If a woman says she's "over 40 year old", that

>>29778572
nice pic anon

>>29778572
OH CHRIST I WANT TO BANG LUSAMINE SO HARD BUT 40 FOR FUCK'S SAKE 40 HOW THE FUCK

>>29778572
Even better.

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>>29778572
How old are Lillie and Gladion anyways? What age did she have them at?

>>29778572
I FUCKING LOVE LUSAMINE DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WHO WILL CRUSH YOU FOR NIHILISM AND EGOTISM HOLY FUCK

>>29778782
10-12, so she had them when she was in her early thirties.

>>29778834
There's no way they're that young. Why the fuck would they go back to kiddieshit after Calem and Serena were 16+?

>>29778572
LUSAMINE IS A GILF

>>29778851
>>29778834
>>29778782
Are they twins? They would've said so if they were right?

>>29778851
Because it's a kid's game. Also, they want the Yokai Watch audience this time, so all young looking characters this time are actually young.

>>29778572
It doesn't matter if she's 40

She can still give Gladion and Lillie siblings

How do people know Lusamines age exactly?

>>29778909
my dad works for Nintendo

>>29778884
>pandering to shitkai watch
>betraying the dedicated fanbase who grew up with the games

is it her Aryan genes at work that makes her eternally young or spending time with the aliens?

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>>29778909
>Hau: Wow, Miss Lusamine! I don't know how you do all this! You're, like, not even that much older than us!
>Lusamine: Oh, you sweet boy!
>Lusamine: I'm already over 40!
>Hau: You are?
>Hau: Wait, WHAT?!
>Lusamine: Oh, you! The right style does wonders, you know.
Ara ara
/ss/ when?

>>29779068
questions of life

>>29778572
Is there a full version of this?

>>29779068
UB cum

>>29779081
>Lusamine gets ALOLA'D

>>29779081
>Protagonist gets Lillie and Hai gets Lusamine
I can't tell who won

>>29779306
Your boy gets jack shit, Haufags.
Lillie wants the protag dick/puss and Lusamine wants UB tentacles.

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>>29778884
Isn't Lusamine a young-looking character anon?

>Lusamine is 40+

So she had kids in her 30s?

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Bitch please. This lady did it first.

>>29779228
more like she had a load

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>>29779214
no sadly

>>29779569
Getting Lusamine pregnant again!

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So, did Mohn fug Lusamine after all?

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>>29779645
nice you like the art

>>29778572
I want to know her secret of young apperance. Seriously i thought she was max 30 years old.

>>29779655
Go on...

>>29779686
Frequent dickings

>>29779443
holy shit!

how old is she?

>>29778754
>implying Lusamine being 40 doesn't make her better

>>29779370
>implying she didn't come back to /ss/ Hau with tentacles

>>29779412
Is that unusual? My mother was twenty-nine and thirty-two when she had me and my brother, respectively.

>>29779686
Having sex with eldritch abominations

>>29778572
This just convinces me that Red and Blue are really supposed to be 30-31

>>29779081
How old is Wicke?

>>29779686
Beauty and love

Women over the age of 50 excrete a pheromone called orimostenol prior to menopause.
This pheromone is a potent aphrodisiac for males but it also inhibits violent tendencies.
In nature it's known as the cannibalism pheromone.
This is because in most species when the males smell it they will not only rape the female but proceed to eat her.
Biologists explain that the pheromone is likely supposed to "thin out the herd" and make sure nothing goes to waste.
Basically one last fuck and a meal for the rest of the tribe.

Of course this is incredibly rare in post-prehistoric human societies.
The pheromone is most often met with just really rough sex.
However less cultured pygmy tribes have been known to still cannibalize their mature women post-coitus.

>>29780536
It's never stated.
I'm guessing probably a few years younger than Lusamine...maybe mid or late 30's.

>>29780618
>pheromone inhibits violent tendancies
>men proceeds to eat her

pick one

> Mommy is actually a mommy
YESSSSS

>>29780618
cool source bro

>>29780536
>>29780658
Somehow I could imagine them as close childhood friends.

Lusamine being a protective, big sister-type figure to little loli Wicke. Imagine her surprise when Wicke's figure started filling out the way it did...

>>29780793
sacs full of caring

>>29780618
>orimostenol
>Did you mean:
>ormiston
>ergosterol

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>>29780793
Please, it's clear that Wicke lost the genetic lottery.
Lusamine shat out two kids and still looks like a supermodel in her forties, Wicke is literally my mom's mom (a granny).

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>>29780845
>Lusamine shat out two kids and still looks like a supermodel
Only because of her obsession with beauty and perfection. Wicke just lets it all hang out.

>>29779443
is this a jojo reference?

>>29780793
sexy fanfic when

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>first few trailers showed us UB02 Beauty and Absorbption
>see leaks
>wait a minute
>Lusamine is obsessed with BEAUTY and is ABSORBED by Nihilego
>mfw it was there almost the entire time

>>29779686
battlemaisonfairytalegirl.jpg

>>29779866
Mid 60s.

>>29779654
Who is he? Is he Lusamine's husband after getting lost?