sound

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Murkrow: Seen as a symbol of bad luck, it’s generally disliked. Yet it gives presents—objects that sparkle or shine—to Trainers it’s close to.
Poor Murkrow

>>29789660
because they are MEGA

>>29789714
It's just a wilhelm scream, nothing spooky.

Mandibuzz: It circles in the sky, keeping a keen eye out for Pokémon in a weakened state. Its choicest food is Cubone.

>Cubone

>>29789660

Its as if the Skater chick was foreshadowing with how fucking edgy and bloodlusted MLucario was during the anime

Man I thought the edgy mega descriptions made sense but damn they made everything edgy?

What's with this gen? New mons seem almost intentionally statted to be shit, dark edgy pokedex entries, was this game made by someone who hates pokemon?

Whats the description for mega zard?

>>29789660
what did you expect a mutation born from a superweapon of mass destruction to be?

>>29789660
It is an unnatural transformation that pumps the pokemon with more energy than it can safely handle/use.

>>29789772

The entries were made by RotomDex so its from an actual pokemon this time around.

>>29789772
>Everything's edgy unless it's rainbows and cats

Stufful: A touch from anyone except a known friend sends it into a surging frenzy. It’s an incredibly dangerous Pokémon.
Bewear: This Pokémon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug.

Alola seems terrifying.

>>29789660
Megas were made to appeal to edgy young boys. Dex entries are just an extension of that, you know kids are gonna think "the blood soaked crescent" is super bad ass.

>>29789772
>everything edgy

They simply reverted it back to gen1 descriptions which often mentioned all kinds of foodchains and the brutal cosmos below the tall grass.

>>29789510
>Kangaskhan(Mega): Thanks to Mega Evolution, its child grows. But as the child is good only at fighting and nothing else, its mother feels uneasy about its future.

mega kangkids become too edgy and kill their mother and become cubones

DEEPEST LORE

>>29787829
Read Toxapex's

>>29787869
U got greedy and played yourself.

How do you take care of your Pirimarina's throat mybros

>Lilligant: As soon as it finds a male to be its partner, the beautiful flower on its head darkens, droops, and withers away.

ayy

>>29789954
Vicks?

>>29787829
Funny thing is, considering that Rotom is a Pokemon itself, these new entries might actually be the most accurate we have.

>Luvdisc: If a Luvdisc is left on its own, it becomes despondent, leaving itself open to attack. That is when Pelipper snatch them up.

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Palossand: Buried beneath the castle are masses of dried-up bones from those whose vitality it has drained.

>>29788673
IT'S BAAAAAAAACK
AHAHAHSJAGAHAHA

TOLD YOU NIGGAS IT WAS REAL.
real animals in pokemon universe now reconfirmed in the games, last confirmed in the movies in sinnoh, and confirmed in the mangas (albeit not adventures)

That's three for three read em and weep denialfags.

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>Palossand: Possessed people controlled by this Pokémon transformed its sand mound into a castle. As it evolved, its power to curse grew ever stronger.
As expected
>Palossand: Buried beneath the castle are masses of dried-up bones from those whose vitality it has drained.
And there it is.

Those entries remind me of that Vanniluxe-Jynx comic.

>>29789752
Gotta evolve into a Ghost to resist its natural predator, oh wait

>>29788764
Pele hair

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>Dragonite: Incur the wrath of this normally calm Pokémon at your peril, because it will smash everything to smithereens before it’s satisfied.

Orange Barney don't fuck around.

>>29789470
Plot or justice

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>>29790013
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE BUFFED

>>29789660
Because they lied in Kalos about that whole bonding stuff, that Mega Ring stuff is just there to keep them remotely sane during the battle. Probably also the reason why they wear off after a battle too.

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>Mimikyu: Its actual appearance is unknown. A scholar who saw what was under its rag was overwhelmed by terror and died from the shock.
>Mimikyu(Broken): After going to all the effort of disguising itself, its neck was broken. Whatever is inside is probably unharmed, but it’s still feeling sad.
>Mimikyu: A lonely Pokémon, it conceals its terrifying appearance beneath an old rag so it can get closer to people and other Pokémon.
>Mimikyu(Broken): If its neck is broken or its rag torn during an attack, it works through the night to patch it.

So if Hordes are gone, how are we supposed to get a Defiant Mankey now?

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>>29786229
you know there's only one reason for the increased levels of spoop

>>29790137
I don't recall Yo-kai watch being all that spoopy

>>29789510
I HAVE ROCKS RIPPING THROUGH MY SKIN SWEET MERCILESS ARCEUS THIS IS UNBEARABLE DON'T YOU TOUCH ME YOU CHARDGARGLER I'LL RIP YOUR GANGLY THROAT IN HALF

>>29790024
i say we glass the beaches

>>29787869
That's accurate to real vampire bats.

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>Corsola: Pursued by Mareanie for the branches on its head, this Pokémon will sometimes snap its own branches off as a diversion while it escapes

Wailmer: It shows off by spraying jets of seawater from the nostrils above its eyes. It eats a solid ton of Wishiwashi every day.

Electivire: It pushes the tips of its tails against its foes and then lets loose a high-voltage current. Its foes are burned to a crisp in an instant.

Whimsicott: It rides on the wind and slips into people’s homes. After it has turned a room into a cotton- filled mess, it giggles to itself and takes off.

Some pokemon need to eat, and some are just dicks apparently.

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>>29790053

We have all of these edgy entries, and then there's these:
>>29790095
>it’s still feeling sad
>it works through the night to patch it
Fuck I'm getting myself sad.

>>29790160
You idiot that'll just make more Sandygast and Palossand

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>Pyukumuku: It lives in shallow seas, such as areas near a beach. It can eject its internal organs, which it uses to engulf its prey or battle enemies.
Even pyuku gets one. On the other hand.
>Pyukumuku: These Pokémon line the beaches. The sticky mucous that covers their bodies can be used to soothe sunburned skin. How convenient!

>>29789708
>Sandslash: It uses its claws to climb trees and then curls its body into a spiny ball, ready to drop onto any prey that appears.
Dropbears. Huh.

>>29790137
but GF knows it has to compete, they have to out-spoop

>>29789714
Aftermath.

>Glalie(Mega): It envelops prey in its mouth, freezing them instantly. But its jaw is dislocated, so it’s unable to eat them.

What the fuck

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>Exeggutor: Each of its heads has its own will. They use telepathy to discuss their plans before coming to a joint decision.
>Exeggutor(Alolan): Alola is the best environment for this Pokémon. Local people take pride in its appearance, saying this is how Exeggutor ought to look.
>Exeggutor: When the time comes, one of its three heads falls off. Before long, the fallen head grows into an Exeggcute.
>Exeggutor(Alolan): As it grew taller and taller, it outgrew its reliance on psychic powers, while within it awakened the power of the sleeping dragon.

Honchkrow: If its Murkrow cronies fail to catch food for it, or if it feels they have betrayed it, it will hunt them down wherever they are and punish them.

They're really pushing that mobster angle aren't they?

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This Oricorio has sipped pink nectar. Its enemies’ hearts melt at the sight of its gently swaying hips.

>Minior: Originally making its home in the ozone layer, it hurtles to the ground when the shell enclosing its body grows too heavy.
>7x Minior([Respective Core]): It eats dust in the atmosphere. The composition of the dust determines the color of its core.
>Minior: Strong impacts can knock it out of its shell. This Pokémon was born from mutated nanoparticles.
Neat, but it's scary to think of these plummeting to earth every so often, at random.
>7x Minior([Corresponding Core]):If its core stays exposed, it will soon die off. It’s possible that it may survive if it’s put into a Poké Ball quickly enough.
Oh.

>>29790024
>wanting a chill day at the beach
>getting enslaved by a mineralbased ghost and forced to build sandcastles until exhaustion to be posessed before your innevitable death by draining.

>Sliggoo: This Pokémon’s mucous can dissolve anything. Toothless, it sprays mucous on its prey. Once they’re nicely dissolved, it slurps them up.

>Once they're nicely dissolved

n o p e

>>29790243
>it outgrew its reliance on psychic powers
>while within it awakened the power of the sleeping dragon
Is that seriously the reason given why Alolan Exeggutor got Dragon typing?

Also:
>Alolan Vulpix
>Elderly people in Alola call this Pokémon by an older name—Keokeo
Was there any other instance of a Pokemon having an "older name"?

>>29789816
And because pokemon are blood knights who live for combat... all the dex entries are about how Metal they can be.

>>29789954
Am I supposed to say topical application of cocks or something? What are you baiting?

>>29790370
Aside from nicknames, vague descriptions in the case of some legendaries, and codes for Ub's, I don't think so. Also.

keʻo.keʻo

1. nvs. White, clear. Kālā keʻokeʻo, silver money. Ke keʻokeʻo mai o ka nalu, the whiteness of the (breaking) waves. E ʻike ai ka mahi ʻai i ke keʻokeʻe (Kep. 91), the farmer sees clearly. hoʻo.keʻo.keʻo To whiten.

>Politoed: They gather on moonlit nights to form a large chorus. Their cries sound angry and not at all pleasant, but they are certainly distinctive.
>Politoed: It’s the leader of Poliwag and Poliwhirl. When Politoed roars, they all cower in fear.

>7x Minior([Corresponding Core]):If its core stays exposed, it will soon die off. It’s possible that it may survive if it’s put into a Poké Ball quickly enough.

Fainting a wild Minoir basically kills them. Dang.

>>29790156
It's a campy spook. Spoop, if you will.
This new pokemon stuff is just normal spook.

>>29790454
>Their cries sound angry and not at all pleasant, but they are certainly distinctive.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29790166
Fey are always dicks.

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>>29790506
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>29790166

>Raticate(Alolan):This gourmet Pokémon is particular about the taste and freshness of its food. Restaurants where Raticate live have a good reputation.

Ratatouille reference?

>>29790718
Is this a...

>>29788764
Wahabbis are cancer, so hopefully, yeah.

>Scizor: It uses its wings to adjust its body temperature. Otherwise, its metal body would become too hot and melt in the heat of battle.
>Scizor(Mega): The excess energy that bathes this Pokémon keeps it in constant danger of overflow. It can’t sustain a battle over long periods of time.

Scizor had a hard life...

>Abra: It can teleport itself to safety while it’s asleep, but when it wakes, it doesn’t know where it is, so it panics.

kek

>>29786229
I'm gonna name mine /r9k/

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>>29790818

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>>29789954
She gets deflowered.

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>Milotic: It lives at the bottom of clear lakes. In times of war, it shows itself, which soothes people’s minds and hearts.
>Milotic: Milotic has provided inspiration to many artists. It has even been referred to as the most beautiful Pokémon of all.

So basically Mega evolution isn't good for the Pokemon and all it leads to is suffering during the evolution period. Well shit.

>>29791021
meant for >>29789960

but the previous one works too

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>Poliwrath: Its percentage of body fat is nearly zero. Its body is entirely muscle, which makes it heavy and forces its swimming prowess to develop.
>Poliwrath: Poliwrath in the Alola region are strong swimmers that use the breaststroke. Many children learn to swim by imitating Poliwrath.

All the ultra beasts plus Necrozoma read like snippets from scp entries. I like it.
>>29791078
Absol seems fine, mega mom just seems to worry about her kids disposition, and slowbro doesn't even get the boost.

>>29791255

Slowbro is literally getting eaten.

>>29791255
Sableye sounds like it's fine, although it's slow as dirt. Scizor's sounds like something from a robot show where they use their full power, which isn't as bad as turning into some ruthless maniac or having its body parts broken.

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>"Ledian: In battle, it throws punches with all four arms. The power of each individual blow is piddly, so it aims to win by quantity rather than quality."
They never planned to buff it..

>>29791422
An ability that makes punches hit four times would have been cool.

>Weavile
>They dwell in cold places. This Pokémon’s main food source in Alola is Vulpix and Sandshrew, which they carefully divide among their group.

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>>29787799
Marowak(Alolan): The bones it possesses were once its mother’s. Its mother’s regrets have become like a vengeful spirit protecting this Pokémon.
Holy Christ

>>29791868
That makes the "there are no alolan cubones, because aloloan marowaks protect them" thing even more stupid.

>Glalie (Mega)
>The excess energy from Mega Evolution spilled over from its mouth, breaking its jaw. It spews endless blizzards.
jesus

>>29789510
>>29790157
It's also stated that Mega Aerodactyl is what Aerodactyl originally looked like, so does that mean that prehistoric Aerodactyl's life was nothing but overwhelming pain?
>>29792140
We knew about that ever since Mega Glalie was revealed.

>Lilligant: As soon as it finds a male to be its partner, the beautiful flower on its head darkens, droops, and withers away.
DEFLOWERED USED GOODS

>>29792810
Maybe being forced into that form again is what's causing the pain.

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>>29788283
>A beast has fallen
Who is the real monster?

>>29792878
Or maybe it's not in pain at all, and ancient Aerodactyl were just savage cunts.

>>29792869
>male trainers with only female mons
>their Lilligant is deflowered

>>29789000
>Glalie(Mega): It envelops prey in its mouth, freezing them instantly. But its jaw is dislocated, so it’s unable to eat them.

>>29792960
Maybe that's why the bastards went extinct

>>29792960
Maybe they're savage cunts from all the pain inside

>>29789816
>>29790008
I'd imagine that this new focus on darker pokedex entries is sort of like how to us humans a description of a dolphin would be like:
>Their faces upturned in a constant smile, these playful creatures can be seen leaping above the waves and random intervals. They feed upon fish and squid.
While from an octopis or fish's point of view:
> Equipped with a stunning intelligence, these agile mammals search out their prey with sonar. Once prey has been sighted, there is little chance of escape.

So like...

Kids catch and train these things.

Fuck.

>>29789470

Scub: The Pokemon

>>29793199
I dunno, it seems that under Humanity they become docile and placid so I guess they like being under our thumb or something; I guess humans are just very empathetic and caring in their eyes (for the most part).

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>>29793199
This picture is suddenly more apt

>>29793374
It's spelled "skub" you maroon.

>>29793407
The kids CATCH THEM. Straight from the FUCKING WILD. Placid my pasty white puckered ass they are.

>>29793754
I mean they're placid once you caught them. Before that, try not to die.

I'm never using mega evolutions again

Pokemon land sounds like a fucking nightmare to live in

>>29787799
Time to find Deoxys' entry...

Corsola: Pursued by Mareanie for the branches on its head, this Pokémon will sometimes snap its own branches off as a diversion while it escapes.

>>29793754

Please post pasty white puckered ass

I can't imagion mega mawile is going to be bad either

>>29794072
Bagon: With its steel-hard stone head, it headbutts indiscriminately. This is because of the stress it feels at being unable to fly.

>>29793199
They also get their own superpowered animals before they're allowed to catch things

I guess everyone needs at least one to stay safe from Lucario though
>Lucario: They can detect the species of a living being— and its emotions—from over half a mile away. They control auras and hunt their prey in packs.

>>29794129
>Bagon: With its steel-hard stone head, it headbutts indiscriminately. This is because of the stress it feels at being unable to fly.
Damn it why do they have to point out that it's violent behaviour is due to emotional pains, that just makes it sad.

>>29794129
>Shelgon: They lurk deep within caves—motionless, neither eating nor drinking. Why they don’t die is not known

Drifloon: If for some reason its body bursts, its soul spills out with a screaming sound.

Lilligant: As soon as it finds a male to be its partner, the beautiful flower on its head darkens, droops, and withers away.

tl;dr Men are cancer.

Kek.

>>29790008
>Rotom, being a pokemon, understands his fellow pokemon better than humans
>thus he gives us more accurate dex entries

Mandibuzz: It circles in the sky, keeping a keen eye out for Pokémon in a weakened state. Its choicest food is Cubone.

>>29788891
Suddenly, Flygon feels better about not being able to mega evolve.

>>29786825

>Marshadow
It lurks in the shadows of others, copying their movements and powers. This Pokémon is craven and cowering.

>Mimikyu
A lonely Pokémon, it conceals its terrifying appearance beneath an old rag so it can get closer to people and other Pokémon.

>Sandygast
It takes control of anyone who puts a hand in its mouth. And so it adds to the accumulation of its sand-mound body.

>Palossand
Buried beneath the castle are masses of dried-up bones from those whose vitality it has drained.

>Bewear
>This Pokémon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug.

>Toxapex
Those attacked by Toxapex’s poison will suffer intense pain for three days and three nights. Post-recovery, there will be some aftereffects.

>Pukyumuku
It’s awfully weak and notably tasty, so everyone is always out to get it. As it happens, anyone trying to bully it receives a painful lesson.

>Gumshoos
It adores having Rattata and Raticate for dinner, but as it’s diurnal, it never encounters them. This Pokémon boasts incredible patience.

>Primarina
Its singing voice is its chief weapon in battle. This Pokémon’s Trainer must prioritize the daily maintenance of its throat at all costs.


>Oricorio-Baile
This Oricorio has sipped red nectar. Its passionate dance moves cause its enemies to combust in both body and mind.

>Salazzle
Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes.

>Bounsweet
Although it’s too sugary for human consumption, Bounsweet’s sweat can be watered down into a juice with just the right amount of sweetness.

>Tsareena
A Pokémon known for the beauty of its well-shaped legs, it sometimes appears as a mascot in advertisements for beauty salons.

>>29794218
>anon doesn't get the pun
top lel

>>29790024
>>Palossand: Buried beneath the castle are masses of dried-up bones from those whose vitality it has drained.

Even the beaces aren't safe, is Alola the Australia of the pokemon world?

>>29794260
>Marshadow
>It lurks in the shadows of others, copying their movements and powers. This Pokémon is craven and cowering.
EVEN MARSHADOW IS AFRAID

>>29788283
CHINAFAGS BTFO!

Lycanroc(Midnight): It goads its enemies into attacking, withstands the hits, and in return, delivers a headbutt, crushing their bones with its rocky mane.

>>29788194
t. Smogon

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>>29789470
top jej

Mimikyu: A lonely Pokémon, it conceals its terrifying appearance beneath an old rag so it can get closer to people and other Pokémon.

>>29789613
just like muslims

>b-but my western dragon maymay

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>29790095
>all this time, Mimikyu was sincere when it told us to not look under the rag in its song

Butterfree: Close examination of its large eyes reveals that each eye is composed of a myriad of tiny eyes.

I am now disturbed.

>>29794399
>a butterfly has compound eyes

shocker

>>29790095
dude what the fuck now...

>>29790818
Better keep your Abra away from danger all the time, else it will teleport away from you and be lost forever

>>29794399
>what are compound eyes

>>29790166
>whimsicott being a nigger meme was actually real

IT ALL COMES TOGETHER

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>>29792991
>"Hey anon, I see your Lilligant is deflowered, but you have an all female team. What's up with that?"

>>29786229
I was surprised by how fun Primeape is when I replayed FireRed. Focus Energy+Karate Chop is a fun combo.

Also the more bizarre aspects of what the designers in Emerald thought were good movelists when they gave one of the Primeapes Overheat.

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>>29794260
>>Tsareena
>A Pokémon known for the beauty of its well-shaped legs

Do Greninja and Mega Charizard (either of them) get some fucked up dex entries?

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Sooo, what's the proper way to perform maintenance on Primarina's throat?

And don't give me that bleach bullshit.

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>>29794260

>Both dex entries to describing Tsarina's shapely legs

>Bounsweet's dex entry dedicated to how delicious the evolution line's sweat is

Are you sure about this one, gamefreak?

>>29794688
Gamefreak knew the line was going to be sexualized no matter what, so they decided that they might as well give the fans ideas for how to sexualize it.

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>>29790157

>>29794688
the lizards literally a Dom with mind control pheromones, they clearly are making wiafu mon to cater to feitshes

all i need now is one that derives pleasure from laying all the eggs it can, besides ditto the obvious slut.

>>29794809
100% female chicken pokemon confirmed for Gen 8?

>>29788328
>>29788371
What if that's part of how they make more of themselves? Every time one dissipates, the core energy is harnessed by the next generation to give them life?

>>29794809
either gonna be that or a blissey/chancy entry implication

i am ok with it it being Blissey and Chancy

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>Goomy: Its source of protection is its slimy, germ-laden mucous membrane. Anyone who touches it needs some thorough hand-washing.
>Sliggoo: This Pokémon’s mucous can dissolve anything. Toothless, it sprays mucous on its prey. Once they’re nicely dissolved, it slurps them up.
>Goodra: It gets picked on because it’s meek. But then, whoever teased it gets to feel the full force of its horns and a good swatting from its thick tail.

>Goomy: The weakest of all Dragon-type Pokémon, it’s unable to breathe if its skin dries out, so it sticks to shady places.
>Sliggoo: It has trouble drawing a line between friends and food. It will calmly try to melt and eat even those it gets along well with.
>Goodra: An amazingly friendly Pokémon, but if left to itself, loneliness overcomes it, and it oozes gooey tears.

>Paras: Mushrooms called tochukaso sprout from its back. They can be dried and powdered to make a medicine used to extend life.
>Parasect: It scatters toxic spores from its mushroom cap. Once harvested, these spores can be steeped and boiled down to prepare herbal medicines
Hey thats pretty good

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>>29794869
>Chansey: Not only are these Pokémon fast runners, they’re also few in number, so anyone who finds one must be lucky indeed.
>Blissey: Its fluffy fur coat acts as a sensor, enabling it to read the feelings of people and Pokémon.

>Chansey: The eggs laid by Chansey are rich in nutrients and a favorite food of many Pokémon.
>Blissey: Even the most ferocious Pokémon become calm when they eat Blissey’s egg, which is said to be filled with happiness.

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>>29794872
>Thick tail

>>29794884
trade off as it's old entries were as dark as the other new entries, implying the mushroom ate away it's brain and controls its corpse

>>29794260
>>Oricorio-Baile
>This Oricorio has sipped red nectar. Its passionate dance moves cause its enemies to combust in both body and mind.

they fight by mind blowing their enemies. I love these birds man

>>29794918
Fucking hilarious

>>29794918
You know that's still around.
>Paras: No matter how much it eats, the mushrooms growing on its back steal away most of the nutrients it consumes.
>Parasect: The large mushroom on its back controls it. It often fights over territory with Shiinotic.

>>29786449
BADGER CUNT DICK

>>29791868

>Those bones are too big to be another Marowak's

THEN WHO WAS MOM?

>>29790506
kek

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>Ditto: With its astonishing capacity for metamorphosis, it can get along with anything. It does not get along well with its fellow Ditto.
>Ditto: It can reorganize its cells to make itself into a duplicate of anything it sees. The quality of the duplicate depends on the individual.

>Raticate: Its disposition is far more violent than its looks would suggest. Don’t let your hand get too close to its face, as it could bite your hand clean off.
>Golbat: Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can’t fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokémon.
>Kadabra: Kadabra’s presence infests televisions and monitors with creepy shadows that bring bad luck.
>Tentacool: It drifts in shallow seas, such as the areas near beaches. If you get bitten or stabbed by its toxic tentacles, rush to the hospital.
>Gengar: It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans.
>Starmie: Its unusual body shape, reminiscent of abstract art, led local people to spread rumors that this Pokémon may be an invader from outer space.
>Vibrava: To help make its wings grow, it dissolves quantities of prey in its digestive juices and guzzles them down every day.
>Glalie(Mega): It envelops prey in its mouth, freezing them instantly. But its jaw is dislocated, so it’s unable to eat them.
>Krookodile: After clamping down with its powerful jaws, it twists its body around to rip its prey in half.
>Palossand: Buried beneath the castle are masses of dried-up bones from those whose vitality it has drained.
yikes

>>29794218
Do you not know what deflowering is?

It has nothing to do with men being evil.

>>29787799
so which is the sun dex and which is the moon one?

>Staryu: This Pokémon gets nibbled on by Lumineon and others. Thanks to its red core, it regenerates fast, so it’s unconcerned by their snack attacks.

Staryu is too alpha for Lumineon's shit

>>29790024
That's some straight up Ito shit right there.

>>29788590
Check your endoskeleton privilege

>>29795237

Everything is too alpha for Lumineon's shit. It's a useless bastard.

>>29795233
Sadder one is moon, calling it.

>>29795237
Sounds pretty beta to me. I mean it doesn't even try to fight them off, it just sits there and acts like a food supply for them.

>>29788156
Why HAVEN'T we gotten National 'Dex entries yet?
Are they not in the game?
If they really aren't, then DLC/patches confirmed yo.

>>29794129
So Bagons are trannies

"It has gobbled mountains and swallowed whole buildings, according to reports. It's one of the Ultra Beasts"

Guzzlord is metal as fuck.

Kek. Who the fuck writes the Dex entry this time? Or the Rotom we were assigned to is THIS brutal?

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>>29789613
From the other game:
>Salamence(Mega): Anyone standing in its path gets sliced right in two, while this Pokémon continues its flight without interruption.

That's metal as fuck

>>29795698

Judging from the older dex entries, Ghost-types are just naturally brutal as fuck.

>>29795206
THE FUCK LOL.

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>>29795775
Surprisingly, Sableye's is pretty plain.
>Sableye: This Pokémon is feared. When its gemstone eyes begin to glow with a sinister shine, it’s believed that Sableye will steal people’s spirits away.
>Sableye(Mega): Supporting a giant heavy jewel, it can’t change direction very nimbly and is vulnerable to attack from behind.
>Sableye: It’s a fiend for gemstones, so it stalks Carbink. Unfortunately, Gabite almost always grabs them first.
>Sableye(Mega): The jewel from its chest, which has grown gigantic due to the effects of Mega Evolution, can turn back any attack.

Compared to say ghost dancer
>Oricorio(Sensu): It summons the dead with its dreamy dancing. From their malice, it draws power with which to curse its enemies.

>>29787799
Is this actually real? Is there a source?

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>>29795849
Dude, It's the fucking new pokemon. Seriously, think about it, they are taking Pocket Monsters and making it Pocket Animals. We're fucked. GTFO.

>Some are pretty neat and I actually love reading these
>Chansey running fast. Holy fuck that's hilarious

>>29795874
>Chansey: Not only are these Pokémon fast runners, they’re also few in number, so anyone who finds one must be lucky indeed.

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>Araquanid: Despite what its appearance suggests, it cares for others. If it finds vulnerable, weak Pokémon, it protectively brings them into its water bubble.
>Araquanid: It delivers headbutts with the water bubble on its head. Small Pokémon get sucked into the bubble, where they drown.

>it cares for others. If it finds vulnerable, weak Pokémon, it protectively brings them into its water bubble.
>Small Pokémon get sucked into the bubble, where they drown.

>>29787338
Where was this said?

>>29787799
>Drowzee: It finds really fun dreams tasty. When it makes friends with people, it may show them the most delicious dreams it’s ever eaten.
Aww

>>29792140
>Glalie has lockjaw
Know the feel too well. Careful when you yawn /vp/.

>>29796038
>It finds weak Pokémon and tries to protect them, but instead kills them by accident.
Thats actually surprisingly cute.

>>29792810
Nah, mega evolution is now more related to overclocking a pokemon in power but because of this they only feel pain, anger, and madness.

And the Kalos people thought it was friendship.

>>29796210
>Warning: Do not overclock your Pokémon using Mega Stones or other enhancing substances, as this will void the warranty on any Pokéballs that contain them.

>>29796210
>And the Kalos people thought it was friendship.
Ya'll are stupid.jpg

>>29796210
Somehow I doubt that's how Mega Audino and Mega Altaria's entries are going to go. Especially since they were allegedly added in primarily for Super Contests instead of battles.

I do wonder what Mega Venusaur's entries will talk about. Being a fat fuck can't be all that painful, enraging, or maddening, can it?

>Wigglytuff: As it inhales, it expands...and expands...and expands. Wigglytuff compete to see which one can inflate itself the most.

Fetishdex best dex.
Seriously, this "all comes together" shit is great.

>>29789377
Finbros only

>>29794143

>and hunt their prey in packs

'TIS WEAK TO FIRE

>>29796665
They're nimble. Watch your back.

>Gengar
It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>29796449
Flower becomes parasitic and it somehow inadvertently cripples Venusaur.

Pinsir: One solid blow from its horns is enough to split apart a large tree. Its greatest rival in Alola is Vikavolt.
Pinsir(Alolan): Bathed in the energy of Mega Evolution, its wings become unusually developed. It flies at speeds of approximately 30 mph.

>Pinsir Alolan
what did they mean by this?

>>29796737
nvm mega because anon forgot to fix

>Umbreon:
With its black fur, it blends into the darkness. It bides its time, and when prey appears, this Pokémon goes for its throat, and then eats it.

>Slowking
A poisonous bite reacted with its system, blessing it with the enhanced intellect of a genius. It has full control of its psychic powers.

So Slowking is just the Pokemon world Spider Man?

Sneasel: It uses its claws to poke holes in eggs so it can slurp out the insides. Breeders consider it a scourge and will drive it away or eradicate it.

oh rude

>Nosepass
It uses powerful magnetism to drag its prey toward it. It’s also been known to pull in metal, which it collects and uses to protect itself.

>rock pokemon
>eats steel types
nice meme

>>29796872
>D-dark type is associated with shadows not with underhanded tactics

>>29789470
Literally the Pokemon version of tits vs ass.

>>29788673
Indian elephants are mentioned all the time in Pokedex entries, since gen 1.

>>29796908

>Metang
It adores magnetic minerals, so it pursues Nosepass at speeds exceeding 60 mph.


n-nice magnet pull
enjoy your shoah

>>29787799
where's the rest of the Pokemon

>>29787799
>Politoed: They gather on moonlit nights to form a large chorus. Their cries sound angry and not at all pleasant, but they are certainly distinctive

literally /r9k/ the pokemon with primeape as a close second.

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Mega trainers are pokemon abusers then, N is gonna be mad

>>29791487
>4x Power up Punches
With Ledians stats this might actually be fair.

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>Sylveon
Its ribbonlike feelers give off an aura that weakens hostility in its prey, causing them to let down their guard. Then it attacks.

>Sylveon
When this Pokémon sights its prey, it swirls its ribbonlike feelers as a distraction. A moment later, it pounces.

>Umbreon
With its black fur, it blends into the darkness. It bides its time, and when prey appears, this Pokémon goes for its throat, and then eats it.

>Flareon
When it catches prey or finds berries, it breathes fire on them until they are well done, and then it gobbles them up.

>Vaporeon
Blending in with the water and erasing all signs of its presence, it patiently waits for its prey, fish Pokémon.

>>29790318
thick

>Leafeon: The younger they are, the more they smell like fresh grass. With age, their fragrance takes on the odor of fallen leaves.
l-lewd

>>29790327
that's sad, that means that a lot of them probably die when they hit the ground

>>29790814
stalling scizor will literally kill it

>Tsareena
Its long, striking legs aren’t just for show but to be used to kick with skill. In victory, it shows off by kicking the defeated, laughing boisterously.

I don't think they are even trying to hide it.

so...what the fuck is Mimikyu?
a voodoo doll mixed with a corpse/zombie that loves knitting?

>>29790814
Is Scizor a machine? I mean, it's not a fire type, so unless it had some internal motors or some shitty metal coating, I don't see how it's internal body temperature could melt its body. I see how being hit by Fire type attacks could, though.

>>29789919
what the fuck is a Toxapex?

>>29788891
I knew Mega evolutions were very unnatural.

>>29797280

It's a friendly ghost with a true appearance so horrifying it can kill people just by looking at them. It just wants to be loved, but nobody will love it if they see what it truly looks like. Thus, it disguises itself as a popular, cuter Pokemon (Pikachu) so that it can attract the attention of people and win their love with scaring/killing them.

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>>29797280
Spooky fairy that just wants to be loved. Can't be out in the sun and disguises itself trying to get affection and to travel in the day

>>29789772
I enjoy it. It makes these creatures feel much more natural.
Reminder of weird 5gen entry for MUK:
> It's so stinky! Muk's body contains toxic elements, and any plant will wilt when it passes by.

>>29789954
Eggyolks.

>Haunter
It strikes at humans from total darkness. Those licked by its cold tongue grow weaker with each passing day until they die.

Cancer mon, glad it got fucked by losing Levitate.

>>29790814
Does this explain why it can learn fly?
Because it would overheat?

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>>29797431
>Thinking Haunter lost levitate
You are part of the problem.

>>29791066
>Balding snake
>Beautifull

I will NEVER understand it. Even Gardevoir is prettier.

>>29797250
>literally fem-dom the pokemon

OH~HOHOHOHOHOHOH~

>>29792140
We knew that before. It made me apreciate design a little more.

Megas are freaks.

>>29797458
How the fuck is Milotic balding?

>Dratini
It grows by molting repeatedly. Boots made from the tanned cast-off skin are a super luxury item.

So is this what Clair wears?

>>29797487
Dragonair skin is more likely

>>29794891
>You still can't use softboiled to use on ally in battle

>>29787799
>Geodude: There are plenty of them to be found along any road. A scholar with too much free time once counted a hundred of them along a single route.
Why is Rotom so cheeky?

These are legit some of the best dex entries we've got in years. Good to have some new, fun and interesting stuff as opposed to the same old shit as always

>>29797345
>Mimic
>Friendly

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>Drifloon: Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children.
>It dislikes heavy children.

>>29797639
WOOOW EVEN POKEMON IS FUCKING FAT SHAMING
FUCK AMERICA MAN I'M MOVING TO CANADA

>>29797639
don't we all

fuck rotom

>>29796695
Looks like a mystery dungeon reference makes sense why it got curse body

>>29797250
>Froslass
When it finds humans or Pokémon it likes, it freezes them and takes them to its chilly den, where they become decorations.

>tfw no waifumons battling for you as a slave prize

>Komala: It is born asleep, and it dies asleep. All its movements are apparently no more than the results of it tossing and turning in its dreams.

good night sweet prince ;_;7

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>>29797094
>tfw this could have been the perfect excuse to bring N back

>>29796695
WHAT

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>>29788101
Well
>Tips fedora
Let the hunt begin

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>>29797461
To tame tsareena you need to be an alpha male, if she wont respect you she will enslave you

I just want to see m-gardevoir's entry

>>29797922
Duuude.

>>29798862
everybody wants, but i cant find even nonmega gardevoir sun adn moon entry.

>>29797639
>being fat saves you from getting killed

Hooray!

>>29790438
So they literally call it "Whitey"?

>Wigglytuff: As it inhales, it expands...and expands...and expands. Wigglytuff compete to see which one can inflate itself the most.
cool more shitty fetishes

>>29794338
literally me

>>29790095
>Mimikyu: Its actual appearance is unknown. A scholar who saw what was under its rag was overwhelmed by terror and died from the shock.
how do we know it was out of terror? I mean the scholar couldn't really tell. maybe Mimikyu is unbearable cute and people die from instant-diabetes

Ant link to a place with all the dex entries?

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>>29795206
>>Gengar: It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans.

C A N O N

>>29800252
>Gengars are human souls
>children catch it with balls and force it to duke it out in some childish tournaments

>>29786229
bump